MY EYES!!!!!!
Quick! Grab a piece of paper and stick a hole through it. Put your darkest sunglasses on, stand at least 10 feet away and carefully look through the pinhole to feast your eyes on the incredible and powerful beauty of the twin messiahs! Then you must immediately get on your knees and worship your computer screen. They can see you, trust me.
I'm sure emergency rooms everywhere will be at full capacity soon due to Brangaloonies going into cardiac arrest and poking their eyes out because now they have seen it all and there's no need to see anything more!
That being said, they look like babies. Seriously, just babies. I ran home from the bar for this?!!! Yes, that was a total Brangaloonie moment. I mean, they aren't even wearing crowns! $14 million doesn't get you much these days.
And Shiloh is totally holding one of the golden twins and thinking, "I finally have someone to play with in the basement!" That you do, Shiloh.
You can also visit People's and Hello's websites to read boring quotes and shit.
Also, you better get in line to buy People's issue tomorrow. 19 pages of sleeping babies! I'm sure Brangaloonies are waiting overnight.
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Racism, by its simplest definition, is the belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.
Socialism refers to any of various economic and political concepts of state or collective (i.e. public) ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods and services
Elitism is the belief or attitude that those individuals who are considered members of the elite — a select group of people with outstanding personal abilities, intellect, wealth, specialized training or experience, or other distinctive attributes — are those whose views on a matter are to be taken the most seriously or carry the most weight
These words do not mean the same thing and as such are not interchangeable.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 3, 2008 - 11:57pm.
James Haven, I'm dying to hear how Angelina reacted when you proposed to give her and Brad a Mary Kay makeover for this shoot (which clearly was ignored).
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Well tonic dear, Angie is always letting James Haven give her makeovers. She says she likes the closeness we share when it is just us two.
Brad however, threw a fit. He was dunking his Oreo's in milk when James Haven first suggested that he do the makeup. He threw his milk in the air and started pelting James Haven with Oreo's.
James Haven ran for his life and called his good friend Dr. Dre who suggested James Haven leave France and find something valuable to do with his time. That is when James Haven got his gig with ICP.
That Brad is always causing trouble and James Haven can't wait for the day his hair plugs fall out.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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You know what else bothers the fuck out of me? WHY people ALWAYS make the assumption that BAMPSZKV (lol) "h8rs" are automatically JA lovers. I'm an equal opportunity h8r, dammit!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Nite ESE, meet you for drinks around 2am CST! Russkies for you and DC for me!
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...whatever.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 3, 2008 - 11:31pm.
yep, this has fully bored me enough, i'm glad i've been reminded of why i don't usually enter brangie threads.... night, all!
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Boohoo - Nite ESE...
I was just about to say:
2 more and they can pull a sleigh!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
These pics are real snoozers, as should be expected. People care about this shit why????
K2 on August 3, 2008 - 11:29pm
Well, it's never Brangie's fault, it's the whole world's fault....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 4, 2008 - 11:27am.
angel 1, this group is very ...well racist, or how socialist or however you would put it. but this group is really stuck up and i dont know how else to report it even thoug i like this group and they all hate me. any ideas, and yes i realize there's an h missing from that though.
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Were you actually trying to make sense? Your English is so bad it makes me want to scream.
And the irony is, English isn't even my first language and you are supposedly a journalist! What the fuck?
If you're not here to post something intelligent, relevant or even REMOTELY understandable, then please go the fuck away.
OT: Skeletina loves the attention. I bet she's having some more in vitro blobs.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by K2 on August 3, 2008 - 8:29pm.
actually I found that a little offensive too, K2. It sends a bad message, not because of the other kid's races, but because they are adopted, and that alone comes with it's own issues and insecurities. Couple that with photographic evidence that suggests the only children they have are the
bioligical ones, and those poor kids are up for some serious time on the couch.
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 3, 2008 - 11:27pm.
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
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It's funny because I SEE this but I can't seem to do what it says...it's working kinda like "Don't Click" Don't worry, tho, I get that there are times when I should be more careful;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
by K2 on August 3, 2008 - 11:29pm.
"ARE THEY NUTS?"
LMAO You think? Dlisted is a circus but JJ is a circus with only scary clowns....bleh!
On that note...good night sluts!
I've only ever seen racists comments on this site be met with disapproval and blooping (where is FLA???)
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
yep, this has fully bored me enough, i'm glad i've been reminded of why i don't usually enter brangie threads.... night, all!
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
Congrtulatios to Angelina and Brad! But just saw Brad's personals ID on milllionaires personals site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" yesterday. It seems he can't wait to date new girl when his wife prepares to get birth to twins.
Submitted by applehead on August 3, 2008 - 11:26pm.
I haven't read back,obviously, but did any one else notice that this is the first picture (that I saw) that Shiloh is actually SMILIN??!!
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Of course she's smiling, the work in the sweatshop just got easier.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 3, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Slow and steady....sounds relevant to me.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 3, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by applehead on August 3, 2008 - 8:26pm.
she's not alone anymore. Now there are some other blobs for her to play with when she's locked in the cupboard.
