MY EYES!!!!!!
Quick! Grab a piece of paper and stick a hole through it. Put your darkest sunglasses on, stand at least 10 feet away and carefully look through the pinhole to feast your eyes on the incredible and powerful beauty of the twin messiahs! Then you must immediately get on your knees and worship your computer screen. They can see you, trust me.
I'm sure emergency rooms everywhere will be at full capacity soon due to Brangaloonies going into cardiac arrest and poking their eyes out because now they have seen it all and there's no need to see anything more!
That being said, they look like babies. Seriously, just babies. I ran home from the bar for this?!!! Yes, that was a total Brangaloonie moment. I mean, they aren't even wearing crowns! $14 million doesn't get you much these days.
And Shiloh is totally holding one of the golden twins and thinking, "I finally have someone to play with in the basement!" That you do, Shiloh.
You can also visit People's and Hello's websites to read boring quotes and shit.
Also, you better get in line to buy People's issue tomorrow. 19 pages of sleeping babies! I'm sure Brangaloonies are waiting overnight.
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Submitted by madam s. on August 3, 2008 - 10:06pm.
I venture to say that the one facing the camera on the cover is even far uglier than your average baby. It looks like Brad's drunken great, great grandfather. Old Grandad face.
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What did you expect? Kid had a turkey baster for a dad.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Angel_I
Bye funny lady I'll see you to
In the morning
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 10:17pm.
that's a great idea!... i could actually win a "LAST" contest.... i'm awake all the damn time!
OT: insert witty on-topic here
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
here we go again, but as i said, i love debate. to the young lady that i cant remember her moniker but it's late and her nickname is rather complicated, you speak of john lennon and his ability to affect change, yet i would argue with you that even the president of the united states didnt have that creative freedom. john kennedy was killed, robert kennedy was killed, and it's almost certain that barrak obamama will have our country next. the sad thing about it is...someone will try to kill that man, does he take the throne, and they may succeed. he's black, and our country is based on predjudism and hate. the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end
The two Coreys are hanging out with Pauly Shore and dramz is happening. This show is a mess.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 3, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 10:09pm.
FIRST!!... i'm kidding, i'm kidding!
ESE, we should start a "Last!" campaign and totally freak out the dumbfuck "First!" idiots.
thebiglebowski, are upi FOR or AGAINST dlisters? You have me confuzzled.
Anwyay.
Hooraw for two more crotch goblins.
Snobs! LMFAO
The two Coreys are hanging out with Pauly Shore and dramz is happening. This show is a mess.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Triscuit on August 3, 2008 - 10:07pm.
I can't try to front,I wanted to see what they looked like.
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But you came here to see them, right?
Please don't tell me you bought a rag!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by xxyxz on August 3, 2008 - 10:12pm.
I'm with ESE on the topic at hand
Meh, I don't care
i knew i could count on you!
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
Submitted by xxyxz on August 3, 2008 - 10:08pm.
NitWitty
Bye whore :(
I'm out too . I might be back later
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Bye, Ms. Nash!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
It just occurred to me too, that they just got paid for their first photoalbum. You know - the one you have to fight with your toddlers over after days of getting shots of things that actually happen. Although I do know many families that spend hours booking professional photographers and THEN fighting with their toddlers...you know, for those pictures in the living room and hallway...
It's a value frustration for me. If the world was more full of other kinds of people this would never happen. Children wouldn't be starving in the streets while people shell out cash, hand over fist, for this bullshit.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
PSL
I'm doing okay. I'm with ESE on the topic at hand
Meh, I don't care
Damnit, I forgot about the big reveal today and was not around for the unveiling. Oh well....over 500 comments, wasn't this at just 7 p.m? You guys have been busy.....
Anyway, hello to everyone. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 10:09pm.
FIRST!!... i'm kidding, i'm kidding!
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
Submitted by Sensimina on August 3, 2008 - 10:01pm.
The two Coreys are hanging out with Pauly Shore and dramz is happening. This show is a mess.
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That's more interesting than these pictures, imo.
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"Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one. Who do you pick?"
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Cute dad and adorable babe. I saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" last month. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
dlisted is the funniest most intelligent site on the web, and you, mk's loyal followers made it that way. that's why i'm dismayed when i read petty crap on this site. i may as well go to perex hilton and see a bunch of retards posting 'first'. what the hell is that??
Submitted by madam s. on August 3, 2008 - 10:06pm.
You're right. They are purposely avoiding the "UGLY' twin.
lmao
Oh fuck. I'm going to hell.
NitWitty
Bye whore :(
I'm out too . I might be back later
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 10:02pm.
i always got time for that... just don't spill my drink!LOL!
OT: lemme see... hhmmm... nah
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
I can't try to front,I wanted to see what they looked like.
I couldn't give a FUCK about Brangelina(that is the first time I ever typed that horrid,stupid word).
I did want to see them,though.
I suck eggs.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
i'm absolutely delighted that the dlisted snobs are talking to me...jeez, so i check out just jared, i dont read the comments and mk himself is not below posting a link
hi xxyz! doin well....how could I not be? I've seen "the" pictures! lol
and you?
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
I venture to say that the one facing the camera on the cover is even far uglier than your average baby. It looks like Brad's drunken great, great grandfather. Old Grandad face.
And I seriously want to vomit regarding these people.
