Monday, August 4th 2008
What Did Stepford Katie Wear To Rehearsal Yesterday?
Yup, here's another post featuring the saddest robot in the world, Katie Holmes, going to rehearsal in NYC yesterday. Isn't this exciting? Unfortunately, she's not wearing my favorite pegged jeans. Instead, she put on this depressing ensemble.
Bitch looks like she should be down at the river scrubbing Tommy Girls' skidmarks out of his silky panties. If this doesn't say "laundry maid," I don't know what does.
Can't wait to see what the robot wears today! Maybe she'll shock us all by actually looking hot. I'll seriously eat a healthy salad for lunch if she pulls that off. And salad makes me dry heave. I can only eat that shit if it's covered in blue cheese dressing, shredded cheddar cheese, Bacos and Gardetto's snack mix.
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Submitted by angry mom on August 4, 2008 - 11:48am.
why the fuck does anyone have the audacity to call her a style icon?
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Er, I missed the memo... WHO exactly called her a style icon?
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She almost has Britney line-backer neck.. Yikes! I hate to say that, too, cause I kind of like Katie, but shit! Don't clinch your jaw bones to much.. Neck muscles bad!
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why the fuck does anyone have the audacity to call her a style icon?
I actually like the shoes but I'm a sucker for flats. I can't help but be a bit sorry for her. I don't understand why she would sign her life away like that, did she honestly believe she would be a big star cuz she married tommy girl?
She needs an intervention, STAT!! The "Save Katie" campaign is failing.
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Hey, that robot stole my outfit from 1987.
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Ugh. It's so painful. It's like she's tryna remember what it feels like to be young. Ugh. She needs to get her hair back - that'll help, I'm sure.
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she looks like one of the theater dorks for my high school years. i bet during breaks at rehearsal, she sneaks around the back of the theater and smokes clove cigarettes.
She looks like her battery needs to be recharged.
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Not only does she have cankles, but she has the veiny Wonky feets going on. Blech.
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I absolutely hate the shoes. Hope she didn't pay too much for them.
please no not a cropped leggings comeback under a dress. I already DID the 80's.
I swear if neon anything comes back I will snap like I work at USPS!!!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I agree Stoney....nasty cankly legs....
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Surely she is addicted to some form of prescription medication. I watched an interview with her the other day, after thinking everyone exaggerated about her, but no - actually scary, brainwashed robot.
She has the worst cankles known to man. Talk about one calf heavy bitch.
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