AHHH, the "teams" are even, whatever will they "purchase or breed" next? I'd think they want to even the playing field for poor "Z", BUT their offspring brings in the serious $$$
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 11:27pm.
angel 1, this group is very ...well racist, or how socialist or however you would put it. but this group is really stuck up
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Ok. Well, I'm a (relatively) poor brown woman, does that help?
We have excellent bullshit detectors - that's all it is, really. If you have a point, make it. If it's challenged, prove it. If you can't - STFU.
Easy Peasy, yes?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Hi VLL!!!!
Anyone checked in at Loon HQ lately?
I am betting there at least a gajillion and one comments there.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Hi Sensi,
It is no big deal.
I think that the twin on the left looks just like JenAniston! Especially in the lips!
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...whatever.
I know I said it 7 pages ago that the brangelunatics would have a shit fit over the photos on the cover and I must say ...I was right! I had the urge to lurk over on JJ and this is what I came across from one delusional fan :
"I have to say that the pictures are beautiful - but it really is sad that the magazines have already started to split this family - the birth children and the adopted ones. The cover has only their natural children on it. No sign of the adopted children. Would have been nice to see Zhara such a beautiful African girl holding a new little baby. I am afraid that this is the future for these children. Although Angie and Brad may not treat them differently the whole world will. The natural children will always be more beautiful, worth more money (Shiloh 4 million, twins 15 million and pax 2 million). This is so sad. These children will have so much to face if the magazines keep on favoring the “birth” children. We should really write to people and express our sadness over the fact that the bio children seem more important to the magazine."
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ARE THEY NUTS? THEY FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THE MAGAZINE TO EXPRESS SADNESS THAT THE ADOPTEES WEREN'T ON THE FRONT PAGE!!!!! HOLY SHIT THEY NEED HELP.
TBL-
Any group is going to be hostile towards you if you are hostile towards them. The very first posts you made sort of challenged this entire blog by assuming we were Jen Aniston supporters. And it is very hard to prove one's IQ or job in real life on the internet- and it does seem suspect when you mention your abnormally high IQ in passing. Especially since an IQ in the 180's is startlingly close to the highest IQ ever recorded- Marylin vos Savant. Her Mega Test score is around 186, while her Stanford-Binet is around 228.
But all of that is irrelevant. You have a big IQ, you're a journalist, I believe you. But I wouldn't expect a group to accept you if you make such broad generalizations like we're racist, snobby, elitist, etc. I'm none of those things.
I have talked to you- as have many dlisters. As with any group of people, some will welcome you and trust you right away, while others need time to prove that you are worthy of trust (aka not a troll). Cut us all some slack, and save making generalizations that aren't true (I have seen that the "regulars" here are quite friendly, not racist, not elitist, not homophobic, etc.)
Dot- why is kdracofan giving you such a hard time? Dot's always been nice to me!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
angel 1, this group is very ...well racist, or how socialist or however you would put it. but this group is really stuck up and i dont know how else to report it even thoug i like this group and they all hate me. any ideas, and yes i realize there's an h missing from that though.
Submitted by applehead on August 3, 2008 - 8:26pm.
she's not alone anymore. Now there are some other blobs for her to play with when she's locked in the cupboard.
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
Hi Radio, yes it is Kate. She's super hawt in that creepy photo.
Hi VLL! Im just doing a drive by too. Avoiding last minute work actually. Fuck mondays.
I wish people would quit fighting over the name thing I mean who the fuck cares?? Honestly?? Just be careful with who you tell shit to and what you tell them. That is all.
James Haven, I'm dying to hear how Angelina reacted when you proposed to give her and Brad a Mary Kay makeover for this shoot (which clearly was ignored).
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 3, 2008 - 11:55pm.
MuAh! Good to see you sweetpea!
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dot/.period, deb
What dramz went down that . is so riled up? Not trying to stir shit, I love yous hos.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Fucking christ, this thread became such a stupid waste of time. The first few pages seriously made me laugh, even with the dumbass loonies. Now I don't even know wtf is going on... aren't we supposed to be here trashing stupid celebs and having a good time...?
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
and Bradi too? It's like Christmas up in here. God bless us, everyone!
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the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
I haven't read back,obviously, but did any one else notice that this is the first picture (that I saw) that Shiloh is actually SMILIN??!!
@radio siren
Well if biglebowski really were to be Brad Pitt, I'd say get your fine ass over to my house! You've been a bad boy with all this media whoring, and for being so mean to our wonderful James haven! Miss peaches has to give you a spanking!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 11:51pm.
and lets watch you turn...like sands through the hour glass, these are the predicatble people. all on tape for your enjoyment, so keep the hostility coming people
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Oh cut the crap already. You just like to read your own complaints. "Racism, classim (wtf) and prejudice" Really. You annoy James Haven. If you want a friend, then be a friend. You just want to bark at people. James Haven suggests MaryKay's "Sunburst" lipstick. Goes great with a tan.
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right
I need ya boo (umhmm)
Gotta have ya boo
and there's hearts all over the world tonight with the love of their life who feel what I feel when I'm with you with you with you with you with you
*kisses for James Haven!*
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 9:13pm.
the world is really short of unintelligent views, narrow minded opinions, skepticism, criticism and ignorance, so it's good to see you're keeping the tradition alive
- And yet you seem to be the no no hole cleaner for this tradition.
*heads over to shallow end of the pool with the big cloud of smoke and clanking of glasses....*
Wow hookers, it's been a busy night. Pass the Cheetos and some Purple Drank....Do I smell fresh Bagel-Fuls?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 11:18pm.
i know no clannishness... i only know me... it seems sad that you are bundling all of the posters into some cookie cutter pattern idea of what you want this place to be
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"This cat's on a hot tin roof.
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof.
Don't need no doctor.
Don't feel no pain.
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain."
Dot,
Please let it go. No one ever gets over it because you won't let them...
Majority of us don't care and we like you when you don't get all wound.
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...whatever.
Holy crap...I obviously can't type fast enough...post a comment and there are twenty before it...rendering anything said irrelevant.
Just call me the turtle.
Slow and steady is my game.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by radio siren on August 3, 2008 - 11:19pm.
tonic, I love your avie...is that Kate Winslet?
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Me too, btw:)
And yours makes me happy too, radio - something about Brenda I just can't shake.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by James Haven on August 3, 2008 - 7:19pm.
Submitted by radio siren on August 3, 2008 - 11:45pm.
SmOOches radio! When James Haven is up to his elbows in poop and can't seem to remember the new kid's name, the thought of the dlisted gang always brings a smile to his face! that, and MaryKay's moisturizer for men!
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Ah yes, I forgot about that...you're experiencing twice the poop, twice the fun! You definitely brighten this place up and I will put on a bikini and join in the mudfight any time you say...but only for you! ;) And that's saying a LOT.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 11:48pm.
James Haven has been hearing about this "mouse" since he got here. It's time to stop all the name calling and tomfoolery and get back to some good old fashioned fun!
"Dot" has been nothing but sweet, scarcastic and downright funny! Now let's all join hands and sing Chris Brown's "With You"
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Dot - hugs lady, chillax. Fuck them hoes. I had to go all gangsta on you because you know I gosta keep it real!
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
and lets watch you turn...like sands through the hour glass, these are the predicatble people. all on tape for your enjoyment, so keep the hostility coming people
@thebiglebowski:
You kinda started it.
I don't know how you can call us a clique when it's obvious we don't even all get along. But take JH's advice - Enjoy yourself - say your piece. But don't get all Harumphy when everyone disagrees. We all gots celebs we love and we either take the beating or avoid the thread.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by James Haven on August 3, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by applehead on August 3, 2008 - 11:37pm.
You have alot of catching up to do, apple! James Haven has packed his bags and is going on tour with the Insane Clown Posse. Now, don't worry about James Haven, he hangs with all different types and whatnot and can hold his own. Hell, after living with Brad and Angie and dealing with daddy Voight, the ICP is a bag of chips!
Sorry. Once I read all the stupid ass fighting, I couldn't go back and read anymore. I can't fathom why people get so worked up about a blog.
Anyhoo, apple must be getting VERY old because I didn't know that ICP was still around! Better go drink my Metemucil (sp?) take a warm bath and call it a night I guess. By the why your new addition to the family looks pretty much like my 4 when they were new born..go figure, had TO PAY the damn photographer to take their pictures vs. making millions OFF OF their pictures!
TV, Deb, Tonic, and XXYXZ (and basically every whore up in here) what's up??? I am just doing a drive by, wanted to check and make sure there were no mass suicides or a huge drops in the stock market in the last couple hours.
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
tonic, I love your avie...is that Kate Winslet?
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by radio siren on August 3, 2008 - 11:45pm.
SmOOches radio! When James Haven is up to his elbows in poop and can't seem to remember the new kid's name, the thought of the dlisted gang always brings a smile to his face! that, and MaryKay's moisturizer for men!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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@thebiglebowski:
If you are going to research, you need to READ. I know you're not reading my posts, or engaging in the debate you so crave. You're pontificating about your IQ and your status. But if you're doing that, how can you be researching?
MK is practically the only person here from NY. I'm sure there are others but I don't even know ONE whose every mentioned it. If anyone knows it's a bigger world it's us. (well, that's just bragging, but you know what I mean, right?)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by James Haven on August 3, 2008 - 11:09pm.
JH, I wish it were that easy but I'm sick of the psycho, jealous ho's calling me "MOUSE" when I never was that stupid cunt from hell. I'm Fucking FED up and I have a fucking RIGHT to stand up for myself!
I posted a video of myself PROVING who I was and when the truth HURT (god forbid I really be a hot bitch IRL right?) a bunch of Panzie assholes tried to say my video was infected (which it was NOT) and the only person who stood up for me (sorta) was a person here (I won't name her since I'm not sure how'd she feel about it) scanned my file and said plain out that my file was NOT infected.
MK, loves me no matter what name I'm under.
Some of you jealous whores need to get over that. I'm a loving person but I'm not so fucking loving any longer because there are a FEW of you who are on slippery ice with me and I'm not taking prisoners.
Fuck you bitches that can't understand me.
Love to you bitches that do.
That is all.