MY EYES!!!!!!
Quick! Grab a piece of paper and stick a hole through it. Put your darkest sunglasses on, stand at least 10 feet away and carefully look through the pinhole to feast your eyes on the incredible and powerful beauty of the twin messiahs! Then you must immediately get on your knees and worship your computer screen. They can see you, trust me.
I'm sure emergency rooms everywhere will be at full capacity soon due to Brangaloonies going into cardiac arrest and poking their eyes out because now they have seen it all and there's no need to see anything more!
That being said, they look like babies. Seriously, just babies. I ran home from the bar for this?!!! Yes, that was a total Brangaloonie moment. I mean, they aren't even wearing crowns! $14 million doesn't get you much these days.
And Shiloh is totally holding one of the golden twins and thinking, "I finally have someone to play with in the basement!" That you do, Shiloh.
You can also visit People's and Hello's websites to read boring quotes and shit.
Also, you better get in line to buy People's issue tomorrow. 19 pages of sleeping babies! I'm sure Brangaloonies are waiting overnight.
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TBL...
I don't believe in a million years you are a journalist....just like I don't believe TexnDoc is an actual doctor.
OT: Brangelina should be ridiculed and ostracized for selling their children to the highest bidder. They are trash with money, as far as I'm concerned.
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 3, 2008 - 10:54pm.
Hey, what's going on here? Did someone just take a dump in the pool? Oh yeah it's to be expected on an AJ thread.
Mani, there is a BabyRuth floating in the pool (obviously)...you are more than welcome to use the skimmer.
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 6:49pm.
i aplogize for challenging some guy in the midwests mental accument. i was asked to do an assignment and so i have done. i was asked to give an opinion of this site for a relatively uknown newspaper. i have met snobbery and people like you. what shoudl you like me to write about?
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For someone who makes a living through writing, you have incredibly strange syntax, grammer, and spelling. I'm just saying!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
D'oh! I am TRYING to work up the nerve to say: Hi James Haven!..this being the most holiest of holy days EVAH! But I keep missing him. Fine - I'll say it anyway - covertly, just like this.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Biggie L,
Well, gee, I am so sorry we are so below your unusally high standards. Care for a cookie on the way out the door? Or perhaps a roadie box with mac and cheese? I just made some from the purchases I made with my WIC coupons.
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kdracofan on August 3, 2008 - 7:51pm.
thebiglebowski: I am with peaches and Zomay
Dlisted Circus indeed! lol
(i hate clowns though!!!)
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peaches, sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better. Were you on the computer looking up what it could be? HAAAHAAAA I was even looking up west nile virus. How lame is that. Sorry for off topic. good night!
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@ thebiglebowski:
Did you just call ESE a snob?
Are you on crack, dear?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I hope they stay a couple long enough to keep Angelina out of the next Batman movie.
@ peaches now that I think about it they are just like bennifer, but instead of buying the bentleys, pink diamonds, and other crap they buy babies and donate to charity.
Hey, what's going on here? Did someone just take a dump in the pool? Oh yeah it's to be expected on an AJ thread.
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I know no one asked for my opinion and I have not read the over 500 comments but if everyone had the same opinion about Branjelina and her brood wouldn't it get boring?
I have enjoyed TBL's comments for a while, he is not new and although I do not believe this place is full of cliques, he has a right to say that he feels like that. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 3, 2008 - 10:42pm.
K2 -
But how long do you think these two will be a couple for? I'm just going to keep telling myself that they will be so overexposed that people will tire of them. Maybe some unsavory story will come out and wake the public the fuck up, and everyone will realize that they aren't saints. I need to keep that dream alive.
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I think a break up is inevitable. With that said, I believe they'll hang in there for as long as possible for the kids - even if they are living under the same roof but separate lives. I certainly would hope people would open their eyes to these phonies. Even Tom Cruise who looked completely idiotic doing jumping jacks on Oprah's couch 3 years ago - is still in the tabloids, still being written about and still influential. Yes, his career has tanked drastically - but he's still famous and sought out, right? I don't think an unsavory story is gonna cut it. I think a move to another continent may do the trick!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 3, 2008 - 10:47pm.
yeah, i do what i can!LOL!
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 6:49pm.
dear mr stranger eyes, um, yes my iq is right up there, but since your whole attitude is childish and juvenile i refuse to take it up. i didnt bring up my iq as a challenge but rather a bid to be taken seriously, and with idiots like you representing dlisted i'm sure the web site cant lose.
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Wait, wasn't EveryStrangersEyes the one who said she/he hoped she/he hadn't offended you? Wow, way to insult someone who was offering up the olive leaf! Way to go!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by zomay on August 3, 2008 - 10:49pm.
thebiglebowski hi! I am usually not here on weekends but I have had a wicked stomach flu.
OMG! you too! I just got over one!!! it must be going around!
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thebiglebowski: I am with peaches and Zomay
Dlisted Circus indeed! lol
(i hate clowns though!!!)
