Monday, August 4th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
All kinds of hot: Doogie Howser in leather - Towleroad
Bettie Paige she ain't! Petra Nemcova needs to remove the clip-on bangs - Hollywood Tuna
The chicks of the Teen Choice Awards - Popsugar
Cindy Crawford is still a hot piece in a bikini - Egotastic!
More leaked pictures of Miley Cyrus' prostitot pout - Just Jared
A tour of Chris Brown's tattoos - Cityrag
Megan Fox also babysits - IDLYITW
David Beckham's big stick. Okay, it's really a board, but I like the word "stick" better - Lainey Gossip
Pammy Anderson has banned close-up shots of her haggard face - Hollywood Rag
Ceiling Eyes and Horsey Montag are fake friends (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Neil looks divine! We have been best buds forever!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Fuck. NPH being gay is a travesty. Why couldn't he at least be bisexual so I don't feel so weird dreaming about him. You're so selfish, NPH!
(He looks hot as hell in this pic).
Cindy will be beautiful even at 100 yrs old
*Eyeroll at Teen Choice Awards*
You know, these parents are so fucking anal retentive about this gullible generation of drooling teenagers who need a "positive role model".
Let's count how many of these hosebags would be considered good role models, eh? Miley Cyrus is a cocktease for "Jesus". Vanessa Hudgens posted naked photos online and has a shit attitude. Kim Spunk in the Trunk Kardashian? Are you fucking kidding me? The milestone of this silly cunt's career was a "mysteriously" leaked sex tape!
I think parents, the media, etc are too braindead to differentiate amongst popularity and actually being a good role model. Just because you're popular doesn't mean that you're a healthy influence for children and teenagers.
I sound like a mother, but considering the people who actually WATCH the Teen Choice Awards, those are the people who take these asshats seriously.
Audrina Patridge is making an appearance at my local mall. My sister works there allll day and has to put up with the delusional yuppies. Sucks to be her!
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
why'd she have to ban close ups? paps weren't bright enough to figure that shit out on their own? any one with half a brain would not WANT to be all in her fug mug anyway. anytime you wonder if people are stupid....again proof is readily provided
BTW close ups on Phoebe Price...ban
close ups on Pete Doherty...ban
close ups or any pics of Amy Winehouse....huge ban!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I was wondering how long it was gonna take for Pam to finally ban close ups in one form or another.That bitch is to' up from the flo' up. Yeesh.
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More leaked pictures of Miley Cyrus' prostitot pout
I actually watched that whole video and laughed. I'm probably gonna get killed now. Plus, I've seen waaaaaaaaaaay worse pictures of 15 year olds.
The Luke Perry comparisions are spot on
NPH is so dreamy.
Make sure to check him out as Dr. Horrible!!!
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 4, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I agree with you and I also like the Drunken Stepfather precisely because he is so absurdly over the top. Basically every post is completely offensive, but in such a ridiculous fashion, that it becomes humorous. I could be absolutely wrong, but his site seems more overtly satirical than a site that is actually condoning or promoting racism/misogeny/etc.
I loooooove NPH.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
Did anyone watch Pam Anderson's show last night? I caught a glimpse of it here and there, but I was bored to tears.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Sensimina: I don't knnow I think Drunken Stepfather is a misogynistic PIG but maybe I've been reading to much jezebel *shrugs*... I've never been to those other websites you mentioned...BUT to each their own.
He is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
OMG had a dream about him last night! I dont remember anything about it, but it was totally out of nowhere.
Ew.That pic of Miley is nast.That looks JUST LIKE man chowder on her belly.Ugh.I just grossed out myself!
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Haha, am I the only one that thinks Drunken Stepfather is hilarious? I mean, I wouldn't date the guy, but I find it far less creepy than the guys who write Hollywood Tuna (gross, wtf?) and IDLYITW. At least DS is kidding when he creeps and pervs out, but the guys at those other blogs are jerks in their everyday demeanor.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Doogie is packing! Yowzaaaaaaaa! Tongue unrolls onto floor and drools.
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Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
Jesus. Drunken Stepfather is Canadian? I knew there was a reason that I should leave here.
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Come to me. I want to plough you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas time.
I just saw a picture of Miley Cyrus' younger sister in Us. There is NO WAY that Billy Ray's wife isn't blood related to him, because those are some fucking inbred looking children. I started hearing Dueling Banjos when I saw that fucking picture. She'd better enjoy being famous now because she does not have the looks to continue on in the business. She's going to make Britters look like Elle McPherson in a few years.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Well, I guess if Miley's parents don't mind a plethora of dirty old pedos drooling over her on the daily then it must be ok.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 4, 2008 - 3:05pm.
