Monday, August 4th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: The Ad For ANTM 11
TyTy Baby was definitely having an acid flashback when she came up with this fuckery! And TyTy must have royally pissed off the bitch who photoshopped this shit. They made her look like a slow clown who had one too many bong hits. Someone is going to lose their life over this. Believe it.
This mess is actually beyond Photoshop. It looks like it was drawn using colored pencils.
And most of these new broads look like recycled versions of Top Model skanks from seasons past.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 4:45pm.
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She always has to be the center of attention. Isn't this getting a little old? In more ways than one.
she also looks white.
Never watched this, never will.
Gotta go now....play nice with the other kids!
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this show used to be my guilty pleasure until last season--I'm done after how they disparaged Kat.
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what the hell have I just seen??? Is TyTy trying to pose as Jesus Christ Superstar, what kind of acid trip was this?????
Tyra is bad enough and her putrid ways have been properly commented on, but what really bugs me about this show are those two poofs she has helping her judge and "train" the models -- the wig-wearing black guy and the caked-on foundation wearing hispanic guy. They wouldn't know style if it fucked them in the ass and left a folded $50 on the nightstand.
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that's Miss Jay....not Macy Gray LOL
all these chicks look busted. It's bad when Jay is the best looking girl on the page!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
That shit looks like one of those satire cartoons from an old MAD Magazine.
Does anyone see Alfred E Newman in there?
I see the Topanga chick. Behind her is Macy Gray, to her right is Kimora Lee Simmons, and below her is Jessica Simpson. =p
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ROFLMAO --- Hahahahahahaha
Look at how the page is ripped!!!
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Why is this show still on?!
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Submitted by gueld on August 4, 2008 - 4:44pm.
You're completely right. I was almost on this season of ANTM. I never went to a large casting call...a casting director called me and "coached" me for about 3 weeks before my in-person appointment happened. I finally met, I was there and the head casting person said, "This is going to be the 11th season...give us the good stuff!!!" Long story short, I'm unwilling to be a complete jackass on TV, nor am I willing to sell my soul to Tyra Banks.
Anyway, anyone they want on this show has long-since been handpicked and coached by people who travel all over the place to find girls.
That is all.
haha yoanna, the second winner, is currently hosting a show on the n. she's the only one i've ever seen do anything other than the first winner and her reality shows ... which have nothing to do with modeling and everything to do with trashiness.
mk - you wanna be on top???
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love the ripped side LOL, straight out the magazine literally
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
yiooooooo: Toccara was on vogue Italie but she did not win or was on the top three.
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Oh yeah i forgot about that one! I think shes really pretty but they made look like shit in that spread.
Fuck you Tyra.
You ARE NOT the next Oprah.
You are a self-obsorbed lonely nag/hag.
Photoshop is indeed your friend though.
Who gives a fuck.. I personally can't wait for the new season.
every black girl on this show look the same season after season
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
who still watches that crap?
Submitted by Salem13 on August 4, 2008 - 4:46pm
Toccara was on vogue Italie but she did not win or was on the top three
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
i don't see a fattie! cool!
I have a pair of under pants just like hers LOL
Her finger seem unusually long.
I love the show but who ever picked the girls on the last season did a horrible job and I couldn't even finish watching it.
First time I hated the show. But Looking forward to the next one.
The chick next to Tyra reminds me of Topanga. anyone else see it?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 4, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Do they have a "new season" every six weeks? I am constantly seeing these shitty promos...and "Top Model".....who has ever gotten a job out of this show, besides Hosting a Party at Pure or Tao?
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It's funny cuz the only model who really books it is Alice from Australia.(it seems) and the Canadian girl gets lots of Canadian gigs but, you know...*yawn*
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None of these girls become top models anyway. I've never seen any of them on a couture runway or any legit runway for that matter. What will they get out of it a sears catalog spread?
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on August 4, 2008 - 4:42pm.
I still can't believe anyone watches this misogynistic trash.
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Luvs it. SoR-Ray! I can't help it - I MUST indulge my shallowness. I like pretty girls. I like to watch pretty girls work hard. I like to see pretty girls get prettier. I like it when pretty girls fight. And I like the pretty clothes and the pretty hair and the pretty shoes! I like the pretty fashionistas and the ugly ones too! I like the money, the power, the fame!
To be honest, I prefer America's Most Smartest Model but, apparently, that didn't go over as well.
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Do they have a "new season" every six weeks? I am constantly seeing these shitty promos...and "Top Model".....who has ever gotten a job out of this show, besides Hosting a Party at Pure or Tao?
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
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You know they've already chosen the winner before the competition even starts....complete sham!!!
Hahahaha, Broads! That word cracks me up.
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It is always about Tyra. Since day one this was about Tyra. Tyra showing others how to do it, Tyra teaching, Tyra remembering how she and mom got their foot in the door. Tyra molding dumb asses. Tyra Tyra Tyra!
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And Tyra is an asshat
WTF? why is her right arm white? I do however LOVE those GIVENCHY shoes.
Hey, I think I see Amy Wino on the far right.
"They made her look like a slow clown who had one too many bong hits."
lmao, MK!
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Brennan: This house is a fucking prison!
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Dayum! Dats a UGLY poster!
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I still can't believe anyone watches this misogynistic trash. Young girls being torn apart for their physical features and what makes them individuals...real nice. Everyone knows none of these girls could be top models anyway. Its all propoganda for America on what female "beauty" is supposed to look like
I actually like watching the show. It's pretty entertaining. They should, however, change it's name because I think Jaslene is the only one I have ever seen again after she won, and it wasn't even at anything big.
MK! Genius! They need to bring all the old hags back for a season, just so we can see how the "almost fame," totally hosed up their lives and made them into pill poppers and hookers!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I love Ty Ty and I know she hates this poster.
She has way more class then that.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
What? This show is still on?
It looks like shit, but I'll be front row watching this mess and thinking how sad my life has become.
Why do they still have this damn show. Not a single person who's won on this show has ever gone on to be a "top model" so it's a complete sham.
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