None Of Your Business!
SamRo and HoHan were doing lezzy things at LAX yesterday when they were asked how they felt about Police Chief Willy's comments. In case you lost a few memories from binge drinking last night, LAPD Police Chief Willy Bratton said they don't have to deal with the paparazzi as much because HoHan has done and "gone gay." Yeah, because that's easy to do. Watch out! Don't hit your head too hard on anything or you might go gay! That's what happened to me. I was hit over the head with a fat dick and voila! Gay as Tommy Lee's peen is looooong.
HoHan responded to TMZ, "Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life. It's inappropriate." Don't worry, HoHan! That Chief Willy doesn't know what he's saying because he's got JD for brains.
However, I think it's inappropriate that SamRo and HoHan are wearing that many clothes in fucking August! That's when you can tell a bitch is rich. Rich people don't really dress for the weather because they go from air conditioned car to air conditioned room. Poor folks gotta wear coochie cutters, crop tops and flip flops to keep from passing out from the heat.
Here's SamRo and HoHan on their way to Chicago yesterday.
Samro must have some awesome finger banging skillz to keep Hohan this pussy whipped for so long. Yeah it's been like months...and the whore is still with her!
Your face!
Hohan and her stupid leggings...with her zombie lez gf forever. It's fuckin' hot in Chicago, whatever! I think I've never seen her even wear flip flops either, I live in them during the summer and I'm in SF and it's not really warm here during the summer either!
Your face!
Picturing these two getting it on does not make for a pleasant morning. Also, Hohan and BritBrit should start a clothing line with food stains as part of the design vision.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 2, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Meh, these whores are boring. When is Lindz gonna Heche a bitch already?
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LOL! This should totally be a thing with all these bi girls breaking out. "She Heched out on me." "She won't return my calls cuz she's Heching." "She used to date my brother (sister)then one day, out of nowhere, she just Heched him!" "Sorry girls, not tonite - tonite, I've got to go get my Heche on!"
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Hahaha so true! I've got my old gym shorts and Ictchy & Scratchy t-shirt on right now to beat the heat
OT: Tigerlily so true, but Sam probably has a nice strap-on collection
Meh, these whores are boring. When is Lindz gonna Heche a bitch already? The firecrotch is raging for some peen by now, for sure...
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Let me guess... Lo Lo is going on a cross country tour to promote those leggings.
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Submitted by RJII on August 2, 2008 - 4:33pm.
well said, I really doubt the old chief was trying to hate on anyone other than those fucking nasty sluts
This LoHo made her personal life the Chief's life when she repeatedly drank and drove into shit, and got caught twice w/ cocaine.
Taxpayers were tired of her, shitney, paris etc..
I can only imagine the Chief was tired of babysitting too.
Lohan has mellowed since going to the Land of Gay. So fucking what. If it took pussy to put some panties on the girl, so be it.
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Hohan's been hoo-ha humping Sam for a while now, I guess it's getting serious.
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She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
Submitted by Noelegy on August 2, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Her stepdad.
I just want to know where Sam whosits got that sweet Foreigner T-shirt.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Yeah I agree with y'all. While I do think TMZ does go to far, I'm sick of celebs complaining about their privacy. It's not a private industry. They don't care about their privacy when they're getting $10 million dollars to appear at an event for 5 minutes or whore their babies out in OK magazine. They're not concerned about their privacy when they're getting free shit, or they can walk into a place and get what they want just because of who they are. If it was really just about the "acting" they were do theater and be poor just like all the other no name actors, so whatever!
Oh shut the fuck up HOhan. Your whole family should be THANKFUL that anyone cares.
You all are maggots on shit.
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"inappropriate"? I just looked that word up in the dictionary and HoHan's picture is right next to it. This is the gayelle calling the kettle black or something like that. Why is this useless hasbeen relevant at all any more?
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Yeah, wealthy people need to hide the track marks on their arms too......."H" and "Coke" are very expensive!!!!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 2, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Have I got a bucket on my head? I have never seen the gayelle in these two twats. All the pictures that are taken look like pictures that could be taken of any friends.
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USE THE FORCE, DEB.
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"Poor folks gotta wear coochie cutters, crop tops and flip flops to keep from passing out from the heat."
MK knows the truth! I just came back from Wal Mart and that's all pretty much all I saw.
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HI PSL, DOT, BRADI, ET AL.,
One word staged.
And I don't think that Sam is that happy about it. Judging from body english, she distances herself when in public.
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...whatever.
Deb, the pictures from France, when Linds is nuzzling Sam's neck weren't enough to convince you? Take that bucket off your head!
heehee
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Have I got a bucket on my head? I have never seen the gayelle in these two twats. All the pictures that are taken look like pictures that could be taken of any friends. When they have taken shots that could be leading it just looks staged.
I think she doesn't trust anyone, especially that good for nothing family of hers, and Sam Ronson is the only friend she has...
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...whatever.
I can't get over how HoHan's lover SamRo acts like she's so cool, when she looks to me like a typical mini-van/SUV driving suburban mom.
And yes, some suburban moms have tattoos and skin modifications too.
STOP TAKING PICTURES OF THIS TWAT! Okay we get it, you ran out of dick, nobody cares. Your not egdy, your not hip for going down on a chick that LOOKS LIKE A DUDE. Date a chick that actually looks like a chick and then I might care (no probably not). Why are people still taking her picture? I gurantee once the cameras go away Hohan will be back hooking up with dudes. I'm really tired of seeing her picture on EVERY site, everyday. When will she go away?!?!?!
