The Troll Knows Nothing!
Does this look like the kind of troll that would tell a lie? YES! All trolls lie. They lie and eat children. They also say "prune" every time they take a picture. Seriously, I hate that every picture I see of a Trollsen, I picture them saying "prune." I hate prunes! They make your ass vomit uncontrollably.
Anyway, the NY Post published a story claiming the feds want to speak to Mary-Kate Olsen about Heath Ledger's death, specifically how he got a hold of OxyContin. MK agreed to only talk to their asses if they granted her immunity.
Her lawyer issued this statement in response:
"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained themRegarding the Government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the Government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed.
We don't know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the Government's inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate."
Okay, so she doesn't know anything, but she won't go and talk to the feds in person without getting immunity? Oh, I see what's going on here. The feds need to learn how to do things the "Trollsen" way. They have to ask her troll ass a riddle. If they confuse her, she'll them what she knows. If she answers the riddle correctly, they have to let her nibble on their toe nails.
P.S. - Don't even think of e-mailing me with (read this in a know-it-all voice) "By the way, that's Ashley in the pic." Who gives a whale's penis about that shit!? It could be Ashley, it could be MK. It could also be my left nutsack for all I care! Save it!
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If she didn't do anything, why does she need immunity?
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Well, at least she hasn't yet pursued a singing career. That's something worth being thankful for.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
you have more than one nutSACK? ...
The Heathaloonies will snipe her ass!!
Serious
You're not 3 years old anymore
...the lack of tit flesh makes it hard to confirm that
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“I think my constant exclusion may have something to do with how I always say the obvious.”
HOW RUDE!!
Michelle Tanner, you better listen up, Mister.
We know you hid those drugs in Uncle Jesse's hair gel container.
Put a damn bra on. You're not 3 years old anymore.
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I love you
Hekki on August 4, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by Linzee: "Kinda makes you wonder. Are ALL of these celebs addicted to scrips???"
Not the Scientos.
- And yet that is the group that needs them the most, ironic.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I'D rather see MK left nut sack
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Mk you are the funniest, bitchiest ever! I can't tell 'em apart either!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 4, 2008 - 11:19pm.
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MK hid it and she's not tellin.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by jussayin on August 4, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Cool - so is that MK or Ashley?
...looks like a nut sack to me
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LOL! I meant in the movie:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Cool - so is that MK or Ashley?
...looks like a nut sack to me
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“I think my constant exclusion may have something to do with how I always say the obvious.”
Submitted by kacky on August 4, 2008 - 11:16pm.
i accept and where's the treaty?... i'm ready to sign!LOL!
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 4, 2008 - 10:25pm.
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In the spirit of compromise, I offer you a special edition bobblehead troll.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by Linzee: "Kinda makes you wonder. Are ALL of these celebs addicted to scrips???"
Not the Scientos.
Really, I would guess most of them are. They have people practically throwing drugs at them. They have access and money to buy the stuff. They have the delusions of invincibility. Actors, like most creative types are more prone to emotional instability, hence self-medication and addiction.
Her expression in that picture betrays the fact that she just ripped a putrid fart but wants to place the blame on Ashley.
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 4, 2008 - 10:36pm.
I'd like to recommend a movie to all you sluts that I ran across while browsing Netflix just now:
Doggy Poo(2004) NR
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Cool - so is that MK or Ashley?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by applehead on August 4, 2008 - 10:31pm.
C'mon, even IF she gave him the Oxycotin he's a big boy who took them on his own...I doubt an 80 lb troll made him do something he didn't want to...besides didn't he have a shit load of different pills in his system? He was probably tired and disoriented from filming and traveling so much...
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That is true, but I do not think that is the extent of the inquiry -- these are federal prosecutors. I think they want to know about who the doctors are, who are they supplying, when, where and how/whether she does know about the sell of celebs drugs without a prescription or unnecessarily. Doubt they will be successful, Howard K Stern was not indicted for facilitating drug purchases I do not think MK facilitated, and therefore it is less likely it will go anywhere.
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they don't provide daily facials
I beg to differ...I do believe you can get free facials in prison,ask Nick Hogan
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“I think my constant exclusion may have something to do with how I always say the obvious.”
She'll talk soon... refusing to testify or perjuring yourself before a grand jury equals federal prison time, and they don't provide daily facials or wheat-grass shots there.
I'd like to recommend a movie to all you sluts that I ran across while browsing Netflix just now:
Doggy Poo(2004) NR
This charmingly eccentric cartoon from Korea features a little mound of dog poo on a quest to find meaning and purpose in his life. Left all alone on the side of the road and feeling abandoned and helpless, he believes his life is without value. Luckily, the despondent poo is befriended by a dandelion sprite who helps him recognize his worth. The film includes a behind-the-scenes documentary, music video, alternate endings and more.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
that he didn't realize how much of what he ingested (forgot to finish my thought)
She looks really cute in that picture....
