So Long, Playgirl Magazine
Playgirl, the magazine exclusively for homos, is shutting down and going all-web. Media Bistro (via Gawker) reports the January/February 2009 issue will be their last. After that, you can get it all on their website.
Where will I get glossy pictures of Photoshopped peen?! When I was 12 or 13, I stole at least 6 issues of Playgirl. My friend's mom worked at this one liquor store where they sold it and she was usually too wasted to notice me stealing it under a Cosmo mag. It was like Christmas looking at all the sausage. I think I got a few paper cuts on my tongue from it.
Oh well, at least we'll always have this terrifying cover of Kato Kaelin. Win a date with Kato? Did a suicide kit come with the prize?
Below are some other hot vintage covers of Playgirl. Lorenzo Lamas forever!!!
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I did a spread for them back in the late 90's.Someday soon I gotta' fall back into the gym full blast.I miss lookin' like that.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 4, 2008 - 12:10pm.
OK, anyone who wants to see Kato Kaelin in any sort of nakedness, needs to check themselves into the nearest psychiatric facility.
Amen, Sister!
Submitted by Salem13 on August 4, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Playgirl, the magazine exclusively for homos, is shutting down and GOING ALL WEB.
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Theres...porn on the...internet? when did this happen?
lol. Who knew? Al Gore is going to be p.o'd that his invention is being used for such filth.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
My mom had a subscription practically my entire childhood.. the dude pics didn't do it for me, so when my mom wasn't home I used to look at the porn ads in the back and rub one out. haha.
Submitted by Newportjoey on August 4, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Martha honey, they didn't sell it in Indiana because all the gay 13 year olds left to hustle in Chicago and Cleveland.
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Holy shit, you're right. All three of the gay boys in middle school (you know, the ones you knew were gay even before you knew what being gay entailed) moved to either Illinois or Ohio. I can't believe I didn't see it before.
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Hi5.
Shady.Carli - snap. What does that mean though?? These are questions for the time and it also means not focusing on the bad news.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 4, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 10:11am.
Thanks. Don't forget to wear you haz-mat suit when you perform the crotch-hex.
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Nothing but--one can never be too safe!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
orange kato.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 10:11am.
Thanks. Don't forget to wear you haz-mat suit when you perform the crotch-hex.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Shady.Carli on August 4, 2008 - 1:11pm.
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I think I told you this before,my BabyGirl's name is Carly!!
She is ten,and I have a five year old son,Robert.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Martha honey, they didn't sell it in Indiana because all the gay 13 year olds left to hustle in Chicago and Cleveland.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
SHIT! I was going to get Aphid a subscription for her upcoming birthday!
Now what do I do?
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Submitted by Triscuit on August 4, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Shady.Carli on August 4, 2008 - 1:03pm.
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Yeah but WEIROD sounds so much funnier!
how ya been,Bitch?♥
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Wink, wink! Same ole shit, diff day...hows about you? I have missed my D-Listed sluts and a-holes so much! Ahh, what a sweet day! =)
From one weirod to another...much love! =)
I looked at a Playgirl b4 and all the snausages kinda grossed me out~! Would rather look at naked chicks; they are much prettier. LOL!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 4, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 10:04am.
*runs and grabs Wonky McValtrex VooDoo doll and recites a spell while lighting incense and sticking pins in the doll's abdomen area*
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Could you also sew its mouth shut while reciting a hush-hex, please?
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Absolutely, as soon as I'm done reciting a protective shield-hex over the crotch area.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I can't believe Travolta was featured. What a joke. After seeing him kiss his kids "manny" on the lips, I refuse to believe he does the sexy with wife Kelly Preston.
OK, anyone who wants to see Kato Kaelin in any sort of nakedness, needs to check themselves into the nearest psychiatric facility.
I'll always love them for the naked Brad Pitt pics.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I can just see little MK perving over the FIRST Zac Effron.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
What are all the 12 year old gay boys gonna read now? Cause we all know, those were the only people looking at that shit. I prefer hardcore male on male gay porn from the shops an 8th avenue and 22nd. Wait, did I already click "post comment?"
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"Maybe we should think about canceling the press junket."
- Irv Richards (VOTE FOR HIM)
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 4, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Wow, MK.
I was never so nervous when I walked into the convenience store and bought my first copy.
Well, I guess I was pretty nervous when I bought my first pair of pantyhose.
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I STILL get nervous when I buy pantyhose!
Anygays, I have never once seen this magazine in all of the gas stations/convenience stores in Indiana. I've been jipped!
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Hi5.
LOL. Pass!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 10:04am.
*runs and grabs Wonky McValtrex VooDoo doll and recites a spell while lighting incense and sticking pins in the doll's abdomen area*
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Could you also sew its mouth shut while reciting a hush-hex, please?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Playgirl, the magazine exclusively for homos, is shutting down and GOING ALL WEB.
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Theres...porn on the...internet? when did this happen?
It IS Kato Kaelin! I thought that guy was OD'd by now! ICK! ACK! ROLF! BLECH! Ouchie! Boohoohoohoohoo! This thread is not fun at all!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Wow, MK.
I was never so nervous when I walked into the convenience store and bought my first copy.
Well, I guess I was pretty nervous when I bought my first pair of pantyhose.
Submitted by Shady.Carli on August 4, 2008 - 1:03pm.
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Yeah but WEIROD sounds so much funnier!
how ya been,Bitch?♥
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
oops, I just barfed all over this thread
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." - MK
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 4, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Ugh, first Morgan Freeman... now this.
Fucking bullshit, God. What's next? Paris Hilton's knocked up? Curses!
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Don't say that! Don't even think it!
*runs and grabs Wonky McValtrex VooDoo doll and recites a spell while lighting incense and sticking pins in the doll's abdomen area*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Oh for crisssakes! Now what? Gotta go dig up that issue of Cosmopolitan with Burt Reynolds on the cover.
Oh, no. MK, you'll just have to lick your monitor now.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Well, its time has come. Nowadays, gay dudes can get their porn legitimately
SHIT~! "Weirdo" I mean. Ack!
When I was in art school in 1980, we had ONE female nude model but no males. Our class was instructed to go out and buy a Playgirl to sketch from.
I always wondered why the dix were limp.
It never did much for me.
Well, Play-BOY magazine always seemed to ring my bell...and I am a straight female. So, explain that one...I guess I am a weirod? Possibly.
Heehee Michael K, you are so right. I don't know any women who bought this.
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Just goes to show you that Kato Kaelin will cause a good thing to die.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Noooo! Lookinh at Playgirl was part of every Freshman girl's initiation into college!
NOOOOO!!!!
*sticks rest of self in oven*
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Heck I just find out about this magazine & it's gone LOL
Ugh, first Morgan Freeman... now this.
Fucking bullshit, God. What's next? Paris Hilton's knocked up? Curses!