MY EYES!!!!!!
Quick! Grab a piece of paper and stick a hole through it. Put your darkest sunglasses on, stand at least 10 feet away and carefully look through the pinhole to feast your eyes on the incredible and powerful beauty of the twin messiahs! Then you must immediately get on your knees and worship your computer screen. They can see you, trust me.
I'm sure emergency rooms everywhere will be at full capacity soon due to Brangaloonies going into cardiac arrest and poking their eyes out because now they have seen it all and there's no need to see anything more!
That being said, they look like babies. Seriously, just babies. I ran home from the bar for this?!!! Yes, that was a total Brangaloonie moment. I mean, they aren't even wearing crowns! $14 million doesn't get you much these days.
And Shiloh is totally holding one of the golden twins and thinking, "I finally have someone to play with in the basement!" That you do, Shiloh.
You can also visit People's and Hello's websites to read boring quotes and shit.
Also, you better get in line to buy People's issue tomorrow. 19 pages of sleeping babies! I'm sure Brangaloonies are waiting overnight.
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My eyes, my ass mk ;-)! Those are two terribly average looking infants...couldn't put an eye out if they tried. But watch out for that little Shiloh...that one has superstar written all over her. Provided, that is, she packs her little girl Gucci bag, hires a lawyer and applies for emancipation immediately. Otherwise Mommie Dearest will keep her in the closet with the wire hangers until she is old and wrinkled.
Oh well... from the looks of the latest JP issue, I'm pretty sure the JA reverse curse took. Yawn.
(Btw...I'm also pretty sure all of the loon sturm and drang over the appearance of the Golden Prunes is what is killing all the good karma, polluting the earth, destroying the ozone...and giving me a tremendous migraine. )
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hey why isn't the rest of the kids on the cover......I'm mad. Ehhhhh but being an Angie fan I'll still try to pick up a copy tomorrow! Wowee 700+ comments, this has to be a record or something.
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 12:03am.
Submitted by peaches on August 3, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Weird, double posting...here's the rest of that first one:
We definitely have a Hollywood North thing going on - there are some clubs I can't even go to for all the name-dropping and status hedging but Brangeloonies are, in fact, fewer and farther between. I'm from the TDot too which, weirdly, also has a snobbery about Hollywood - like we're better than that. I guess I would be describing the older and the younger there...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Wow, I've only been gone a few hours and there are 436 NEW comments on this topic; we're getting just as bad as JJ....
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Submitted by peaches on August 3, 2008 - 11:55pm.
@angel_i
What happened up in Canada? Didn't know you were Canadian!
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How's it going, eh?
Some sweet, young guy was randomly stabbed and beheaded on a Greyhound bus. UGH! The last one I heard about was a father killing his 15 year old daughter. Crazy shit, huh?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
tonicbitch on August 3, 2008 - 11:54pm
LMAO, interwebz.
OKAY Y'ALL WOW IF THE HATERZ CAN'T DISCO THE SUPER MOM TIMES SLAP THE TUBE BABIES AND LICK THE BINGO!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Thanks James! I knew it! I knew you liked Billy Bob better! Who wouldn't like bad Santa! Also if you're friends with dr dre, Brad shouldn't be messing with you! You could have had Dre come over and bust a cap in that bitch's ass!
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OKAY. I'm sick of this shit. Everyone who thinks I really am that sick bitch, "mouse", say "Aye." Because I'm sick of this bullcrap and I have to say it's truly unfair to me as a person who has a stellar credit record (nor bragging, just truth) and I'm not RICH but I sure as fuck don't steal from people. I've been poor as dirt in my life and I know what it's like to dig through a garbage can at McDonald's when I'm starving hungry (yes, true).
I dare ANYONE to prove that I did the shit that the supposed "mouse" bitch did. I DOUBLE, NO, TRIPLE DARE YOU. I'm clearing my name as humble as it may be "." but I'm clearing it. I'm fucking sick and tired of this "Mouse" shit. TIRED of it. FUCK YOU STUPID CUNTS who don't have a clue and that shouldn't be everyone else's fault if you were too retarded and shared your info with everyone. I'd NEVER do that and even when I was NEW to the net I never did that. Fuck. How retarded are some of you jokesters? -And yet you're still obsessed with your fucktard MOUSE? Please! How about grow a brain and keep your shit to yourself! DOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Submitted by James Haven on August 3, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by peaches on August 4, 2008 - 12:09am.
Sorry peachy! This thread is moving faster then Kirstie Alley in an all you can eat buffet!
Hahaha.
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What happened up in Canada? Didn't know you were Canadian! How aboot that, eh? I'm not making fun of you at all! I love my neighbors to the north! Wish I lived there! You probably have a lot less brangeloonies then we do!
