MY EYES!!!!!!
Quick! Grab a piece of paper and stick a hole through it. Put your darkest sunglasses on, stand at least 10 feet away and carefully look through the pinhole to feast your eyes on the incredible and powerful beauty of the twin messiahs! Then you must immediately get on your knees and worship your computer screen. They can see you, trust me.
I'm sure emergency rooms everywhere will be at full capacity soon due to Brangaloonies going into cardiac arrest and poking their eyes out because now they have seen it all and there's no need to see anything more!
That being said, they look like babies. Seriously, just babies. I ran home from the bar for this?!!! Yes, that was a total Brangaloonie moment. I mean, they aren't even wearing crowns! $14 million doesn't get you much these days.
And Shiloh is totally holding one of the golden twins and thinking, "I finally have someone to play with in the basement!" That you do, Shiloh.
You can also visit People's and Hello's websites to read boring quotes and shit.
Also, you better get in line to buy People's issue tomorrow. 19 pages of sleeping babies! I'm sure Brangaloonies are waiting overnight.
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thevoiceofreason - we do no worship ANY celebs here. Go to JJ if all you want is homage. Fact is that they are played out. People aren't writing in this thread cause they love them. They are writing cause they are sick of these two. Can't hold a movie together anymore so they pimp themselve and their poor kids out to stay relevant. BTW - everyone has deaths in their family, a lot of us have kids, some of us have cheated and been cheated on, a lot of us do charitable work, we just don't go on and on and on about it.
they are crack heads that got a hold of the wrong stuff
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Barf.
Sick of Brangelina. Can we just ship them to the International Space Station already.
Shit adopting is no easy task. Adopting trans-racially is even more difficult. Loving and raising someone of a different race is a formidable task. But beause Angelina is portrayed as the devil, she can't have adopted children because she sincerely loves them, and is moved by the tragedies she witnessed while working with the UN. No, she is using them for publicity even though those children are clearly very attached to their parents. That image clashes with your perception as a mad goth brother kissing lesbo. So we are going to believe she is soo evil and crazy that she is using children for publicity, to distract from a "secret" heroin problem/eating disorder. Never mind that her mother died. Never mind that she just adopted a child who didn't adjust to their unusual lifestyle. Never mind that she was trying to raise 4 kids. She's just like Amy Winehouse and Paris Hilton only with a pretty face. Forget the millions she donated to charity, Bullshit she robbed Jennifer Aniston of her man. Brad didn't come willingly. She hypnotized him with one of her witch spells. And she didn't marry him! She and Brad didn't pursue holy matromony (even though 60% of marriages end in divorce) shame on them! Their children are not legitimate in the eyes of God. Evil!! Evil! Evil!
Submitted by Callan on August 4, 2008 - 8:57am.
@ Abaddon
That is the funniest photoshop job I have seen in a long, long time. But then again, it very well could be a legitimate photo lol.
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Ha--a photographer snuck in and took this when Brad thought he was alone. Photoshop, my ass! lol!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by emerson on August 4, 2008 - 9:49am.
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Congrtulatios to Angelina and Brad! But just saw Brad's personals ID on milllionaires personals site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" yesterday. It seems he can't wait to date new girl when his wife prepares to get birth to twins.
HA HA HA HA HA! THATS FUNNY BITCH!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
@ Abaddon
That is the funniest photoshop job I have seen in a long, long time. But then again, it very well could be a legitimate photo lol.
so many comments
wonky mcvaltrex jr. and little nck hogan of the FUTURE
YIKES
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I like this pic of proud papa Pitt
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/data/images/news/categories/brad_pittmoney2....
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Congrtulatios to Angelina and Brad! But just saw Brad's personals ID on milllionaires personals site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" yesterday. It seems he can't wait to date new girl when his wife prepares to get birth to twins.
Came back to check on this thread to see if these saintly babies had cured AIDS, pancreatic cancer, or Angelina's HPV yet.
I must say, these are very disappointing blobs. I was expecting miracles and shit at three weeks of age.
I call bullshit on this whole cover. AJ's not wearing black. It's fake. Girl can't wear white, she'd melt.
