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Kate Hudson and Lance Amrstrong broke up like 10 seconds ago and she's already got herself a new bag. Well, an old new bag. Some nosy bitch told OK! that they witnessed Kate and her ex-husband, Chris Robinson, kissing on the street in front of her apartment in NYC.
The nosy bitch said, "They were really affectionate with each other and gave each other a kiss which lasted much longer then a platonic kiss should last — 20 seconds, maybe a little longer. Without going into all the details the kiss was more than just friends. They seemed like something more going on and were very affectionate with each other."
Without going into details? Did they also finger bang each other or something? Whoever this "witness" is, needs to get laid now. Who stands there, stares, and times a kiss? Well, I do that, but I have my reasons.
Kate is just making a pit-stop on Chris before moving on to her next dude. Her vagina is probably feeling weepy and alone, so it needs someone familiar to console it. That's what exes are for.
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In her defense, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
I don't know...she's a little loose and she's probably been fucking her ex husband..and I agree, these people must catch diseases..they all fuck each other over and over again
Lance and Kate broke up? I'm way behind here.
I thought one ball,one hole made a great couple.
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The part I don't understand is how come you don't hear stories of the many disease they have received. These stars walking around dating all these guys but not catching anything? Besides the Hilton chick, I want to hear of fatally disease that one of these motherfuckers are carrying. It has to be out their but the media is not saying.
I know there was a rumour out there with a famous pop star with AIDSs but no one is reporting they just want to protect their own.
How all these celebrity's fucking but not cathing anything.?!?!?! Their privates parts are not Superman.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Hysteria on August 1, 2008 - 4:30pm.
I think it is so cute that you are cheering on somebody who has been banned at least 5 times, one of the times for posting me and my signif's personal information, including names and stuff. You go girl.
You belong together
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he said he'd love me forever, if I would only smoke crack with him
*point and laugh, report abuse and move on. DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.
Sluts that get married too young (or young for THEM -age is only a number sometimes) always end up skankin' it up as soon as their cooch is free to share with the free world.
Yes, Miss Simpson, I'm talking to you.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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offt: where is gwen stefani? did she give birth? any news? it;s kinda strange..
Does anyone know off hand if she got around before Chris? when she was with him she "seemed" laid back and cool, but ever since their breakup she's been making up for lost time...
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on August 1, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Totally and Complete Off Topic: How are your Bostons?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Nosy Bitch should get herself to the nearest Emergency Eyewash Station and flush her eyes out for at least 5 minutes!
Who knows what sorts of antibiotic resistant germs and superviruses she may have contracted from gawking those two dirty freaks for 20 seconds.
He looks like a cross between a dishevelled and unmedicated schizophrenic and that hippy guy from the Joy Of Sex book from the 70's..
she is just all sorts of wrong..a newer version of Goldie Hawn..minus the boobs, personality, and talent...who only got anywhere because of who her parents know...
Kate has shifty eyes, bitch cant be trusted.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Kate is just a product of her environment.
Love her mother to death, but it must be said, Goldie was a first-class slut back in the day, and probably still.
You know she is sharing that geriatric poon with more than just Kurt!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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I never understood this coupling in the first place and I certainly don't understand it now. I feel like I need to have a hot shower. Ick.
I think Chris is hot and sexy. I'd tap that.
That ho gets around. I can just picture her liek this girl I went to HS with. All the boys loved her. It wasn't that she was the prettiest or the smartest...but she had a way of working them. God, I was jealous of that girl. Funny how age is because with Kate - I'm actually just worried about what the fuck is wrong with her.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
EveryStrangersEyes on August 1, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by zomay on August 1, 2008 - 6:49pm.
aren't the Black Crows suing a country singer or some crap?
http://www.popcrunch.com/black-crowes-gretchen-wilson-copyright-infringe...
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Thankyou.
TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 4:42pm.
"Mommy is a slut because Daddy was a slut first."
