Monday, August 4th 2008
What Did Stepford Katie Wear To Rehearsal Yesterday?
Yup, here's another post featuring the saddest robot in the world, Katie Holmes, going to rehearsal in NYC yesterday. Isn't this exciting? Unfortunately, she's not wearing my favorite pegged jeans. Instead, she put on this depressing ensemble.
Bitch looks like she should be down at the river scrubbing Tommy Girls' skidmarks out of his silky panties. If this doesn't say "laundry maid," I don't know what does.
Can't wait to see what the robot wears today! Maybe she'll shock us all by actually looking hot. I'll seriously eat a healthy salad for lunch if she pulls that off. And salad makes me dry heave. I can only eat that shit if it's covered in blue cheese dressing, shredded cheddar cheese, Bacos and Gardetto's snack mix.
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I wear long pants in summer, but that's because I don't feel like shaving my legs most of the time.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Is she dressing like this on purpose? F**king ridiculous. It's 100 degrees in NY. Put on shorts you homely bitch.
plain to see... another victim... hope the money is worth it
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yip, I agree. . .I bet she's wishin' she'd done Batman about now. . .about last month actually!
Mad money was ok. . .not great - not awful, had a couple laughs. the cast was great - diane and the queen and Ted . . . all great folks. too bad the movie didn't measure up to the talent.
altho' . . .on the dress/leggins/outfit mz bot is wearing. . .I think she's dressed for comfort.
I mean, isn't she going to rehearse all day? if so, I'd wanna be comfy hanging around doing that shit all day. I think she's such a cute kid.
MK cracks me the hell up. . .I been reading this blog for years and I swear he is awesome and wicked funnnnnEEE. Just wanted to say that - I read every day and usually don't comment much but I really appreciate the blog and MK's hysterical, special view on things!! CRACK ME UP!
...see this is what happens when you forget to have your metamucil smoothie...she looks sedated and constipated....either/or....
she will wake up when she is 40 and realize what an arse she was to fall for the crap sciencreeptology lawnjockey fed her.....career my ass!!!! She prolly praying she didn't marry that prancing lawnjockey with the numbers the DARK KNIGHT is pulling in....fucks to be you Katie-bot!!!
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She looks good in that dress. I saw her at millionaire persoanals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""yesterday. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
She nothing more than a "kept women" now
I got a $20 bet that this play will be shut down within 3 months of opening.
I always wondered what the "walking dead" look like...now I know.
When she's in her 40's, if not sooner, she's gonna wake up one day and realize how much she missed being married to the gay mafia.
She really should re-negotiate her contract with The Church of Scientology.
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She looks like she's glad to be trolling around NY by herself. When she met Tom she couldn't wait to move into his mansion and be Mrs. Cruise.
Submitted by AmyWino on August 4, 2008 - 9:37am.
I don't get it! I thought Katie Holmes was skinny! Her bottom legs look like cankles! Or is it the leggings and flats making her look like that?
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she is skinny. she is just bottom heavy- thick, unshapely legs...
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I pretty much cant stomach Katie Holmes she is nothing more then an expensive whore. At least true whores are not afraid to be what they are, this one tries to pass herself off as a caring mother and wife. She would be even more irrelevant if she was not 1/2 of the freak show she calls her 'family'. Her LAWYER daddy helped LEGALLY whore her out cuz the price was right.
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she must have been in a rush and grabbed Fake Pregnancy Dress: First Trimester and not realized it until she left the house
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I would say baby bump too except that she had the same pooch at that soccer game with the whole clan a couple of months ago... probably just leftover skin from having Suri.
(praying, please, please don't let her bring another alien baby into that effed up situation!)
I don't get it! I thought Katie Holmes was skinny! Her bottom legs look like cankles! Or is it the leggings and flats making her look like that?
HOLY FRIGGIN' BABY BUMP!!!!!!!!!!
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her outfit looks very Melrose Place-ish.
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Katie-Bot must be kicking herself for passing on the Batman sequel.
Yeah, "Mad Money" was scary brilliant. Good career move.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 4, 2008 - 12:11pm.
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Nah, her legs always look like that.....her legs may be long, but they are not nicely shaped.
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oooohhhh .. that's too bad then. The leggings certainly don't help then. they accentuate thick calves.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on August 4, 2008 - 8:49am.
Those swollen calves and cankles make me think,
100% pregnant, as well !
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Nah, her legs always look like that.....her legs may be long, but they are not nicely shaped.
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
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I hope that she shows more expession on stage than she does on the street.
She should smile and show her appreciation for even being noticed and having the photog use precious film on her scowling mug.
Katie, Posh called and she wants her pout back cuz it doesn't go well this frumpy look.