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"Your eyes are brown cause you're full of shit"
This is the first picture I've seen of the babies. Shows how important they are to me.
Seriously, I've seen cuter babies being carried by their parents down the street. They only thing that makes them special is that they have the most self -absorbed parents in the entire world.
We've seen the twins, now go raise them somewhere - in other words - Go Away!
Yah....angel. Next thing you know Brad is going start blathering, a la Katie, about what 'strong woman' Viv is....lol!
I can't wait....the transformation of Brangelina to Tomkat is just about complete. Scientolobot-equivalent loons already in place; blind hubris and vanity running merrily a muck...countdown to global backlash commencing. 5, 4, 3 .....
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Submitted by Asibi Ghana on August 4, 2008 - 8:29am.
Wow! how come they left out the other children on the front page.That shows that they ( AJ $ Brad) adopted them to exploit them.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Wow! how come they left out the other children on the front page.That shows that they ( AJ $ Brad) adopted them to exploit them.they dont love any of their children really.I hate that angelina so much..can anyone smell karma coming? i hope Jennifer gets pregnant soon,omg tthat would be fantastic.
Brad = Dumbo
Jennifer = Beautiful soul
AJ = The devil
AJ has sucked the life out of Brad.if only he could get his bio kids and run very far away from AJ
Africa wants her precious Z back.some of us can easily care for her and give her a more genuine precious love.Life is not all about money.
I'm out
Submitted by cartimandua on August 4, 2008 - 9:19am.
"It is chaos," laughs the Hollywood actress on life at the sprawling Chateau Miraval in Provence, "but we are managing it and having a wonderful time."
Doting dad Brad, meanwhile, confides: "Viv is proving to resemble Ange in spirit, attitude and physicality… And Knox, he's a bit of me."
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What the hell? That's a LOT of info on kids that are 2 weeks old! Miracle Babies, I tell you!
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
"It is chaos," laughs the Hollywood actress on life at the sprawling Chateau Miraval in Provence, "but we are managing it and having a wonderful time."
Doting dad Brad, meanwhile, confides: "Viv is proving to resemble Ange in spirit, attitude and physicality… And Knox, he's a bit of me."
Hello Magazine
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Yep. The last statement says it all. Sorry Mad and Pax, you're screwed.
One thing I can say...I have no doubts Jolie will treat those kids equally. It's the one good thing I can say about her. But Brad Pitt...nuh uh. He has been biding his time, waiting for fruition of his life's obsession...a son who looks like him.
Good morning...hot cup of eugenics anyone?
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"Africa is sexy and people need to know that." Bono
DAMN brad is lookin like a graaaaandpa.. plus angelina's gown thingy reminds me of the stuff my mom wears around the house. on the cover of people magazine.. weird haha
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
I have been healed! Wow, I was constipated for the last two days then I saw their piicture and dropped my laptop, ran to the bathroom and had a great bowel mevement! Thanks twin messiahs! I could have taken the laptop in the bathroom with my but was unsure if that would be sacrelidge.
Since I only see the face of one baby on that lame cover, I have to agree with everyone else. It looks like a baby.
Morning, sluts.
I was more excited to see that MK came to talk to us than I was to see the blobs. Who, I am happy to see, look just like any other blobs, though not as ugly as I would have liked. Oh well. Can't have everything I suppose.
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That picture looks so posed and fake. Brad looks like a bona fide peepaw now. Angelina's probably relieved that now that's she given Brad biological son, she doesn't have deal with having any more blobs.
Maybe they poop gold turds?
*goes to crawl back in bed*
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Weird, Sheryl Crow found an american baby to adopt. go figure.
Submitted by K2 on August 4, 2008 - 8:27am.
Apparently in this interview with People, Jolie goes on to say that she didn't have IVF and there is nothing wrong with their fertility. LMAO she's so full of shit!
Then she drones on about how they will start traveling again to 3rd world countries when the babies are a bit older. Translation: when I tire of breast feeding and the nannies take over at night!
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OR Translation: When I get sick of the ones I have and either try to return them or get new ones.
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Submitted by . on August 4, 2008 - 7:33am.
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Butt beads???? *perking up* Whatever shall we do with those??
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Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scientists say we may have underestimated the woolly creatures. The British scientific community is even suggesting that the animals might even be "Irish-smart".
Apparently in this interview with People, Jolie goes on to say that she didn't have IVF and there is nothing wrong with their fertility. LMAO she's so full of shit!
Then she drones on about how they will start traveling again to 3rd world countries when the babies are a bit older. Translation: when I tire of breast feeding and the nannies take over at night! I give it another month. Plus I bet we'll see her on a movie set before she actually schedules any humanitarian shit.
Oh and her daddy claims that he was surprised she has so many kids because when she was younger she never played with dolls. Yeah - didn't she admitt to killing her beloved pets instead? I thought she said that on the video of her in the drug den get the heroin contact high!
That is a cute picture of Shiloh but the babies look like babies. Cute, but nothing more special than any other babies.
Humm So i guess Queen Z, Maddox, and Pax can all go back to their countries of origin...i mean they served their purpose but their services are no longer needed as of 3weeks ago....The People magazine Cover made that clear...
Its all very simple you know..
One more thing...all this shit talk about adopting 'exotic' or 'non white' babies is really out of hand. Obviously NONE of you have ever gone thru the adoption process before, espically here in the U.S. The U.S. makes it damn near impossible to adopt a child UNLESS you are a fuckin 'celebrity' then all of a sudden there is a kid for you. My aunt and uncle who are straight up RICH and settled and have great jobs, stellar educations, a BEAUTIFUL home (I mean some 'cribs' shit) COULD NOT for the life of them 'find' a child to adopt from the U.S. They were told NO and that it could take between 5-10 YEARS for them to have a child placed with them. Not to mention all the extensive house calls they made, the extensive interviewing of family members, co-workers etc. They are left with 2 options wait till we are 50+ to adopt a 'white American baby' (since white american babies are so much better) or try other countries such as China, Russia, South American or Latin America. Thats how that shit works. Trust me 2 aunts one from each side of my family both went thru this shit. My other aunt and uncle have 2 adopted girls from China who they spent over $250,000 getting, they are beautiful, smart, caring and blessed. My little cousin Naomi was working in rice and cotton fields since she was 2 YEARS OLD. Now tell me why its so bad for people to adopt almost immediately from other countries? Maybe my cousin should have stayed starving in the orphanage she came from, forced to WORK IN FIELDS as a fuckin BABY. Maybe my other cousin should have stayed abandoned on the steps of the orphanage, I am sure she would have had an awesome life of filth,abuse and neglect. Now she is a honor student who plays sports and travels the world. Before you people JUDGE about touchy subjects like this, get your 411 and look at the process and look at this country. 'White American Babies' are NOT easy to come by no need to take a piss on those who want a child but dont want to wait 10 fuckin years.
Sorry this was so long but fuck some of you people need to get a grip, this subject is heart wrenching for people and I adore my family adopted or not. The hurt, stress and tears that adopt has brought to my family is unbelievable. So is the love, admiration and guidance. Dont judge before you get the facts, THEN you can talk all the shit you want.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
George Michael
Congrtulatios to the couple! But just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""""" yesterday. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
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Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
One banana, two Zahara, three banana, four.
Four Zahara's make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the baby buggies go
Comin' on to bring you The Jolie Pitts Show.
Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Lot's o cash for everyone.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Four banana, three banana, two banana, one.
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun.
Flip her like a pancake, pop him like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
I agree that the number of posts is frightening...I think it's cause what MK left with though. There are a lot of night owl posters.
This is the Dark Knight of threads. By what time in the day will it reach over 1000 posts?
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Plant away!!!
Yeah, babies, by default are cute...but not as cute as puppies =)
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All it needs is a little push.
lizzie - Pax will be/is the forgotten one. Best hope for him is shiloh joining the club. Far be it from me to say how many babies one should have, but it gets excessive after a point. Both parents have careers and there is no way in hell those kids are getting the parent and child time they need. IMHO.
