The Return Of Katie Holmes' Tight Rolled Jeans
Yes, I'm the only dumb skank who gives a tiger's penis (NSFW) about Stepford Katie's love of tight rolled jeans. They made their first known appearance over two weeks ago. I hated her jeans at first, but now they're slowly growing on me. I've been stuck in the mid-1980s for so long and Katie's hideous tight rolled jeans have slowly brought me into the late 1980s and early 1990s. The New Kids on the Block reunion has also helped me move past 1985. I'm getting there.....
That being said, Stepford Katie still looks like a bowl of wilted lettuce with no dressing. You know she thought she looked extra sexy with Tommy Girl's disco jacket on.
And since we're talking about the early 1990s. I leave you with this musical masterpiece. When I was a kid, my friends and I would choreograph dances to this song. Again, thank GOD YouTube wasn't around then. For the longest time I thought he sang, "shit is on the window." I thought that was really edgy.
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Submitted by modianos on August 2, 2008 - 11:41am.
where is she that its cool enough for a jacket? im not buying the rich people theory...my AC is blastin 24/7 (yall dont even wanna know how much my electricity bill is) and its not cool enough for a jacket INSIDE my house...
That's funny... I keep wondering the same thing! There are only three reasons to wear a jacket in the heat of the summer:
1- She is being abused.
2- She is anorexic and can't hold the heat in and is always cold.
3- She is shoplifting.
I have a feeling it's a combo of number one and two. Maybe she disobeyed TGirl, and he cut her off. In which case we can also add number 3.
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Wait, you mean he ISN'T saying "shit is on the window"? Sure sounds like it to me.
he's not saying shit on a window??!
thanks to day shift stripper, i can't get a naked image of the guy from big brother with a tiger penis out of my head. yikes.
MK, I think Katie heard your plea yesterday to bring back the rolled jeans, so she pulled them out of the dirty laundry pile.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
the only way she could look even more hideous is if she wore stonewashed jeans
Why is Katie Holmes dressed like a vagabond loitering at the bus terminal?
Doesn't she realize she is NOT a fashion icon? She is only a high priced mannequin purchased by Tom Cruise.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
I am left handed and when i was (trying) to learn the guitar, i played it upside down and reversed the chords...lol AND I SUCKED!!!!
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OMFG hahahahaha! It does sound like he's saying "shit is on the window."
Look like CO$ needs to update their 1980s Katiebot software.
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Okay, I looked at the picture from two weeks ago and the jeans look different. I think she has more than one pair! That's more scarier than Tommy Girl's man-wedges!
Submitted by Bella on August 2, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Maybe she's wearing these clothes to punish herself.
As opposed to short circuiting or something.
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"Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one. Who do you pick?"
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
This is one time when i am glad to have been on a "blackout" binger for years. i don't remember that dogawful song. lol.
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Is katie the only one who would agree to the terms of being Tammy's fish-beard?
Discuss!
Every single thing in that video is fake. The guitarist is "playing" left-handed and upside down. The singer has a dumbass haircut, to boot. I guess I should stop fretting that current music is over-processed.
Makes you curious as to what her parents think when they see the kinds of pictures... I know she reaps what she sows but sometimes I just want to hug her and find her a safe house.
her dad is a lawyer. Was no one looking out for her when she was marrying that little asshole?
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KBot rolls them tight to keep the Xenu gas from leaking. ;> where did her style go???
Every time I see her I just think: What kind of a moron would turn down The Dark Knight? And for what, Mad Money??? It was clear from the start that TDK would be a massive hit, and if you´re a nobody like Katie and offered to taka part in it, despite having SUCKED in the first one, you fucking take it!!! If I were her I would need some serious therapy to deal with the huge success of TDK.
would somebody please knock some sense into this chick, first scientology, TC, now this????? She has lost all touch with reality .
Katie-Bot really needs to swap heads and put on the one that has the long hair. This head's hairstyle is so unflattering.
Even with a slight smile, she still looks like a Stepford wife to me. She used to look kinda pretty, but now her face is so gaunt, she looks terrible.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
That dude in the background looks like Ryan Phillipe.