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Perfectly said. She went crazy after she figured out her marriage was not "together forever". Happends often.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on August 1, 2008 - 4:22pm.
I normally don't like to get involved in stupid stuff on the internet, but this girl is a weird one and constantly makes rude comments to other posters on here and I am just sick of it. I am pretty laid back but she just got under my skin, lol. Okay, rant over, and now I am moving on with my life haha.
Submitted by Hysteria on August 1, 2008 - 4:30pm. If her posts had to do only with celebrities and not talking shit to people on here, that would be one thing. I just don't like it when the attacks become personal, like she has done here today and like she did to me yesterday. She deserves to be called out on it. If that makes me a bad bitch, then she is fucking cunt.
"Mommy is a slut because Daddy was a slut first."
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 1, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Ryder Robinson needs an explanatory text, like "My Ten Daddies," or "Why is Mommy a Slut?," or "Real Men Do Not Wear Long Hair."
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Bwahahahaa! Dont forget to add..."Why Does Our House Smell Like Tuna and Panty Pudding?"
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Choco,
don't let the bad bitch club get to you. they can be amusing in their own slutty way. you're free to express your thoughts on the celebutards like anyone else. ignore the rest. it's more interesting with a variety of views.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 1, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Ryder Robinson needs an explanatory text, like "My Ten Daddies," or "Why is Mommy a Slut?," or "Real Men Do Not Wear Long Hair."
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Why Why Why? HA HA HA HA HA HA
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Ryder Robinson needs an explanatory text, like "My Ten Daddies," or "Why is Mommy a Slut?," or "Real Men Do Not Wear Long Hair."
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
I can't fathom why the media is so interested in Kate Hudson. Granted, she's an actress but mainly she's totally uninteresting, plain and boring. Even her slutty ways are boring.
Submitted by tangerine on August 1, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by choco starfish on August 1, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Why do people announce they're leaving??? Because they want to feel like someone cares....they want to feel not alone...
God your posts are fucking annoying and dumb and I am sick of looking at your stupid avie. Why do you come on here? Just to post things that make absolutely no sense and to try and talk shit to others? You obviously have no life because you get some kind of weird satisfaction from starting trouble here. Don't even bother responding with your dribble because I am ignoring you from here on out you turd.
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Im in LOVE...I feel the same way. Go to X17, Choco and start your shit. Youll fit right in. Dont let the door hit you in the ass, my bet is that it cant miss.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by Rockwell on August 1, 2008 - 6:04pm.
[Oh, and why, pray tell, do people have ongoing discussions on this site that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC AT HAND? Annoying.]
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agree. sometimes it's funny. but sometimes it's just boring inside bla. i think that's what the forum is for. imho.
OT: kate is flat with a duck ass like her mom. she'll have trouble settling.
Submitted by zomay on August 1, 2008 - 6:49pm.
aren't the Black Crows suing a country singer or some crap?
http://www.popcrunch.com/black-crowes-gretchen-wilson-copyright-infringe...
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"Come on mama,
heal this lonesome man.
Grow the tree of wholeness,
in this desert land."
Submitted by M.E. on August 1, 2008 - 6:20pm.
What man in his right mind would take back his ex wife, who left him for another man, fucked 49872958729 people since they've been apart and now wants him again?
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im glad someone was keeping count, I'm doing sienna's tally :S
Kate seems unable to function without a man camped out in what-must-now-be her enormous sausage wallet. It's like there's a turnstyle to her bedroom.
[Oh, and why, pray tell, do people have ongoing discussions on this site that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC AT HAND? Annoying.]
M.E. - it sounds terrible, but I don't give enough of a hoot to google it*!
I'm out for the night kids, have a good night
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he said he'd love me forever, if I would only smoke crack with him
*point and laugh, report abuse and move on. DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.
aren't the Black Crows suing a country singer or some crap?
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Viva - I hadn't heard about the cheating thing. Who knows.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 1, 2008 - 3:33pm.
LOL brilliant!!!!
