The Troll Knows Nothing!
Does this look like the kind of troll that would tell a lie? YES! All trolls lie. They lie and eat children. They also say "prune" every time they take a picture. Seriously, I hate that every picture I see of a Trollsen, I picture them saying "prune." I hate prunes! They make your ass vomit uncontrollably.
Anyway, the NY Post published a story claiming the feds want to speak to Mary-Kate Olsen about Heath Ledger's death, specifically how he got a hold of OxyContin. MK agreed to only talk to their asses if they granted her immunity.
Her lawyer issued this statement in response:
"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained themRegarding the Government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the Government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed.
We don't know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the Government's inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate."
Okay, so she doesn't know anything, but she won't go and talk to the feds in person without getting immunity? Oh, I see what's going on here. The feds need to learn how to do things the "Trollsen" way. They have to ask her troll ass a riddle. If they confuse her, she'll them what she knows. If she answers the riddle correctly, they have to let her nibble on their toe nails.
P.S. - Don't even think of e-mailing me with (read this in a know-it-all voice) "By the way, that's Ashley in the pic." Who gives a whale's penis about that shit!? It could be Ashley, it could be MK. It could also be my left nutsack for all I care! Save it!
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MK, I give a whale's peen about everything I post. Don't vous? The monkey girls interest me not. -Getting you to post some gay porn for us curiosity seekers? Wellllll, *bats eyelashes and tries to look virginal*.
That's actually the Joker in that pic.
Submitted by applehead on August 5, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by Culcha Vulcha on August 5, 2008 - 8:36am.
I.e. I think it's a pretty bad 'friend' who shoves you some drugs instead of trying to help you through your problems.
Normally I'd completly agree with you, but somehow I don't think MK Olsen was Heaths only "life line" to tell his problems to. He also had a kid that he should have given more thought about (not that I think he took too much on purpose, but anything can happen when you mix and match drugs) Where they that close of friends?
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True, and I'd guess that they weren't really such good friends - they probably just hung around each other a lot for a while in a 'we're hot young junkies' sort of way.
Any which way: hate her, hate her, wouldn't wanna date her!
Ah, Michael K, you amuse me so much.
Perez Hilton has nothing on you, baby!
I don;t read PH for commentary, but he has good pics, and a lot of the stories first.
But am ALL Dlister.....
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
Here is a question... why are you all reading perez hilton???? I stopped reading his blog forever ago... I still remember when MK would go and spam perez blog back in the day telling everyone to check out dlisted... LOL Oh MK! look how far we've come! Im proud of you, muffin top!!!
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Submitted by Culcha Vulcha on August 5, 2008 - 8:36am.
I.e. I think it's a pretty bad 'friend' who shoves you some drugs instead of trying to help you through your problems.
Normally I'd completly agree with you, but somehow I don't think MK Olsen was Heaths only "life line" to tell his problems to. He also had a kid that he should have given more thought about (not that I think he took too much on purpose, but anything can happen when you mix and match drugs) Where they that close of friends?
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 8:25am.
Right on...it's not like this was a murder, he did what he did to himself end of story.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 8:32am.
Yeah, but smacking a copyright label on a common expression like "that's hot" as if you've invented the concept of hotness isn't the same as discovering a new creature called a Trollsen.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by Grace Disful on August 5, 2008 - 9:47am.
Why is Perez Hilton copying almost everything that Michael K writes?
His account of this is basically the same..he even dares call them Trollsens.
What can we do??
Trollsens(TM)
Then next time he bites off you, take him to court and tag it Bitch Got Sued.
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Hahahaha... while I agree that it would be great seeing Perez's annoying ass shipped off to the pokey (can't stand him), I don't think anyone wants to stoop to the level of Wonky McValtrex or Donald Trump by copyrighting a catch phrase. MK would be the last to do so... I hope! *gulp*
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Hi5.
I just have one question: did the whale reciprocate? ROFL
Goood morning, everybody!!!!xoxo
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by KaosAndMe on August 5, 2008 - 3:51am.
Why is Perez Hilton copying almost everything that Michael K writes?