Submitted by Einah Teb on August 2, 2008 - 7:57am.
No one who flashes their naked vagina for the paps is qualified to decide what's "inappropriate."
WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRD.
Oh BOOOOOOOOOOO SaLi.
(trying new condensed name for these two, LiSa?)
You don't mind the rest of the world chatting about you but one Police chief who is paid to PROTECT your gottdamn rights and save your sorry asses by dealing with your Mothers, Lawyers, etc... to get you out of DUI's, then he's your bff.
Ass lickers.
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Clarisse, look at it this way: you're getting 60/hr to Dlist! Lucky bitch...
Einah, GREAT point....lol
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I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough; and Papa I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
-Dan Fogelberg "Leader of The Band"
Submitted by Einah Teb on August 2, 2008 - 11:57am.
No one who flashes their naked vagina for the paps is qualified to decide what's "inappropriate."
Einah, EXACLTY RIGHT!
Sheeps and PSL, Hey, I have some dangling participles to parse with you! -Meet you for coffee and a donut on me!
Clarisse, I [honestly] don't envy you because you must get bored out of your skull and that can be very frustrating when you have a very intelligent brain in that noggin'!
TheBreakdown and .
Yeh, i'm a pretty lucky bitch, it just seems wasteful to be paying someone OT when you don't have the project ready...i just need to be doing something!
Alright...no more whining.
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Submitted by madam s. on August 2, 2008 - 8:54am.
Why limit it to Saturdays?
No one who flashes their naked vagina for the paps is qualified to decide what's "inappropriate."
-Einah
Morning madams, Sheeps and all!
You are right, they don't have any personal life, but I wouldn't appreciate being the butt of someone's joke like that.....what the hell is wrong me? What did I put in my coffee to make me defend these two gayelles?
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Sheeps,
Parsing is my favorite thing to do on Saturdays.
Let us parse this sentence: "Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life." First, it’s one police chief in one city who made one unfelicitous comment about one person’s going gay. Second, setting aside that the chief’s comment was probably a misguided attempt at humor, Lindsay and SamRo have no personal life and relish the attention their very public relationship brings them. I bet Lindsay and her publicist actually love the chief’s comment.
As much as I giggled and clapped when Bratton said it, and as out there are they are, I actually agree with her statement....
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Keeps me crying baby for you, I'm gonna keep sighing baby for you; so won't you hurry, come on boy and see about me
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Oh, puh-leeze. Blowhan has TMZ on speed dial.
Blowhan's jealous that Ali is getting too much attention now from Mommy AND the media. Thus her phony outraged reaction.
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The bisexuals.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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But don't worry, MK, we do know that YOU were gay before you were even a twinkle in your Daddy's eye. (Your real Daddy - for your Mommy, pervert!)
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Submitted by buddy on August 2, 2008 - 11:33am.
Anne Heche?
buddy, amen! I wonder how SamRo will feel when she gets dumped for a man once Lin-Lin tires of the pooty-tang?
From the very beginning of their "exclusive" relationship I have sensed that Lindsay is just using and tolerating ManRo cuz Hohan's broke ass has a lifestyle to support and right now the only one with the funds and desire is little Ghoulie Sam. She is just using her for convenience, and if Sam IS really nice to her- my gut tells me this skank Lindsay doesn't truly appreciate it anyway. She seriously suffers from narcisism and entitlement, BIG time.
MK, she did go gay. She used to like guys, now she's with Sam Ro, and betcha she is with another guy within the next year. That's goin' gay. Now women are more likely to do this than men (see Anne Heche) and most gay men I know say they were born that way and never liked girls.
Submitted by buddy on August 2, 2008 - 11:33am.
Anne Heche?
buddy, amen! I wonder how SamRo will feel when she gets dumped for a man once Lin-Lin tires of the pooty-tang?
Hey, dumb skanks- yeah YOU ManRo and HoHan, YOU!!! How is it "inappropriate" for ANYbody to comment on what you openly show in public KNOWING your pictures are being taken all the time???
Besides, it IS NOT like he said it in the least derogatory way, either. Just very matter of fact when he commented on ALL you cheap STD hosts.
Is he(the chief) in fact wrong? Hasn't she "gone" from being a prodigious heterosexual(father-figure issues anybody?) who was shat on by the guys who used her and dumped her when they got tired of the smell of her desperation, to a "lesbian" of convenience because she finally found a sexual partner who treats her well when they're not fucking?
Anne Heche?
I have a feeling that Mama Lohan will find a way to make it her business (as in copyrighted) to reveal more than the leggings in her daughter's closets.
She needs to have a coke and a smile and STFU.
Clarisse:
Stop complaining. Alot of sluts would kill for your job.
But not me. I work for myself.
Besides, now you get paid to be here and rant with your fellow sluts! ;)
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They need to stop eating poosay and eat a fucking ham sandwich.
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 2, 2008 - 11:25am.
Off topic...My company is soooooo stupid. Because nobody has any common sense, i'm being paid about 60 bucks an hour to type this...
Clarisse, you show off! I want your job!
Look at SamRo bringing up the rear *again*. It's like when you go on a school trip and there's always the weird kid trailing at the back of the cool kids group, because the cool kids kind of pretend to tolerate them but really keep closing ranks and forcing them out.
Ok, I was that kid.
Ok, it wasn't the cool kids, it was the B-group.
Ok, it was the Christian Chess Players.