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"mirror mirror on the wall, whose the fairest of them all"
.... Angelina will tolerate Shiloh and Vivienne when there young, but once they get older and look like they might be hotter than her, thats when shiloh will wakeup with a buzzcut and vivienne is being force fed waffles. Angelina dont play.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I wouldn't give a nickel for the actual magazine, but I do hope that Michael posts the pictures, just out of curiosity.
Bradiful, I cant believe you forgot the jellis h8rz argument!
The Loon-ar Mission: OMG theres jellis h8rs on the websthreads bashing my personal Jesus!!! Time to don Internetz Superhero cape & defend the Holy Family!!!111111 I iz Brangelina's personal FBI Interwebz defenders!!
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Submitted by James Haven on August 3, 2008 - 11:49pm.
James!!
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by peaches on August 4, 2008 - 12:09am.
Sorry peachy! This thread is moving faster then Kirstie Alley in an all you can eat buffet!
Life with BillyBob was much easier then Brad! BillyBob was a relaxed kind of chap and was always happy to see James Haven.
He liked to eat garlic and smoke fine cigars. James Haven's eyes would tear whenever BillyBob spoke to him.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Oh James Haven,
Have I told you lately I love you more than a strawberry mask? And was sorry to read about the Oreo cookie thing. Wait until that turkey is asleep, wrap him in asheet and beat him with a pecan roll from Hickory Farms!
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Submitted by James Haven on August 3, 2008 - 11:47pm.
JH, there is going to be a public beheading. Watch for it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 4, 2008 - 12:11am.
TV!!!
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Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 4, 2008 - 12:07am.
i got some good advice people. to stop barking and be a friend. the problem is, there is noone on this site wanting a friend. so where did the mysterious message come from? and where will it lead? it's one thing for someone to tell you these things, its another to stand beside them. i dont know who sent that anonymous email, but i will always remember that it was sent. i dont pretend to be perfect, for i am eternally flawed, so take your best shot people, you cannot possibly hurt me more than i hurt myself. And now, it is my job to pass judgement on others...go on d listed people...what will you call me? how will you make yourselves feel better by persecuting me? it is the american way, is it not? go for my jugular dlisted people, because after all that's what you're good at
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Oh for crying out Angie, biggie! WTF are you rambling about? Emails? jugulars? and persecution? And please don't bring the good people of America into this foray because James Haven will not stand for it!
You are obviously in some sort of distress. Now, take a deep breath and let's start over, shall we?
Welcome to dlisted. Pull up a chair and snark. You can start over, or you can continue to talk nonsense and everyone will ignore you. So it is up to you.
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Submitted by emerson on August 3, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Congrtulatios to Angelina and Brad! But just saw Brad's personals ID on milllionaires personals site
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Wow - he's not skipping a beat, is he?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 3, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Hey, don't laugh at "progress!"
Submitted by applehead on August 3, 2008 - 11:43pm.
She also has some company for Angie's big Christmas presentation - Blobs On Ice.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 3, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by K2 on August 3, 2008 - 8:29pm.
actually I found that a little offensive too, K2. It sends a bad message, not because of the other kid's races, but because they are adopted, and that alone comes with it's own issues and insecurities. Couple that with photographic evidence that suggests the only children they have are the
bioligical ones, and those poor kids are up for some serious time on the couch.
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Blame Brangie for that one...but something tells me that the adopted kids and the bio messiahs are all going to have issues that go far beyond being on the cover of People/Not being on the cover of People.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 3, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Shit, I wanted to play longer but my Signif just came up to me and said "your dinner's been waiting for over an hour, are these people really that interesting?" Then he read a few comments and now I have to go. You see what you crazy hobags did???
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LOL! SoR-RaY!
Nite VLL, Radio - sleep in heavenly peace!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Congrtulatios to Angelina and Brad! But just saw Brad's personals ID on milllionaires personals site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" yesterday. It seems he can't wait to date new girl when his wife prepares to get birth to twins.
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on August 4, 2008 - 11:42am.
I would like a video of the conception. I'm wondering if the little darlings were conceived doggy-style, missionary-style, or orally.
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thebiglebowski: figures you wouldn't anwser my question, so i'll type it again. what newspaper do you work for? and what was the name of the assignment?
ot: when are these two assholes going to go away?
Shit, I wanted to play longer but my Signif just came up to me and said "your dinner's been waiting for over an hour, are these people really that interesting?" Then he read a few comments and now I have to go. You see what you crazy hobags did???
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
Hello everyone...I had to log in to share this clip that Dv8 sent me tonight. Sorry if you've already seen it, but I don't have time to read through 300 comments since I last left.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=392...
PS: TV, I'm still waiting on my shoes....
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
'Night, EveryStrangersEyes, and I gotta agree with you. This TBL person is getting on my last nerve. Plus, I have a short paper to write tonight and I'd better get started. Have a lovely evening, all you hot and - yes, humorous - Dlisted sluts and hos!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by radio siren on August 3, 2008 - 11:38pm.
tonic: Damn, she does look fucking hot in that pic. Love her.
angel: I know, I can't quit Brenda either. I didn't want to have to watch that new crappy 90210, but I'll have to watch whatever episode she's in. Remember when she was Brenda DuBois in France?
