MY EYES!!!!!!
Quick! Grab a piece of paper and stick a hole through it. Put your darkest sunglasses on, stand at least 10 feet away and carefully look through the pinhole to feast your eyes on the incredible and powerful beauty of the twin messiahs! Then you must immediately get on your knees and worship your computer screen. They can see you, trust me.
I'm sure emergency rooms everywhere will be at full capacity soon due to Brangaloonies going into cardiac arrest and poking their eyes out because now they have seen it all and there's no need to see anything more!
That being said, they look like babies. Seriously, just babies. I ran home from the bar for this?!!! Yes, that was a total Brangaloonie moment. I mean, they aren't even wearing crowns! $14 million doesn't get you much these days.
And Shiloh is totally holding one of the golden twins and thinking, "I finally have someone to play with in the basement!" That you do, Shiloh.
You can also visit People's and Hello's websites to read boring quotes and shit.
Also, you better get in line to buy People's issue tomorrow. 19 pages of sleeping babies! I'm sure Brangaloonies are waiting overnight.
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yeah i agree that was pretty lame the i.q. thing but come on, i didnt bring it up. cut me some slack guys. i do write for a stupid paper in a small town. that's where i live. they did ask i do an assessment of the most popular web sites and i brought up d listed. lay off me guys. i'm not half as stupid as you think i am. this is all part of your clannishness. now, because i went againt the establisment your'e attacking me
Fuck me James Haven...since I am not participating in the antics can I please have...*disco blue eyeshadow* *apple red rouge* and *chola liner for the lips* (so they look big like Angie's, Shi's and whatsherface)
Thanks. And drop the samples in the basket by the door. XXX
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
angel, I think these threads bring out the worst in people.
OnT... if you scroll back 72 pages or so you can find my OT comment. Work for it bitches!
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
Hi, VLL! What's a nice girl like you doing in a thread like this?
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Viva
Hey whore
Viva, it's the first signs of the apocalypse. People have done gone and lost their minds, seems to always happen after the birth of Holy Ones.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Hi VIVA!
All is good. We have taken a group xanax after the sight of The Golden Globs. The brangie threads bring out a mongrol or two or ten...lol.
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...whatever.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 3, 2008 - 8:12pm.
I can't wait for the Free Weekly Shopper to see the review. Free Weekly Shopper, now with more typos.
*cancels subscription to The Nifty Nickel*
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
James Haven, you're the hottest bitch in the family, besides Maddox. You two should separate yourselves from Brad and the other riff raff, and steal their spotlight. It's James Haven's time to shine!
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by No Words on August 3, 2008 - 11:41pm.
SmOOches! It's good to see you NoW!
It's great to see all of James Haven's bitches even if they are fighting like Brad and Angie on Superbowl Sunday!
Now if only there was a mud ring and you gals were in bikini's.....hmmmm......just the thought of it.........
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on August 3, 2008 - 7:09pm.
You bitches are driving James Haven batshit! Now, let's all shake paws and call it a day!
SmOOches to all but the BigL who seems to have started this melee!
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James, MUAHHHHHH! I know no one wants to cause you upset when you already have so much on your plate with your two new charges. I couldn't help the snark, truly I couldn't...I've been trying to cut it out IRL and DL has been my outlet. Otherwise, I'd explode. Aw, you know we all love you here. xoxoxo
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Sensi! Hi, babes!
I have missed being here on the regular, but I sure as hell wasn't going to miss this high holy day.
hey no words, i've missed your hot mom jeans slathered ass!
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 3, 2008 - 11:12pm.
DOUBLE-U
TEE
EFF
to this whole goddamned thread.
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For me, it's Brangelina's only redeeming quality. Their threads are SCANDALOUS! It's fun!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by Sensimina on August 3, 2008 - 11:39pm.
Sensi! SmOOches
good to see you sweets!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on August 3, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 3, 2008 - 11:27pm.
D'oh! I am TRYING to work up the nerve to say: Hi James Haven!..