When did NPH start channeling the quasi-hot?
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I think it's when he started hanging out with Harold and Kumar.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
When did NPH start channeling the quasi-hot? I can't help but to always think of him as that nerdy teen doctor, but I applaud how he's handling all this coming out madness.
If Ang can't babysit, I'd settle for her glorified doppelgaenger, Megan Fox, to take her place.
Pam Anderson has been busted for quite a while now, actually. Sad to say.
But Cindy Crawford will forever be hot to me.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Miley is one cheeto away from a trainwreck.
Doogie Howser and MK should date.
Just an idea...
OMG! Before I even read the article on NPH, I was thinking "he and Anderson C. would make a great couple."
LMAO
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I love you
at least pam knows she looks like a trainwreck. maybe still drinking and doing boatloads of drugs post-hepatitis wasn't such a good idea, no?
Pamela Anderson needs to disappear into some crackhouse and get the fuck off my TV screen. She is NOT hot anymore, and her disgusting pornographic promos for her desperate reality show make me sick. She's an old, washed-up cartoon of herself, and it's pathetic.
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Neil Patrick Harris is Hotty McHotterson, as far as I'm concerned...I don't care that he's batting for the other team. That man is dirty sexy.
I think to pull off those Bettie Page bangs they have to match not so much your face as your personality. That Nemcova chick just looks dumb and as though she's trying too hard in them.
Doogie is totally channeling Luke Perry there.
GOD I wish NPH was straight. I watched him in that "Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog" or whatever it was called and I died a little bit inside knowing that he is on the other side of the fence. He has a lovely voice and he has that wonderful scruffy look. Damn!
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Snarkley, maybe that's Nick Jonas's calling card.
Damn. NPH looks fine. It's nice to see a dude without ridiculous and random tats all over the place like every other hollywood douche seems to have these days.
Submitted by CeeCee on August 4, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Uh, that pic of Miley Cyrus in a bikini (the second thumbnail in the link)...she has something on her stomach. Doesn't look like water, either
I noticed that too, I just attributed it to my dirty mind. ;)
He reminds me of Chris Masterson in that photo.
(the one in military school in Malcolm in the Middle)
Submitted by Hairicane on August 4, 2008 - 2:20pm.
What's a ten head?
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LOL! six more than "FORE".
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
NPH is the hotness. He's a great actor, and he handled his coming out in a most dignified manner, IMO.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Uh, that pic of Miley Cyrus in a bikini (the second thumbnail in the link)...she has something on her stomach. Doesn't look like water, either.
What's a ten head?
Submitted by Snarkley on August 4, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Heh. heh. I love it when people use the word "clowns."
I love Pammy for the money she gives to help save animals, but in other news, she's also the HEADMASTER of CLOWN COLLEGE.
His forehead is not nearly SO large in this picture. It must be cuz he's frowning. Cuz he gotta TEN-head, fersure.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
He DOES look like Luke Perry!!
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 4, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Neil Patrick Harris looks really good. The grungy, scruffy look becomes him well.
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NO. He looks like Luke on Beverly Hills 902whatever, with hair and a bigger nose. Not a single drop of interest here.
Submitted by Hairicane on August 4, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Exactly! They're pea-size brains and huge egos won't let them admit they look like clowns and instead of fading away gracefully, they continue to become more and more ridiculous. ;)
I'll be interested in watching Cougars. I'll be looking for the moments when the guys say they want to do "it" with the lights OFF. And then scramble the heck out of the room as soon as daylight breaks.
LOL. ITs gonna be good times.
Neil Patrick Harris looks really good. The grungy, scruffy look becomes him well.
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Submitted by Snarkley on August 4, 2008 - 2:10pm.
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We're starting to have beautiful times, Snarkley!! Finally, the hands of time have caught up with celebutards and no amount of injecting, cutting, buffing, or make-up is going to hide the fact that they cannot remain eternally youthful, and therefore, are just like the rest of us. AVERAGE. Can you imagine their tortured little brains as they try treatment after treatment to look 30 again?
Hey Pammy got herself some cutlets! Or are those old already?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by Robertoooo on August 4, 2008 - 2:07pm
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disgusting. but funny name. did you get it from WATER BOY?? I saw that movie, too. about 38 times so far. I love Vicki Valencourt.