Tastes Like Chicken
Peta's favorite whore, Pamela Anderson, visited a KFC in Vancouver yesterday to eat one of their sandwiches. KFC Canada has introduced a fake chicken sammy that's mostly made out of soy. That shit isn't completely vegetarian because they are fried in the same oil as real chicken pieces. That's probably why it sort of tastes like chicken.
Pamela is also queefing over the fact that KFC Canada has promised to treat their chickens humanely. Pammy said, "It's very Canadian of them. Very forward thinking. I'm very proud Canada KFC was the first to do it. Hopefully everyone else follows suit."
Please tell me this was all a prank pulled by KFC! Please tell me Pamela Anderson is sinking her skank teeth into a real fucking chicken. This is the only time I pray for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and tell that bitch she's just been punk'd.
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I'm craving a big, meaty medium rare steak burger with a big hunk of melted sharp cheddar, some avocado, spicy horsey sauce, two thick slabs of crispy bacon, one giant slice of tomato, some pickle relish, kosher salt and some fresh ground pepper and a HUGE side of steak fries with catsup. Is that wrong? I don't care. My tummy is doing flip-flops.
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
They can promise all you want, KFC doesn't even raise chickens. I'm sure they treat the frozen dead chickens VERY humanely. PETA doesn't even go after the real culprit. I guess it's sexier to protest in front of a KFC than in front of Jack DeCosta's house.
I'm a bleeding heart liberal animal rights activist myself but sheesh, go after the real target willya!
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 10:27am.
Rat-fucker? Their little legs are so hard to pry apart! (thank you, Bob Saget)
Unfortch, his lead singer's legs were neither little nor hard to pry apart. (Oh!) Still, she can't steal what wasn't available to be stolen...and I'm more mad at HIM for the deceit than I am at her for spreadin' 'em (she was always a skeezer).
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:28am
bern, shall we both do the grape dance on that jerk and make some swine wine?! I'm willin' if yer willin'! Screw vintage...let's drink it up right away! My pimp cup is your pimp cup!
Let us share the bounty, then. Have you any exes who need a good ol'fashioned whoopin'?
Submitted by Hekki on August 5, 2008 - 11:04am.
Oh, and? Soy is not good for you. In ten years, I hope you all remember that Hekki was the one who warned you. The only good soy is fermented soy.
Jury's out on that one. Some hail the benefits, some say it's a carcinogen. Science is a field that requires extensive (read: YEARS) of conclusive evidence, conducted with a large sample pool, before any sort of determination can be made.
But I found this and thought y'all could use a laugh:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327
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Why don't you go hunting with Michael Moore at the drive thru?
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I believe you Hekki!
Submitted by Hekki on August 5, 2008 - 10:04am.
Oh, and? Soy is not good for you. In ten years, I hope you all remember that Hekki was the one who warned you. The only good soy is fermented soy.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Oh, and? Soy is not good for you. In ten years, I hope you all remember that Hekki was the one who warned you. The only good soy is fermented soy.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 9:15am.
Submitted by boomsy on August 5, 2008 - 7:12am.
Can a vegetarian please explain to me why you want food that tastes like meat if you don't want to eat meat?
For its moral goodness? It's like being gay but dating someone who looks like the opposite sex.
Good one! LOL.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 10:48am.
I could never give up meat
PSL, same here. I'm a medium rare girl. I also like eating raw fish (sashimi). I'm already a high riding bitch as it is and if I didn't have meat my head would probably spin and pop off.
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
Killing animals for food is for wimps. Kill them for fun! HARDCORE, bitch!
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I'm still laughing about the post from yesterday wherein the aging prostitute has made facial close ups 'off limits' for her dickbag reality crapfest.
That's what happens when you're a "two bagger".
Give it up pam. Just start wearing the bag in public. No one will notice. Your 'fans' aren't interested in your face.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I could never give up meat....love it too much, and I feel weak if I don't have any for a few days...Pam is a hypocritical slut....."Girl on the Loose"? It;s been a LONG time since you were a "girl" Pam...
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Happy to oblige.
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In the main picture she looks like E.T. in a blonde wig
Girlfriend looks tired. She needs a colonic and a green veggie juice, not a soy cutlet. I asked PETA if all the alcohol you see Pammy drinking is vegan, but they didn't respond. Is cocaine tested on animals?
Submitted by loozer on August 5, 2008 - 9:29am.
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Ooh-RAH!!!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
loozer- thass sweet...
I may not eat meat but I have been following MK's "cover everything in melted cheese" diet lately.
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Submitted by loozer on August 5, 2008 - 10:29am.
loozer, you just started the launch sequence. I love that fucking song and I love "Dumb and Dumber" even more. You owe me a clean towel.
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
I dunno about this, whenever I go into Burger King and ask for their Veggie burger the cooks stop tossing the fries and salad and do a double take give me a "no that bitch didn't" look and my order takes an extra 30 minutes because no one else orders that sh*t sometimes i wonder what i'm biting into...
y tu mama tambien!
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 5, 2008 - 10:25am.
If the murder in question involves my rat-fucker ex...INDEED.
bern, shall we both do the grape dance on that jerk and make some swine wine?! I'm willin' if yer willin'! Screw vintage...let's drink it up right away! My pimp cup is your pimp cup!
