I'd Still Hit It
Leonardo DiCaprio is currently sunning his FOPA in Ibiza with his friends including Lukas Haas. Leo's girlfriend, Bar Rafaeli, is on vacation in the South of France. Some seem to think this means the two are broken up. Personally, I think taking seperate vacations is the way to go. You have to look at your main bitch enough as it is. Do you really want to look at them in the light of day while they're half-nekkid? Well, only if they're paying.
Back to Leo, was this bitch every HOT hot? I guess he used to be hot in that "twinkie with a pre-ejaculation problem" kind of way. He was never one of my favorites. I think I always knew he would grow up to be a smelly-looking, bloated twat. He probably belches during sexy times. Even worse, he probably keeps his ankle socks on!
With all that being said, I'd still hit it on a sinking ship. Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
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He is so H O T I want to LICK THE SCREEN.
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With all that being said, I'd still hit it on a sinking ship. Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
MK hit one out of the park! LOL!
IN A HEARTBEAT!
He was cute when he was younger, just how I like 'em. Now, not so much.
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I love twinks! ;)
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Thank you for having Patsy Stone as your avi...LOVES!!!
I think what makes him hot is that he can act, but other than that nope not really doing it for me nor has he ever. I hated all those dumb sluts who had those pictures of him all over their binders and lockers in school. Ugh. Up until I saw him in the Aviator, I hated him. Luckily he's with Scorcese now.
He looked pretty good at the Oscars a few years ago but he has the fat gene. He'll only ever be good looking if he works out, which he obviously doesn't. He's always "squishy" looking.
leo and his pasty bloated body was never hot...he's always looked one chromozone away from "special"...
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Leo was never a smolderer.
He was 'hot' for about a hot minute.
Then puberty ended, beer & chasing mannish waifs took hold and what Nick Carter was to The Backstreet Boys, Leo was to Teen Beat and school girls.
But Bar is definitely a step up from that Brazilian tranny GieserElle.
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Btw...when did Leo start flying private? My understanding is he insists on commercial flights.
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"Africa is sexy and people need to know that." Bono
Gangs of NY started it for me. But the Departed and Blood Diamond sealed the deal. It's not just the hottie factor that gets me, but the fact that he is talented, smart about film choices and seemingly not full of bs, or himself.
Btw...if you like the DiCaprio/Scorsese combo, Shutter Island and a Teddy Roosevelt movie are in the works.
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"Africa is sexy and people need to know that." Bono
LD lost all the hot; he's a Greek car dealer now on vaca w/the grandkids.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 4, 2008 - 11:45am.
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The Basketball Diaries was a good film, but shit...what a downer it was at the same time!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
heehee Bradiful! No doubt....
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
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parissucksliterally on August 4, 2008 - 12:45pm
The Depahted.
i pick up the accent after watching it.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Sheeps, "The Departed" is GREAT...in fact, I have had it on as background when it is on.....great cast, great movie....Leo is really good (I agree about Titanic, didn't see "The Beach", but loved "Basketball Diaries")
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Sheeps on August 4, 2008 - 12:31pm
My friend bought it for me, why I have no idea, it took me forever to crack it open, now, it's in the frequent viewing pile.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I haven't seen "The Departed" but enuff of you have raved about it that I should. I always had the feeling he was kind of playing the same character--himself--whether it was Basketball Diaries, Romeo & Juliet, or Titanic. I thought he was lousy in The Beach.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Yeah, an environmentalist who takes private planes everywhere he goes.....(rolling eyes)
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
I think he is one of the best actors in Hollyweird right now. Martin Scorsese thinks so as well. With that said I think he is totally cute but I HATE the smoking. It's the worse kind of pollution and he is an environmentalist!
omg!
i went to visit my aunt in camarillo about 3 months ago
and she said that leo has a holiday house near where she lives
so we went there and posed infront of it lol
(only infront of the black gate cuz there was surveilance)
saaaaaaddddd
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Submitted by xultar on August 4, 2008 - 10:59am.
if you hit it you'd bounce off.
Hahahahahahahhahahaha! Joey cracked sup...Good one xultar!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
He looks a lot better now than when he was all scrawny like in the Basketball Diaries. I never thought he would get meat on him!
Apologies: I keep adding extra letters to the end of my words today - pregnancy brain!! I have a Master's degree and can spell!!
MK you are seriously "whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed" if you questions whether Leo was ever hot. He is beautimous. So he has a paunch? No biggie, Papi. You can overlook that...
Hit that and don't hate.