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Hello angel! SmOOches!
James Haven read about that awful tragedy in Canada! James Haven sends good thoughts and well wishes to that wonderful Country!
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Thank you, James Haven! (and SmOOches back!)
It was a shocker, fersure. We don't have LOTS of murders but they always seem to be weird like that.
ONT: Babies, babies everywhere. All those kids must be exhausted on the regular from this craziness in their lives.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I can't wait for the Free Weekly Shopper to see the review. Free Weekly Shopper, now with more typos.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
DOUBLE-U
TEE
EFF
to this whole goddamned thread.
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
Smooches to James Haven...haven't seen you in awhile, I have been "drive by" posting for months. You are the best, baby.
My my...such great 'mommy' words....
Mommy of the year everyone!
So predictable.
Submitted by applehead on August 3, 2008 - 11:37pm.
You have alot of catching up to do, apple! James Haven has packed his bags and is going on tour with the Insane Clown Posse. Now, don't worry about James Haven, he hangs with all different types and whatnot and can hold his own. Hell, after living with Brad and Angie and dealing with daddy Voight, the ICP is a bag of chips!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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I bet you Brangelina (TM) has millions of copies saved so they can look at their aging selves.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
thebiglebowski: whats the name of the "newspaper" you work for? and when is the "story" going to be printed I'd really like to "read it".
Hi PSL, how are you on this glorious, holy occasion of the twins' first photo spread? Good times! I'm sure we will never forget this day. It will be one of those "where were you" moments, and I'll be able to say I was on the toilet, shitting uncontrollably as I gazed at their heavenly faces.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
and by the by, i dont think i ever referred to a dlisted commentator as stupid, or an idiot or anything of that sort. if you have you know a email of me saying anything like that, i'll be shocked at myself. i did say that you were conformist and snobby, a group unto itself that doestn like outsiders. that's what i said and that's very true
I sure had a shitty day, but this thread made me laugh like nothing bad ever happened. Thank you, you bunch of hot, snarky sluts!
OT: Even with all their money, I'd still prefer to have turds for parents. I hope these two sad fucks save some of that easy People Mag money for some much needed therapy for their kids...
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Good evening, James Haven! How are the holy babolies doing?
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Good grief! James Haven cannot stand the fighting. This is worse then movie night with the Jolie-Pitts. Mad always wants to watch horror, Brad wants to watch Brad movies, Angie wants to watch BillyBob flicks and James Haven is always down for a love story!
You bitches are driving James Haven batshit! Now, let's all shake paws and call it a day!
SmOOches to all but the BigL who seems to have started this melee!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Fuck people.. Can't we all just agree that we have different opinions!? It's all good
Have a great night everyone!
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 7:03pm.
okay, so maybe that post wasnt as cognitive as it could have been. everyone brilliant drinks. just ask edgar allen poe or mk. life is hard for us..especially doing the work i do.
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BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA, again! This is brilliancy on the level of Barney Fife!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
was kradafocan, or whatever her name was speaking to me??? was she asking if i have child? look guys, i had an assignment and you gave me your answer. there is a bigger world out there than new york and mk has made a name, but...but...i just report what i see and the thing about where i am, is that it can be picked up by bigger papers, as has happened often. it's not a threat babies, just a heads up.
Congrtulatios to Angelina and Brad! But just saw Brad's personals ID on milllionaires personals site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" yesterday. It seems he can't wait to date new girl when his wife prepares to get birth to twins.
LOL .!
Seriously, you birthed a child? How many billions did you get from People when you popped your 'lil messiah out? :)
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by James Haven on August 3, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Phooey biggie! May James Haven be so bold as to call you "biggie"? Stop being so defensive and join in for some fun. We are not a clique. We are more of a crew and you are welcome to join in for some fun, just try not to insult anyone as these bitches are super sensitive and will slap you silly!
Uhm, excuse me, shouldn't you be tending to the 6 kids? Brad and Angie need their sleep. Selfish!
