Sunday, August 3rd 2008
Who Is July's Hot Slut Of The Month?
Please take time out from giving yourself oxygen after looking at Brangelina's twin messiahs (see below) to vote for July's Hot Slut of the Month! You have five hot sluts to choose from! We've got everything from a patient pepaw to a memaw stripper! Here are your choices:
Irv Richards - Father of Denise Richards and probably the most patient bitch on this planet
Tempest Storm - 80-year-old burlesque star and Phoebe Price's long-lost sister
Marilyn - He-she pop singer from the 80s who should have had Boy George's career
Jenni Pulos - Assistant to Jeff Lewis and probably the second most patient bitch on this planet
Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning hot slut will be announced on Tuesday. Happy voting!
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Tempest all the way!!!!
I am voting for Denise Richards' dad because he's a bad ass.. and he puts up with his skanky daughters shit...and he's one hot slut!
jenni fo sheez
Tempest!!! All the way!!
I want Peepaw Irv to win so he can afford to keep getting his eyebrows waxed.
Yay Irv!
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I think you should take Jenni down and put Jeff Lewis up because he is a hot drama bitch on that show.
Jenni should get a shot when next season returns. Jeff reaks of narcissism, superiority, ungratefulness and fluffiness. so he should be nominated.
HOT PEPAW ACTION! you bitches better vote for my man, Irv. anyone named Irv HAS to be a HSOM!!!
Write in vote - LAPD Chief. The statement he made last week about the skank trio was priceless.
Tempest is TIRED and needs to retire immediately.
The flame went out long ago on this old skank.
Her stage name should be Flame Off.
It's Irv, father of a perv, for the win!
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Irv does positively ooze distinguished older foxy man from every pore. Mustn't be swayed by looks alone. 80s' pop underdog Marlyn gets my vote.
Choices choices... Hmmm, i'mma gonna go with Tempest Storm. Irv's a close second.
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Marilyn - He-she pop singer from the 80s who should have had Boy George's career
Wow, how did I miss that she-male action? Marilyn all the way!
Jenni Pulos is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
five counting both tempest storm's tempest storms?
Submitted by Sheeps on August 4, 2008 - 12:28am.
Vote for Marilyn: Gavin fucked him before Gwen. Why do you think Gwen churns out all that ugly Harajuku shit?
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Hey me too! For much the same reason - but not nearly so detailed.
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Sorry it's Tempest. No competition.
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I voted for Jenni, because I saw Jeff Lewis on Chelsea Handler's show, and anyone who can work with him deserves every accolade possible.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
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I vote Irv
You just know he's gonna blow one day
Vote for Marilyn: Gavin fucked him before Gwen. Why do you think Gwen churns out all that ugly Harajuku shit?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 3, 2008 - 8:43pm.
WRITE-IN VOTE: Prince(ss) Chunk (aka Powder)!
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HELLZ yeah momus!
I voted for the old dude (cause the chunk was not on the list) because I can envision him singing show tunes everytime his wretch of a daughter starts cussing and bitching. I pity the dude. I've only seen 10 min. of the show and I can't belive this dumb skank thinks she is heightening her image in any way.
my two cents.
and the bangelina thread is long and scary looking.
another penny.
:) xoxo and goodnites to everyone
tempest storm ftw
ME!
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Denise Richards got her looks from her Dad, he's a good looking man.
Who's the fifth one?
Tempest. 80 and still strutting her "stuff" -- she deserves it.
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Irv SEEMS sweet but obviously he's not all good since we all know he carries demon seed.
Irv doesn't need a vote he needs a kick in the jewels. Or a slap with a dead fish.
It's a tough choice between Tempest and Marilyn...
Hmmmmmmm...
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Surfing the apocalypse.
WRITE-IN VOTE: Prince(ss) Chunk (aka Powder)!
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Vote for IRV!
How did someone so sweet like Irv raise such a uber cunt like Denise Richards?
Tempest because she can walk on her own red carpet.
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Papa Richards FTW
I'm sorry but even Mother Theresa doesn't have the patience of the IRV.
I peeve the denise but gotta give it to the irv.
If he wanted to give a swift kick to ass or bitch slap, you totally know she'd be locked in lawsuits with him. Poor Irv, atleast he has another daughter.
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OT- More Hannah monhooker photos have been hacked
again with that dumbass face
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Tempest, because I'm sure she provides her own curtains to the show, even when she's stunningly naked.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Tempest Storm please.
Yeah, not enjoying the selection...Sorry...My vote is none of these hot sluts are worthy of such a title...MK, please understand, how prestigeous this award is...I mean, where is doll house dude? Ok (or was he last week's news but he's permanent hot slut material)...
Nowhere are there freakish chi-chi's. Nowhere are there dudes assaulting pic-nic tables or bicycles, no cholas...There's not even a midget porn contender...I'm gonna have to go with some G'Mama shakin' her 80 year old chi-chi's as the obvious winner...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Let's not reward the people who tolerate and enable crappy behavior, PLEASE.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
Tempest. Trannies, doormats and dads of sluts are a dime a dozen. How often do you see an 80 year old ginger memaw stripper?
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IRV IRV IRV!!!!!
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Irv Richards FTW.
Marilyn... just for the fact that he crashed Geldof's "band aid" recording
Damn, this is a hard one. I want to vote for Irv b/c he puts up with that hag of a daughter. But he's partially responsible for bringing her ass into existance. I love Jenni cause she puts put with alot of shit from Jeff, so she gets my vote.
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Marilyn should be HS b/c he was effing Gavin Rossdale before Gwen. I'm still shocked by that!
Irv Richards is a *very* close second.
WThell MK, I'm surprised you didnt put the twin messiahs as a last minute entry on there.
Anyways I voted for Tempest.
Tempest....for that hair color alone!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Irv. I'm sad miyavi didn't win last time.. (sniff yo)
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE