MY EYES!!!!!!
Quick! Grab a piece of paper and stick a hole through it. Put your darkest sunglasses on, stand at least 10 feet away and carefully look through the pinhole to feast your eyes on the incredible and powerful beauty of the twin messiahs! Then you must immediately get on your knees and worship your computer screen. They can see you, trust me.
I'm sure emergency rooms everywhere will be at full capacity soon due to Brangaloonies going into cardiac arrest and poking their eyes out because now they have seen it all and there's no need to see anything more!
That being said, they look like babies. Seriously, just babies. I ran home from the bar for this?!!! Yes, that was a total Brangaloonie moment. I mean, they aren't even wearing crowns! $14 million doesn't get you much these days.
And Shiloh is totally holding one of the golden twins and thinking, "I finally have someone to play with in the basement!" That you do, Shiloh.
You can also visit People's and Hello's websites to read boring quotes and shit.
Also, you better get in line to buy People's issue tomorrow. 19 pages of sleeping babies! I'm sure Brangaloonies are waiting overnight.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 4, 2008 - 8:04am.
These babies look just like EVERY other baby, not cute just blah and if people keep saying shit like 'Shiloh is the cutest kid ever' I will vomit, that kid is really not that cute. I am so sick of them they make me sick on so many levels for so many reasons. Yuck.
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Amen to that !!!! I never saw the "cutest kid in the world" kinda appeal in Shiloh.... nor do i see it in these golden twins !
Sorry but beautiful (read overhyped) people dont always make pretty babies.... FACT !!
Submitted by Sashas_minion25 on August 5, 2008 - 12:09am.
Awwwwwwwwww... the children are beautiful... but I hope they showcase ALL the kids on the inside of the magazine... NOT just Shiloh!!!!
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Please stop with the nonsense! (NOT JUST SHILOH).
That little girl has been left out of over half of the family outings do in part to her age (nice excuse!). Of course all the siblings will be in the magazine. Geez, take a fucking pill. Just b/c she is on the front page it doesn't mean the others have been forgotten about. Within the first year of her life, her own mother called her a blob and made it clear that because she was born into priveledge, she was inclined not to feel for her as much as the others. SO how about we give baby Shi a freakin' break already and let her enjoy her moment alone on the cover of a magazine. She's been overshadowed for 2 years!!!!
Awwwwwwwwww... the children are beautiful... but I hope they showcase ALL the kids on the inside of the magazine... NOT just Shiloh!!!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
Thanks Brad. I missed all the fun on Sunday. I tried to slog through all the comments back to front tonight. I gave up when Taylor Swift Fan showed up.
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Mr. President on August 4, 2008 - 11:36pm
I heard a rim shot....
Maybe Ribbon, the kind you can curl and shit....
see I'm down with the corniness....
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If the number of comments surpasses a thousand does that mean this thread officially becomes a rope? Lame, I know.
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Submitted by wildchildintn on August 4, 2008 - 6:38pm.
so I had a moment of weakness and bought the magazine at cvs today. I felt bad about it until I went to my sons drs appointment and the nurses damn near trampled me to get to it..dirty whores.
I feel so used..
As long as you already feel used: how's about scanning and posting them so I don't have to pay $4 for a copy? Thanks in advance.
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so I had a moment of weakness and bought the magazine at cvs today. I felt bad about it until I went to my sons drs appointment and the nurses damn near trampled me to get to it..dirty whores.
I feel so used..
913 posts!!! Wow. I'll have to take a day off work just to sort through it all. I was going to post something but I'm sure all possible combinations of words in the English language have been used up on this thread.
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" No wonder she's no longer against having biological children! "
Did she feel that way pre-Brad, or post?
I guess the bitch should have definitely gotten an abortion, yea, that would have been the right thing to do, since if she said something like that she should never be allowed to change her mind
she''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on August 4, 2008 - 3:44pm.
have you heard of a little thing called investments? I seriously doubt 100% of their money comes from movie making.
Nice try though
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you're right. the money does come from their investments. Those would be called : Shiloh,Viv,Knox . Who knew that biological babies would bring a waterfall of money to them. No wonder she's no longer against having biological children! lmao.
God doesn't need money.
Just sayin'
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Good lord, 900 comments??? This must be a record even the Brangeloonies at JustJared don't get that high. people quit it! they're just babies--and they ain't that cute
ugh....when you look at it that way imagine how much that unmitigated douchebag Oprah REALLY has. It's obscene. She could stand on her balcony every morning and throw out 1,000 bills for an hour, for the rest of her life, and still have more money than god
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Submitted by Libraesque2007 on August 4, 2008 - 3:44pm.
have you heard of a little thing called investments? I seriously doubt 100% of their money comes from movie making.
Nice try though
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Exactly. Their combined income of 41 million is ONLY for movie roles and advertisements. Not for sales of pics, not for paid attendance, and not for investment interest. They're starting at 41 million....imagine how much they really have.
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So Angie's black now? God I love this site!
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have you heard of a little thing called investments? I seriously doubt 100% of their money comes from movie making.
Nice try though
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''
Say what you will but I doubt Angie Jo makes that much money, I mean doesn't Jennifer Aniston make more? And neither one are doing that many movies.
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yes, Jen does make more (according to Forbes). Jolie may have done Kung Fu Panda, Wanted and the Clint movie but I highly doubt with all their expenses (jets,nannies, guards,taxes, charity, rent/mortgages out the ass, lawyers, managers,etc) she brought home any real money. That's why they've been pawning out 4 children in less than 3 years. It makes up for what they're not making in movies. I believe that she will give a portion of the procedes from People to charity - maybe 1/3 of it. But certainly not all of it.
Look, I Found a book that may one day help the Jolie Pitt children:
http://www.amazon.com/Children-Self-Absorbed-Grown-ups-Getting-Narcissis...
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Submitted by No Words on August 4, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I don't believe it either. Anyone can say they're donating to charity, doesn't mean it's true.
Besides they need all the money they can get, I'm sure renting estates (plus the homes they own), bodyguards and private planes aren't cheap. Plus school tuition and other children's expenses.
Say what you will but I doubt Angie Jo makes that much money, I mean doesn't Jennifer Aniston make more? And neither one are doing that many movies.
Brad must have cash but all that hideous, expensive furniture he buys, I'm sure, is costly.
Plus they have American dollars, and are probably being paid in it, not Euros.
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 9:50am.
Submitted by kww on August 4, 2008 - 10:42am.
It's true, that nice slim, tall frame is actually African not European. So all those nice lean, tall people out there can thank whatever African/Middle Eastern ancestors they had.
I would like to see proof of the money going to charity...until I see some substantial proof from a reliable source (NOT PEOPLE) I do not believe for one second it is going to a reputable charity. Brangelina are self serving liars.
Shiloh looks cute finally....cuz that kid did not look right as a baby
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''
Nothing special.
So, all bitching aside, where are the rest of these photos? If People was out in the US on Monday (Monday evening in the UK right now) I thought the copied spread would be everywhere. Or is it tomorrow? I want to see how they are staging the bio and non- bio accessories. Maddox in a 'team Jolie' T shirt? Why do I care really, I just love the way they sell their lives and the image they try and create whilst raising my eyes to the heavens and swearing.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
I want proof of these so called charities that the baby picture money is going to. All we have is their word, and well, we know how good that is.
Submitted by StewieGriffin on August 4, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Whether you like them or hate them, stories about Brangelina get more comments than any other on this site. I could care less about the baby pictures, but at least they did a good thing with the money they got for them and you can't say anything bad about that...unlike other celebs who sold their kids images out of greed.
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Actually, we are slowly finding out how much of that money actually gets into the hands of the needy. Strangely - we can't find out exactly without paying a fee. And they do get lots of comments - personally, I REALLY enjoy seeing MK get the hits.
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Whether you like them or hate them, stories about Brangelina get more comments than any other on this site. I could care less about the baby pictures, but at least they did a good thing with the money they got for them and you can't say anything bad about that...unlike other celebs who sold their kids images out of greed.
I couldn't possibly give a shit less.
Better the money goes to charity than to a ruthless paparazzi.
Wake me when this craziness passes.
*Pops a Xanax, washes it down with Chardonnay*
Submitted by . on August 4, 2008 - 12:02am.
OKAY. I'm sick of this shit. Everyone who thinks I really am that sick bitch, "mouse", say "Aye." Because I'm sick of this bullcrap and I have to say it's truly unfair to me as a person who has a stellar credit record (nor bragging, just truth) and I'm not RICH but I sure as fuck don't steal from people. I've been poor as dirt in my life and I know what it's like to dig through a garbage can at McDonald's when I'm starving hungry (yes, true).
I dare ANYONE to prove that I did the shit that the supposed "mouse" bitch did. I DOUBLE, NO, TRIPLE DARE YOU. I'm clearing my name as humble as it may be "." but I'm clearing it. I'm fucking sick and tired of this "Mouse" shit. TIRED of it. FUCK YOU STUPID CUNTS who don't have a clue and that shouldn't be everyone else's fault if you were too retarded and shared your info with everyone. I'd NEVER do that and even when I was NEW to the net I never did that. Fuck. How retarded are some of you jokesters? -And yet you're still obsessed with your fucktard MOUSE? Please! How about grow a brain and keep your shit to yourself! DOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! WE ARE ALL MICE!!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!! STUPID HETEROS!
