MY EYES!!!!!!
Quick! Grab a piece of paper and stick a hole through it. Put your darkest sunglasses on, stand at least 10 feet away and carefully look through the pinhole to feast your eyes on the incredible and powerful beauty of the twin messiahs! Then you must immediately get on your knees and worship your computer screen. They can see you, trust me.
I'm sure emergency rooms everywhere will be at full capacity soon due to Brangaloonies going into cardiac arrest and poking their eyes out because now they have seen it all and there's no need to see anything more!
That being said, they look like babies. Seriously, just babies. I ran home from the bar for this?!!! Yes, that was a total Brangaloonie moment. I mean, they aren't even wearing crowns! $14 million doesn't get you much these days.
And Shiloh is totally holding one of the golden twins and thinking, "I finally have someone to play with in the basement!" That you do, Shiloh.
You can also visit People's and Hello's websites to read boring quotes and shit.
Also, you better get in line to buy People's issue tomorrow. 19 pages of sleeping babies! I'm sure Brangaloonies are waiting overnight.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 4, 2008 - 1:17am.
I still want to know which baby is the one leering?
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She's only old enough to be farting, really.
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Submitted by boomsy on August 4, 2008 - 1:22am.
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Thanks. I can't read that tiny print.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 4, 2008 - 12:20am
It's the girl; they're labeled at the bottom of the picture...
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 4, 2008 - 12:09am
Well, I guess I can kinda see why they do it; I think they make more for essentially having sex than they do from making movies.
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*Whistling*..am I all alone here? You've all jumped ship like a bunch of rats????
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I still want to know which baby is the one leering?
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“Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas~John Cleese
They think they were so smart to pop two frozen fetuses in the oven, but it might be their undoing. They will have to pop out 3-4 next time to get half as much attention as they did with these two. Seriously, who else other than loons are going to keep getting excited after she gives birth to the tenth child? Procreating can only get you so much attention before it becomes old, I'd hope.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I'd give these lovebirds another year, or until one of them films something in a remote location with a hot costar.
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Submitted by lizzieb on August 4, 2008 - 12:01am
Can't get another African; pick another color. Let's try one from South America...they need some latin blood in their family...
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Submitted by Chicaloca on August 4, 2008 - 5:56am.
I bet she probably have an adoption in progess as we speak
Yep, an African by Christmas and Chinese twins by this time next year. There is nothing, literally nothing this whore won't do to keep her face in the press.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on August 4, 2008 - 12:56am.
Nite, and I totally agree with you.
Angie is the crazy cat lady of the adoption world. One day she'll be found dead in her studio apartment with 73 orphans crawling all over her, meowing for some Friskies.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
What is up with everyone today?
My friends are acting like dicks, my fiance has an attitude, and there's been drama here...
It's like the birth of these twins has caused a rift in the universe. *spooky music*
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I thought that they were all dressed in white because they were a bunch of kaballahisties...
In the Hello cover, why is Pitt wearing a wedding ring on his right hand? Is he gay?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 4, 2008 - 12:43am,
Ha ha, It probably did, I'm so over this over rated attention seeking whore and her lover boy they make me sick. I bet she probably have an adoption in progess as we speak. I really don't why the brangeloonies praise her for being a so called "good mother" if all she do is collect kids for nannies to raise, as if she has ever change a diaper in her life, I'm just wanting for the train wreck to begin, (may its already started) anyway good night
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Yeppers....that's a whole lot of pink, Caucasian skin swaddled in white luxury linens on that cover.
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@hookah88 & cartimandua
This magazine cover is just one more thing pushing maddox and pax to be the next menendez brothers! Zahara, she'll probably decide to go back to her biological mother in Ethiopia, since she does want her back! Sometimes I pray she somehow can win her back! The woman looks just like her, and definatly looks healthy! Not one of the stereotypical starving Ethiopians! It's got to be better than the madness with brangelina!
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Yep they are bored with the bought babies. Madonna's looking for something to match her purchase so 'Z' will be OK, but the boys have had it. Maddox the war mad, gun crazy fuck up could go and work for the NRA but the sad lost boy better just go home. I do feel for that wee boy- he always looks so sad.
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I have to say...putting Shiloh on the cover and not the other kids just rips it for me. Could they BE any more obviously feeding the bias?
I'm telling you...these two idiots are tone deaf. They'd better hire back those publicists to keep them from pulling any more boneheaded moves like this cover.
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Totally agree, stupid move for "People" magazine to do that. I was on another site and people were saying it wasn't a big deal. But seriously imagine being Mad, Z, or Pax, growing up and looking at the cover, and you are not on it. Yea I know it should not be a whole biological kids vs adopted kids issue, but seriously that is how the cover is portraying it, whether they meant to or not.
It makes me wonder if that woman's got some colour up in there. I always have, actually.
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That large-ass lip gene is really predominant!
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Submitted by Chicaloca on August 4, 2008 - 12:41am.
