I Want To Be The Flower Girl
The News of the World (cue laugh track) claims SamRo and HoHan will become wife and wife at the end of this year in Los Angeles. Okay, this isn't the celebrity gayelle wedding I had in mind, but I'd take it. I'm still praying every day for a Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon union. This will do....for now.
This is where it gets comical. A source said that White Oprah is planning the party herself. She is putting together a lavish party to "welcome Sam into her family." Some lavish party. If White Oprah is planning it, expect no food and no entertainment, but plenty of cameras and booze. Hey, I guess that's all you need.
The source also said HoHan is shopping for the perfect mini-dress to wear during the wedding. Mini-dress? HoHan doesn't even shit without wearing leggings! Her coochie probably starts wailing when it's not covered up by lycra. And a wailing coochie during the wedding ceremony would be a distraction. And of course, SamRo plans to wear a suit and a top hat.
The source went on to blab, "They've been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends.' But they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life— so they want to make their romance public."
Who needs a wedding to announce that you like to bump naked beavers? Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned cover on TIME magazine with the text "Yep, I'm Gay!" Well, it's 2008 now, so the text will have to read "Yep, We're Gayelles!"
Here's our favorite hipster gayelles with Mark Ronson at Lollapalooza in Chicago this past weekend. Oh and I'm assuming Ray-Ban will be the official sunglasses of the HoHan-SamRo wedding. Seriously, that's all these whores wear.
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Submitted by Hysteria on August 4, 2008 - 9:28am.
she might be smelling her fingers. they both have their hands over their mouths. another theory, perhaps trying to hide beaver breath?
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Ha! Or pot-breath even.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Wouldn't it be fricken hilarious if Ali Lohan got knocked up! I'd tune in to that episode.
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Lindsay looks happy,I guess.
At least she stopped showing us her cooter.
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
@YourMomAtethTaco.. You know what? I think my mom eats the taco! just saying, me and my sis have had this suspicion, and I feel I can tell you about this, I don't know why, but something your name, just brings this talk in me out! lol
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
If it's wrong to want to be the meat in a Ronson sandwich.. then I don't want to be right.
she might be smelling her fingers. they both have their hands over their mouths. another theory, perhaps trying to hide beaver breath?
@okie:
There was something about Sam I always liked, actually. Maybe it's the way she always laughs at the paps, or never bothers tryna look good. Something earthy about her. But then, there has GOT to be something really wrong if she's into Lindsay, you know?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I agree, I feel bad for Ronson. It seems like she really likes her (though it eludes me as to why) and Lindsay is just doing this for publicity. Very sad.
I wonder where they'll register for gifts...
shoo shoo on August 4, 2008 - 9:07am.
Will Ali be the Matron of Honor?
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LMAO I hope so.
Good morning
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Never gonna happen.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I soooooo need to be in this wedding.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 9:18am.
Bitch, please.
LiLo needs to stop before SamRo gets hurt bad.
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No LIE. SamRo will go into Major DJ mode if they break up, and major drug mode, also! it will be very sad. Lilo will start w/ the dick habit again.. poor SamRo.. Weird how SamRo was creepy until Lilo started seeing her, and now we all feel for her.. but I don't care, I like Samro now.. lol
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Sadly, Lindsay looks great. Gawd, it hurts to say that.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Bitch, please.
LiLo needs to stop before SamRo gets hurt bad.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Is Ronson smelling her fingers?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
HAHA, I know her shirt doesn't say this, But Samro's shirt looks to say, "Average White Beard" That will be her new title when she marries Lindsey.. She'll be Lilo's AWB.. lol
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I have nothing against gay couples. The Nixon/Rojo thing does not bother me, but when I see these two I want to barf for some reason. Part of me thinks cause Lindsay is not really gay, just lonely.
Please, Lindsey just wants to get her hands on any money that Samantha has.. That is all.. Doesn't SamRo have money? If so, that's prob the ploy behind all this.. hmph! Shady bitch, Lilo..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
For life? Please. Who in the hell knows their ass from a hole in the ground at 21? I guess Lohan will have to design some wedding leggings now.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Will Ali be the Matron of Honor?
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.