Tuesday, August 5th 2008

Reunited And It Feels So Skanky

You can't keep a good homewrecker down for long! Sienna Miller has wrapped her vagina lips around Balthazar Getty and she's not letting go. Balthazar reportedly went back to his wifey this past weekend to try and work things out for the sake of the kids. A "heartbroken" Sienna fled to the Caribbean to find comfort in the arms of her daddy. Yeah, right. She just went to get some of the "good shit" you can only find in the Caribbean.

Things are back to normal for the two skanks. They were spotted kissing outside of a Ralph's grocery store in Malibu, CA on Sunday afternoon. Some nosy bitch said Sienna was waiting for him in a car. Balthazar peddled up on a bike and the two kissed. The source told The Sun, “He looked nervy and rode off. He came back later but it was like something out of a Carry On film.

Sienna loves this dramatic shit. She probably creams her panties every time she calls his house and his wife answers. She breaths all heavy into the phone and his wife says, "Who is this?! Say something you stupid whore! I know it's you! Never call her again!" Sienna jacks off to that shit.

Sienna should just call my mom instead. For some reason, my mom says that same thing to me every time I call her. She even says it when I say "Mom! It's me!" Yeah, I don't know what her problem is.

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If i was married i'd pork Sienna....cos my wife would be ugly anyway!
TEAM SIENNA!!! Jealous pigs!

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Sounds like Slutty needs to be talking to the Dlisted trolls and hit up some millionaire match sites...lol.

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Kizzy - I love it. Whore squared. There are a million single men in this world, what is this girl's problem??? It's not like she lives in Boston (where apparently everyone is taken).

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Let us also not forget, Sluttyenna was with her boyfried Rhys and fucked around on him for a month with Balls. Which makes her a whore squared.

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Submitted by bo_tatoe on August 5, 2008 - 12:23pm

It's his home to wreck, not hers. She's the interloper. Yes, he is one of the biggest bastards on the planet for being such a selfish prick, there's no disputing that. It's just Slutty makes a habit of this, collecting married or involved men. He might be an asshole for cheating, but she knew it and accepted it up front. If he doesn't have the morals to keep his pecker in his pants, she should have the morals to keep her legs closed.

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Submitted by FrappBloat on August 5, 2008 - 11:35am.
At the end of the day, Sienna is single.

Balty `whatever/whoever he is` is NOT single. He's very much married and with plenty of responsibilities.

it's not Sienna's fault

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I seriously beg to differ. It sure as hell is partly her fault since she KNOWS he's married with children. Her behaviour is just as disgusting and disgraceful, and you can't tell me that if your husband was cheating on you with a woman who knew you existed, you wouldn't be itching to kick her teeth in.

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Submitted by bo_tatoe on August 5, 2008 - 12:23pm.

I'll never get this "homewrecker"-shittalk. If a man is married, isn't he supposed to know his obligations? How is that another wifes business? She has no fidelity obligations with his wife but he does!

I can't help but draw the only logical conclusion - this "homewrecking"-theory is for losers who get cheated by their partners and are so fu**ing pathetic they cannot even put the blame where it solely belongs - on their man/wife!
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Um, that theory isn't very logical. The woman is a homewrecker because the bitch knows he's married with children. A decent person would never touch a married man. A slut would. The man is also an asshole for cheating on his wife. Both parties are responsible. It takes two to tango.

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Submitted by bo_tatoe on August 5, 2008 - 12:23pm.

I'll never get this "homewrecker"-shittalk. If a man is married, isn't he supposed to know his obligations? How is that another wifes business?
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SHE should know not to touch him if he's married. It's his choice to cheat. She can be smart and not let him cheat with her.

At the end of the day, Sienna is single.

Balty `whatever/whoever he is` is NOT single. He's very much married and with plenty of responsibilities.

it's not Sienna's fault

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:::covering ears:::: LALALALALA I can't hear you bella. That skank did NOT sleep with my Daniel.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 11:24am.
I remember him from White Squall, especially the part where he got a needle in his ass for having fire-piss sexy times. I must say, age has been good to him, but I hope his penis falls off. Also, him working at a bakery would be GREAT punishment for him, what with being a spoiled fucker with billions waiting for him.

