The Troll Knows Nothing!
Does this look like the kind of troll that would tell a lie? YES! All trolls lie. They lie and eat children. They also say "prune" every time they take a picture. Seriously, I hate that every picture I see of a Trollsen, I picture them saying "prune." I hate prunes! They make your ass vomit uncontrollably.
Anyway, the NY Post published a story claiming the feds want to speak to Mary-Kate Olsen about Heath Ledger's death, specifically how he got a hold of OxyContin. MK agreed to only talk to their asses if they granted her immunity.
Her lawyer issued this statement in response:
"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained themRegarding the Government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the Government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed.
We don't know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the Government's inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate."
Okay, so she doesn't know anything, but she won't go and talk to the feds in person without getting immunity? Oh, I see what's going on here. The feds need to learn how to do things the "Trollsen" way. They have to ask her troll ass a riddle. If they confuse her, she'll them what she knows. If she answers the riddle correctly, they have to let her nibble on their toe nails.
P.S. - Don't even think of e-mailing me with (read this in a know-it-all voice) "By the way, that's Ashley in the pic." Who gives a whale's penis about that shit!? It could be Ashley, it could be MK. It could also be my left nutsack for all I care! Save it!
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When does thier book come out? Its proably publicty for it. I wouldn't put it passed these to freaks.
That orca dick is nuts!! oops, I really didn't mean that pun. What the hell does is look like erect?
Oh No! Irv Richards is going to get hosed in the hot slut of the month contest. There is NO justice!
That sucks..
but anyway - why won't Mary-Kate talk to authorities if nothing fishy went down? I don't think she had anything to do with the meds that Heath loaded up on but it's weird how the masseuse called MK before calling the cops.
Her lawyer sucks --- let her answer their damn questions.. Someone is DEAD. The trolls are such weirdo skanks and they need to get over themselves - they aren't that important.
Innocent people don't ask for immunity through their attorneys. At least I don't. But then again, I'm really not that innocent.
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Hope the cunt twat gets everything she deserves and more... She and her matching ugly-ass twin should be put down. The world would be a better place.
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"If only Bob Saget had shown the twins more affection when they were kids. Things may have turned out quite differently".
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True story... I was in the US on hols back in Feb '94. The night before I flew back to Aus, I popped in to the Comedy Store on Wilshire Bvd, in Nth Hollywood for a quick jug 'o' booze. Anyways, who should walk in and get up on stage but MR BOBBY SAGET himself! He was so fucking funny, more so because I'd only ever seen him playing Mr Clean Dad.
Anyhoo, he was talking about doing Full House and said "seriously, I'd like to choke the living crap outta those fucking twins".
And I pissed myself and fell into instant love...
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Bitch has something to hide. Hope they nail her scrawny ass to the wall.
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Cuff her, Ponch! No immunity for the troll. Hope she cries like Wonky McValtrex.
Immunity is only for use of the info in a criminal prosecution; it doesn't affect her possible civil (monetary) liability. I doubt she has any civil liability, but you can always sue anyone for anything. Heath's family isn't like to sue MKO, however, because then any dirt in his house would get exposed.
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 4, 2008 - 6:09pm.
It's clear that she's guilty of something, why else would she have used her troll trickery from the start of the whole incident? That little cunt will have to live with this her whole life. I wouldn't be shocked if she died of an OD eventually, it must be pretty risky to be an 80 pound junkie.
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Yeah, I'd like to believe she has a guilty conscience about it, but these little wenches have been raised from day one to be selfish, narcissistic, little sociopathic twats. All she cares about is not being inconvenienced in any way by his death, hence the "no comment" to the Feds.
no don't worry it's MK
I dont care what she knows or does Not know, she is soo sweet & cute. I would fuck her mouth until she gagged on my thick sperm, little bitch.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 4, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Providing a statement, if they want to ask her questions in person is non-responsive, despite their spin.
You are brilliant! I think I am developing an old lady crush on you...
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you had me at "whale's penis"
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I do not care which little bitch is in the pic. These walking sticks are ugly and know more than they are telling.
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I don't blame you MK for not caring which Troll is which. Hell, I've seen 'Slap Shot' at least a dozen times and I still can't tell which Hanson brother is which.
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"P.S. - Don't even think of e-mailing me with (read this in a know-it-all voice) "By the way, that's Ashley in the pic." Who gives a whale's penis about that shit!? It could be Ashley, it could be MK. It could also be my left nutsack for all I care! Save it!"
- LMAO!
Take That LOOSERS!!!
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Maybe all she wanted was some free publicity.
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I honestly don't think Ledger would be alive even if MK had called 911 right away, but it's fucked up that she sent her bodygaurd over instead of calling emergency services. WTH? It's clear that she's guilty of something, why else would she have used her troll trickery from the start of the whole incident? That little cunt will have to live with this her whole life. I wouldn't be shocked if she died of an OD eventually, it must be pretty risky to be an 80 pound junkie.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Well, I used to think that if you were innocent, you had no reason to lawyer up. But you know what? If the cops haul you downtown, you better get one. They have a lot of interest in closing cases, and not always a lot of interest in the truth. Don't worry that it'll make you look guilty. If they are talking to you, they assume you are anyway.
But asking for immunity is a whole nother thing. It implies that you have information to trade for immunity.
If only Bob Saget had shown the twins more affection when they were kids. Things may have turned out quite differently.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I try saying "prune" while taking a picture, but I always catch myself halfway. How come I look retarded and they look good doing it?!!!
homegirl doesn't want to be sued is why she wants immunity. Ten bucks says that one, by not calling 911 first, it could have cost Ledger his life (or appared that way to a jury) and the scripts he took were most likely hers.
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"It could be Ashley, it could be MK. It could also be my left nutsack for all I care! Save it!"
And that explains the whole DListed philosophy in a nutsack.
I love this site.
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Why does this bitch want immunity? Could it be because she has something to hide???? Hmmmmm.....
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
Providing a statement, if they want to ask her questions in person is non-responsive, despite their spin.
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