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 5, 2008 - 10:53am.
Peta is absolute shit and so is this hypocritical, dried-up whore.
And the thing I fucking HATE about these pseudo animal rights activists is that they usually don't give a SHIT about humans.
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Yeah! I agree. Now if you'll excuse me...
*runs ahead of the PETA crazies to the safety of her bomb shelter waving a white flag*
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Submitted by bernstar69 on August 5, 2008 - 10:25am.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:21am.
If the murder in question involves my rat-fucker ex...INDEED. :-)
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Rat-fucker? Their little legs are so hard to pry apart! (thank you, Bob Saget)
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Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:21am.
If the murder in question involves my rat-fucker ex...INDEED. :-)
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Remember how you made me crazy? Remember how I made you scream?
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Dear Pammy:
Order bangs or more botox.
The creases in your forehead deserve as much as attention as your titties.
that is all.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
MadamS. And she has her arm up like people are to cheer about her mouth-full! If we cheered everytime she had said mouth-full, I'd lose my voice..
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Peta is absolute shit and so is this hypocritical, dried-up whore.
And the thing I fucking HATE about these pseudo animal rights activists is that they usually don't give a SHIT about humans.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
So busted. Just admit it. Broccoli tastes like broccoli and meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty damned good.
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
Damn, that woman is a mess. She looks like she's doing the Walk of Shame out of that KFC. Maybe she spent last night in the kitchen with the guy who works the Fry-O-Later.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 10:15am.
Submitted by boomsy on August 5, 2008 - 7:12am.
Can a vegetarian please explain to me why you want food that tastes like meat if you don't want to eat meat?
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For its moral goodness? It's like being gay but dating someone who looks like the opposite sex.
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Bwahahaha, Sheeps.. Funny stuff!
Submitted by boomsy on August 5, 2008 - 10:12am.
Honestly? I don't. I can't tell you what animal flesh tastes like, because I seriously don't remember. And I like the taste of tofu, TYVM. :-)
IMHO, the ones that taste so much like the real thing are made for the long-time meat-eaters who are told to cut meat out of their diet (i.e., those suffering from high cholesterol).
Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 10:10am.
*nods* Yves makes an AWESOME veggie burger as well. (Avoid the newest Gardenburgers, though, they taste like sawdust)
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Remember how you made me crazy? Remember how I made you scream?
[Don Henley, "The Boys of Summer"]
Before the Sun:
http://jpgmag.com/stories/6149
It's those damn 11 secret herbs and spices (I'm a vegetarian, I know mock, I used to, but I just am). I almost caved once and stopped being a vegetarian because of KFC.
PS I actually don't like the taste of meat anymore.
PPS Fuck you.
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What a hippy-crit. Everyone on the internet has seen Pammy eating Tommy Lee's meat.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
Submitted by boomsy on August 5, 2008 - 7:12am.
Can a vegetarian please explain to me why you want food that tastes like meat if you don't want to eat meat?
For its moral goodness? It's like being gay but dating someone who looks like the opposite sex.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Can a vegetarian please explain to me why you want food that tastes like meat if you don't want to eat meat?
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Look at those WRAAAANKLES in her forehead. No wonder she refuses to be shown close-up!
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 5, 2008 - 10:37am.
Actually, as a long-time NON-meat eater, I've tried every soy-based product out there. While some of it tastes like refried mouse droppings, some of it actually tastes pretty good. (Quorn makes a good "chicken," as does Morningstar Farms)
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I loves me some red meat (just call me Jessica Simpson) but I fucking love veggie burgers too. Bocaburgers or whatever they're called. Those things are goooood.
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Hi5.
Canada is so Canadian that it even has free-range bacon. Have a nice day!
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 10:05am.
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me thinks the paps should make the same arrangement as her shit ass reality show, no more close ups on her
Actually, as a long-time NON-meat eater, I've tried every soy-based product out there. While some of it tastes like refried mouse droppings, some of it actually tastes pretty good. (Quorn makes a good "chicken," as does Morningstar Farms)
So I fully believe that this stuff tastes pretty good. No way would they sell it in KFC if it didn't (IIRC, these places test things out in "test markets" and gauge the response before they introduce it on a mass scale in all their stores).
That said, I can think of no better spokesperson for fake chicken than a woman who's mostly made of plastic. :-)
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Remember how you made me crazy? Remember how I made you scream?
[Don Henley, "The Boys of Summer"]
Before the Sun:
http://jpgmag.com/stories/6149
@triscuit.. Cause she smells like bigfoots dick! *laughs*
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Why is she still relevant?
Was she ever?
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Maybe she should try some bigger sunglasses.. Good they atleast cover her blown eyes, but she needs full face coverage.. loosey goosey!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
oh my she looks so haggard.
Tastes like chicken finger licken deep fried.. i ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied!
I love ICP.. that's one of their lyrics..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I can't imagine the kind of farts that shit would create.
Of course its fakery.. You know she had them slide a big juicy dick in between those burger buns, cause it had probably been about 3 minutes since she's touched one. She's so fake!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;