Monday, August 4th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
All kinds of hot: Doogie Howser in leather - Towleroad
Bettie Paige she ain't! Petra Nemcova needs to remove the clip-on bangs - Hollywood Tuna
The chicks of the Teen Choice Awards - Popsugar
Cindy Crawford is still a hot piece in a bikini - Egotastic!
More leaked pictures of Miley Cyrus' prostitot pout - Just Jared
A tour of Chris Brown's tattoos - Cityrag
Megan Fox also babysits - IDLYITW
David Beckham's big stick. Okay, it's really a board, but I like the word "stick" better - Lainey Gossip
Pammy Anderson has banned close-up shots of her haggard face - Hollywood Rag
Ceiling Eyes and Horsey Montag are fake friends (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
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The arrogance of that washed-up clap-ridden hag is incredible. Why does Pammy or anyone else think that we want to look at her gnarled ass from any distance or any angle?
Megan Fox is a AJ clone with worse tats and if possible worse acting "skills". Pukatronic.
AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!
there are still MORE:
According to new reports, a reality series called Cougars: NYC is in the works.
The show will feature five cougar 'hotties' living the glam life in the NYC — with guys 10-plus years their junior.
Producers have picked three ladies so far — an R&B singer, a radio ad exec, and a VP of a medical sales company.
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
If hanna montana farted into my hands i'd never unclasp them...never to lose that pure scent of rolling meadows and rainbow gumdrops. And with that said id cum in her hair for shits n giggles. Robertoooo
Miley's still on the kinderwhore kick, eh? Way to go. I'm sure I'm asking the obvious, but where the hell is her mom in all this? Mine would have beaten my ass until I was unable to walk...hell, I'm almost-31, live 1200 miles away from her, and she travels to Europe for work all the time, and she'd fly home from Italy to kick my ass if I posted shit like that.
NPH...YOW. Hawt.
And thank you, Pam Anderson, for thinking of those of us who might want to actually digest our food after we eat it...
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Before the Sun:
http://jpgmag.com/stories/6149
Nikki Blonski is more of "A Man's Man". Get serious.
Damn, NPH is fine. You gays get the hottest ones!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 4, 2008 - 2:00pm.
For those of you who watched Pam Anderson's show last night, didn't you find the super-exposed/bright film quality SUPER distracting?
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Didn't see it. What's tv?
I wear tons of rhinestone jewelry around my head and chest area to distract viewers from gravity's effects on my 40+ year old faceage.
That Neil Patrick Harris is one hot piece of ass. Too bad for me that he prefers it in the ass.
Oh, well, I will still lust after him anyway.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on August 4, 2008 - 2:00pm.
The Miley Train-wreck is leaving the station early. All aboard!
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Honey, that's all PLANNED. If it were legal, Billy Ray would let her do a photoshoot with Hef's empire.
Petra Nemcova looks ridic.
For those of you who watched Pam Anderson's show last night, didn't you find the super-exposed/bright film quality SUPER distracting? It's like, "Bitch, we know you're getting old. GIVE IT UP!!!"
where is everyone? Y'all aren't at JJ's are ya? traitors!
The Miley Train-wreck is leaving the station early. All aboard!
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
and that swimsuit from American Apparel is plain stoopid. You can't do LAPS in that. Not in the pool anyway.
those coexist shirts to the right of my screen bug me.
FFF's: Fake Friends Forever= the best kind to have!
Doogie who? NFC!!!!
Hi Bradi!!!
I didn't know Megan was a stoner chick...well, that's cool =)
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 4, 2008 - 1:48pm.
How sad, Pammy. Some bioengineered baby kitten embryos will take that hag-face right away!
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Gawd I hope not!! The only reason I like Pammy is cuz of her work with PETA.
NPH kinda creeps me out
Cindy Crawford still has it for sure
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Pammy is smart. That face has aged tremendously in the past few years.
Petra looks horrible!
Cindy Crawford is a genetic freak....bitch....lol
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Miss Priss on August 4, 2008 - 1:52pm
I don't not like her either.
She's a stoner chick.
- Doogie rawks!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I'm sorry, but Megan Fox is really hot. She looks thicker, was it for that movie role? Well, it suits her. She doesn't look like Angeloonie 2.0 all bony and shit.
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Petra Nemcova- ugh I used to feel sorry for her and that tsunami episode but as time went on I see as nothing more then a FAME WHORE!
Megan Fox- I liked her better pre-plastic surgery
Pammy Anderson- Disgusting when will she go away?
Lainey Gossip- I'm 100% CONVINCED she gets paid by the brangelina camp fuck HYPOCRITE. ugh can't stand her dumb ass
I expected to see more pics of Chace and Zac at "The chicks of the Teen Choice awards" -- NO FAIR.
Actually, the guys (nominally speaking) are here...
http://popsugar.com/1839486
And the real scandal... Ed Westwick was there, too.
If he finds out that Chace is running around with Princess Zac... watch out!
How sad, Pammy. Some bioengineered baby kitten embryos will take that hag-face right away!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Pammy Anderson has banned close-up shots of her haggard face
...yeah, unm, that actually was MY idea, mmkay?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.