Inside The Chicken Cutlet Palace
International supermodel Phoebe Price was gracious enough to allow the cameras into her inner sanctum. No, I'm not talking about Robertson Blvd! I'm talking about her Chicken Cutlet Palace! As you know, PP is an extremely private person, so this is a rare glimpse into her chicken cutlet world. Strangely enough, her life inside her home is practically like her life outside. She poses with inanimate objects all day while looking drop-dead gorgeous. Seriously, I think she gets up, poses with her toothbrush, catwalks to her cutlet rotator,, poses with it, and so on.....
I especially love the picture of PP posing with her younger self. I think that picture wants to cry. Cry tears of joy, of course! Who knew that little girl would grow up to become a sex symbol for the poultry industry and an inspiration to one homo named Michael K millions?!
PP is seen here wearing the stunning ensemble she wore to the Teen Choice Awards. Yes, she went to the Teen Choice Awards! The show could not go on without their official seat warmer! It's just not possible.
I won't say anything more. I will let these beautiful pictures do the talking. Let them take you on a journey. An intimate journey into the life of an international star.....
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I honestly have no idea who this woman is and why she appears in the gossip columns!
Is this a joke or what? If she is absolutely nobody, how does she get invited to the red carpet things?
She's not pretty at all. At least I don't think so.
Love how there's only cheap picture frames on all her book shelves...not a book in sight.
She's got boobs...who knew...
"I declare Phoebe Price to be the present-day equivalent of Little Edie Beale (minus the education)."
hekki, you should be horse whipped for that statement. phoebe could only dream of being anywhere near the brilliance of little edie. phoebe is vile in every single way. & every single one of you encouraging her fame are nothing more than sheep of a celebrity blogger. i don't know who's worse, phoebe or her 'fans'. disgusting & pathetic.
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Yeah, she is scare me. But I think I love Chinese women more.
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Submitted by Hekki on August 4, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Phoebe's carpet matches the drapes!!
Was that carpet? I thought it might be a stained maxipad.
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Her eyes FREAK ME OUT. Seriously, she is the defintion of "dead behind the eyes", not Khloe-hobag-Kardashian
And who the fuck randomly invites the paps into her house to take pictures of herself w/ her grade-school picture? Speaking of paps, judging from that one picture, we can tell how her last gyno visit went and it wasn't pretty...
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She scares me
Submitted by Hekki on August 5, 2008 - 12:00am.
Phoebe's carpet matches the drapes!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmGoYby7gCo
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She's a pretty good model, tho. If someone wants to spend all their time and money on retouching.
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Phoebe's carpet matches the drapes!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmGoYby7gCo
See it at 3:50.
I declare Phoebe Price to be the present-day equivalent of Little Edie Beale (minus the education).
I kept wracking my brain trying to figure out which daft, delusional,aged yet girlish, highly entertaining broad she reminds me of.
Duh. Only one of my favorite characters of all time.
I would really like to see some more video of her. Especially interacting with her mother. I bet it's the same. Where are the Maysles brothers?
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by dingbatt on August 4, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Okay. I am a loooong time Dlisted fan. It is my crack pipe. I need a hit every day. For what seems like years (truth be told, it has been at least two) I have only lurked and never posted. Today I had my inspiration to register and post my first comment. The inspiration award goes to none other than (insert drum roll): PP Aka: Chicken Cutlets.
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Hey dingbatt, I too was a longtime lurker. PP inspired me to register as well. I'm a New Yorker living in Paris, and I nearly spit out my cafe au lait as I was reading a french tabloid and saw none other than PP. (it was basically a what kind of gd outfit is this post in a mag) and she was titled with "American Actress, PP"
Submitted by Mr. President on August 4, 2008 - 11:12pm.
She should totally marry Buckethead
oh yeah, MK's gonna have you hunted down like a dog and killed for that one!
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She should totally marry Buckethead. They would be perfect together on the Red Carpet.
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A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down your pants.
Inner skanktum maybe...
did she beg the paps to come in there? hahahah omg.. PEOPLE in 10 years this will be heidi cuntrag. hilarious!
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PHOEBE, YOU GODDESS.
MANDO
See? Those cutlets are for realz, people! She had 'em when she was a kid.
dammit...up the skirt shots...i'm done...