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I don't remember him from much of anything except from the teen heartthrob mags my friends would buy when we were 12, 13 years old. I always remembered his name ya know, because it's pretty hard to forget. He really is looking good, but I'll take loyalty over a pretty face any day.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Yeah, he's Balthazar Getty, for Johnny Depp's sake! This guy's been around since I was a pre-teen. I even had a dream about him once--it wasn't sexual--he was behind the counter at the bakery up the block from my parents' house and I was in there waiting for my ride from Vanilla Ice.
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I remember him from White Squall, especially the part where he got a needle in his ass for having fire-piss sexy times. I must say, age has been good to him, but I hope his penis falls off. Also, him working at a bakery would be GREAT punishment for him, what with being a spoiled fucker with billions waiting for him.

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I'll never get this "homewrecker"-shittalk. If a man is married, isn't he supposed to know his obligations? How is that another wifes business? She has no fidelity obligations with his wife but he does!

I can't help but draw the only logical conclusion - this "homewrecking"-theory is for losers who get cheated by their partners and are so fu**ing pathetic they cannot even put the blame where it solely belongs - on their man/wife!

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madam s. on August 5, 2008 - 9:15am.
Sensimina,

I believe it's Sherwin-Williams' "Arizona Sunset". Great for sprucing up a hallway that doesn't get a lot of light.

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Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 11:18am.
@YourMom.. Nice dream times you had there.. Well the Vanilla Ice part.. Was he rocking the high top hair, or did he show up? Was you waiting on a ride as in "exercise times on top of him ride" or like a ride to volleyball practice??

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Eewwwww...no "exercise times on top of him" at all! Actually, when he picked me up he was rollin in his 5.0 with the ragtop down so his hair could flow!

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@YourMom.. Nice dream times you had there.. Well the Vanilla Ice part.. Was he rocking the high top hair, or did he show up? Was you waiting on a ride as in "exercise times on top of him ride" or like a ride to volleyball practice??

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 8:56am.

well maybe not at this moment, but everyone has been bashing this piece of shit guy......

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Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 10:16am.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....ok ok I'm really going now!

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Submitted by madam s. on August 5, 2008 - 10:15am.

LMMFAO

I gotta clean cos my mother in law whom I've never met is coming to town tomorrow. Wish me luck!

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Submitted by madam s. on August 5, 2008 - 9:15am.

It might just be "Sienna."

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Sensimina,

I believe it's Sherwin-Williams' "Arizona Sunset". Great for sprucing up a hallway that doesn't get a lot of light.

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Okay all, as much as I would love to bash on these two fuckwads some more, I really must get some work done... possibly. So, farewell and I will probably be back in... oh, 15 minutes or so. xD *blows kisses*

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 11:08am.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 11:56am.
BUT BUT BUT HOW COME NONE OF YOU GUYS ARE BASHING THE FUCKING MARRIED MAN WHO IS CHEATING ON HIS WIFE?!?
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Because Sienna is more fun to pick on. Do you seriously think no one in here thinks he's the biggest pile of trash for doing it? I personally don't bash on him because he's as worthless as a used tampon and doesn't deserve to be mentioned.

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Yeah, he's Balthazar Getty, for Johnny Depp's sake! This guy's been around since I was a pre-teen. I even had a dream about him once--it wasn't sexual--he was behind the counter at the bakery up the block from my parents' house and I was in there waiting for my ride from Vanilla Ice.

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I forgot to add, I believe Balto's skin tone is referred to as, Oopma Loompa Tangerine.

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Does she have a reason to be in L.A. right now, or is she just being an obnoxious, desperate ho?

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Submitted by Reina de la Casa on August 5, 2008 - 12:08pm.

Seriously, what the fuck kind of skin color is that on Balti?

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 9:56am.

For the record I already bashed him in another post.

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And please unless his wife divorces him you know he is not going anywhere. Married men are ALWAYS 'seperated or in the process of divorcing' their wifes when they start an affair. Makes me hate men.

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 11:56am.
BUT BUT BUT HOW COME NONE OF YOU GUYS ARE BASHING THE FUCKING MARRIED MAN WHO IS CHEATING ON HIS WIFE?!?
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Because Sienna is more fun to pick on. Do you seriously think no one in here thinks he's the biggest pile of trash for doing it? I personally don't bash on him because he's as worthless as a used tampon and doesn't deserve to be mentioned.

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Seriously, what the fuck kind of skin color is that on Balti?

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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on August 5, 2008 - 12:04pm.

WORD. ITA. Tell it, sistah, tell it!!!

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I don't bother to read thru all the posts I just speak my piece and keep it moving so sorry if I missed the anti Getty remarks. Its just so fuckin gross I mean he took the vows and he had the kids. Why men cheat with women who are less then what they have at home is beyond me. Thats why I get so pissed at him, chicks like her are all over the place and a GOOD GUY would not even look twice at that mess. Thats all.

