Saint Shauna Sand
Holy fuck! An Empress of Lucite post directly following a Chicken Cutlet post! If only I had new pictures of Rojo Caliente. That would complete the triangle and Dlisted would explode. Or maybe I would explode? Not sure.
I know what you're thinking, but Shauna Sand meant to dress like a hooker hobo. If she doesn't try and cover up her extreme beauty, hundreds of men would instantly recognize her and beg for her hand in marriage. They would immediately commit suicide once she denied them. Shauna is saving lives by dressing like this. The woman is a saint.
She doesn't fool me. I still see the most elegant woman in the world underneath those rags.
And I also just realized why I adore her exquisite lucite heels so much. It's because they make her look like she's floating above the ground, like the beautiful angel she is.
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YES, MK.
Brilliant explanation re: her exquisite lucite heels.
Maybe Rojo Caliente was at the Teen Choice awards?
If not, why not???
Except for the hat and shoes, I kind-of like her outfit.
*hides*
Why so sad, Shauna? :( Usually she graces us with that... lovely... smile of hers.
Oh I get it. It's because she's going for the serene, angellic look. She's good. Ish.
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Hi5.
Fitting that she should follow PP. They BOTH used to be pretty before they started messing with their faces. Jesus I'm glad I live in the backwoods of Canada and not LA. Here, if you've got all your teeth and a decent front end you're the hotness.
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Come to me. I want to plough you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas time.
there's a heatwave and this bitch is wearing a hat?!?
I would love to stick my foot out as she walked past me in her lucite...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
i want a plaster statue of her so bad!
As long as she doesn't move her face. At. All. She looks ok. Just ok but its way better than "beat".
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I just can't stand looking at her. The make-up, the clothes, the hair. IT'S ALL WRONG. ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
YES, I'M YELLING!!!
Submitted by Cindyloo on August 5, 2008 - 2:53am.
Did she have more work done on or lips or what???
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Maybe it's just the lipgloss overkill, but hey, we're talking about a woman who bought all her body parts.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by madam s. on August 4, 2008 - 2:55pm.
It's Mental Illness Monday at Dlisted.
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In honour of Mrs. K:
*outright prolonged laughter*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I will never be able to say 'lucite heels' without prefacing it with 'exquisite' first. LOL
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Damn, I think I caught a disease just from looking at her! She is such a skank.
Nice role model for her daughters to be future porn stars, strippers, or cheap hookers.
And since most of her is plastic, silicone and fake hair held together with wires, pipe cleaners and crazy glue, someone should know how to melt her away into nothingness.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
It's Mental Illness Monday at Dlisted.
"An Empress of Lucite post directly following a Chicken Cutlet post! If only I had new pictures of Rojo Caliente. That would complete the triangle and Dlisted would explode. Or maybe I would explode? Not sure."
I would be sooooo frigging tempted to get gun out of the hidey hole and shoot my chumputer if that were to happen....
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...whatever.
First PP, now this... I guess it's Mrs. Frankenstein day here at Dlisted.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Did she have more work done on or lips or what???
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Isn't it blisteringly hot in LA? We wear those things on our head in January in Canada.
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Come to me. I want to plough you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas time.