His account of this is basically the same..he even dares call them Trollsens.
What can we do??
I am so annoyed at Perez..
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Perez is smoke and mirrors. He's ike some of the celebrities, no talent but there was a glimmer of marketing that worked and it all came from that.
He's a moron. Thank god the radio station I listen to here in Tampa (93.3 flz) stopped fucking around with him on the air so much, hes an idiot.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by MargeAggedon on August 5, 2008 - 4:34am.
I still say I don't blame her. I wouldn't talk to them unless I had a lawyer and a signed immunity statement.
Very true. IF you're guilty or might be guilty, demand immunity or take the Fifth if forced to testify. Why set yourself up for arrest? Whether or not it's morally right, it's the American way and enshrined in the Constitution.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Why is Perez Hilton copying almost everything that Michael K writes?
His account of this is basically the same..he even dares call them Trollsens.
What can we do??
Trollsens(TM)
Then next time he bites off you, take him to court and tag it Bitch Got Sued.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Whale Penis?? *gags* that is one hung mutha! Why do you torment us MK.. But I like it, a little bit, just a little.. *giggles*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them
If that's the case then it's obvious that the only reason this 'ho was friends with Heath was because she was trying to get him to hook her up with his candyman.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Methinks the troll doth protest too much!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by boomsy on August 5, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Culcha Vulcha on August 5, 2008 - 6:45am
Very true, but the DEA takes those drugs seriously. I needed hydrocodone for a surgery I had and they wouldn't fill my prescription without the dr giving their DEA number... everything has to be tracked.
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Oh, sorry, I was being sark - I wondered after I posted if it actually came through in text.
I.e. I think it's a pretty bad 'friend' who shoves you some drugs instead of trying to help you through your problems.
I just re-read what you posted..THE GODS OF THE NEW AGE...LMAO.
Thats classic. And dead on.
I know, I know I apologize profusely for not putting an dead exjunkie celebrity before myself.
WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?
It just boggles my mind that this is significant here in this fuckin rat hole known as NYC. This city is going to shit and yet THIS is what is important. I am sick of hearing myself bitch about this country and our ass backwards priorities BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I mean its almost comical how 'IMPORTANT' 'celebrities' are these days.
OMG THEY ARE LIKE SO IMPORTANT. We on the other hand, dont matter. OBVIOUSLY.
Maybe I will start making shitty movies and form an awesomely trendy drug addiction then I too will be FAMOUS. oh yeah and a few crotch shots never hurt.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 7:25am.
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C'mon. You know as well as the rest of us that real issues aren't important when it comes to celebrities. They are the gods of the New Age! We must all bow down and kiss their smelly feet!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Yeah Perez does copy MK for sure I've been seeing this for quite sometime now..It's because THIS IS THE WICKEDEST celeb blog by far.
They should just drop it. Thousands of people die in NYC everyday due to 'accidental' overdoses or the real fuckin thing. Heath was a junkie, probing into a junkies ex-life to see where he obtained drugs from is like finding a needle in a haystack. Let it be, Heath was what he was. His death took him to new heights in the eyes of the American public. He is more famous now then he ever was when he was living. LOTS of people are junkies some just hide it better then others, Heath could not hide it anymore. Sucks but oh well. There is SERIOUS shit going on in NYC that should be addressed, human trafficking in Chinatown, rape and murder in the East and West village, gangs up town, welfare moms still having 6-8 kids up in the Bronx..I mean come on I could go on forever. Just let the guy rest in peace already and lets start focusing on the real issues we face in NYC. Like why the hell is it $3200 a month for a 400 square foot studio in Manhattan?!?
Submitted by KaosAndMe on August 5, 2008 - 3:51am.
Why is Perez Hilton copying almost everything that Michael K writes?
His account of this is basically the same..he even dares call them Trollsens.
What can we do??
I am so annoyed at Perez..
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Perez is an unimaginative moron with horrible writing skills and a gross lack of wit. He has to resort to toilet humor to be funny (the scribbling on the photos). Also, the people he hires to write posts on his blog are just about as unoriginal and unfunny as he is. Why else do you think he's on television now?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by KaosAndMe on August 5, 2008 - 4:51am.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
For real?