*runs away*
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
C'mon, even IF she gave him the Oxycotin he's a big boy who took them on his own...I doubt an 80 lb troll made him do something he didn't want to...besides didn't he have a shit load of different pills in his system? He was probably tired and disoriented from filming and traveling so much...
Hopefully, whatever bridge both the Trollsens live under will collapse on their heads.
i am sick of all this "they look like trolls" talk!!
they look like bobbleheads, damnit!!... and yeah, she probably had something to do with HL's death
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
Hey Deb - Have you seen the movie Caveman with Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach? It is my lifetime favourite movie.
Classic clip from Caveman "inventing music"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYBNoFcvcWI
Kinda makes you wonder. Are ALL of these celebs addicted to scrips???
Karl Rove got to her, clearly.
What a very nasty little piece of troll-shit she is!
I'm glad she is not my friend.
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SHe obviously gave him the Oxy's - why else would she need immunity?
You know being a troll is a Chronic Pain Syndrome requiring long-acting opiates. But she's moved onto Fentanyl patches, so she was able to give the oxy's to heath.
Deb, that's not water I'm walking on. Those are the fast food wrappers and beer cans on my apartment floor.
But thank you again. You are too kind.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President,
I know you are very young....but the Beatles hold a spot in my heart. They were the first concert I ever went to and they all could walk on water.
Much like you!
So have we decided? Is that MK or Ashley?
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...whatever.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 4, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Great song, Deb. Thanks!!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@Sensimina
Therefore, Ashley's face must look like MK's vagina. CUTE!!
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 4, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Shit can happen with twins. It can get pretty cramped in there. Maybe MKA were squashed face to face in uteri.
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Haha, I bet Ashley's ass was firmly implanted upon MK's face during the entire gestation. It's pretty much the only explanation. Ashley escaped without a Persian cat face.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
She had a line on Oxy; she gave it to him so that he'd hang out with her and have sex. That's the only way any guy would hang out with one of those capuchin monkeys.
Mr. President,
Are you still out there???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpg-pPFbk3c
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...whatever.
Bitch, please. If she doesn't know anything then why doesn't she help them figure it out with her account? Not that it matters, anyway. What are they gonna do? Arrest the Hollywood prescription drug ring? Like they could - for one and two - there'd be no damn Hollywood left if they did that. Again - Bitch, please.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Immunity won't protect her from getting sued. It will protect her from jail. If I were Michelle Williams I would sue her on Matilda's behalf, make her answer some questions in a deposition under oath. Make her take the 5th in front of the world.
And yes, there is a difference between giving a statement through your lawyer and sitting down for questioning. She's got something to hide.
trolls belong under a bridge...and they shouldn't be speaking through their lawyers....
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Shit can happen with twins. It can get pretty cramped in there. Maybe MKA were squashed face to face in uteri.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 4, 2008 - 9:17pm.
*blushing*) Thank you darling, but I wish. I hate lawyer statements, give me a break. We provided a statement and what was reported was incomplete and innaccurate, not untrue. Of course, she does not want to come in. I can't say she did something wrong, but why go in and provide further information without a guarantee that if there is anything she could be charged with, they would waive it. Her lawyer would be a fool not to ask for it.
that cunt knows something b/c they wouldn't want to ask her any questions if the case was closed..I mean, they know the cause of death but her name is dancing around in someone's mind for a reason...homely bitch
I bet her cooch smells like bronwies...special "happy" brownies
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Tell me if you agree...
As Chris Rock said.. "innocent in jail, or guilty at the mall?" I will take the mall thanks very much.
I would hate to see my sweet little MKO in the big house. She wouldn't last very long at all. She's probably make sure her sister took the fall if she is a smart potato however.
She is just making sure her little tush, which probably needs a bit of feeding, is well and truly covered before she starts singing her song see.. can you blame a bitch? I am sure you sluts can ;)
THE TROLL KNOWS NOTHING! brilliant headline byt the way :D
--thanks awfully--
VOTE FOR IRV!VOTE FOR IRV!
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Submitted by dead-actress on August 4, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Well said. Hope she trips over one of her ugly ass shoes and snaps one or both stick legs.
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Yeah. Or chokes on her daily allotment of one stalk of broccoli and a gallon of sperm.
The appearance of this mysterious bottle of oxycontin just goes to show you that they were lying when they said Ledger had prescriptions for all the drugs he had in his system. That makes me wonder what else they aren't telling us about.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 4, 2008 - 9:21pm.
Yeah, I'd like to believe she has a guilty conscience about it, but these little wenches have been raised from day one to be selfish, narcissistic, little sociopathic twats. All she cares about is not being inconvenienced in any way by his death, hence the "no comment" to the Feds.
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Well said. Hope she trips over one of her ugly ass shoes and snaps one or both stick legs.
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