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OMG! Yes! Ah...good times, good times...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 3, 2008 - 11:31pm.
Of course she's smiling, the work in the sweatshop just got easier.
Now that had me LMAO! I can just see Angie slapping Brads hands with her fan when he's trying to pick up the babies or play with the "Blob"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 3, 2008 - 11:41pm.
You know what really bothers me? That commercial that asks if I'm bothered by rectal itching. Like anyone would NOT be bothered by it? How did they know?
LMAO! My bum itches now! Thanks!
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ON TOPIC POSTS ONLY! TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, FOLKS.
Brangelina is SO FAKE they hired stand-ins for their twins!]
Brangelina is SO FAKE they have a closet full of extensions and toupees for every occasion!
Brangelina is SO FAKE they won't get married because it makes separating so much easier!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I would like a video of the conception. I'm wondering if the little darlings were conceived doggy-style, missionary-style, or orally.
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TBL-
I'd be your friend if you were being nice to other people I consider friends. Stop calling me racist, elitist, prejudiced, snobby.
"The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
You know what really bothers me? That commercial that asks if I'm bothered by rectal itching. Like anyone would NOT be bothered by it? How did they know?
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 3, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by K2 on August 3, 2008 - 8:29pm.
actually I found that a little offensive too, K2.
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Seriously? Hey, I'm not saying what People did was right, I'm just saying "let's not lose our heads over this shit". These fans go overboard. Threatening to write to People b/c the adopted kids weren't on the front page??? IT'S NOT THEIR KIDS. I bet Jolie & Pitt approved the cover. I guarantee the other 30 pages are of ALL the children holding the baby. Of course the adopted children are going to be in therapy! But that was happening regardless of a magazine cover. Look who mommy and daddy are.
But...But...I am an ageist.
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there are some in this world that should just be called 'hot slut of the year' instead, dont you think??
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 8:37pm.
honey I hope you take this with the spirit it is intended... I don't fuck with people for their opinions and I certainly don't do internet fights so I am not trying to start one, but WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ??????
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the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
James haven you are on fire tonight! You must really be happy the icp hired you! Please tell us crazy stories about their groupies and roadies! And glad you finally gave a little Billy Bob dirt, I got agree with your sister on those movies, Billy bobs films are better then most of Brad's!I hope you'll tell us more about those days of yore when your sister was married to Billy Bob!
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Submitted by thlayly5 on August 4, 2008 - 11:35am.
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You sure are a patient woman to carefully explain the OBVIOUS to the mentally challenged. ;)
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tonic: Damn, she does look fucking hot in that pic. Love her.
angel: I know, I can't quit Brenda either. I didn't want to have to watch that new crappy 90210, but I'll have to watch whatever episode she's in. Remember when she was Brenda DuBois in France? And "well, if it walks like a duck..." Fuck, I love her too.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Manimal,
Wins the race.
ESE,
Probably too late, but if not...have a great night! Your ying to your yang.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
James Haven for President! Diplomacy, tact, grace, and beauty in one porcelain-skinned package!
Angel_I that's more for Choco Taco or any other bullshit Viva-Lover who can't get enough of me and wants to bring that shit here and cause a scene. You are cracking me the fuck up, so please by all means, carry on!
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
the average man like mk cant even afford his bikini wax..and when that happens...life as we know it is coming to an end - TBL
Sorry, guys. I'm just sick and fucking tired of being accused of shit I never did and would NEVER do to anyone. I tried my best to do everything in my power to prove myself and now I'm just fucking angry at the jealous hobags nipping at my heels. Whatever. THEY are the pathetic ones. I feel true pity for them. Their lives are so transparently empty it's ludicrous.
I'm going to do a wee happy dance now! I invite everyone to happy dance along with me! Let's do the chain! Wahhhhhh hooooooooo!
Submitted by thlayly5 on August 3, 2008 - 8:32pm.
I've only ever seen racists comments on this site be met with disapproval
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tonicbitch on August 3, 2008 - 11:34pm
I don't get that either.
But I look at it like this, it's all they have left to try and make sense out of why so many people do not like Skeletina and the only logic thrown around is the fucking charity bullshit.
That's it, that's all they have.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
i got some good advice people. to stop barking and be a friend. the problem is, there is noone on this site wanting a friend. so where did the mysterious message come from? and where will it lead? it's one thing for someone to tell you these things, its another to stand beside them. i dont know who sent that anonymous email, but i will always remember that it was sent. i dont pretend to be perfect, for i am eternally flawed, so take your best shot people, you cannot possibly hurt me more than i hurt myself. And now, it is my job to pass judgement on others...go on d listed people...what will you call me? how will you make yourselves feel better by persecuting me? it is the american way, is it not? go for my jugular dlisted people, because after all that's what you're good at