Dear Oprah, Can I Have Some Money?
You already know this, but I'll tell you anyway. Oprah richer than all of us combined times a hundred. Shit, times a hundred thousand. TVGuide has put out their annual list of the riches whores in television and it's no surprise that Oprah came out on top.
She reportedly makes $385 million a year in TV shit ALONE. No wonder Gayle King has stuck around so long. I'd lick Oprah's vag sweat too if she gave me even 1% of her fortune.
What the hell do you do with all that money? I mean, I feel like we should all get together and sue her for some stupid reason. We can sue her for being too rich. Her wealth has caused us to feel bad about ourselves and we can't work because of it. She'll probably settle right away. Then we can take our settlement, buy an island, build a lucite mansion with a chicken cutlet garden, hire a dozen cholitas to entertain us and live the rest of our lives in heavenly bliss. Make it happen.
Other dumb skanks on the list include:
Simon Cowell - $50 million a year
David Letterman - $35 million a year
Charlie Sheen - $825k per episode for "Two and a Half Men"
William Peterson - $600k per episode for "CSI"
Mariska Hargitay - $400k per episode for "Law & Order: SVU"
The Simpsons cast - $400k per episode
Kyra Sedgwick - $275k per episode for "The Closer"
Screw all of those whores! They may have a ton of money, but they don't have what we have. Oh, who am I fooling? Money is everything.
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I am at a loss for words... I know of several people who had hit the lotto, and four out of the five have won millions. I buy tickets, and the most I have ever won was $100 (I am not complaining). When is my money ship going to sail in?! LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Even actors who work on shitty sitcoms make more money that most of us peons. And here I am groveling for a $40K a year job with a Masters' degree in Bullshit! I swear I'm going to pimp myself out soon enough...I'd make far more doing that then anything else I've done in the last 5 years!
Your face!
MK - you are comic genius. Seriously, I read more funny comments here than I do listenting to alot of stand up comics.
Anyway, anybody else think we're in a celebrity bubble? I mean paying millions for baby pictures??? Bubbles are always in a frenzy right before they pop.
PER EPISODE?
I get pissed when I hear what professional athletes make, but they do have undeniable talents and they put their bodies through hell to make that money. I'm sorry, but you really have to convince me that actors and models work really hard. And don't talk to me about having to get to wardrobe at 4:00 AM. The fucking night porter in my building shows up at 11:00 AM and gets off at 7:00 AM for a LOT less.
Id be happy if Kyra would get her funky assed ugly teefs fixed with all of that dough. I cant stand to watch her ass...
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Mariska Hargitay. I do love that as a greeting.
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"Then we can take our settlement, buy an island, build a lucite mansion with a chicken cutlet garden, hire a dozen cholitas to entertain us and live the rest of our lives in heavenly bliss."
D-lister heaven.
Fucking awesome.