Not Morgan Freeman!
FUCK! TMZ reports that 71-year-old Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car accident in Mississippi late last night around 11:30. The one car accident happened near Ruleville, Miss.
Morgan was airlifted from the scene of the accident to a hospital in Memphis, TN. TMZ claims booze was not a factor in the accident.
What is going on with the cast of "The Dark Knight"? It's like there's a dark cloud around them. Hurry! Get Aaron Eckhart, Michael Caine and Gary Oldman into the safe house!
Ugh. I just need Morgan to tell me in his velvety voice that everything is going to be okay.
UPDATE: A spokesperson for Regional Medical Center in Memphis told TMZ that Morgan is in serious condition. There was an unidentified woman in the car with him. Her condition is not known. State troopers said Morgan was talking when they arrived at the scene last night. They also said his car went off the shoulder of the road and flipped over.
UPDATE II: Morgan broke his arm and shoulder, but he's expected to make a "good" recovery. Thank God!
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"Submitted by Sheeps on August 4, 2008 - 7:17am.
PSL: The reports mention no alcohol and a female passenger; that suggests to me he was driving. And yes, I really think old people should not drive. Myself included, when I get old in a few ye--in a long time."
There are classes you are asked to attend in California (or at least in my area) if you're over 55 to help improve or check your driving skills. Many senior facilities host these classes not to single someone out, but to help insure other drivers that a particular person is still capable of handling a vehicle.
And way to jump to conclusions. Accidents do happen.... look at Shia LaDouche.
Submitted by Victoria on August 4, 2008 - 8:06am.
I pray he recovers....
and SHEEPS...you are without compassion. How very sad for you.
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Victoria, we dlisters are notorious for engaging in gallows humor as well getting right to the point. (See Mike, the first response.) Sheeps is a compassionate person; Sheeps only said what most of us are probably thinking.
You, too, are a compassionate person.
All of us care what happens to Morgan.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Ok Sheeps....yeah, I think once people hit over 60, they should be tested YEARLY for their license...some old people look so fucking scared when they are driving- that is so dangerous!
And no, you may not look for my safety switch....or are you trying to feel up everyone here?
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Submitted by Victoria on August 4, 2008 - 11:06am.
I pray he recovers....
and SHEEPS...you are without compassion. How very sad for you.
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I think that was very compassionate advice.
I will add that they should prolly not receive bj's while they're driving, either.
Get better, Morgan. We love you:)
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
PSL: The reports mention no alcohol and a female passenger; that suggests to me he was driving. And yes, I really think old people should not drive. Myself included, when I get old in a few ye--in a long time.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
oh no!!!! I love him!!! hope he is ok!!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on August 4, 2008 - 11:02am.
This is why old folks should be driven or stay home. Particularly at night
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ha! big deal, it was just a joke what Sheeps said, get over it, guys!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Damn first Elizabeth Taylor, then Bernie Mac, and now Morgan Freeman wtf?
Victoria, Sheeps is hardly a man without compassion....this must be your first time at this site.
sheesh...
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
DeeDee: Me too. I love that movie.
Oh crap, there's already video available of him in a casket:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp0-yDJAtWQ&feature=related
Alas, I guess that I too am without compassion...uh, this is dlisted, right?
but how's Miss Daisy doing?
I keed I keed, I love me some Morgan, he spoke at my college and he was just cool. Get better soon, because no one can play God!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Not the king of all Choco Bears! NOOOOO!!! If he's not OK, I swear to god, I'll burn the arsenal of Reggie Bush photos I own and never look at another Choco Bear again! Noooo! This can't happen.
Spoiled,
I have been a Morgan fan since the Electric Company days also.
http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs14/easy-ec.jpg
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The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
Submitted by Victoria on August 4, 2008 - 10:06am.
Jesus, you 'tard, get a sense of humor.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Callan on August 4, 2008 - 8:02am.
He wrote The Gulag Archipeligo about the Soviet Union's political prisoner concentration camps for dissidents. He won a Nobel prize for literature. He lived in Canada until the fall of the Soviet Union.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I pray he recovers....
and SHEEPS...you are without compassion. How very sad for you.