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I'm not sure this is a perfect analogy but I like it: Back when Motley Crue was big, Vince Neil was featured on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. He "borrowed" some producer's house on the beach in Malibu and passed it off as his own. The subterfuge was apparent as he tried to describe for the camera the expensive artwork on the walls.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
she is soooo gross!
I don't know... I think I'm gonna have to call bullshit here. The circa 1970 toddler pic combined with the wrinkly eyes & skin practically hanging off the side of her hand in the third thumbnail tell me there's no way in hell this woman is only a year older than I am. No effin way.
Her home is just as stunning as she is. Good lord, what the hell is that flying from her costume? It looks like part of a funnel cake that just took off for freedom. I'm so happy for her fame and glamour!
How long till we get there?
PP would make the best Catwoman ever. Albeit a ginger tabby one.
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In the third picture, it's as if her eyes are saying "I was a witness to your parents horrific death in the crematoriums at Auschwitz...I just threw my head back and with the glee of a four year old child, I laughed with sheer, absolute delight." I will say it again, this woman is a A-class fucking LUNATIC!!! :O
Theres something demented about the look in her eyes...
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I think it is fair to say that El Pollo Loco is pushing 50. Also her grotto is filthy and she needs to do some housework in between times.
i wish to see her riding on the back of a motorcycle in that outfit with her scarfy thing blowing in the wind and just as she's throwing her head back with laughter and delight... isadora duncan
who's hotel room did she borrow?
i'm a sucked for gingers.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
I just can't hate on PP anymore. She has broken me. Anyone that is that insanely persistant to be a star really deserves it in my book.
Can you imagine actually hanging out with PP after a couple of strong drinks and some smoke?
I'd be laughing my ass off.
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OK, so now we know: she had steel-belted radial tires implanted in her lips. Got it.
Where I come from...we call that a "Crying Shame".
I too love Michael K!
Fuck you are funny... I love you Michael K.
I love the pic of her "posing" by the red sun paiting. She looks INSANE. Her rich dad got to do some sort of intervention and he needs to take over all her affairs and move her back to Alabama or wherever the hell she comes from (never to come back again).
I was just trying to find the internet article I read that stated she claims that she dated this big Italian rapper in Italy who was known as the Tom Cruise of Italy (for 3 years) while she modeled in Milan, and is accostumed to being hounded by the paps. To me she is sad and needs help.
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What the fuck is she doing?! That picture with the butterfly mask is priceless.
Wait what am I saying? Princess PP is pure elegance.
TheBreakDown-"PP really shouldn't have shown her baby pics, because they provide proof that she was born in the mid-60's and not in the late 70's as she has been trying to portray."
I have a photo at home that looks similar to PP's & I was born in 73. So I'm going to have to disagree with you there.
However, she does look to be at least 40.
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"hot slut of the year" is the only one michael k has tame words for. imo she's the dumbest: sueing chanel because she didn't get into a party tells all. the tennis balls implanted in her face are ridiculous.
Hello TheBreakdown. Thank you for your welcome. I would love to pass the pipe, but like most crackies, I don't share well. In fact I am quite protective of my pipe. If you try to fight me for a hit of it, rest assured: I will cut you.
Long live PP!
PP really shouldn't have shown her baby pics, because they provide proof that she was born in the mid-60's and not in the late 70's as she has been trying to portray.
Only thing on her twenty-something is her new rodent cheeks.
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Welcome, dingbatt:
MK's gonna fuck around and make Phoebe Price famous for real and then we're really gonna be in for it. She may get an upgrade to posing next to humans.
Now be a good slut and pass the pipe!
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She's casting some intense voodoo shit in these pics. How lucky we are to witness her majesty in motion in still photographs.
Okay. I am a loooong time Dlisted fan. It is my crack pipe. I need a hit every day. For what seems like years (truth be told, it has been at least two) I have only lurked and never posted. Today I had my inspiration to register and post my first comment. The inspiration award goes to none other than (insert drum roll): PP Aka: Chicken Cutlets. And my comment is simply this. WTF is she doing and seriously WTF????? Really? Posing with a picture, a stairway, a ring and other inanimate objects? Again, I ask, really? You gotta love the way she "does sexy times" with the camera. It is so bizarre that I just can't not continue to click on thumbnails. I have an idea for Michael K: your next poll should be to see how many of the site users have registered just to post their admiration for PP. Can I be the first vote???
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