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Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 11:57am.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 12:13pm.
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Make a sport of it, doll!! Go around, tripping people whenever you can for the rest of the week. You'll get them all, and some of them twice!!

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 10:56am.

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I'll bash him! He's a lame-o cockknocking cheating assclown who should get his penis caught in an ice dispensing hole!

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I think he's scum, too. But I think the reason folks tend to want to string her up is that, as the outside element in someone else's relationship, she's the threat to a pre-existing family. Further, at least for me (as a woman), I find her behavior offensive because I expect better behavior of women than I do of men. And when a woman deliberately engages in behavior that can be so damaging to others, especially when there are children involved, it strikes a different chord.

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Balthazar is a selfish rat-bastard; but Sienna is one of those women who go after men who in relationships because it feeds their ego to "steal" a man.

As soon as Balthy's wife files for divorce, Sienna will dump his ass. There's no challenge anymore. And she ain't interested in being a step-mommy!

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 11:56am

I thought we all stipulated to the fact that he's a fucking douchebag before we started, you didn't get the memo? Sorry!!

She's a whore because she's just a whore. Regardless of the man she's fucking.

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Notorious, I don't think anyone here thinks Balls Getty is a saint, it's just that Slutty is known only for being a gigantic twat with revolving doors and it's getting really old! Obviously any guy who fucks Sienna is either a sleazebag or just totally immune to most STDs and figures, "Why the fuck not?".

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Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Just trip all them bitches, and giggle your ass off!
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Well I am going out on a limb here and I am not going to bash Sienna. Sure she is skanky but whatever most stupid bitches are these days. BUT BUT BUT HOW COME NONE OF YOU GUYS ARE BASHING THE FUCKING MARRIED MAN WHO IS CHEATING ON HIS WIFE?!? W.T.F. All I read is Sienna this and Sienna that but the fuckin point I am trying to make is that this bitch could not be fucking him dolo. HE IS DOING HALF THE WORK. Fuckin blame him for not being able to keep his dick in his pants. Who's marriages has she broken up? I mean sure its rumored that she gets the fuck around but come on dont put all the blame on her, she is single and slutty. HE IS FUCKIN MARRIED WITH 4 KIDS. They are BOTH WRONG but he is the bigger asshole. I cant stand the fact that bitches ALWAYS blame the 'other girl' for the fact that their husbands cant keep it in their pants. Take care of your husbands ladies and they will not stray. He is 100x a bigger scum bag then the attention whore is.

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HAHA, according to IMDB this is a movie she's in comming out in 2009. I wonder if Pam Anderson and Lindsay are in it too =P

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Submitted by Sensimina on August 5, 2008 - 9:49am.

LMAO -- I asked my husband if he knew who she was and he squinted at her pic and said, "is that one of the Full House twins?" I laughed my ass off!

Just out of curiosity I'm going to see what movies shes been in =P

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Submitted by Suki on August 5, 2008 - 11:46am.

Submitted by FritoDorito on August 5, 2008 - 9:42am.

OOOOooooh shes an "actress". =P

Thank you for the info, I shall now now actively avoid any movies she's been in instead of avoiding them by mistake. =D

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LOL! Her movies shouldn't be that hard to avoid - she's only been in like 2, right?
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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 5, 2008 - 9:42am.

OOOOooooh shes an "actress". =P

Thank you for the info, I shall now now actively avoid any movies she's been in instead of avoiding them by mistake. =D

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Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 11:19am

Just trip all them bitches, and giggle your ass off!

OnT: Sluttyenna is always searching for sand, she has to find a nice spot to air out her crabs.

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Submitted by Suki on August 5, 2008 - 9:38am
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She's supposedly an "actress" and I use that term lightly. I haven't seen her in very much. She's mostly famous for being a slut.
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Slutty really lucked out, because I see better looking and younger hos going home from the stripclub in front of my apartment complex at 3pm on Sundays. One can only imagine the epic cock sucking and vagina-stretching odyssey she went on to get to the heights of international slutdom she's achieved today.

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@Fat Martha
I'll sit next to you.

On Topic: There's something about Sienna miller that makes me wanna bash her face against a door like they do in those action movies when someone does that to someone else and their face gets all bloody and you know that shit is broken... that would be cool. Wonky McValtrex and Blohan make me want to do that too.

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