Justin Timberlake Might Host The Oscars
Say those six words when you get to the gates of hell and you'll immediately be ushered to the VIP section.
I think it's pretty effin' disgusting that the producers are even considering allowing this douche bag host the Oscars. How long are the Oscars? Like 15 hours? Imagine sitting through 15 hours of Justin Timberlake. There isn't enough booze and drugs on the planet to get you through that.
A source told The National Enquirer (via CM) that the producers were impressed with Justin after watching him host the ESPY Awards. They thought he was "naturally funny." And methinks the producers are "naturally high."
They also think Justin could bring in a younger audience. The source went on to say, "Justin is more than a singer, he's a song-and-dance man - and turned in a performance (at the ESPY Awards) any comedian would envy. Our first question was, 'Can we get him?' Justin does it all, and knows how to work a star-studded audience." Song-and-dance man? Since when is this douche Gene Kelly?
This may be the perfect time to end the Oscars awards show. It's been a good run, but it's time to call it a day the minute you start to consider Justin Timberfake as a host. Instead, they can hand out the awards in the parking lot of Bob's Big Boy after Sunday buffet brunch.
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Billy, Whoopi, Ellen or Chris Rock but please no Justin Timbershit
I'm already laughing hysterically at the thought so evidently JT must be very comedic.
I will probably bail like Judge Judy during the quake though....cya bitches!
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...whatever.
Ohhhh my favorite sluts: The host is going to be Ryan Gaycrest. They are only mentioning JT as a possible person, so that when they pull him and announce the Gaycrest as the host, America will feel they did us a favor -- meanwhile all they are doing is replacing cow dung with bufallo dung.
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Word! JT is an obnoxious, "aren't i so funny?" , smug, narcissistic, attention whore. In my personal hell, he and Ashton Kutcher would be the only guys left to fuck. Yuck!
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Submitted by ronnyk on August 4, 2008 - 11:55am.
Take your JT dildo out of your ass.
This is the OSCARS. Not the fucking ESPY awards or the fucking Teen Bitch awards.
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Submitted by tmchugh on August 4, 2008 - 10:07am.
OMG people!?!?!!? Did any of you see the ESPY awards? He was excellent, I watched it multiple times and loved more each time!!
EAZZZZZZZY on JT. Before you start doggin him, watch the ESPY's and then decide!! You peeps are brutal....
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Please God No! That douche is WAY too full of himself. I guess i wil not be watching (for sure) if he's hosting.
Was Ryan Secrest unavailable????
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So why are we all here again?
Awww Jeeze!
Timberlake, douchebag?? I don't think so.
He is the real deal, he is multitalented and I believe he would do a fine job as host of the Oscars.
Ugh his voice is girlier than david beckham's- PASS.
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Submitted by MAD on August 4, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Justin Timberlake - while talented - is no where near in the same league as people like Whoopi and Billy Crystal who are LEGENDS of comedy. Especially when it comes to films and the Academy. He's A HIP HOP MUSICAL ACT PEOPLE - what the fuck is the world coming to!!!!!!
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Hip Hop my arse! He even give Pop music a bad name. I don't like him!
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I forsee a beatdown in someone's future if this bag of laundry host the Oscars. No, I don't really watch the show, but if I were to tune in I don't want to see this jerk.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I would suffer through the oscars for stephen colbert
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
Submitted by kat on August 4, 2008 - 3:19pm.
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL! That's, like, the THIRD one. He is really, really an unpopular choice. Next!
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Someone PLEASE take this "the biggest douche bag in the world" away!
Why is everything skank and douche bags?
I just don't see the appeal.
Who's top will he tear off and then say OOPS - wardrobe malfunction.
won't be able to hear who wins over the screaming teenyboppers. I like JT, not for the OSCARS.
Take your JT dildo out of your ass.
This is the OSCARS. Not the fucking ESPY awards or the fucking Teen Bitch awards.
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Submitted by tmchugh on August 4, 2008 - 10:07am.
OMG people!?!?!!? Did any of you see the ESPY awards? He was excellent, I watched it multiple times and loved more each time!!
EAZZZZZZZY on JT. Before you start doggin him, watch the ESPY's and then decide!! You peeps are brutal....
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Are they kidding? This asshat can't even host a Tupperware Party.
Justin Timberlake - while talented - is no where near in the same league as people like Whoopi and Billy Crystal who are LEGENDS of comedy. Especially when it comes to films and the Academy. He's A HIP HOP MUSICAL ACT PEOPLE - what the fuck is the world coming to!!!!!!
They don't make stars like they used to. I think it should be a legend, like George Clooney would be a good pick, or bring Billy back (love him!)
These producers need to stop drinking Boone's by the truckload when Whoopi Goldberg is available and the perfect host.
That's all.
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I agree with Sienna, TwoDrink, Salem, YourMom. Stephen Colbert would be great. Conan O'Brien was great at the Emmys, too.
Come on. Is EVERY comedian busy?
Next year they'll probably be hosted by Ryan Seacrest. *shudder*
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OMG people!?!?!!? Did any of you see the ESPY awards? He was excellent, I watched it multiple times and loved more each time!!
