Saint Angelina Laughs Off The IVF Rumors
UsWeekly recently claimed Saint Angelina and Brad Pitt conceived the twin messiahs through in vitro. They even had experts say there was less than a 1% chance she could conceive twins naturally.
Angie Jo told Hello! Magazine that they were shocked about the rumors and couldn't stop laughing about it. Why do I picture her laughing haughtily with a glass of champange in one hand while petting Maddox's head?
She said, "If they had been conceived through IVF, we would have been happy to discuss it. But we have been fortunate never to have had fertility problems."
Translation: "We're perfect, we're gods, and don't you forget it."
And on a different note, how much do you want to make a bet that Jennifer Aniston spent her morning driving around to various newsstands and writing "Why So Homewrecky?" on Angie's face on all the People magazine covers. She should've called me. I would've driven the getaway car.
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Lol Libraesque2007, If I'm a psycho then why are you even writing about my comment? Hun your extreme stupidity make me laugh. Its called having an opinion, everyone that comes here have one, so if you don't like mine and it makes you upset then "boo hoo", take your little mouse and scroll down to the next one. Like your one to talk look at you piture of Tom Cruise, typical angelina fan your all nothing but hypocrites. Oh F.Y.I my doctor said I'm a few burritos shy not tacos :-)
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chicaloca, your name is VERY appropriate.
You need to get ahold of yourself
You're a couple tacos shy of a combo plate
Your severe hatred for these two and their children is extremely abnormal
Poking fun at celebrities is one thing, you sound psychotic
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''
Of course she's lying- her lips are moving. BTW did anyone else notice that Blob one was wearing nail varnish? Dying kids hair and painting toddlers nails- they are not barbies you moron.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
I have no doubt that she was sleeping with him. She has whored herself out in hollywood and slept with every man or woman she has ever worked with, she met her lesbian lover Jenny Shimizu, her 1st husband, and her second billy bob on the sets of movies, she knew billy bob was in a relationship when they started working together, she slept with him anyway and destroyed his relationship and trapped him into adopting little Maddox Chivan Thornton atleast he was smart enough to leave her, then she starting working with Pitt slept with him destroyed his marriage and trap him with 6 kids in a little over 2 years. Her fans can try to cover up her imagine or try to make it seem that her and brad met in special way and fell madily in love if they want to but. the truth remains. She's a nasty homewrecking attention seeking whore
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Submitted by K2 on August 5, 2008 - 8:28pm.
Everything you said could be true. Maybe both had a real need to procreate and thus a strong attraction. Or it's just them colorizing now what happened then.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
I know this is off topic, but I found this statement interesting:
The family’s grown quickly since then, but the proud parents say it’s what they’ve always wanted.
“Always said if I were to do it, I’d do it big,” Brad said.
The thought of having children even played a role in Brad and Angelina’s initial romance, Angelina admitted.
“Wanting a big family is one of the things that brought us together,” she said.
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So wanting the big family is what brought them together??.... things that make you go hmmmm. She completely snagged him by playing the "I want a large family too" card. It seems that Ms. Jolie realized she wanted the man and then made his dreams her dreams. All I can say is that there should be no doubt in anyone's mind that these two were becoming each others confidants during the production of MAMS. He was completely cheating on his wife mentally and emotionally (if not physically as well). I've never actually seen it in print until now that she admits they discussed a future together. They certainly had that talk way before he decided to pull the plug on his 7 year relationship. She is soooo fucking underhanded and I can't believe so many people have their heads stuck up their asses and believe she is a wonderful person!
I'm having too much of a good day to waste my time on these whores and their fake little happy "relationship" and their lies today, maybe next time. Oh hell I just take one shot, isn't funny thats hes wearing a band on his finger for the european pictures and not the American ones I found it so funny when the mayor of nice called the slut his wife. I guess pitt doesn't want the traditional european world that he and his whore are trying to con to know that his children are bastards and his relationship is fake
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by ↑ on August 5, 2008 - 3:01pm.
*bloop*
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Just curious, as I'm out of the loop...what is all this "bloop" business? Enquiring minds want to know...okay, one enquiring mind.
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This increases the number of eggs you produce, so increases the chance of pregnancy AND the chance of non-identical twins.
