Monday, August 4th 2008
Morning Wood
Eva Mendes' banned Calvin Klein commercial. It's just a little nipple! And what the hell is going on in this commercial? Does she have really bad cramps? - Guanabee
Bernie Mac is not on his death bed! - Celebitchy
Who hasn't sucked face with Adam Levine? - I'm Not Obsessed
Vadge goes back to Michigan - A Socialite's Life
Botox does a body good - SOW
Jakey Poo won't be a Christmas bride - ICYDK
Troll Dupri won't let a little thing called "almost getting shot" interfere with his partying - Mollygood
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None of these clips want to work :(
I bet you it isn't that bad. I bet you it's cliche and trying too hard.
What has Eva Mendez done recently? Can she be bothered keeping her clothes on? For like two seconds?
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
"Does she have really bad cramps?"
I did not know a post-op tranny could get really bad cramps.
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Submitted by bernstar69 on August 4, 2008 - 11:58am.
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Thank you for that - I was curious:)
Just so you know - as someone who was raised in a sexually open environment, Gerard Butler wading in the ocean still causes me to fan myself:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 11:44am.
Because thanks to years of Catholic school education, dirty=FUN. I figured if the nuns went crazy every time we talked about it (FYI, we were taught -- in the 1990's, mind you -- about evolution as the "alternative theory" of creation, about abstinence-only programs being the only sex option...and every time we had a dance, if the nuns felt you were getting too close to the boy you were dancing with, they had NO problem sandwiching themselves between you), it HAD to be something worthwhile.
I'm sure if I was raised to believe that sex was just that -- sex -- I'd be like, "Oh look, a titty. Who wants a muffin?" Instead, I see a picture of Gerard Butler in the ocean, and I think of thoughts that involve me, him, latex gloves, a bottle of baby oil, feather dusters, handcuffs...
*fans self*
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i'd like to cover Eva's face with a new carpet and put a coffee table in the middle of it. Maybe a side chair with afghan, too.
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Submitted by bernstar69 on August 4, 2008 - 11:26am.
I may be in the minority here, but I *like* the fact that sex is something dirty and forbidden, to the point that we get all riled up about a nipple.
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Not being sarcastic - Why?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Eva Mendes is so annoying. Shitty actress, and always looks exactly the same all the time in every role.
"Curvy" woman. Har har. Eva lost weight a while ago and now is about as thin as everyone else, not that she was ever thick anyway.
I may be in the minority here, but I *like* the fact that sex is something dirty and forbidden, to the point that we get all riled up about a nipple.
It'd be boring and staid if it weren't... :-)
The rest...zzzzzzz...
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I didn't see any nips...CK released some kind of statement saying she was a perfect rep for a curvy woman in america-hence the new line of underpants...wtf ever-that hot bitch is skiiiiiinnnnnnyyyy. I am so bored/sick of the fashion world.
Bernie Mac, YOU summamabitch!
*note to self, rent Kings Of Comedy again*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I dont see whats the problem with the eva mendes commercial..I remeber my summers in Colombia and seeing hard core brazilian porn at like.. 2 in the afternoon.
I still can't figure out exactly what she was trying to sell. If it will make my face all scrunchy up like hers, then I don't want it anyway
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Damn, I'm trying to watch this Eva M Fuckery you all are speaking of, but it is taking Foreva to load.. argh! *does pirate shape w/ hand*
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I do believe she has cramps. That's what I do when I have cramps. MK - how could you know such a thing?
I don't understand why it's ok for women to go out with camel toe and half a shirt but if they expose the slightest hint of nipple it's suddenly erotic. WTF?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
LMAO @ the statement "Botox does a body good" Yeah, but what about her scary ass witch face.. *shuders*
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
of course Salem13, but you'd think she'd at least ACT like she would raise the baby......for the first few months......
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
It kills me to say this, but, that dress Nico is wearing is fucking GORGEOUS!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
That commercial was a bad acid trip. I don't get that woman's appeal.
Eva looks hot but why is she always naked?
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
For somemone who was so desperate to have a baby, why doesn't she stay the fuck home with it for a while?
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I like Nicole Kidman...but come on you don't really think she FULLY raise that kid?... Gudalupe will.
For somemone who was so desperate to have a baby, why doesn't she stay the fuck home with it for a while?
Eva Mendes has saucer nipples- I saw them in "We Own The Night"
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!