EAZZZZZZZY on JT. Before you start doggin him, watch the ESPY's and then decide!! You peeps are brutal....
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
This is an abomination. He has little to nothing to do with the movie industry. True, Johnny Carson didn't either, but this douche is just too much.
Tom Hanks should host. THAT would be fun!
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I FUCKIN HATE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. HE IS A NO TALENT, EGOTISTICAL, BOOTLEG RIP OFF OF 'OFF THE WALL' M.J. PIECE OF SHIT.
only in America do people call the shit he spews 'music' while the rest of the wold laughs.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
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More PR hype bullshit to get people talking.
So obvious. His audience will have to get special permission to stay up late to only fall asleep watching the Oscars.
Who cares what a bunch of industry insiders ("the Academy") vote for. At least with the SAG awards, it's actors voting for other actors. Next up, fix the Tony's, same problem. Show sucks because a bunch of old conservative farts make the nominations.
Fucking_Classy: Oh lordy, I am obsessed with that story, but the American media TOTALLY swept it under the carpet. There was like one story about it when I googled "Greyhound murder"! It wasn't mentioned in the news here in NYC at all. Found out about it through another blog.
I thought I was immune, but just reading the article made my heart beat faster and the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. That is a true horror story.
Vomit. I'm so sick of JT. He's so in love with himself. He needs to go away for a few years.
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 4, 2008 - 11:49am.
Stephen Colbert would be great also Conan O'brien would do great, anyone see when he hosted the emmys?
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I'd watch the Oscars for the sole purpose of seeing Colbert if he hosted!
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I thought he was hilarious on SNL, but that does NOT mean he can host a show.....this has to be a weird rumor.
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Other than having a FEW good songs (that are ONLY good because either Timbaland or Pharrell produced them), this guy doesn't have a whole lot going for him. He's entertaining in concert, but he's by no means a talent of legendary proportions. His presence at the Oscars would be a slap in the face for anyone who takes the acting "craft" seriously. Do you really think Dame Judy Dench would want this punk ass handing her an Oscar?
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Stephen Colbert would be great also Conan O'brien would do great, anyone see when he hosted the emmys?
Fuck this shit. That asshole hosting the Oscars?
This is holy ground. It's the gay mens Super Bowl. I don't want to see that douche bag at the Oscars. Give me Whoopi or Billy or someone that's funny and not a stuck up bitchy bottom.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
GREAT...
This will ensure that I TRULY won't watch the Oscars...
This would probably be the end of his career if he chose to do them.
Thats all he would from now on then...host shit...
not good.
Submitted by yolie on August 5, 2008 - 12:35am.
Fucking_Classy:
The link you sent has the victim's myspace page. Looked like a dork, but still so very sad.
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Yeah, I know. Dude was my age. So fucked up, being killed for no good reason in such a brutal way.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 12:32am.
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I understand. Fucking mau-mau land, the world we live in! And just the other day, this 17 year-old british girl was stabbed and cut to pieces by some wacko here in Brazil, people are still trying to gather all the body parts. But they caught the cretin who did it.
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well, the AA's have gone to hell anyway so who the hell cares who hosts it
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Fucking_Classy:
The link you sent has the victim's myspace page. Looked like a dork, but still so very sad. There is an interesting video from the link of a witness account. Unbelievable.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 4, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Ah well, at least no one else was hurt and they were able to catch the crazy man. It could've been worse.
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Yeah, but not much. It's a little touchy for me, but not very - I hate violence and weird violence is even worse. The attacker has glowing reviews about what a wonderful guy he was up until that day. Just so weird.
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This poor Canadian guy only just preceded the guy cutting off the head of his girlfriend in Greece and walking around the town with it then running over two nurses in a stolen police car whilst someone else got hit in the jaw from a police firing after him which had ricocheted....
Back to this Timberlake chap... disaster. Get someone that can actually entertain! Whoppee Goldberg did it best. Lord, don't let them use a lame, manufactured DOUCHE!
--thanks awfully--
Ah well, at least no one else was hurt and they were able to catch the crazy man. It could've been worse.
(I'm trying my best to see the bright side here. This is all so brutal, so sad. Sorry if I upset anyone with this =/)
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 4, 2008 - 11:21am.
Off Topic, but still talking about godawful news... anyone heard about the man who decapitated some kid in a bus in Canada?
Well, turns out the guy had the time to cut some of the kid's flesh and eat it, too.
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Gah! That I DIDN'T hear. Straight out of a horror film, right there.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on August 4, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Off Topic, but still talking about godawful news... anyone heard about the man who decapitated some kid in a bus in Canada?
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YES! I saw that!
Scary shit!
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Fucking_Classy:
Yes!!! I read the article and was horrified by it. I can't wait until they get his psych report in! Thanks for the update, so sick and sad!
Off Topic, but still talking about godawful news... anyone heard about the man who decapitated some kid in a bus in Canada?
Well, turns out the guy had the time to cut some of the kid's flesh and eat it, too.
http://www.nationalterroralert.com/updates/2008/07/31/man-decapited-behe...
...Yikes.
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