Saturday, August 2nd 2008

None Of Your Business!

SamRo and HoHan were doing lezzy things at LAX yesterday when they were asked how they felt about Police Chief Willy's comments. In case you lost a few memories from binge drinking last night, LAPD Police Chief Willy Bratton said they don't have to deal with the paparazzi as much because HoHan has done and "gone gay." Yeah, because that's easy to do. Watch out! Don't hit your head too hard on anything or you might go gay! That's what happened to me. I was hit over the head with a fat dick and voila! Gay as Tommy Lee's peen is looooong.

HoHan responded to TMZ, "Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life. It's inappropriate." Don't worry, HoHan! That Chief Willy doesn't know what he's saying because he's got JD for brains.

However, I think it's inappropriate that SamRo and HoHan are wearing that many clothes in fucking August! That's when you can tell a bitch is rich. Rich people don't really dress for the weather because they go from air conditioned car to air conditioned room. Poor folks gotta wear coochie cutters, crop tops and flip flops to keep from passing out from the heat.

Here's SamRo and HoHan on their way to Chicago yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


Clarisse's picture

Leggings? Really...what a shock.

Off topic...My company is soooooo stupid. Because nobody has any common sense, i'm being paid about 60 bucks an hour to type this...

still here...

sitting on my ass...

waiting for people to pull their collective thumbs outta their arses...

yep...

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 2, 2008 - 11:22am.

These two should cover up as much as possible. No one wants to see that freckled fracas.

TB, "Freckled Fracas!"

Ahahahahahahaha! That was excellent! :)) *crying tears of laughter*

Lucy Goosey's picture

LIndsay dear, if you don't want the public to comment on your personal life, then don't parade it up and down the streets like a Macy's Thanksgiving float.

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TheBreakdown's picture

These two should cover up as much as possible. No one wants to see that freckled fracas.

And it was sooo hilarious living in Dallas and seeing these old women wearing fur coats in August just to show a little dough.

Get more carats, not fur.

Duh!

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meadowgirl's picture

i know you use coochie cutters on purpose just to make ME laugh every fucking time!!!!

as for these fucking unimportant bitches...i wish they would fuck off already. why don't these bitches ever just STAY FUCKING HOME??? i mean, they have money why don't they send their assistants out for their shit? this is how i know they love the attention.

fucking assholes.

zomay's picture

All bad publicity is really good publicity. That is the Lowhan family circus mission statement.

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angel_i's picture

Lindsay's shirt is see-thru. Klassy.

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Ugh. I feel a little ill...not sure if it's this colon cleanse diet or looking at this post but either way...I feel not so good right now. *barf*

Triscuit's picture

MK-I just had a mental image of you in coochie~cutters,crop top and flip~flops!
I like it,you SLUT!♥

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Le_CUNT's picture

this is how girls spread herpes. they go lick pussy for a couple of months and then go right back to fucking guys...when she gets tired of munching carpets she'll continue spreading her std ridden crotch all over hollywood..fucking little vermin.

WTF's picture

Lindsey--STFU

MargeAggedon's picture

He is an idiot. No denying that.

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angel_i's picture

And MK, you're so sensitive!

She did so 'go gay'. And she'll go back straight again too! It's a girl thing;)

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EvilShoe's picture

Is this the same Chief that said Shitney needs to stay at home? Hot Slut Willie?

The chief said later that his sister is gay ........

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angel_i's picture

Um...then don't make your personal life a public interest. I think the police chief can do whatever the fuck he needs to do to keep the public safe - and if that means slamming Hohan a little - so be it.

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