Tastes Like Chicken
Peta's favorite whore, Pamela Anderson, visited a KFC in Vancouver yesterday to eat one of their sandwiches. KFC Canada has introduced a fake chicken sammy that's mostly made out of soy. That shit isn't completely vegetarian because they are fried in the same oil as real chicken pieces. That's probably why it sort of tastes like chicken.
Pamela is also queefing over the fact that KFC Canada has promised to treat their chickens humanely. Pammy said, "It's very Canadian of them. Very forward thinking. I'm very proud Canada KFC was the first to do it. Hopefully everyone else follows suit."
Please tell me this was all a prank pulled by KFC! Please tell me Pamela Anderson is sinking her skank teeth into a real fucking chicken. This is the only time I pray for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and tell that bitch she's just been punk'd.
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If you're vegetarian, be that.
Why the need to eat "fake meat"?
That's ridiculous.
But isn't that artificial chicken cooked in the same exact oil that the real chicken is cooked in?
If so, uh-oh Pam. You might have inhaled the funeral pyres of the brutally slain chickens!
You looked at a real piece of chicken. You smelled that chicken cooking. PETA's going to get you!
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Dear Lord, she needs to drop the tofu and get that road map forehead some botox asap.
okay which dumbass put the camera all in her face? the rule is NO CLOSE UPS!! that means back it up about 200 ft, why dontcha!
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where's my sauce, bitch?
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 5, 2008 - 11:36am.
...Pathetic, Pam. You're a whithered porn star who f**ked in front of a camera for money. And that's all you'll ever be. Quit trying to be a humanitarian and champion of righteous causes, because that dog just won't hunt, at least when trash like you holds the leash, floozy!
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Love it! Pam is a pathetic awhora...
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
i'm a vegetarian (for the note: no i'm not a petaloonie) and i wouldn't eat at KFC, i don't give a shit what veg stuff they'd offer on the menu! the fake chicken sandwhich at KFCs in canada is still fried in the chicken oil, you mean to tell me pam doesn't know that? what an idiot.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Pamela always looks so natural with a piece of meat or faux meat stuffed in her mouth. Just sayin'.
I hate Pamela Andersen, BUT, she does do more for animals than other celebrities like Posh and Sharon Stone. As contrived as she is, at least what she means to "stand up for" is good.
I watched her stupid show because I wanted to see Tommy Lee, which I didn't, but on the preview for the next episode, she learns that a stool she is about to sit on is made of seal skin?? and she throws it across the room and says something stupid in her stupid baby voice. I mean, ya, seal skin that is horrible, but it was so contrived. And I knew immediately that the horrible super bright lighting was used so we didn't have to see her ugly used and abused face. AAAAnd, I thought those shows were supposed to make you like the person more because it shows "who they really are." I came away from it hating her even more. There is absolutely no substance there.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 5, 2008 - 1:42pm.
She should worry more about her hepatitis and her silicone fun bags leaking out toxins into her bloodstream and leave KFC and its rancid menu to the people who enjoy it.
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Amen! But you left out Herpes. I'm sure the bitch is storin' that in her guacamole too
I heard the Pammie tastes a little like chicken. Dark meat though.
I hate PETA and this woman who I know and is a vegetarian and always act like she is better and smarter than everyone else because she is a vegetarian and a budhisth , people wake up you are supposed to have a balance diet you cant limit yourself to eating only a group of food that is like only eating sugars and fats
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
The domed forehead and huge glasses make her look like an insect chowing down on the remains of another insect.
Peta pisses me off. I don't want them representing my ideals anymore. KFC is still killing chickens, we haven't "won" anything like they keep saying. And the KFC soy-chicken sandwich is not vegan! It's not even vegetarian, it's cooked in the same place as the real chicken! Fuck PETA I hate them. They give vegans a bad name.
She should worry more about her hepatitis and her silicone fun bags leaking out toxins into her bloodstream and leave KFC and its rancid menu to the people who enjoy it.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
KFC is nasty. I haven't eaten there is years. After I saw that video and them stomping the chickens and slamming them into a overcrowded truck, I realize why their chicken always has broken legs. Yuck !!! Not to mention, there food is so greasy and slimy. KFC = KENTUCKY FRIED CRAP.
Submitted by Otter Pop on August 5, 2008 - 11:17am.
What's the point of being a vegetarian if you still eat things that taste like chicken?
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Obviously "the point" is that many people don't give up meat because they don't enjoy it; they stop eating it because of ethical, health, and/or environmental concerns. If you can enjoy a tasty piece of fake meat without killing an animal, why not?
Blech and ew.
KFC is what it is man.
Nast.
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Submitted by luckycharms on August 5, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 12:34pm
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You are absolutely correct. Humans are omnivores.
