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Kate Hudson and Lance Amrstrong broke up like 10 seconds ago and she's already got herself a new bag. Well, an old new bag. Some nosy bitch told OK! that they witnessed Kate and her ex-husband, Chris Robinson, kissing on the street in front of her apartment in NYC.
The nosy bitch said, "They were really affectionate with each other and gave each other a kiss which lasted much longer then a platonic kiss should last — 20 seconds, maybe a little longer. Without going into all the details the kiss was more than just friends. They seemed like something more going on and were very affectionate with each other."
Without going into details? Did they also finger bang each other or something? Whoever this "witness" is, needs to get laid now. Who stands there, stares, and times a kiss? Well, I do that, but I have my reasons.
Kate is just making a pit-stop on Chris before moving on to her next dude. Her vagina is probably feeling weepy and alone, so it needs someone familiar to console it. That's what exes are for.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 1, 2008 - 4:17pm.
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LMAO-he just did
he's a shapeshifter that one
why this annoyes me so much, I don't know
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 1, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Aww, quit trying to front, you know you're a voyeur, you can only get off good if it's in public, just go on admit it, we won't judge.
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Cheating Juice head Lance Armstrong is such a fraud...im glad he has one ball. Ballclops just better stay away from my scarlett Robertoooo
Yay! I want her to be with him because "Almost Famous" is my all-time fave movie and she belongs with a rocker dude.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 1, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Come on now! Leave Kate alone! I bet her va-jay is like an old car
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That explains the infatuation with the one-ball-bearing biker.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Awesome. I hope they get back together.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
George Michael
I LOVE "Twice As Hard", and "Remedy" , and "Sometimes Salvation"
BC had some great songs....
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "I'd Die Without You"
A dirty match made in heaven. I hate to say but I almost felt a stir of sadness when they broke up.
Clarisse, your avie makes me want to have alone time right right here. Which would make it public time.
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 1, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Kizzy on August 1, 2008 - 5:07pm
**giggles** Ticklish toesies!!!
I still have "Remedy" on my ipod.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Well, I will have to admit that I had posters of her dad and his brothers ahangin over my bed, when I was young.
Helped me discover those parts of me I wasn't supposed to touch.
I just hate to see first class skanks with third-rate heauxtential.
Her vagina is a conveyor belt.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by angry mom on August 1, 2008 - 2:05pm.
How long before emerson drops a stupid spam entry here?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Are they the new Tommy & Pam?
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
She sure has issued a lot parking permits for her va-jay-jay lately.
Of course, with her career stagnating what can she do for entertainment?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Come on now! Leave Kate alone! I bet her va-jay is like an old car...it takes so long to warm up it's better off just keep the damn thing running open all the time...
Yeh, she's a whore. Her brother used to be SMOKIN though!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Her vagina must look like a revolving door.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I don't think Goldie was ever the serial bedhopper her daughter is. But hey, I partied with pro baseballers so why point fingers? Still, never a serial bedhopper. Robinson must be a schmuck; couldn't he find another groupie instead of the same re-tread?
Kizzy on August 1, 2008 - 5:07pm
*sniffs and tweeks Kizzy's kitty paws*
I just heard "She Talks To Angels" on the radio.
On T: That was it.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 1, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Back in the "Hard to Handle" days, I'd have handled him. ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Chris better run fast.
The title for this should have been "BACK FOR WHORE!!"
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
WHORE!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
kizzy, although I have a lot of respect for his talent, CR was never hot to me...
Ryder is so fucked....poor kid.
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "I'd Die Without You"
Wasn't Goldie a bit of a bed hopper, as well?
she must own stock in valtrex.
I feel sorry for their son. The dad seems to keep a low profile (or nobody is interested, lol) but mom... sheesh, lady, think of your poor kid before you let the door revolve one more time.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 1, 2008 - 5:05pm.
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Very. But for some reason, I liked her better when she was with him. Now, she's absolutely insufferable.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Hard to believe that Chris Robinson used to be hot. Long, long ago.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
psl-agreed dear :)
she comes off so deperate and lame
like she has no identity without a dude next to her-barf
Kate is pathetic. She can't be alone for more than a day.
I find people like that to be very sad.
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "I'd Die Without You"