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 10:49pm.
uuummm... what?
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
Submitted by Salem13 on August 3, 2008 - 10:48pm.
How long were bennifer together before they emploded? I wonder if these two will suffer the same fate?
I always compare them to Bennifer in the depths of my mind. I always say to myself: "they're like that and worse, there's no way this can survive if they continue on like this!"
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Do you copy my me? I just farted?
My high intellect is such that I must waft my powerful foo-foo gas around in hopes of a brighter tomorrow.
Yes, I'm a saint.
Did I have twins? Nope, but if you look close enough at my turdle doves you can find a twin cornucopia. Yes. So it is written. So it is stinking.
dear mr stranger eyes, um, yes my iq is right up there, but since your whole attitude is childish and juvenile i refuse to take it up. i didnt bring up my iq as a challenge but rather a bid to be taken seriously, and with idiots like you representing dlisted i'm sure the web site cant lose. it was perhaps ill advised of me to bring up an iq, but with the clannishness of the site, i felt the need to defend myself. i aplogize for challenging some guy in the midwests mental accument. i was asked to do an assignment and so i have done. i was asked to give an opinion of this site for a relatively uknown newspaper. i have met snobbery and people like you. what shoudl you like me to write about? because frankly, your dumb ass really takes away from the site..so riddle me this batman, what good does your i.q. do you if your're people stupid???
thebiglebowski hi! I am usually not here on weekends but I have had a wicked stomach flu. Anyways, just wanted to tell you that it is not like that here. Yes there are regulars who enjoy talking to other regulars, but it really is not a clique, more like a circus.
On topic, I really like the virginal white theme.
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BigLebowski,
Well you definatly are willing to listen to What we have to say, and you value our opinions too much to be a Brangeloonie, but you're closer than we are. But you just shouldn't have started of calling us a bunch of freaks. That's not the way to bond with Dlisters. I for one have hope for you ;).
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How long were bennifer together before they emploded? I wonder if these two will suffer the same fate? I mean at this point there BOTH box office poison. I don't even consider them "actors" anymore they're just tabloid material. In fact I'm not sure what they do anymore? Angie has proven to be more popular as a breeder then an actress.
ESE..you in a Brangie thread? Hoping you haven't offended people??
Huh? I thought maybe I was in a parallel universe then I saw you had nothing on topic.
Whew, crisis averted.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
"in fact, my i.q. leads me to believe that i'm pretty damn smart indeed, but i meet resistance here. i'm pretty opinionated i'll give you that, but noone at this very tongue in cheek sight commenting seems to have a sense of humour."
I have a thought for you...
Step away from your computer and go into your loo. look deep into the mirror
and give yourself a big, wet, passionate kiss...
I frankly have a sense of humour. You have tested it mightly. If you want to discuss politics I will be happy to go to an old thread and we can discuss real fact. We should not tie up the mian page with your inane ramblings.
ROFLMFAO! How is that for funny?
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...whatever.
Ooooh, wow. Newborns. Never seen those before!
I'm amazed the photoshop didn't edit out how tired Skeletina looks. Why does she look tired, anyway? We all know the nannies are raising those kids.
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Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Phooey biggie! May James Haven be so bold as to call you "biggie"? Stop being so defensive and join in for some fun. We are not a clique. We are more of a crew and you are welcome to join in for some fun, just try not to insult anyone as these bitches are super sensitive and will slap you silly!
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K2 -
But how long do you think these two will be a couple for? I'm just going to keep telling myself that they will be so overexposed that people will tire of them. Maybe some unsavory story will come out and wake the public the fuck up, and everyone will realize that they aren't saints. I need to keep that dream alive.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 10:37pm.
maybe?!?!... 'eh i wouldn't have ya any other way!
OT: just seein' if you're payin' attention... not one yet!
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
if that was the biggest fuck up comment you've ever read than you have a lot of living to do
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 10:31pm.
dear mr. every stranger eyes,
i love dlisters..i just hate not being in the clique. it's like the eighties all over again. there is a definite snobbery going on with you dlisters which is unfortuante because it is the best site on the web. i believe i'm a pretty intelelligent person. in fact, my i.q. leads me to believe that i'm pretty damn smart indeed, but i meet resistance here. i'm pretty opinionated i'll give you that, but noone at this very tongue in cheek sight commenting seems to have a sense of humour. that is just my humble opinion because i was asked, and as a journalist, it's my job to answer such questions
My I.Q. would probably make YOUR I.Q. blush all shades of STUPID.
You want to know mine? I won't brag but it's above 150.
Yeah. Gulp that down with your stupid shake.
Some people come here to find comfort in knowing the world doesn't succumb to stupid. Yeah. Swallow it.
