Monday, August 4th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: The Ad For ANTM 11
TyTy Baby was definitely having an acid flashback when she came up with this fuckery! And TyTy must have royally pissed off the bitch who photoshopped this shit. They made her look like a slow clown who had one too many bong hits. Someone is going to lose their life over this. Believe it.
This mess is actually beyond Photoshop. It looks like it was drawn using colored pencils.
And most of these new broads look like recycled versions of Top Model skanks from seasons past.
I've had technicolor corn filled turds that were cuter than this. No. I'm NOT impressed. Well, I take that back, the photoshopper did a pretty damned good job. There. Now I feel dirty.
I guess all this time I tried too hard to make men notice me. Apparently, all I need is a tan, highlights, and protruding hipbones. Silly me. Why haven't I thought of that?
The only one I could say had an exotic beauty to her was Toccara, and a few others who had been voted off the show very early on. I was never a strong watcher, however.
And amen to the Adrianne Curry remark. I didn't know that top models made asses out of themselves on VH1 reality shows with generic has-beens, fucked one, and made a pathetic spinoff with their apathetic, braindead, pussywhipped sugardaddies.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
How come all the wanna be models look the same?????????????
It's the cast of (Horse)Hair!
This is beyond Photoshop. This is just plain GIMPed up
Jay Manuel's orange boobs are looking quite perky!
Do a couple of the buttons on your blouse up, pervert!
I dislike her too. I love Chinese Women, damnnn hot and sexy!
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are you fucking kidding me?!?! this shit looks HORRRRRRIBLE
Ok I have to admit - this show is my guilty pleasure although I wait for VH1 to have a marathon so I get the full kookery all at once
I don't know how I missed her before, but that one chick on the right side with her arms up in the air looks TOTALLY out of place...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
"Fuckery" is my new favorite word.
Thanks angel. Haha.
Maybe I should put a little separator thingy there, but I find myself saying it about so many celebrities that it usually makes sense.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 4, 2008 - 11:46pm.
I'm glad someone else noticed how they all look fucking boring and the same.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
Bwhahahahahhahahaha... this is not a good look!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
I'm glad someone else noticed how they all look fucking boring and the same.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 4, 2008 - 6:35pm.
for a second there, I thought Beyonce was doing 'Hair'
Don't give her any ideas, you know that bitch is like, "Hmmmmmm. Hair, I could make that a hit with a #1 soundtrack."
what the fuck is this hot mess?
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Tyra has completely lost her mind.
Submitted by novieskye on August 4, 2008 - 8:38pm.
The saddest part of it all is that I can't wait to see this hot mess! Say what you want but thanks to TyTy I can smile with my third eye ;)
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I know, right? I learn SO much from that show.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
There used to be something about Tyra that was inspirational...now shes just dispickable!
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Tell me if you agree...
The saddest part of it all is that I can't wait to see this hot mess! Say what you want but thanks to TyTy I can smile with my third eye ;)
"colored contacts trying to look white."
lol, those really are her eyes
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“I think my constant exclusion may have something to do with how I always say the obvious.”
why is she wearing braces on her teefs?
Good point. The show seems like a fraud. I feel sorry for those women who get their hopes up every season for nothing.
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 4, 2008 - 6:18pm.:
I know Tyra doesn't want anyone on that show to have a real career, otherwise why would she pick 26 year old trannies like Jasmine or whatever, but doesn't she ever get embarrassed that her show hasn't produced ONE top model during the 2359340 cycles it's had?
TyTy hasn't been that thin since her high school days. What bullshit! I'm so sick of her!
I don't get it-she is always going on at length about being proud of her heritage. Then she wears wigs, ivory makeup and colored contacts trying to look white.
LMAO...he got those snappy comebacks just like Aunt ESther too
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“I think my constant exclusion may have something to do with how I always say the obvious.”
J. Alexander be looking like Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son.
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
Wake me up when TyTy actually picks an attractive model with a potentially successful career for the winner. She always knocks the only hot girl out of the running well before the finale, like Natasha. I know Tyra doesn't want anyone on that show to have a real career, otherwise why would she pick 26 year old trannies like Jasmine or whatever, but doesn't she ever get embarrassed that her show hasn't produced ONE top model during the 2359340 cycles it's had?
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Hey, if you're gonna dream, dream big, right? Tyra's clearly delusional, and that poster's a hot mess.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
This tacky shit made Tyra look worse than she does in real life.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I'm okay with getting paid 100k to do nothing...choose me!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Oh, and they also get to be on random VH1 reality shows and fights in the Caribbean. America's Next Top Skank.
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"I really wish you hadn't seen that." - Theodore Bagwell
Why do these broads even want to win ANTM? It's like they select them to appear on Seventeen Magazine, some Cover Girl commercial that only airs during the show they get $100,000 to disappear and never be heard from again.
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for a second there, I thought Beyonce was doing 'Hair'
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by Shady.Carli on August 4, 2008 - 5:56pm.
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Dude! Do we have the same father?What year were you born?
I think the SAME thing w/the word cycle.yuk.
and I always say dude(so do you)
My kid's name is Carly
I love Eminem.
Do you have some tattoos and LOVE beer?
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I can't feel the love but I can smell the crap!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I love this freakin' show, but Tyra is a major ass.
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I love twinks! ;)
Actually it's more like acid reflux flashback looking at these tacky hacks + the overuse of photoshop. Tyra's thighs must be MASSIVE!!!
Your face!
I think I'm having an acid flashback as well.
Your face!
MK - Thank you for not calling it, "ANTM - CYCLE 11." I hate the word cycle. Whenever I hear it with ANTM, I immediately picture EVERY SINGLE model on their period. Not a nice mental pic. So thanks, MK. You really did me proud today. XOXO
all that work could not disguise Tyra's goofy ass expression and thunder thighs.
Thank you, Angry Mom :-D:-D:-D!
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All that photoshop and they still manage to make the cartoon version of tyra bloated
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 4, 2008 - 4:44pm.
I couldn't ever have said this better myself, and your new avie is hotness!
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Submitted by Triscuit on August 4, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 4:45pm.
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I just popped back in for a quick minute,and I see you saying SOR~RAY and it is funny as hell!♥
Oh and p.s.~~did you see when I called you a sissy-la-la?
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I was! I like it! It's, like, my camouflage;)
PS. Wow. You give the best smooches;P
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
Tyra is such a hypocrite, which is why I dislike her -- and a big reason why many others dislike her, too. She is from a privileged background, but when it serves her purposes she pulls the ghetto card and in her racist way thinks she has a right to play street whenever she wants because she's black -- thereby revealing her opinion of black people. Such a shallow, narrow-minded, one-dimensional, untalented twat. She also tries to pull off this "strong black woman" act, as if she didn't go and get her nose fixed and tie a white girl's hair to her head, and photoshop and make-up her fat assed self until she's at least three shades lighter than she ought to be. Listening to her pontificate on various topics about which she hasn't the intelligence to discuss on her show makes me want to throw a belt-sander at her vagina.
Bitch.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 4, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Tyra is bad enough and her putrid ways have been properly commented on, but what really bugs me about this show are those two poofs she has helping her judge and "train" the models -- the wig-wearing black guy and the caked-on foundation wearing hispanic guy. They wouldn't know style if it fucked them in the ass and left a folded $50 on the nightstand.
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You have such a way with words. LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?