Monday, August 4th 2008

So Long, Playgirl Magazine

Playgirl, the magazine exclusively for homos, is shutting down and going all-web. Media Bistro (via Gawker) reports the January/February 2009 issue will be their last. After that, you can get it all on their website.

Where will I get glossy pictures of Photoshopped peen?! When I was 12 or 13, I stole at least 6 issues of Playgirl. My friend's mom worked at this one liquor store where they sold it and she was usually too wasted to notice me stealing it under a Cosmo mag. It was like Christmas looking at all the sausage. I think I got a few paper cuts on my tongue from it.

Oh well, at least we'll always have this terrifying cover of Kato Kaelin. Win a date with Kato? Did a suicide kit come with the prize?

Below are some other hot vintage covers of Playgirl. Lorenzo Lamas forever!!!


Posted by: Michael K


Duuude! I totally stole that issue with Antonio Sabato when I was a freshman in high school. It was great company until I found other boys in high school that also like to play with other boys.

Aunt Bea's picture

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 5, 2008 - 12:46am.

LOL ok good. I'm not alone....I feel the exact same way

Khensu Hetep's picture

Aunt Bea, you're not alone.

I'd actually never look at a Playgirl to get off, because the male body...eh...well, the flacid penis looks dreadful. I don't know if these men in here have erections, but I don't like looking at naked men otherwise.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Aunt Bea's picture

Am I strange for never having opened a Playgirl?

Khensu Hetep's picture

I only know Playgirl even exists because of Peter Steele's schlong. I heard it's pretty big.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

z-listed's picture

Why is Kato Kalin even still HERE???

He has made a career out of spending the night at someone else's house, for fuck sake. It just happened to be the night OJ killed his wife and Ron Goldman, but come on, Just who and what is he anyway??

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letinstar's picture

i used to get playgirl in the mail for my gay guy roommate...the best issue is the one with peter steele from type o negative...
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angel_i's picture

OMG is there still Ponderosa??? LOL!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!

Mr. President's picture

angel, that was awesome. I'll have to take her out to (not PONDEROSA!!!) lunch if I'm ever in Moncton again.

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angel_i's picture

PS. Mr. Pres - did you LOVE your gift from joe_shmoe or what?!?

I wonder how Erica Jong felt about sharing a cover with Kato Kaelin. and also, Um...mebbe if they found some GENUINE beefcake for the covers, it wouldn't have to go online.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!

Mr. President's picture

A couple of centuries from now, when a future Edward Gibbon is penning his 'Decline and Fall of the USA", that Kato Playgirl edition will be listed in the bibliography.

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parkrangerpete's picture

is he drivin a white bronco around naked?

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boomsy's picture

Maybe it's just me, but I gave into curiousity and clicked the link to the site. Ain't doin' a THING for me...that's totally for gay men.*

*Disclaimer: No offense intended in the above statement...

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I see several beat me to it, but I was going to ask why Peter Steele's issue wasn't included. It's hotter than all the others shown!

Kato looks like an aging Oompah-Loompah.

Gaaaaaah

Puggles's picture

I had to LOL @ MK reading a magazine 'for women', do you read Cosmo too MK? Oops you do lol.

R.I.P Playgirl magazine, hopefully it will do better online...

Genevieve's picture

Ew Ew EW, you just made me lose my lunch. Warn me when Kato is going to be 1/2 undressed on a page next time!!!
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Sayonara's picture

I have never purchased a copy of Playgirl, but I do know of a guy who purchased a copy of the magazine because he was a fan of the centerfold.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I finally checked out their website.
Shocking to see hard dix!
Even more shocking to see the term Jerk Off.
I think I prefer the relative innocence of the soft peens.

boomsy's picture

Everyone last one of them looks NASTY; people actually PAY to see that mess?

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shandi's picture

Brian Austin Green looks like a dork on that cover.

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Every once in a while I just have say THANK YOU MK for making me laugh. I'm not talking about just snickering, but all out LOL. You are one phunny phag.

TheBreakdown's picture

They obviously were targeting the wrong market after all these years.

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Stock Broker's picture

zzzzzzz.....

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Submitted by dustbunny on August 4, 2008 - 2:41pm.

The one and only Playgirl I ever owned was with Peter Steele. MMMMMMMMMM. perfect name for the photo spread. I even showed my poor grandmother.