I love Leo, and not in the "ooh, he's my pretend husband" girlie way. It's his role in The Departed (even though I now think Blood Diamond is his masterwork) that gives him my love.
Lookit the way he's looking at that pap camera..."this is why I'm hot...this is why I'm hot..."
Plus he's dating a model named Bar. Bar! Yeah he's gonna have a little beer belly then; the Bar is constantly on his mind!
He's too young to have a middle-age pot belly.
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Looks like a female-to-male post-op.
My vote is HOT.
And if you don't agree, go watch Romeo + Juliet again.
It's not like South France and Ibiza are that far away...
Your Mom, yes...he was sleeping in the janitor's closet at school.....Mike Seaver took him in.....what a guy.....lol
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 4, 2008 - 9:57am.
Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 10:52am
I liked him on Growing Pains, The Brad was on Growing Pains too.
Leo doesn't bother me so much, I saw The Aviator and I liked it but was much more interested the other cast members and who was cast as who.
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Wow, I remember him on Growing Pains! His name was Luke and he was homeless. Don't ask me how I remember that, though.
He doesn't really bother me, either. I was more a fan when he was doing the earlier more independent stuff, but he's a good actor and Scorcese's boy. It sucks that Titanic was the film to catapult him into stardom, because that movie sucked ass, IMHO.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
if you hit it you'd bounce off.
He looks like my redneck cousin, who is thicker than Oprah's waist. Ugh yuck.
@Bradiful.. OMG I LOVED the Aviator.. Such a fantastic movie.. Now I must ditch work to go home and watch it. Oh fuck it, I'll just watch it at work, not that I'll work while I'm here anyways. lol.. Nice name drop by the way!
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Your Mom Ate th... on August 4, 2008 - 10:52am
I liked him on Growing Pains, The Brad was on Growing Pains too.
Leo doesn't bother me so much, I saw The Aviator and I liked it but was much more interested the other cast members and who was cast as who.
The Departed has made me a Leo fan in training though.
I like the kitchen scene as a poster mentioned earlier and still don't know if her baby's daddy was Leo's character or Damon's. Damon's character had E.D. in the film.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
"Dad's dead! Dad's dead! Dad's dead!"
LOL!
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Before I go...an epiphany.
We fix Leo up with Jennifer Aniston. He obviously likes the beachy Cali girl type, and she needs a manly man for a change.... so that works. She'll whip him into shape and he'll wipe that douchebag experience completely from her memory. Win-Win.
Hey...if I can't have him, I'll give him to Jen.
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"Africa is sexy and people need to know that." Bono
Still hot. Sure, he could do a crunch now and then but I'd hit it in a heartbeat.
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Dad's dead! Dad's dead! Dad's dead!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
"Where's Arnie?"
"You can't find me!"
"Momma I want hot dogs!"
"Big boy's gonna wash himself!"
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 4, 2008 - 9:47am.
He has always had that jacked up hair.
He's half Italian and half German, btw.
(oh crap, am I going gayloonelle for Leo?)
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BB, you had a crush on Leo back in the day, didn't you? :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Not even with Sienna's meat folds.
Last good movie he was in was "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".
"Say thank you Gilbert!"
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
I get nostalgic about Leo. But back during his Arnie Grape days until up to about Marvin's Room, which was the movie before Titanic.
He wasn't really hot, but he had a great look. Kind of like Eddie Furlong.
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 4, 2008 - 9:43am.
Submitted by loozer on August 4, 2008 - 10:35am.
Shame on all of you for wanting to hit that mentally challenged Arnie Grape. That's just not right.
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LMAO @ Arnie Grape.. Always sticking grasshoppers in mailbox holder thingies.. he's a dirty lil bastard. Take a bath ARNIE!!
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Arnie's eating the cake!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I have never been impressed with him as an actor or as a person.
He's shallow, mediocre, and a hypocrite.
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true - he's been working some retro 'dos lately. Shutter Island is set in the '50s, as was Revolutionary Road. That might explain it.
Ah well...must go move patio furniture and all potential missiles from my yard before our little storm arrives. Think we are the bullseye on this one.
But I will be back to worship Leo later.
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"Africa is sexy and people need to know that." Bono
He has always had that jacked up hair.
He's half Italian and half German, btw.
(oh crap, am I going gayloonelle for Leo?)
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
...what the... he got a perm
Submitted by loozer on August 4, 2008 - 10:35am.
Shame on all of you for wanting to hit that mentally challenged Arnie Grape. That's just not right.
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LMAO @ Arnie Grape.. Always sticking grasshoppers in mailbox holder thingies.. he's a dirty lil bastard. Take a bath ARNIE!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;