It makes me sick to my stomache to think that these babies are important enough to get 14 million just to be born. Most people, and I mean about 99.999%, won't make that much brerad in their whole life. Its fucking stupid. I can't see why anyone would even buy a magazine to look at some infants. I know two sets of ugly people, and they had babies this summer, and these babies probably look almost identical to these two twin shitbags.
Now that would be great, to get those two babies, and somehow switch em with the wonder twins. Then put me in a time machine for ten or fifteen years and see how ugly the twins turn out. Man I wish I was a mad scientist.
Oh. Wow. Babies. Now my life is complete.
PSL
How are you tonight?
Best wishes to the children in that household, they have bigger lips on the hello cover. I hope she lets Pitt take a nap, he sure looks like he can use one, after a hot bath.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 3, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Wellllll. Can I lick some spiked purple drank off of your chest? WELL? lol *smooch*
dear peaches...no you're not wrong though i could not even begin to spell that word you attempted. i think what best qualifies, and the significant other in my life is a narcissistic quality. this comes from narcissus in greek mythology, who fell in love with his own reflection in the river and drowned. we as christians lose a lot of the lessons in religion of all sorts. that's why i'm not really a christian.
Submitted by NitWitty on August 3, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Okay, you funny hookers. Need to head out.
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Bye, silly! (and other people I've missed saying hi and bye too cuz I'm slow like that...)
(;x)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
The two Coreys are hanging out with Pauly Shore and dramz is happening. This show is a mess.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
@thebiglebowski:
Submitted by thlayly5 on August 3, 2008 - 9:46pm.
The biglebowski-
All charities, private or otherwise, are required to have paperwork for the public to look into; that way, you can research the charity you feel like donating to and know that your money isn't just lining someone's pocket.
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Or what she said:)
Also, I was saying...you know, John Lennon was a muse. He wasn't afraid to take chances. He was an artist experimenting with art when he found some things that he wanted to share on a deep level.
If you want to compare them to Elvis, maybe...or Britney. As sacrificial lambs, they kill themselves. Their lack of depth kills them.
People only get shot down if what they're doing is powerful (or if their bimbos with a penchant for assholes). We don't care enough to shoot these damn people! I don't know what fucked up fantasy it is they're fulfilling for the disturbed and the lonely but it's certainly NOT something powerful.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Okay, you funny hookers. Need to head out. :( Keep up the funny. So glad to see everyone tonight. Can't wait for winter when we're all stuck indoors and wanting to kill our families and we take refuge here. Ah, it's the little things! xoxoxoxo
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
The two Coreys are hanging out with Pauly Shore and dramz is happening. This show is a mess.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
hi, xx! and "."!... and all!
OT: yep, still not... oh, you get the point!
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
ESE, this is my first too! But how can one really pass up all these funny posters? Been so long since I've seen so many great peeps! If DA showed up, I'd just go up in a little friction fire!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by NitWitty on August 3, 2008 - 9:52pm.
hi Nitty!... just watching... i don't really get involved in brangie(gonna get crucified for not capatalizing the chosen couple's slang name)threads
OT: still not givin' a shit
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 9:41pm.
i wonder how you the people know what exactly the jolie pitts give towards charity??
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Charitable companies are not private. Their information is public, primarily, because they charitable companies don't have to contribute financially to their own communities (based on the understanding that they're already doing that as part of their charity).
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 3, 2008 - 9:46pm.
ESE, there you are, you bugger!
Rearing children is a LOT of work and most importantly PATIENCE. PATIENCE is the key to rearing a child no matter how spasmotic they are. Some children are born highly intelligent and throw fits NOT because they are retarded but because they are FRUSTRATED and don't know English (or whatever their native tongue) is enough to express their feelings.
Children (essentially) are highly intelligent from birth and it's OUR job to nurture that intelligence to it's full fruition. Some children will master math/science/history and some children will master writing/reading/arts. Don't FORCE your child into anything. It's hurful and fruitless. Let your child decide what they master and help your child the best you can with the things your child lacks in certain skills.
-But, for fuck's sake. Give your child a CHILDHOOD.
@Nitty,
"Yea, tho I walk thru the valley of loonies, I shall fear no dick"
Loonies got no dick.
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...whatever.
ESE
Just watching my Fucking ass
Get over hurrr
Submitted by Farrah on August 3, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Nite, Farrah. Missed you, honey!
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
I think Mr President will be sad that he missed the dick slapping....I'm sure he would have loved to help out...
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
@JH,
I thought it was funny but I got the crickets on it...haha. But if I made you guffaw, then my whole day is made.
You did a lovely job on the makeup for the Globs and the...errr...wolverines they will be calling mommy and daddy next week when they are able to talk.
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...whatever.
ESE, so glad you could make it. TV's having a hard time keeping up with all the dick slapping required here this evening. Notice also, Mani only popped in long enough to notice the no-no hole comments. Hmmm..
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
angel i, i had to skip forward through the negative comments to get to you. john lennon...humm, i'm not sure how you meant that comment. there were plenty of people that adored that man. just like they did elvis, but there, as with elvis, you're faced with just a man...a very flawed, lonely at times person often at odds with his own celebrity. what of jim morrison, janet, damn what's that bitches name...janice joppelin. what of cass elliot, brian wilson, freddie mercury? geniuses all, but shunned by society. worshipped and shunned at the same time. who among us would deal with that well???
@Boohoo, Farrah...
Be well. I will cholarize as fast as I can!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
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I hear ha! I thought the same thing when I typed it
FYI. It's not that painful :)