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 4, 2008 - 11:45am.
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Yeah - I always thought she as mixed then heard of her background and shut my face. But, really THREE babies with big, huge lips? It's too much to me.
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Haha! Rocket:
"which show a Madonna-like Angelina Jolie with Brad Pitt as middle-aged and goateed architect and two blob-like infants"
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This from Gawker.com. I think it just about says it all:
http://gawker.com/5032664/the-most-expensive-cover-in-history
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 7:50am.
Submitted by kww on August 4, 2008 - 10:42am.
Sorry Angel, shit was a little hectic last nite so I couldn't respond, but since it's been brought up again...
I always thought she had a little somethin' somethin' in her genes. When I first saw her in Hackers I thought she was mixed. And remember, she has a new nose. Her old one was a little thicker, more ethnic.
Those little babies definitely inherited the soup cooler gene. Let's hope they have straight hair bc Angie has proven she doesn't know what to do with the naps!
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Submitted by Stoney on August 4, 2008 - 11:06am.
Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 9:50am.
So what exactly did you say? I really don't feel like doing the scroll through 900 comments.
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LOL! I said: That large-ass lip gene is very predominant. It makes me wonder if the bitch don't got some colour up in there.
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Submitted by cartimandua on August 4, 2008 - 9:19am.
Yep. The last statement says it all. Sorry Mad and Pax, you're screwed.
One thing I can say...I have no doubts Jolie will treat those kids equally. It's the one good thing I can say about her. But Brad Pitt...nuh uh. He has been biding his time, waiting for fruition of his life's obsession...a son who looks like him.
yes, I agree, though Most men are like that, I won't fault brad individually for that, that's how men are! but I do agree, Angelina probably loves the adopted children far more than Brad does. I honestly think if those two break up and Angelina raises all the kids herself, and than marries a nice man who is not an actor, the kids will end up far happier! I just think these two are a nightmare together!
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They just needed clomid.
Submitted by Asibi Ghana on August 4, 2008 - 9:29am.
Africa wants her precious Z back.some of us can easily care for her and give her a more genuine precious love.Life is not all about money.
Yes we know! her biological mother is alive and wants her back! I've seen pictures of her, It's obvious she is her mother, She looks just like her. She looks like a healthy womman who can give Z a decent life, I for one hope she gets her back, than the paps will never bother her again! It sounds like you're from africa, anything any of us can do to get Z back to her biological mother?
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Submitted by angel_i on August 4, 2008 - 9:50am.
So what exactly did you say? I really don't feel like doing the scroll through 900 comments.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 4, 2008 - 8:19am.
Nobody's judging on this touchy subject, we are judging Brangelina, because they exploit the children they adopt, we'd rather see someone like your aunts get to adopt these children than Brangelina, because they would give them the life they deserve!
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Submitted by thevoiceofreason1 on August 4, 2008 - 10:02am.
Shit adopting is no easy task. Adopting trans-racially is even more difficult. Loving and raising someone of a different race is a formidable task
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Just ask my hair. My poor mama didn't have the first clue what to do with it and I spent my formative years looking like a bush baby!
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Submitted by kww on August 4, 2008 - 10:42am.
Hmmm we get our genes as far back as five generations (biology 101) and this goes to show African genes are truly dominate...check the lips on the babies!
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THANK you! Everybody got eerily quiet when I said it - but I wasn't nearly so diplomatic, it's true.
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I'm willing to bet they photoshopped those babies to look bigger. They were only five pounds at birth, and I bet even that was an exaggeration.
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Submitted by Abaddon on August 4, 2008 - 9:53am.
I like this pic of proud papa Pitt
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/data/images/news/categories/brad_pittmoney2
Hahahah! Loves it!!!! I pray someone sends him that!LOL!!!!!!!
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Doting dad Brad, meanwhile, confides: "Viv is proving to resemble Ange in spirit, attitude and physicality… And Knox, he's a bit of me."
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No, Hard Knox is totally going to be James Haven 11.
Time to hire more nannies
Hmmm we get our genes as far back as five generations (biology 101) and this goes to show African genes are truly dominate...check the lips on the babies! Angie's rocking those Creole genes...Shiloh looks like Brad minus the lips and the babies are swarthy and dark like Angie and her mom's side. They are cute!
Okay, just read all the drama from last night.
Submitted by thebiglebowski on August 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
just jared taught me that..jeez where's your sense of humour??? mk is probably getting his no no whole waxed. he doesnt have time for us losers
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I know this twit isn't here but that just fucking pisses me off. MK absolutely has time for us, he's the hardest working blogger there is.
Fucking moron.
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