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At least she is wearing leggings those are in style for someone her age.
At least she is wearing leggings those are in style for someone her age.
Aw! Poor Katie-bot. She looks like she sold her soul to CO$ in return for a career and the deal went sour...on wait...she did, and it did...careful what cha wish for Katie girl...
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Everyone is always going off on how skinny this bitch keeps getting...I don't see it....she has one of the weirdest/frumpiest bodies Ive ever seen
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 4, 2008 - 8:48am.
I have absolutely no sympathy for Holmes. She knew what she was getting into with this marriage. As the old saying goes: Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.
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She is knocked up and wearing shoes from The
Amy Winehouse Collection.
Submitted by FreudRage on August 4, 2008 - 10:28am.
Umm, it's not cold in New York City right now. What's with the black sweaters all the time? She's hiding something.
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Track marks, no doubt.
It's the only way she get through the nightmare of being imprisoned by Tommy and his CULT w/out drugs.
I'm amazed she doesn't have a CO$ babysitter handcuffed to her.
Those swollen calves and cankles make me think,
100% pregnant, as well !
otherwise ... I'd kill to have long legs like hers. Too bad she can't dress nicer.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 4, 2008 - 11:32am.
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Thank you for that clarification, Momus. :-)
What I should have said was...she married Tommy Girl for all the wrong reasons (her and a million like her, to be sure).
I know someone posted the link to this story once upon a time, but here it is again...most interesting stuff...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160192,00.html
I don't particularly care what people do with their lives, really -- provided it follows the "an it harm none, do what ye will" creed -- but I was really creeped out by the proposition of Cruise "auditioning" actresses to be his next bride. Even granting that KH is dumber than a brick shithouse, she had to have known SOMETHING about what she was getting into...and even if we go a step further and say the poor little angel was duped by the Big Bad Tommy Girl, one night alone with this freakazoid should have told her all she needed to know.
Yet still, she stays. Through obvious misery, career suicide, and everything else, she still stays. To the potential detriment of her CHILD, she still stays.
That's why I have no sympathy.
Oh, and on a different (related) topic: can someone please tell me what the appeal of Tom Cruise was in the first place? How in the hell did he become a "sex symbol"?
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Are there any other girls on this thread who remembers that we used to rock these outfits in the late 80s early 90s and you can go to ANY Compagnie Express store (before they sucked) and get these look? What will she resurge next, Culats?? No joda!!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 4, 2008 - 11:42am.
She reminds me of my friend's mom. She would come in while we played Street Fighter 2 on Super Nintendo and she'd say we were wise because there's nothing but kidnappers and STDs outside.
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Fun! Maybe that was reverse psychology? But, truly, if she looked like that, I doubt it.
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She doesn't look pregnant, just depressed and trapped but hey ho, when the GMD is your husband and you're not allowed to tap the gardener/cook/other household staff, wouldn't you be?
She reminds me of my friend's mom. She would come in while we played Street Fighter 2 on Super Nintendo and she'd say we were wise because there's nothing but kidnappers and STDs outside.
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the look on her face in the first shot seems to say .. aaaaaahhhhhh shhhiiiiiittt.... guess I'm going to be on Dlisted again tomorrow ...
you know that she reads DListed. of course she does.
Somewhere, Posh is shaking her bobble head and crying over her edamame beans, wondering where she went wrong.
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She looks at least 50.
PREGNANT! 100%
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 4, 2008 - 8:28am.
She wanted this life...now she can live with her choice. Would it REALLY have been the end of the world if she'd had Suri Hartnett -- I mean, Suri CRUISE -- out of wedlock? Really?
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She did have Suri out of wedlock. She married Tom several months after Suri was born.
I think Suri looks more like Chris Klein than Tom Cruise.
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Isn't she in her 20s? She looks like she's about 40! All the vitality has been sucked from this girl
She wanted this life...now she can live with her choice. Would it REALLY have been the end of the world if she'd had Suri Hartnett -- I mean, Suri CRUISE -- out of wedlock? Really?
Sorry. No sympathy for her at all. >:(
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The Jackie O sunglasses cannot help this fashion disaster from the Trollsen Twins Gothic Collection.
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Umm, it's not cold in New York City right now. What's with the black sweaters all the time? She's hiding something.
Hmm. I just saw pretty much this whole outfit in Target's "What's Happening Now" section for backtoschool tweens.
While looking at those pictures, I wonder, is she happy, does she regret this marriage?
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I thought she ditched Catholicism for Freakentology, so why is she dressed for the nunnery?
I used to love her but seeing all these pics of her recently makes me sad. Poor, foolish, money driven robot :(