Eating both plants and animal matter. But if you are going to be a vegan, you have to eat a lot of lentils and soy, otherwise you wont't get your protein. I used to be really heavy; 5'2 at 185lbs. I dropped down to 105lbs in 9 months drinking low calorie, somewhat low carb, adverage amount of protein, shakes. And then a salad or something else really light for dinner. (not slimfast, something else). 15 years later, I keep on drinking those shakes; one for breakfast, one for lunch, then a very light dinner followed by a multivitem tablet. It will take anyone a month or so to get into the grove, but once you do, it is a great way to eat and get your nutritian on.
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That does sound like a good way, but I doubt I have the discipline for it...lol!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 12:34pm
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You are absolutely correct. Humans are omnivores.
Eating both plants and animal matter. But if you are going to be a vegan, you have to eat a lot of lentils and soy, otherwise you wont't get your protein. I used to be really heavy; 5'2 at 185lbs. I dropped down to 105lbs in 9 months drinking low calorie, somewhat low carb, adverage amount of protein, shakes. And then a salad or something else really light for dinner. (not slimfast, something else). 15 years later, I keep on drinking those shakes; one for breakfast, one for lunch, then a very light dinner followed by a multivitem tablet. It will take anyone a month or so to get into the grove, but once you do, it is a great way to eat and get your nutritian on.
If it's so wonderfully Canadian of them, so wonderfully forward-thinking, then why doesn't she take her rancid skank ass and renig on the US citizenship and stay there? Please?
Submitted by luckycharms on August 5, 2008 - 11:28am.
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Actually, humans are omnivores.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
People are not meant to be vegetarians, I don't care what anyone says. Humans are carnivores, plain and simple. Good luck trying to find a vegan diet that will give you enough protein and fat. That's why most vegans look like shit, like Pamela Anderson. I do realize there are some vegetarians who do it right, but the vast majority don't.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 12:16pm.
hehehe...Pamwich! I wonder if silicone is tasty?
TG, gross! -And, good point. Bleh. Silicone mayo. Ick. *brushes tongue* Chicken cutlets probably tastes no better.
Double icky poo.
What can I say? There is NOTHING tasty about silicone. You might as well eat a jar of axle grease or a tub of vaseline. No spank you.
Guess what? My hunger pangs are gone. Thanks guys! You rock!
What's the point of being a vegetarian if you still eat things that taste like chicken?
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 11:04am.
TigerLils? A PAMWICH?! I think you just invented something tasty! I bet the ho keeps one in her LEATHER purse.
Fuck. I'm hungry. Cut it out guys. *gnaws on hoof*
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hehehe...Pamwich! I wonder if silicone is tasty?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by WinosNeighbour on August 5, 2008 - 11:10am.
Forget about the chicken....her forehead doesn't look good for a woman in her early 40s. Let's discuss that instead.
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Forget just her forehead--you can write a novella about what's wrong with her entire face!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I'd scarf that down too if it was fried in the same fryer as the chicken. Soy/Tofu, not good, but chicken, mmmmmm.....
Someone's got the synthetic sex hormones.
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Forget about the chicken....her forehead doesn't look good for a woman in her early 40s. Let's discuss that instead.
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Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 11:01am.
YmatT, girllllllllll. I used to be addicted to Red Robin's Veggie burger (whatta joke). Talk about feeling internally clean. You'd think a damned roto rooter was in my ass!
You're so right. Soy/rice/wheat can't tast like MEAT. Yes, I'm a poet and I know it. lol
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Hooo! Being addicted to veggie burgers is like playing with fire. It's like having an AK-47 in your asshole! Not to mention, it turns one's poo weird colors.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Someone's got the mad cow.
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Well I'm proud of KFC Canada for at least taking a small step in the right direction.
But I feel like all in all KFC has tarnished their name just too many times & I'm over them. I wouldn't eat there even if they offered a veggie patty near me. I'll make my own thanks.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 11:54am.
I'll bet the bitch secretly chows down on a Honey Baked Ham sammich behind closed doors every now and again!
TigerLils? A PAMWICH?! I think you just invented something tasty! I bet the ho keeps one in her LEATHER purse.
Fuck. I'm hungry. Cut it out guys. *gnaws on hoof*
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 11:58am.
My bf and I once went to a vegetarian Chinese restaurant for a friend's bday and they tried to pass off oddly-shaped tofu chunks in these dishes normally cooked with chicken, stating it "tastes just like chicken." Well, it doesn't. It also keeps you on the toilet for half the night. I don't care what anyone says: You can't make soy curd taste just like chicken, and if you say you can, you're in serious denial!
YmatT, girllllllllll. I used to be addicted to Red Robin's Veggie burger (whatta joke). Talk about feeling internally clean. You'd think a damned roto rooter was in my ass!