Oh no. This is not good. Morgan Freeman and Bernie Mac with pneumonia. Prayers for both of them!
oh yeah, he played GOD in Evan Almighty, Quite disturbing to me. Other than that what a good movie.. Hope he is well! *has weird look on face*
*still has weird look on face*
*goes to smoke cause I feel weird now*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Sheeps, does it say he was the driver? I may have missed it, I'm still half asleep.
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Oops, excuse the double-post.
@ Kizzy: Your avie never fails to make me laugh out loud. xD
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Hi5.
I've seen "Shawshank Redemption" a hundred times. Get busy livin' Morgan!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
By the way, I love this picture of Morgan. It's like he got a glimpse of Brooke Hogan's mangina, and is trying to hold the vomit back in his mouth.
If he was airvacked to Memphis he's probably at The Med. That's right down the street from me. I'll do a "get better Morgan dance" from my balcony and maybe it will reach him.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
This is why old folks should be driven or stay home. Particularly at night.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
@ Momus the Sarcastic
Noooooo.......? Lol, I'm ashamed to admit I have no idea who that is.
Noooooooooooooooooooo. ;-;
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Hi5.
Noooooooooooooooooooo. ;-;
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Hi5.
No matter what, Morgan will always be Easy Reader from "The Electric Company" to me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkwCynNm18c
Oh no!!!! Best wishes for a speedy recovery. One of the best actors to ever hit a stage. I've loved him ever since Sesame Street & Electric Company.
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Submitted by Callan on August 4, 2008 - 7:55am.
I hate to tell you this but another great pepaw has passed: "Nobel laureate Alexander I. Solzhenitsyn, the reclusive icon of the Russian intelligentsia and chronicler of Communist repression, died Sunday. He was 89." (LA Times, Aug. 3, 2008)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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mike - lol, shame on you for making me laugh in this thread.
hoping for the best.
justice,
Get "Moll Flanders" !!
GIG,
I like ya and all, but i'd cut a beetch for Oldman!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
OMG NO! - Sending happy & positive thoughts to you.
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 4, 2008 - 9:55am.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 4, 2008 - 9:46am.
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Oooo I'll help Aaron Eckhart hide.
Oh who am I kidding? I'll take that sexy pepaw Michael Caine.
Right? why Morgan? Why not Paris in a horribly disfiguring and sterilizing accident?
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
GD it, take Wonky instead! Take Wonky instead!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I have reason to believe that Morgan Freeman is, in fact, God. So, he'll be okay (I hope).
Between Paul Newman and Patrick Swayze both being sick, and Robert Goulet passing away, I don't think my icy heart could take another beloved pepaw tragedy. I mean, I'm still feeling the effects of Phil Hartman's murder.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 4, 2008 - 9:46am.
Gary Oldman, you can hide at my house.
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Ha ha! Not if I get my mitts on him first. *cue lustful urge*
Strangely, I have just watched a load of films with Morgan in it in the last two weeks. The Contract, Dark Knight(twice), Wanted (twice cos I fell asleep the first time) and Kiss The Girls...
Morgan, my very best wishes to you my good man.
--thanks awfully--
NO NOT MORGAN FREEMAN. Shit, Fuck what the hell not someone I actually like.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
George Michael
Submitted by mike on August 4, 2008 - 7:44am.
Whatever is going on, it's gotta involve some double-crossing, Ashley Judd, and a sub-par script.
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Well, according TMZ, an identified female is involved somehow. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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Get well, Morgan. We miss you already.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Hahhaha mike!
In all seriousness, I hope Morgan is ok.....I love that man.....what a great actor...
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Oh no, be okay Morgan!
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Oh shit, he better be OK. Was LaDouche driving again? I mean I love the douche, but if he hurts Morgan freeman he better move outta the country
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Positive vibes to you Morgan!
Gary Oldman, you can hide at my house.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Nooooooooooo! Please be ok Morgan!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Oh crap :( I hope he's okay.
Whatever is going on, it's gotta involve some double-crossing, Ashley Judd, and a sub-par script.