Submitted by angel_i on August 3, 2008 - 11:27pm.
D'oh! I am TRYING to work up the nerve to say: Hi James Haven!..
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Hello angel! SmOOches!
James Haven read about that awful tragedy in Canada! James Haven sends good thoughts and well wishes to that wonderful Country!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 11:00pm.
i don't usually do this, but you did choose to insult me first... i don't care what your IQ is. i don't care what your job is. i just take comfort that you have to go to work in the morning when i'm happily retired at 31... have fun with your review!
OT: still not happening
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
A troll?
Um, seeing as most of these people are put on a pedestal and being deified for who they fuck, how much money they make, and what stupid shit they insist upon doing, I think that the people on this site balance it out...A LOT.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
kdracofan on August 3, 2008 - 11:00pm.
. on August 3, 2008 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on August 3, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Big shock. You also suck MizRo twat. Surprise, surprise!
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Pip? Is that you? Off course it it! Mommy of the year indeed! Specially when your avies are pics of your ass - desperate & pathetic cunt
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 7:00pm.
mr. i.q. guy, got you beat, by twenty points..my i.q. is 180 and i take no comfort in it...it's a burden worrying about everything all the time..so eat me
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BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
That was hilarious! Journalist, my luscious ass!
This poster is so narcissistic, I'm almost tempted to say it's either the real Angie Jo or Cad Pitt.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 11:00pm.
look people i was asked to review this site. i have found, racism, classism, and prejudice. i write for a very small paper that much is true, but this site is so big i was asked to research it. funny thing is, i've been a member of this site for quite some time, and it's certainly not the readers that keep me hooked my mk himself. mr. i.q. guy, got you beat, by twenty points..my i.q. is 180 and i take no comfort in it...it's a burden worrying about everything all the time..so eat me
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I guess paranoid delusions and horrible grammar must come with the package of being such a mega genius newspaper reporter. Bummer.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Hahahhaha Manimal!
hey there radiosiren!
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
okay, so maybe that post wasnt as cognitive as it could have been. everyone brilliant drinks. just ask edgar allen poe or mk. life is hard for us..especially doing the work i do.
@thebiglebowski:
You found your spell check! Bravo!
If anything we're all against the things you talk about. We just all have different ideas about how that plays out - sometimes it gets confusing, that's true. The brain is a muscle - you have to work it, regardless of IQ.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Off topic, but TMZ has the "aftermath" of that fight between that hairspray girl and the ANTM girl and on the video it sounds like the ANTM girl punched the hairspray girl in the head. She say, "see that's what gives black people a bad name. starting shit like that for no reason"...no saving a bunch of seats is rude, but that doesn't warrant getting physical...let the airport people do their job and tell her to move her shit. (too bad it wasn't from the start tho)
James Haven, you are the only thing that ever made Angelina even remotely interesting to me.
I even had to come out of lurking for this thread.
Some people take life, and other peoples lives way too seriously.
I might have more respect for Brad if he would have stayed with his "Fight Club" coolness. These two totally sucked the hot right out of each other.
Lebowski, chill out.
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I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
I knew it! I knew all was going to hell as soon as I clicked on this thread.
So......hmm...they look like babies.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Mmmmm...er...I mean...awwww!!!
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
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Submitted by kdracofan on August 3, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Big shock. You also suck MizRo twat. Surprise, surprise!
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And you are jealous you don't get yours sucked by anyone but cats....
Hata'!
look people i was asked to review this site. i have found, racism, classism, and prejudice. i write for a very small paper that much is true, but this site is so big i was asked to research it. funny thing is, i've been a member of this site for quite some time, and it's certainly not the readers that keep me hooked my mk himself. mr. i.q. guy, got you beat, by twenty points..my i.q. is 180 and i take no comfort in it...it's a burden worrying about everything all the time..so eat me
On this holiest of holy days I have discovered a new love for BNTM!
Thank you, Brangelina, for the wisdom of your ways!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!