800 posts?
Some of you sluts are fanatical about Brangelina!
They're quite fine by me, but did I get up at the crack of dawn to see their spawn?
Hell*fuck*no!
This is my only peek here, and it suffices, and it's free.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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I cant believe this post has spawned over 800 comments. AND I cant believe that people sat at their computers on a BEAUTIFUL day yesterday just to stalk out these pictures with hopes of living vicariously through these 2 pieces of shit for a moment in time. These babies look just like EVERY other baby, not cute just blah and if people keep saying shit like 'Shiloh is the cutest kid ever' I will vomit, that kid is really not that cute. I am so sick of them they make me sick on so many levels for so many reasons. Yuck.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
George Michael
The baby to the left is creeping me out with that grimace. He/she is all "Chucky" in the face.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 4, 2008 - 7:57am.
SB, your avatar makes me wanna do the banana splitz!
Twins? Shmins. I got nothing. Oh wait. I just farted some twins out. YAY! Go me!
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Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
Oh I meant to add- Maddox and Zahara were at least adopted as babies and don't know a different life. That poor little Pax- picked to fill that irksome age, gender and skin tone gap- looks sad and confused the whole time. I read an interview with James Haven and he said that he (Pax, not JH) didn't speak any English six months after being adopted- this was meant to be an 'ahh isn't Ange great' story, but my thoughts were what a cunt. He's not a baby, he speaks his own language and you have taken that and his name, not to mention the only life he knew so your 'family' matches. It's all wrong really.
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 4, 2008 - 7:57am.
Clarisse! Good mornin'! Mind if I plant a lesbionic kiss on your sweet face? hmm? *shh nobody is lookin yet*
Babies are cute. Can't help that. They is what they iz. Then the innocents grow up into Lin-Lin, Brit-Brit and Parisite. Aww. Life sux.
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Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
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I hafta say, the babes look like Bradley
LOL - yeah, they're white.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
Submitted by lizzieb on August 4, 2008 - 7:53am.
Lizz, I wholeheartedly concur! Seriously, these twats could have donated major MOULA to the small little scuffle dunk villages but nooooooooo, she goes and 'adopts' aka 'legally steals' a child from his/her homeland. Ain't that nice? How giving. Sorry but I'm not going to dilute the bullshit.
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Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
What a rip-off! I expected them to glow or have mutant abilities or somefinn.
*kicks bf out of bed and flips the pillow to the cool side zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
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Submitted by Callan on August 4, 2008 - 12:14pm.
OOOOOH. I shall keep away from all tinned goods today- thanks for the heads up.
On a serious note- why buy/adopt these kids from poorer countries?Surely they could pay their medical and educational expenses and let them grow up at home. I really do believe that it is because no wealthy country would let someone with her history adopt (as they would not let Madonna adopt at her age- 35 is cut off point in the UK) and also because it makes her look so trendy and international. With of course the added bonus that we can never forget they were adopted unlike a Caucasian baby.
As for these twins- meh- I feel for them when they realise Mum had a whole bunch of eggs fertilised and picked a boy and girl combo for maximum publicity. I am safely away from tinned goods when I say this of course.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on August 4, 2008 - 7:48am.
I hafta say, the babes look like Bradley. Damn but he makes some cute babies.
LOOK AWAY FROM THE SCREEN DOT - LOOK AWAY
lol! Too late. I'm toast! Butter my butt and call me a buttery Bradley Biscuit!
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Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
Why does the baby on the right tit (left to you from the pic) look like it's grinning with a full set of chompers?
I hafta say, the babes look like Bradley. Damn but he makes some cute babies.
Of course, they're both focusing on the boy child even though (clearly) the girl is cuter. How fucking apropos. China anyone? Anyone?
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Submitted by Michael K on August 3, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by . on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
IIIIIIII wiiiiillll always love youuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu <--chillax. MK was being facetious but it still felt good so neener.
I hafta say, the babes look like Bradley. Damn but he makes some cute babies.
LOOK AWAY FROM THE SCREEN DOT - LOOK AWAY
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4