Saint Shauna Sand
Holy fuck! An Empress of Lucite post directly following a Chicken Cutlet post! If only I had new pictures of Rojo Caliente. That would complete the triangle and Dlisted would explode. Or maybe I would explode? Not sure.
I know what you're thinking, but Shauna Sand meant to dress like a hooker hobo. If she doesn't try and cover up her extreme beauty, hundreds of men would instantly recognize her and beg for her hand in marriage. They would immediately commit suicide once she denied them. Shauna is saving lives by dressing like this. The woman is a saint.
She doesn't fool me. I still see the most elegant woman in the world underneath those rags.
And I also just realized why I adore her exquisite lucite heels so much. It's because they make her look like she's floating above the ground, like the beautiful angel she is.
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The sad and weird thing is, it looks like they coordinated their outfits to give some kind of rock / war message.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
A banshee? I can't believe I used to find her gorgeous.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Wow, her make-up looks natural. For her. Hopefully she ditches the cholita lip-liner for good!
She is Gorgeoussss~!!!!!!
Trust me, this bitch doesn't have anything on some New Jersey housewives I've seen.
One of these days her feet and Posh's feet are going to get their revenge! (have you seen Posh's bunions?) And when they are both hobbling around on useless, deformed stumps, they will regret really be sorry they were so stupid!!
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whatever age this shauna creature is claiming, add 15 years...up close and far away, this slang looks beat...
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first pic is premature aging retarded bambi with polio legs
Pretty lady, love the long blonde hair, the blue eyes and great legs.
If she were fat, shed be like a 50 yr. old mom with 5 hubands and 15 kids
THREW!!!!
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Tell me if you agree...
That ankle tattoo would be a lot more flattering if it were lower on her leg, it makes her feet look like T-Rex feet! Not flattering at all...
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I am not trying to be a smart arse, but I want everyone to try something. Go to the top of the page, and scroll down fast (not too fast) past Shauna's picture. Be honest... Don't it look as if she is holding her legs wide open instead of being arm in arm with two guys?
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"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Its just not normal to have eyes that close together. Creepy.
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'Exquisite Lucite Heels' is a movie title just waiting to happen.
She wouldn't be so bad if she:
Lost the skank-bag extensions (I've seen horses with better manes)
Toned the eye makeup way, way down.
Deflated her anus shaped lips (can you have a taupey-pink anus? Apparently so)
Wore something that didn't look like she rummaged it out of some jacked-up Salvation Army store where over-the-hill hookers donate their key-rap
I was going to say she should also lose the lucite shoes from hell but you know she would never ever give them up for love or money, so never mind. Although...it might be kinda cool if she filled the lucite wedge with water, live fish and sunken treasures. At least she'd be interesting to look at then.
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Submitted by Genevieve on August 5, 2008 - 7:23am.
The thing is, besides having zero talent or apperant interests beyond shopping, drinking & tanning, she's not even attractive.
I mean, are guys so stupid that they just automatically see enhanced lips & boobs & a tiny waist & think a girl is hot?
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Genevieve, in a word: Yes.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Her mouth looks like a butt hole.
Well, Shauna looks her usual gorgeous, beautiful, sex-in-lucite self - but are those her 2 sisters she's with?
Shauna is almost.....almost enough to turn me str8. Well, not really, but I'm sure there are many men out there who fantasise about Shauna and Rojo Caliente smackin' clams together...with Rojo on top, of course. And Shauna with those legs in the air, trying desperately to keep them up in the air, what with the weight of those heels trying to drag them down.
Pretty hot, huh?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I will dream about those exquisite heels tonight again.......
Exquisite Lucite Heel Fan from Scotland
The thing is, besides having zero talent or apperant interests beyond shopping, drinking & tanning, she's not even attractive.
I mean, are guys so stupid that they just automatically see enhanced lips & boobs & a tiny waist & think a girl is hot?
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I think she might be scene now, can't you tell?make Rock not war??? hurmmm?
Oh and of course keeping track of all Shauna aka LA CHANA posts
i've realized that her kids are almost never ever with her?
Did she sale them to keep up with her tan &Lucite addiction?
THE END IS NIGH
kacky, I think her legs are gorgeous....the only part of her that is....
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Ok....... Let me get this straight........
does she go to wal Mart, K Mart and Susie's Deals in those shoes. I see the BF striped shoes in those places and her t shirt dress came from susies deals.........nothing over 5 dollars and some 2 for 5.00.
Is there a chicken theme here today? We have a chicken cutlets post followed by a chicken legs post. Now I'm jonesing for some McNuggets.
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Ew, she is seriously getting Auschwitz legs.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Did you notice how long her toes are? They look like luscious Lucite fingers....
wouldnt recognize the broad without the yucky looking shoes.
Damn those paparrazi! How dare they hound such a discrete and talented superstar like Miss Sands! Why can't they leave her alone and go bother someone less noteworthy like Julia Roberts, Natalie Portman or some other hack just trawling for attention! Miss Sand's craft should not have to suffer because of the limelight she so clearly abhors!
where's a safety pin when you need it the most!?
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She's probably one of those skanks that imply considerable sexual prowess but ultimately lay down like a corpse and moan in an irritable, nasal voice.
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These 2 queens should be arrested by the Gay Police of Etiquette. Hanging out in public with plastic hos should be forbidden.
Anyway, they miserably failed at having their 15 minutes because all eyes are on Shauna, as usual.
It's good to see that she spending all that time with her 3 girls...oh wait, there not with her again!
Submitted by madam s. on August 4, 2008 - 11:55am.
It's Mental Illness Monday at Dlisted.
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evidently it is!
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Xxyxz.. If you would not mind, Please send me some sex! *looks up dog 'tricks'* Muahaha *maniacical laugh*
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I'm extremely confused by this headwrap. Can someone please tell me wtf it is? I need an excedrin.
Could those eyes look any more DEAD?
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Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
Gawd, she is gorgeous.
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She truly is a saint: note that in the first pic there are rose petals on the ground under her feet, I mean, lucite heels. Only saints have rose petals line their walk-ways...
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When will woman learn that black brows and cheap blonde dye dont look good? and that frosted lipstick...ugh nasty and those guys shes with look like typical ed hardy l.a. DOUCHE.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 4, 2008 - 3:10pm.
I guess I'm the only one that will say
GO AWAY TWAT
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Bret Michaels will be pretty pissed at this, Cause he needs her as his 'mirror'.. ya know, to fix his hair, and bandana in. Identical twins, these two!
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Are you sure these are not new pics of the new lead in the musical 'Hedwig'?
'Heaux Confessionals'
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She always poses with this bowed in knee, like her leg is screwed in crooked. She looks horrible!
I guess I'm the only one that will say
GO AWAY TWAT
Blech, that "dude" in the white sunglasses has a fauxhawk.
Ok, so she's strolling with her fellow hookers and yet in the second to last photo she's is covering her face.....
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Funny words on her shirt.. There was a guy who "Make Rock" downtown, he's in jail now! His trailer blew up, too.. lol
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 4, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Except for the hat and shoes, I kind-of like her outfit.
*hides*
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Eh. It's not too terribly horrible. I just take issue with the fact that SHE'S wearing it. This woman is what... in her 40s I believe, if not older. She is a classic example of women who need to dress their age.
Dressing like a 17 year old punk-rock wannabe don't make you 17 again, Shauna dear.
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GAWD, she's purty. When did the $3 "Prostitute" look become fashionable? I don't get it...
I bet if I threw a dollar bill at her, she would catch it with her cooter.
She just strikes me as the type.
I know it's funny... but WHY does she wear these damn shoes all the time? She changes outfits, but not the shoes??
I am completely confused!
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