MY EYES!!!!!!
Quick! Grab a piece of paper and stick a hole through it. Put your darkest sunglasses on, stand at least 10 feet away and carefully look through the pinhole to feast your eyes on the incredible and powerful beauty of the twin messiahs! Then you must immediately get on your knees and worship your computer screen. They can see you, trust me.
I'm sure emergency rooms everywhere will be at full capacity soon due to Brangaloonies going into cardiac arrest and poking their eyes out because now they have seen it all and there's no need to see anything more!
That being said, they look like babies. Seriously, just babies. I ran home from the bar for this?!!! Yes, that was a total Brangaloonie moment. I mean, they aren't even wearing crowns! $14 million doesn't get you much these days.
And Shiloh is totally holding one of the golden twins and thinking, "I finally have someone to play with in the basement!" That you do, Shiloh.
You can also visit People's and Hello's websites to read boring quotes and shit.
Also, you better get in line to buy People's issue tomorrow. 19 pages of sleeping babies! I'm sure Brangaloonies are waiting overnight.
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*Offers Sheeps and PSL the offering cup*
Please don't tell me that you attempted to view the twins without sipping on the blood of a sacrificed goat. Do you not understand protocol?
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
CUTE!!!!! I'm a Brangeloonie and then some. Yeah okay their babies look like any other 3 week old kids but YAY!!! I'm not going to front. I kept refreshing at People and them bitche is slow as hell. Shiloh is a doll baby and yes I sure enough will be spliting my pockets for a mag. A lot of bitches will. I know most of you hate them and don't believe the money is going to charity but I truly truly hope it is cause People will be getting my 3.75. Damn $3.75. Almost, just almost the cost of a tank of gas. Oh but the twins are worth it. I think?
Aw look. Angie has two more "blobs". In the second pic Brad is looking at them in the EXACT same way and position he looked at Shiloh when her pics were published. This is what the Brangeloonies were waiting for? *rolls eyes* Babies are babies. Jebus!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Aw, they're fucking cute babies.
The second photo looks forced. Brad looks like he is looking at objects.
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They do make beautiful babies. Love Shiloh!!!
They both look like Shiloh! It's the same pose and the same baby face that I saw 2 years ago.
People Magazine got gipped
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
I am so glad that I have my glasses left from the solar eclipse viewing on Friday. My monitor shocking me as I continuously lick it makes this event more exciting.
The goat is being led to the alter as I type.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Meanwhile, in a chateau in rural Provence, Zahara sits in a corner, fashioning a shiv out of an olive branch, and plotting her revenge...
They're cute. Big deal. How long before someone comments that only the Caucasian portion of the JP family is on the cover?
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
aw looks like the one with the darker hair got Angie's lips. They look like cute wrinkly old men, LIKE EVERY BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
Try to be kind to one another. Any one of us could die at any given moment and wouldn't you feel like caca to think the last thing you did was filled with hate and vitriol before you kicked it? - . - 8/01/08
How much would we have to donate to charity to make these two attention whores just go away?
My life is complete. *dies* *throws something at McSlutty with last ounce of strength* *really dies this time*
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
WOW, you should see my baby pics I looked all HAWT and crossed-eye these babies got nothing on me!!
WHAT AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL BABBIES!!!!!!!!
WE ARE BLESSED THAT THEY, THE PERFECTION OF ANGIE & BRAD'S LOVE HAVE GRACED US WITH THEIR AMAZINGNESS!!!
WE ARE HONORED!!!!!!!!!!!
Seeing them makes me think of 1,00 glorious sunsets! Of a 1,000 stunning crisp summer breezes, of 1,000 children's laughter, of a 1,000 intoxicating full moons! Why looking at these two perfect human beings make me think that I am looking into God's eyes!
Knox has the look of a great KING about him. His aroura SCREAMS 'Great Leader'. Knox's calling in life is to lead us! HE SHALL BE KING OF THE WORLD! HE WILL UNTIE ALL THE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD UNDER HIS RULE! AND WE SHALL BE HAPPY AND THNAKFULL FOR IT!
FORGET about FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE - Vivienne will become the WORLD'S GREATEST & BEST LOVED HEALER!! SHE will find CURES for Cancer, AIDS & all other illnesses that the 'doctors' say can't be cured! Vivienne will be greater than ALL the saints (apart from her mother of course). She will heal the world!!
LONG LIVE THE JOILE- PITTS!!!!!!!!!
P.S - Knox is Jesus, come to lead us into heaven himself!!!!!!
P.S.S - Vivienne will be the most AMAZING woman this world has EVER seen, we are HONORED that she has decided to grace us will her beauty!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.S.S - Shoiloh who?
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 30th 2008
OMG they look like babies... boo
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Slutts, how did the goat sacrificing ceremony go?
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
They look like every other baby.No big deal.
Shiloh and the look on her face..."Can I eat it mom?"
Angie looks tired and Brad needs to shave. Trying very hard for the regular ole Joe look, aren't they.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Looks like two white babies to me.
Seriously, babies aren't puppies. They all look pretty much alike until they're at least 6 mos. old, and they're not cute.
Shiloh is SO fucking cute,
Sorry- it's not her fault they are her parents.
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I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
Ugly!