I never went to Punk Hilton's site.
Ew.
fat idiot.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Submitted by Culcha Vulcha on August 5, 2008 - 6:45am
Very true, but the DEA takes those drugs seriously. I needed hydrocodone for a surgery I had and they wouldn't fill my prescription without the dr giving their DEA number... everything has to be tracked.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
Submitted by applehead on August 5, 2008 - 2:31am.
C'mon, even IF she gave him the Oxycotin he's a big boy who took them on his own...I doubt an 80 lb troll made him do something he didn't want to...besides didn't he have a shit load of different pills in his system?
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Culcha Vulcha's friend: Hey Vulch. Man, I'm so fucked up - I'm not sleeping well, I feel like shit, my head's all messed up. Can I have some Oxycotin?
CV: OK!
PS.... It's MK in the pic anyways :P lol
I still say I don't blame her. I wouldn't talk to them unless I had a lawyer and a signed immunity statement. Fuck'em. They're not there to help anyone.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Hmmm, sounds like a drunk rant! I'm with you MK!
XOXO
Submitted by KaosAndMe on August 5, 2008 - 3:51am.
Why is Perez Hilton copying almost everything that Michael K writes?
His account of this is basically the same..he even dares call them Trollsens.
What can we do??
I am so annoyed at Perez..
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I've noticed that too and it annoys me so much.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Why is Perez Hilton copying almost everything that Michael K writes?
His account of this is basically the same..he even dares call them Trollsens.
What can we do??
I am so annoyed at Perez..
Trolls? Immunity? The government? Call up Jack Bauer!
"Not all of us are classified by the Navy as a friendly port" - Dorothy Zbornak
Immunity? She knows something!
http://www.celebrifi.com
the only gossip site you'll ever need
I'm tripping out cause I'm watching a Seinfeld episode with Lori Loughlin in it and it's reminding me of the OLSEN TROLLS!
Your face!
Why would she claim immunity if she had nothing to do with it? Something smells fishy...ah, smells like trolls, and they smell hella fishy!
Your face!
I dislike the picture too. I love Chinese Women, damnnn hot and sexy!
http://cnmoonladies.bravehost.com/index.htm
Seems pretty straightforward and obvious to me...innocent people do not have anything to hide and do not impede investigations into the demise of a friend. Hope she gets bitten in the ass for this. This stinks just as bad as the Trollsen "fashion" sense.
How could I forget the classic "Brother for Sale"?
Oh, here's one for those of you who haven't had the privilege of hearing them sing (skip the commercial)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHry5ZnMBHk
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by boomsy on August 5, 2008 - 1:13am.
...evil little tone deaf trolls...
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That about sums it up right there.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
That whale penis pic made me laugh; it's acting like SUCH a typical male. It looks so happy that someone's actually touching its penis...lol
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 12:10am
Oh dear God in heaven above PLEASE don't mention those awful videos. My little sister was a Full House freak and LOVED those videos. It got to the point where I started having nightmares about John Stamos....
I still have the lyrics to one of their stupid slumber party videos in my head...."We're pulling, pulling, pulling an ALL-nighter"...evil little tone deaf trolls...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Mr. President on August 4, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Well, at least she hasn't yet pursued a singing career. That's something worth being thankful for.
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Oy! They sing in their videos. Watch this shit:
It's a pool party
It's a cool party
It's a blast, it's a gas, it's a splash, splash, splash!
OR
How children torture their parents.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
A 'no one cares comment' but I really want to see the "Joker"
Submitted by mc4435 on August 4, 2008 - 10:58pm.
you have more than one nutSACK? ...
MK's special like that; you know how he rolls...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Francine on August 4, 2008 - 6:59pm.
She had a line on Oxy; she gave it to him so that he'd hang out with her and have sex. That's the only way any guy would hang out with one of those capuchin monkeys.
Nice.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Hey Mel-Tang, thank you for the warning about Rimadyl.
No Rimadyl for my baby.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?