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Word! I'm behind on my DListed reading, so I'm catching up on a week's worth, but I was about to post the SAME thing! She's telling the truth, IMO, about the IVF thing. But, let's ask her about Clomid! Yep, that would do the trick. I'm sure Brad has some potent spermies, but fraternal twins are determined by the MOTHER because she has to release TWO eggs (or more) at a time for the kids to be fraternal. End of discussion!
Submitted by ↑ on August 5, 2008 - 3:01pm.
*bloop*
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awesome.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by ↑ on August 5, 2008 - 12:01pm.
:)
*bloop*
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on August 5, 2008 - 3:18pm.
sweet jesus
another Brangelina thread past the 500 mark
Wow
Clickity Clacking how you know fer sure she didn't have these twins without some kind of "help" sure takes a lot of ....clickity clacking
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OH SHIT! she's back to stir the pot. Please say it isn't so. Well, reading through 900 posts should keep it busy. Atleast 300 of them are to her anyway!
sweet jesus
another Brangelina thread past the 500 mark
Wow
Clickity Clacking how you know fer sure she didn't have these twins without some kind of "help" sure takes a lot of ....clickity clacking
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''
I agree with Lizzieb.
Sure they might not have used IVF, but you can bet your ass Angie was using Clomiphene (Clomid). This increases the number of eggs you produce, so increases the chance of pregnancy AND the chance of non-identical twins.
Explains this miraculous boom in twins in Hollywood. These celebs are too impatient to wait like most mere mortals!
Smug liar! I want to flick her really hard on the forehead!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The babies totally have anus lips!
Take THAT, blobs #2 & 3!!
PS. I am genuinely having sad times in my blood pumper that I missed all the fun in this thread yesterday.
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 8:47am.
Hey Hey Hey lets not start with the Jersey bashing.
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AMEN! Not sure why Jersey gets a bad rap, but anyone who has ever lived here or even visited would agree - it's a nice state. I grew up 5 minutes down the road from where Bon Jovi now lives (of course not in the mansions)and he has a gorgeous home overlooking the river. Also, you don't need to drive,bus or use a train to get to the city. You can take ferry service from NJ to NY. It's a half an hour by boat! And it's true that the one downside is that it's becoming virtually impossible to live here because it's expensive. It's sad to have spent the majority of your life living here and then feel you need to move because you just can't afford it. Pretty soon it will be a state only for the rich.
Hey Hey Hey lets not start with the Jersey bashing. Come on, unless you have been here and I mean REALLY been here then you cant talk shit. I drive around Jersey and cant believe the beautiful homes and shit we have here. Its unreal. You think there is money in Cali? I am telling you its UNREAL here where I live. Unreal. Property taxes will set you back $25,000 a year and the average home is at least 5 mill and thats AVERAGE. Short Hills Mall, anyone? You are 12 miles from NYC, 30 miles from the shore which is VERY CLEAN and VERY NICE not that stupid commercialized shit you see in South Beach or in Cali. In 2 hours you can be in Atlantic City which is cool if you gamble and sniff coke. In 1.5 hours I can be in Philly which I think is a really cute city totally up and coming and they have great restaurants there. All in all Jersey is ok its just too fuckin expensive for anyone to live here. You have to respect people who stay in Jersey, they are hustlers. Its easy to pack up and move down south but why bother Jersey has it all. Sure there are Guidos here but you only see them if you choose to hang out at trashy places or go to certain gyms. But please there is trash in every state. Dont hate Jersey till you have been here and no flying into Newark Airport does not count.
Of course, everyone is just DYING to go to New Jersey
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I know this was quite a few posts back, but what's wrong with Jersey?
You've got the beaches (shore), atlantic city (gambling) and NY is a 45 minute ride. There are parts of Jersey that are beautiful and central jersey is by far the best place to live. Just ask Bon Jovie & Springsteen :-)
Submitted by abbotk on August 5, 2008 - 5:26am.
Congrtulatios to Angelina and Brad! But just saw Brad's personals ID on milllionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""yesterday. It seems he can't wait to date new girl when his wife prepares to get birth to twins.
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Boo. You fail at life.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I can't stand these fuck heads for exploiting their children. Attention whore mother fuckers.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Not only are they lying about not using IVF, I suppose they're not owning up to EGS (embro gender selection) either? Several people (including her brother James) have publicly commented on her fertility issues. I guess we can file this statement in the "I'VE ONLY HAD THREE MALE LOVERS IN MY LIFE, AND TWO OF THEM I WAS MARRIED TO" of Angelina fantasy file.