You're so right. Soy/rice/wheat can't tast like MEAT. Yes, I'm a poet and I know it. lol
SO your basically saying that vegetarians cant eat it? If Pam was a true veg head she would not touch this shit, you cant call yourself a vegetarian and eat something that was fried in the same vat that chicken was. WTF. Shit makes no sense, meat eaters will not touch this so whats the point. And I personally am a vegetarian but I avoid these places cuz the shit they serve you can kill you. Who would want to eat shit from a fast food place, you dont know where that shit has been or what it even is. Scary shit.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:52am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 11:50am.
I sure as hell would love to go to the chicken place KFC to get a sandwich that has absolutely no chicken in it! Of course, my line of logic is about as skewed as Mel Gibson's driving route right before he's pulled over for a DUI!
LMAO! Air burger! Delish! Extra EVOO and some lettuce!
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My bf and I once went to a vegetarian Chinese restaurant for a friend's bday and they tried to pass off oddly-shaped tofu chunks in these dishes normally cooked with chicken, stating it "tastes just like chicken." Well, it doesn't. It also keeps you on the toilet for half the night. I don't care what anyone says: You can't make soy curd taste just like chicken, and if you say you can, you're in serious denial!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I thought she banned up close pictures of her face?
Not that I think all ho's should stick needles in their faces, but why does Pammy allow her face to look so craggly? I mean, is it cuz a ho with hep C can't Botox? Bitch ain't no stranger to plastic surgery, so why the grannification of the face?
Anyway, this dumb whore wears leather shoes and carries leather purses. I'll bet the bitch secretly chows down on a Honey Baked Ham sammich behind closed doors every now and again!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 11:50am.
I sure as hell would love to go to the chicken place KFC to get a sandwich that has absolutely no chicken in it! Of course, my line of logic is about as skewed as Mel Gibson's driving route right before he's pulled over for a DUI!
LMAO! Air burger! Delish! Extra EVOO and some lettuce!
I sure as hell would love to go to the chicken place KFC to get a sandwich that has absolutely no chicken in it! Of course, my line of logic is about as skewed as Mel Gibson's driving route right before he's pulled over for a DUI!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 5, 2008 - 11:19am.
Let us share the bounty, then. Have you any exes who need a good ol'fashioned whoopin'?
Nope, darlin' but thank you for asking. I'll be glad to open a can of whoopass on anyone for the sake of my sistas. Women have got to stick togedda damnit. We also have to love our bros too of course and they have fought many a war so I can't hate on the men folk.
Sorry, there is nothing better than biting into a real chicken sandwich. I am hooked on that Burger King Tender Chicken Crisp. A little bit of mayo and lettuce, my Lord......
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 11:34am.
".", I STILL want a BLT......since last night.
Argh. I forgot the lettuce! *thwacks self*
PSL, I LOVE BLT's too! Our tomatoes in our garden still haven't ripened enough. I pickled some of the babies because some of our tomato bushes are turning into frickin' TREES and way overladen with baby fruits. The green babies turned out really good pickled! I'll probably end up pickling some more because I hate to see all of that fruit go to waste and hopefully if I pick enough off the mature vines we'll actually get some ripe maters.
PETA is a joke and they really piss me off. THEY kill animals too. So fucking much for their line of bullshit. The only thing I come away from watching anything on their website is pure horror and grief and then I get angry and my anger simmers and I think, "You jerks are shucksters!" and I shake my head and my heart feels heavy and I feel like I wasted way too much emotion on their lame tardation.
AMEN! That shit is right on Dream. =D
Oh yah, she should ban ALL close ups...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 5, 2008 - 9:36am.
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She's a wrinkled old lagoon monster with white trash sensibilities and for the last eight to ten years she has embodied an absolutely epic level of irrelevance.
Just another aging hag who hitched her entire claim to fame and attention on her tits and other physical attributes, learning (as all such people do) that once their looks go there is nothing else they can offer the world, and so they belatedly try to create a name for themselves outside the pigeon hole they drilled for themselves.
Pathetic, Pam. You're a whithered porn star who f**ked in front of a camera for money. And that's all you'll ever be. Quit trying to be a humanitarian and champion of righteous causes, because that dog just won't hunt, at least when trash like you holds the leash, floozy!
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".", I STILL want a BLT......since last night.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 5, 2008 - 11:31am.
TRUTH.
Whore-burgers for EVERYONE! My tab!
hoofarted?
Peta's favorite whore is right. One thing I've always found interesting about Peta is that they expect people to take them seriously when they get people like Pammy, Tommy Lee, Jodie Marsh, Holly Madison and Dita Von Teese to represent them.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?