There is no way those twins are cuter than THIS:
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/338500/338766UbDA_w.jpg
http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/news/52.jpg
http://www.eoni.com/~neener/rabbits/1week/1week_a.jpg
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Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 6:31pm.
dear mr. every stranger eyes,
i love dlisters..i just hate not being in the clique. it's like the eighties all over again. there is a definite snobbery going on with you dlisters which is unfortuante because it is the best site on the web. i believe i'm a pretty intelelligent person. in fact, my i.q. leads me to believe that i'm pretty damn smart indeed, but i meet resistance here. i'm pretty opinionated i'll give you that, but noone at this very tongue in cheek sight commenting seems to have a sense of humour. that is just my humble opinion because i was asked, and as a journalist, it's my job to answer such questions
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1. There is no clique here. I've been here since 2005, and there is no clique. There are "regular" posters who are familiar simply because they are "regulars," but that is all.
2. Dlisted is one of the funniest places on the web. Ask the thousands upon thousands of people who visit here regularly. It may not be the type of humor you like, because it is directed against attention-whoring celebs, but it's definitely funny as hell.
3. If you're a journalist, why the need to bring it up out of the blue? You're not on the job on this site and it doesn't have anything to do with the post. Also, you would have known how to do research and would have been aware that income tax information for "charity" foundations can be found on the web.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 3, 2008 - 11:05pm.
@Biggie L
That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read. You cannot be that big of a dumbfuck asshole...
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Deb, you are quite sassy tonight but that's why James Haven loves you! James Haven is penciling your words down right now and will use those very words the next time Brad tries to tell him he's all about saving the world!
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TBL
A lot of people have said the same thing you have. It takes time. There have been problems in the past and we don't take well to people that tell us we are wrong because we don't happen to adore some celeb....
Welcome to Dlisted
I hate to say it (and I wish I could live in denial)but we will be seeing these two morons for quite sometime. They are not going anywhere no matter how much we wish them away. The papz will stay on them for atleast a few more years just to make us watch these twins grow up! And if they do eventually break up then the buzz will surround them for another few years as we watch them fight over custody!! Just face it - we're stuck with these fuckers for a long fucking time!
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 10:31pm.
i hope i haven't offended you. if you ask around you'll see i'm mainly here just killing time while drinking... you(and everyone else)can hate or like anyone they want... trust me, it really doesn't matter to me... oh, and by the way... love "The Big Lebowski"!... it's a white russian thing!
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 3, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Maybe I'm a sick, perverted individual but that totally turned me on. So, in a sense, your prose was very relevant. *wipes a bead of sweat off clit*
I wanna twin, just like the twin that married dear old dadddddddddd.
@Biggie L
That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read. You cannot be that big of a dumbfuck asshole...
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spelled unfortunate wrong...i also am my own editor thank god, or else someone else would see my mistakes before they go to print
Cute dad and adorable babe. I saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" last month. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Cute dad and adorable babe. I saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" last month. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 10:19pm.
here we go again, but as i said, i love debate. to the young lady that i cant remember her moniker but it's late and her nickname is rather complicated, you speak of john lennon and his ability to affect change, yet i would argue with you that even the president of the united states didnt have that creative freedom. john kennedy was killed, robert kennedy was killed, and it's almost certain that barrak obamama will have our country next. the sad thing about it is...someone will try to kill that man, does he take the throne, and they may succeed. he's black, and our country is based on predjudism and hate. the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end
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Blood was shed all over this country over slavery. Remember the little thing called the Civil War? Did you ever learn about the TONS of people who died to end slavery and take steps toward ending racial prejudice? To say this country is based on prejudice and hate is ignorant. Yes, there is racism here just as there is racism everywhere on earth. It is certainly not the foundation of our country. If it were, do you think that there would be a successful black candidate?? Fuck no. If anything, Obama himself is playing the race card to his advantage during this election.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 3, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 10:27pm.
lemme try it.. LAST!!... don't think it's gonna work!
OT: why did i even bother typing "OT"?... i don't know!
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♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
dear mr. every stranger eyes,
i love dlisters..i just hate not being in the clique. it's like the eighties all over again. there is a definite snobbery going on with you dlisters which is unfortuante because it is the best site on the web. i believe i'm a pretty intelelligent person. in fact, my i.q. leads me to believe that i'm pretty damn smart indeed, but i meet resistance here. i'm pretty opinionated i'll give you that, but noone at this very tongue in cheek sight commenting seems to have a sense of humour. that is just my humble opinion because i was asked, and as a journalist, it's my job to answer such questions
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 10:27pm.
lemme try it.. LAST!!... don't think it's gonna work!
OT: why did i even bother typing "OT"?... i don't know!
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 10:19pm.
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Actually, I believe John Kennedy was the last President allowed any creative freedom and that his death was the death of freedom as a concept of American life.
PS...it's not hard - just call me angel;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 3, 2008 - 10:20pm.
that's a great idea!... i could actually win a "LAST" contest.... i'm awake all the damn time!
Me too! Er...I mean if snoring and leaving my hand on the "shift" button counts.
Uhm. *blush*
I wanted to see the pose, they had poor Shiloh posed with jeans and shirt, They bundled these two so they may or may not be stuffed. Thanks for the laughs, you guys are funny.