The halos got stuck in Angie's large intestine when she crapped out the new blobs.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Hey Sheeps! I was starting to think you really died..... or passed out and hit your head when you saw the pics...heehee
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STOP THE PRESSES, Do you mean to tell me thoese kids didn't come out with halo's on their heads, or have albaster for skin and sapphire and emeralds for eyes, and that they are just a bunch of regular infants, Get out. and would you look their little shiloh who they only bring out for photo-ops is on the cover too, I guess now they have 2 more kids to hide and only let out during their family outtings they usually plan right before their movies come out,
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If Jen A. is screaming at the ocean right now, it's got to be something like:
Dear Lord! THANK YOU for liberating me from that vapid, soul-sucking circus of a life! I'm sorry I ever doubted your infinite wisdom!
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
I loved Venus Flytrap! He was smooth.....
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 4, 2008 - 12:30am.
OnTopic: Why weren't the other kids involved?
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The other kids won't be involved until they restart the weekly Blobs vs. Adoptees dodgeball match.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
OK,the sperm donor says it's like a cuckoo's nest there? Don't cuckoos get in other bird's nests and kick out the rightful offspring? Madly, Zebadee and Sad boy- last call- you're on your way. Think of it as an adventure. Madonna's looking for some brown babies............
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They had twins? How'd they keep that under wraps until now?
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Submitted by peaches on August 4, 2008 - 12:25am.
That was horrifying too - I read the book, but this story is the worst I have EVER heard in a long time. Cured me of horror movies for a long time.
Why did she have an in-vitro again? Did they specifically want twins or is Brad having trouble keeping the ol' gun loaded?
@angel and boomsy
I live in NY and read it online and it really disturbed me and saddened me because I read all the reports on the victim and he seemed like a nice young man and was so young. It was really sickening, that's why I warned peaches not to google any of the stories or the facebook. It's really too sad.
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Okay I definitely didn't go to college with him! Sounds like this is the most horrific thing in Canada since Karla holmolka and paul Bernardo!
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Oh gah bradi...I think I'm actually willing to wade throught the sh*t at JJ just to see that pic of Leo! Btw....I'm reading another 'soon to be a Leo movie' book, "Body of Lies". Great story so far even though I liked "Shutter Island" better. But Leo's got excellent instincts when it comes to film choices.
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Submitted by boomsy on August 4, 2008 - 12:22am.
hehe
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
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"It's something right out of a horror movie," said Sheena in Edmonton.
Is SO right. I just saw a movie just like that because the attacker was, apparently, the sweetest guy right up until that day.
Sorry - I just read the updates. It sparked a lot of political stupidness, sadly.
ONT: Whatever. Good for you - have a cookie. (i had LOTS after i had my baby, btw)
PS. Yes - Sports stars get all the love. In Toronto, particularly, we're music crazed as well.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 3, 2008 - 11:13pm
Oops, McLean, you're right. Yeah, he's been in the news the last couple of days...I live in ND so it kinda creeped me out....
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I have to say...putting Shiloh on the cover and not the other kids just rips it for me. Could they BE any more obviously feeding the bias?
I'm telling you...these two idiots are tone deaf. They'd better hire back those publicists to keep them from pulling any more boneheaded moves like this cover.
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Submitted by boomsy on August 4, 2008 - 12:11am.
Nah, Tim Reid was the guy that played Venus Flytrap on WKRP In Cincinnati.
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I never thought Hollywood north was that big a deal, the actors up there kind of mix in more with everyone else. I always was under the impression that nhl players are the bigger celebrities then the actors. And how about that Don cherry? He's pretty damn funny, I must say!
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cartimandua on August 4, 2008 - 12:14am
I signed the guest book at his website and for emails.
You know, JJ has a post of him without a shirt or his gf.
I glanced earlier to laugh at the Brangeloosers.
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Submitted by flo on August 4, 2008 - 12:12am.
Oh my God Shiloh is ADORABLE. She looks like a perfect mix of Angelina and Brad, she's going to be a knock out and all the bitches are going to be hatin'.
Shiloh is damned cute! The pic of her holding one of the twins totally melted my heart.
Ha bradiful - I'm feeling a little supernatural myself. Might have to hole up with a big stack of Leo dvds until the loonacy passes.
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Submitted by peaches on August 4, 2008 - 12:09am.
His name was Tim Mclean and do yourself a favor and DON'T google the story.
OnT: They both look like Brad circa Legends of the Fall
Oh my God Shiloh is ADORABLE. She looks like a perfect mix of Angelina and Brad, she's going to be a knock out and all the bitches are going to be hatin'.
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Tim McLean. That is going to be one prevalant name in Canada, tho. It was in the prairies...Edmonton, I think.
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cartimandua on August 4, 2008 - 12:09am
Maybe it's just supernatural.
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Submitted by peaches on August 3, 2008 - 11:09pm.
I think his name was Tim Reid
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Angel_i
What was his name? I went to college with some Canadian guys, now I'm all paranoid!
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