In a blurry sort of way.
(i'm so chatty today)
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Holy cow- TGirl has totally WRECKED Katy. She is truly nuts wit dem tight rolls.
MollyJones on August 2, 2008 - 12:48pm
"Cinch It"
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ya'll had better quit snarking on tiger peens! TigerLilly is going to come in here and prove what zookeepers have known all along!!!!! Tigers will put a can of Whuppass on a snarker...lol!
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The whole look with the belt and the rolled ankles reminds me of that 90's SNL Gap sketch with Adam Sandler and David Spade where they keep telling customers to "paper bag" their jeans.... "Just Paper Bag It!"
....Does ANYONE remember that??
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That tiger is hung like a common house cat. I bet Lewis is packing way more heat than that.
Ha, I thought he said "shit on the window" too.
I bet that muscle dude from Big Brother has a tiger penis.
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"Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one. Who do you pick?"
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Sin and a goddamn shame.
This bitch is married to what, 300 million dollars, but she is dressed like she never found the blue light special lane.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
i have zero compassion or empathy for her. she signed up for this deal. fuck her
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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The '90's are back whether we like it or not, MK!
My whole closet is a mix of 70's flares and peasant tops and 80's skinny jeans and puffy sleeves with lots of flats and platforms. Each day is a different decade. :D
I haven't reached the 90's yet.
Haha it really does sound like he's saying "shit is on the window". Now I can't hear anything else. What a badass song.
Nawwwwww. You haven't reached TRUE hip status until you wear hospital pants with the cuff rolled up.
Yeah. I did that in high school. My drama teacher said to me, "Are those hospital pants?" hahaha
Submitted by Sheeps on August 2, 2008 - 11:37am.
Whenever I see these pix of her, I think of "There She Goes" by Sixpence... Not sure why, but it fits.
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now im gonna have that song in MY head when i see her from now on...it wouldnt be so bad if i liked it :(
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
heehee Bradiful...whenever I go Rollerblading at the beach, and I see some chick either in short shorts/knee socks, or skating in just a bikini, I start singing the "Three's Company" theme...lmao
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I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough; and Papa I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
-Dan Fogelberg "Leader of The Band"
where is she that its cool enough for a jacket? im not buying the rich people theory...my AC is blastin 24/7 (yall dont even wanna know how much my electricity bill is) and its not cool enough for a jacket INSIDE my house...
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
Michael K., you seem to like anything that is a slow painful torture.
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Whenever I see these pix of her, I think of "There She Goes" by Sixpence... Not sure why, but it fits.
parissucksliterally on August 2, 2008 - 12:33pm
Short shorts and knee socks too.
I'm sure Tommy Girl has a few of those outfits for himself.
All that acetate shiny Express clothes circa 1985.
Nast.
Remember the shirts split up the back and the huge shoulder pads? Tina Yothers on "Family Ties", the episode where she tried to be popular.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Could the jacket suggest she's tryna block out Xenu's radio waves? I hope TommyGirl's keeping an eye on her - he is very generous allowing her to attend work by herself like that. We wouldn't want her to start taking advantage of such freedoms.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Bradiful, she needs some matching satin skate covers and a boombox on her shoulder.
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I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough; and Papa I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
-Dan Fogelberg "Leader of The Band"
parissucksliterally on August 2, 2008 - 12:30pm
Think Roller Rink Queen.
Those ugly mofo jackets remind of the TShirt stores, you know buy a tshirt get a huge iron decal put on it.
I had a Duran Duran one.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Members Only, Bradiful?
she looks like an ass!
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I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough; and Papa I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
-Dan Fogelberg "Leader of The Band"
Tigers got small cocks. Robertoooo
OMG AND THE FUCKING SATIN JACKET.
oops, sorry but the caps are staying.
Abhorrent.
Heinous.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Katie dear, GIVE IT UP. You are NOT 'bringing back' that look. Posh "might" be able to, but not you.
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I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough; and Papa I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
-Dan Fogelberg "Leader of The Band"