Congrtulatios to Angelina and Brad! But just saw Brad's personals ID on milllionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""yesterday. It seems he can't wait to date new girl when his wife prepares to get birth to twins.
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Where are the pics? I would have thought someone would have scanned them. Or are they treated with magic no copy dust?
No IVF- prolly true- my money is on Clomid.
No fertility problems- fucking lies.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
If this comment doesn't prove their conceited liars, I don't know what does.
@ESE - no white tigers at Australia Zoo, but they have some at Sea World at Surfers Paradise. I can take you there...
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
alright, i gotta make the trip(walking, of course.. you know.. been drinking)... and get cigs.. may be back later(you know.. insomniac)... catch ya all later!
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
Sandbitch,
Yes, hot. I have pics of me cooking Christmas dinner in my bathing suit. We could never figure this out...lived on the beach, houses at that time (98) were a cool half million but fuckers couldn't install A/C???
>> In '98 air con wasn't available in Australia!!
Mad as cut snakes, is what they said about folks from your parts.
>> Yeah, the people in the West refer to us as "them over east" like we're deluded or somthin'. LOL
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
@ESE
Australia Zoo is a great place. Queensland is fucking beautiful.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 5, 2008 - 1:48am.
ESE...two days in a row on a Brangie thread...I have no words. lol.
don't worry... i have the words... and i think you're gonna like 'em....
OT: i don't care!!... hehehehe!
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
geezus! i can't keep up with all the people leaving!... night, Aunt Bea!
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
Sandbitch,
Yes, hot. I have pics of me cooking Christmas dinner in my bathing suit. We could never figure this out...lived on the beach, houses at that time (98) were a cool half million but fuckers couldn't install A/C???
Mad as cut snakes, is what they said about folks from your parts.
And on that, Good Night All.
ESE...two days in a row on a Brangie thread...I have no words. lol.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Nite, PSL...
and all my lovely D-Listed bitches (in a nice way, of course:)
I'm fried like bacon.
Sleep tight(;x)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Homestyle Buffet in Clairemont San Diego. I couldn't fit enough in the first time, so I went back again the following night...
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
night, PSL!
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 5, 2008 - 1:37am.
you don't have to type the whole thing, just call me ESE, you're good people!... i was kinda wondering about that zoo, is it huge or what?... and most importantly(besides treating the animals good).... how's the white tiger population there?... yeah, they're my fav... now you all know why i love Tigerlilly and M.E.(besides obvious reasons)
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 1:31am.
Hmmm...Haven't had Roadhouse in years. So many restaurants here now, but Denino's will always be solid - was just there recently! I've been here forever, hoping to get my husband to jump ship but he loves the sun and I am a vampire so we'll see.........
Nice meeting you!
Goodnight all!
I plead to everyone who hasn't voted, please vote for Irv. He's my next husband.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
heehee angel.....on that note, I am going to sleep now- I hope I don't dream about vomit porn....
good night everyone!
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 1:35am.
oh no, bitches!(nicest possible way)... don't blame this on Scorpio!... i didn't notice it!LOL!
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
@ EveryStrangersEyes
in a heartbeat!... as long as i get to say "Crikey" a lot!LOL!
I live near Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo, god bless 'im RIP Steve. Fucking bloody stingray, cunt!!
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Great minds, PSL -
Or Scorpios - you choose. I *know* you gotsta look at any sentence with the word "porn" in it. Right? Right?;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
a-HA angel! you saw it too....lmao
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 5, 2008 - 1:32am.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 5, 2008 - 1:30am.
meh, it was my own damn fault... i tryed to make a joke on the last angie thread when the battle was still on
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You are too sweet. You did nothing. Fool was looking to break it up in here. I think the JJers got a little sad we didn't visit them this time!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Perth is HOT. I mean, hotter than TUSCON.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
By the way, has anyone clicked on the "Free Vomit Porn" comment over there on the recent comment list?
heehee
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
Hey! Free Vomit Porn! HOW did they know?!?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I'm in Brisbane! Excuse me, Briz Vegas.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 5, 2008 - 1:30am.
meh, it was my own damn fault... i tryed to make a joke on the last angie thread when the battle was still on
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"But if you want to leave, take good care.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there.
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware."
Aunt Bea!
Denino's! Yummy!
I liked the Clam Pizza at The Roadhouse, and the food at Bella Mama......oh jeez, I need to go visit soon....though my parents moved about 15 years ago....
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"