Submitted by choco starfish on August 1, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Why do people announce they're leaving??? Because they want to feel like someone cares....they want to feel not alone...
God your posts are fucking annoying and dumb and I am sick of looking at your stupid avie. Why do you come on here? Just to post things that make absolutely no sense and to try and talk shit to others? You obviously have no life because you get some kind of weird satisfaction from starting trouble here. Don't even bother responding with your dribble because I am ignoring you from here on out you turd.
Hmmm... Major Buzzkill, reporting for duty
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he said he'd love me forever, if I would only smoke crack with him
*point and laugh, report abuse and move on. DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 1, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by choco starfish on August 1, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Have your tried tomato juice?
It works on skUnk odor; it might work on skAnk odor.
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Well im the biggest skank around and I wear A'dour de Tomato everyday....yet mofo's can still smell me from a mile away!
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Ill smoke crack with you....
Submitted by choco starfish on August 1, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Have your tried tomato juice?
It works on skUnk odor; it might work on skAnk odor.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Eva Longoria, sans MAC, looks like an abandoned marsupial.
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I think I ran over her yestersday now i cant get that rank scunk smell outta my car!
What to do...
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Ill smoke crack with you....
Submitted by M.E. on August 1, 2008 - 6:20pm.
What man in his right mind would take back his ex wife, who left him for another man, fucked 49872958729 people since they've been apart and now wants him again?
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Let me do the math... That's over 49 billion ding dongs that she has embraced. Wow! LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Eva Longoria, sans MAC, looks like an abandoned marsupial.
And yet, she is on every other magazine cover you can imagine.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by M.E. on August 1, 2008 - 3:20pm.
I thought he cheated on her first. Not that I care, but I remembered something about waiting a while before appearing with the chick he was banging while he and K were married
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he said he'd love me forever, if I would only smoke crack with him
*point and laugh, report abuse and move on. DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.
Submitted by mike on August 1, 2008 - 6:16pm.
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LMFAO! I don't know why that made me laugh so hard, but it did.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
What man in his right mind would take back his ex wife, who left him for another man, fucked 49872958729 people since they've been apart and now wants him again?
Hell NO!
Submitted by mike on August 1, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Kate Hudson really doesn't deserve the amount of coverage she receives. She's an average actress at best. She doesn't seem to be that interesting of a person, beyond her parentage. I just got bored writing those three sentences about her.
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Theres alot of em like that. You hear people espounge about how gorgeous eva longoria or some blond haired blue eyed 95 pound scarlett is....and to me, they're just average at best...like a million other girls look just like them......
Know show me a adrinna Lima or Phenelope cruz and ill show you a unique true beauty...
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Ill smoke crack with you....
Isn't the most feminine son Brooke Hogan or is her clit still to engorged to qualify?
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Kate Hudson really doesn't deserve the amount of coverage she receives. She's an average actress at best. She doesn't seem to be that interesting of a person, beyond her parentage. I just got bored writing those three sentences about her.
I think everyone feels bad for people with PPSD, no one is undermining its effects and dissmissing it. I used to be in ROTC and a lot of us had a little get together about a month ago and man.....talk about a change. These people who I remembered as being young and full of life were just mean, lifeless machines. There was no laughter, no lightheartedness...you could see worry in their eyes. But what pisses me off most is when I talk to them, they emote about how they were so enthused and disilliousoned when going to war....they, thier family and their wives had no idea of the effect war has because most of the pople fighting on the front lines are 23 and under.....just young...they had no idea what it would be like, and they have no idea what they were truly fighting for.....I hate Bush, I hate repubs....
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Ill smoke crack with you....
Submitted by Clarisse on August 1, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 1, 2008 - 3:09pm.
OT: ITA. Nice ho dress.
BTW: Has she ever cut her son's hair? Or, is she competing with Celine Dion for the most feminine son award?
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oh yeah OT: I kinda like that ho dress she has on
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he said he'd love me forever, if I would only smoke crack with him
*point and laugh, report abuse and move on. DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.