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madam s.'s picture

Imagine my devastation that I've never had the chance to lay my eyes on this cultural gem of a publication.

dustbunny's picture

Let's not forget The Hottest Men of Rock issue! featured Peter Steele of Type O Negative. He reused to show the Peen unless it was hard. He was the first Hard Peen ever in Playgirl.

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de Cosmos's picture

Yes, we do have Playgirl to thank for publishing the pap pix of Brad Pitt Nude.

His lawyers got the issue pulled off the shelves, but it was too late.

HaHa!!!

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by misstia on August 4, 2008 - 2:19pm
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Anything worth discussing, seeing as I missed that particular issue?

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misstia's picture

don't forget their issue with brad pitt's peen in it! i got a copy of that as an 'investment'....might be a good time to sell it!

Triscuit's picture

Ya know what..I wanna know why thids douch face Kato ever got "famous"?
Cause he lived with a fucking murderer?
scary.

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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"

I never saw a single issue of Playgirl in stores. :( If I did, I'd buy every issue.

Chirio's picture

so...ummm what kind pose is Kato doing in 1996. or what is the name of that pose in 1996?!! rofl for the "Lorenzo Lamas forever!!!" hahaha genius

Shady.Carli's picture

Dr. Funk - We won't rat on ya! I promise. Issue # and date, please? Gotta see you. Better yet, post a link. Makes it easier on all of us. =)**Waiting and tapping fingers**

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Never a fan of this magazine.
I guess their ass tax was to much to handle.

I wonder who won the date with Kato though.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 4, 2008 - 1:41pm.
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Dude.You are fucking KILLING ME over here!!!!!!
lmfao

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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 4, 2008 - 1:39pm.
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chicken.

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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Myself and my girls used to steal Playgirl from 7-11 before they moved it behind the counter. I think that shit scared me for life, penis' being posed in certain ways is just odd to me. And all the men bore resemblance to Fabio in some weird porno romance novel type way (this was late 80's/early 90's, yes I know I started young thats how white trash does). Unfortunately when I started experimenting with boys all my Playgirl dreams were shattered when I discovered most guys dont have big dicks.

'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
George Michael

kdracofan's picture

bleh

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Submitted by Triscuit on August 4, 2008

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I'd love to tell you which issue...but I'm a LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN these days.Can't help 'ya.

DR.FUNK's picture

I remember my mom & all her recently divorced first generation of single mom crew buying the mag.(the 70's) They would pass the mag around while sipping wine & contemplating the finer points of JIM BROWNS' uh..."philosphy on relationships".Of course I would walk in on this & be shown out to back yard PRONTO!

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 4, 2008 - 1:29pm.
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What copy/year etc..?
I wanna see who loves MK as much as I do.
Kidding.I'm just a perv.

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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"

DR.FUNK's picture

Ohhh the wise guys start sniping from the bushes.;->

No...I did'nt show "no no hole".(MK's description)
Just package & the sickest set of abs ever.The abs have since gone on (permanent?) hiatus.Like I said gotta fall back into 2 a days.

day shift stripper's picture

"Win a date with Kato!"
"YUPPIES: NUDE SECTION"
Shaquille O'Neal and David Schwimmer under sexiest men

Oh man, I can't stop laughing.

"Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one. Who do you pick?"

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Submitted by Triscuit on August 4, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Shady.Carli on August 4, 2008 - 1:11pm.

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NO, dude! I would have remembered that! That is awesome! =) Bet she is an absolute beauty; one in a million, that little Carly! =) XOXO

Submitted by carefreea on August 4, 2008 - 12:15pm.
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I have no idea what it means...maybe I am 1/2 gay? Never been with a chick, though. I like men. I just find the ladies to be...shall we say....erogenous? I don't know...I am strange. I have an extra rib and an extra vertebra...a tail, if you will. Guess the 1/2 gay falls in there somewhere. LOL! =)

NotsoAnonymous's picture

Some boys collected baseball cards...
some collected PLAYGIRL...
some saved both.
I wonder where my baseball cards are?

Mel-Tang's picture

Dr. Funk...you miss lookin' like Kato Kaelen?
lol

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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 4, 2008 - 1:21pm.
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Didja spread you butt cheeks?

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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"

NotsoAnonymous's picture

It's apparent that the demise of PLAYGIRL was the November 1996 issue... with Brian Austin Green on the cover.
The banner in the lower right corner...
PLAYGIRL on the INTERNET
We got it up for you!

Triscuit's picture

These comments are exactly why I come to this site(and for The Hottest Slut Alive of course)because I feel like you all really know me...cue the sappy music....LoL

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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"