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Kate Hudson and Lance Amrstrong broke up like 10 seconds ago and she's already got herself a new bag. Well, an old new bag. Some nosy bitch told OK! that they witnessed Kate and her ex-husband, Chris Robinson, kissing on the street in front of her apartment in NYC.
The nosy bitch said, "They were really affectionate with each other and gave each other a kiss which lasted much longer then a platonic kiss should last — 20 seconds, maybe a little longer. Without going into all the details the kiss was more than just friends. They seemed like something more going on and were very affectionate with each other."
Without going into details? Did they also finger bang each other or something? Whoever this "witness" is, needs to get laid now. Who stands there, stares, and times a kiss? Well, I do that, but I have my reasons.
Kate is just making a pit-stop on Chris before moving on to her next dude. Her vagina is probably feeling weepy and alone, so it needs someone familiar to console it. That's what exes are for.
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I love off topic, Tangerine! Do not believe everything you read.
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...whatever.
Happy happy birthday, Deb!! Oh wait, I think that is too personal and off topic....
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 1, 2008 - 7:26pm.
oops, apologize to crazy stalker bitches. Commence beating.
It's not your birthday by me yet Deb, but it is by you, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "I'd Die Without You"
Thank you all very much!
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...whatever.
He is waaayyy too talented for her.
Why did they even get together?
Didn't they know each other for about a week and then suddenly get married?
Chris Robinson is such an amazing singer/performer.
Yeah, he's scruffy, but who cares?
nic cage needs to shave.
goodnite all. see you tuesday.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 2, 2008 - 12:38am.
Aww! ((HUGS))! I sure do love ya, kid. Glad to hear you're not angerin' at me. -NOT that I'm not deserving of it sometimes. lol!
DebFH's birthday?! Holy crappola! No party hats! I love that sweet puddy tat!
Deb, I hope you are celebratin' and having fun, sweet soul! August birthdays are da bestests! Love you!
Happpppppppyyyyyyyyyyyy birthdayyyyyyyyyy to youuuuuuu and manyyyyyyyy, healthy, happy moreeeeeeeeeee! ((HUG))
Topic: Kate and Lance are NOT a cute couple. Sorry, but, I look at them together and I gross out.
HAPPY BIRFDAY DEB!!! Tritto that ditto that angel did.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"NYwealthyMatch . c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Is she single now?
Submitted by . on August 2, 2008 - 12:35am.
Oh, and it's DebFromHell's bday!!
Drink up!
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by . on August 2, 2008 - 12:35am.
I was mad at you?
NEVER!
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
There are a couple debs here (I love 'em all) so Happy B-day to the Deb with the new year under their belt.
TeamV, are you still mad at me? *sniffle*
This couple gives me the ickies. Fug men who dream of marrying up seriously need a reality smack-down. If you're A. UGLY B. Out of shape C. Broke D. Looking for a woman who is ten times better looking than your fug ass well... Good luck, sucker.
Submitted by angel_i on August 2, 2008 - 12:30am.
And Happy Birthday to Triscuit in 6 days, if I don't see you.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 2, 2008 - 12:19am.
Totally Off Topic, too
Happy Birthday, Deb!!!!!!
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O! Well, I'll ditto that!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Totally Off Topic, too
Happy Birthday, Deb!!!!!!
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
@DebFrmHell:
O yeah...that makes sense! I'm going to try again tomorrow, tho, cuz I want to hear it. I bet it's funny:) Those announcers sound kinda high. The show is an acid trip, itself. I like the way it's all so intense!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Angel and Triscuit,
Probably has something to do with excusez-non. no excuses kind of thing.
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...whatever.
Totally off topic: I ♥ Karen Flatts.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
@ Triscuit:
Now you got me checking out Iron Chef *eyeroll* I' hopeless.
I like the original! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd4f7hR3F7s
and HEY! They got that Japanese host (ICAmerica) to say Glitter and Glamour: His speech coach will forever be more impressive to me than all these celebs combined!
I can totally see why people like this show.
Cooking is cool. And you learn lots about food.
Sorry, tho - I can't watch other people do things for too long and I never heard him say SKUZON! LOL! But I wanted to!
ONT: sorry to be off topic. O wait - that's not the topic!
ONT: I can't believe Owen wastes his time with this slut. She needs to stick with Brangelina types. Quieter ones...but just as shallow.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by RJII on August 1, 2008 - 11:31pm.
It has zero boobs.
Actually there is one boob in the pic and he's standing right next to Kate.
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TOTALLY off topic but I am freaking the fuck out about this and have NO idea how to find it out...Did anyone ever watch "Iron Chef"?The original one not the stupid American"Iron Chef".You know when the dude who interrupts the narrirator all the time and says SKUZON..that is my phonetic spelling.
Please tell me someone knows what that means>?????
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"Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers."..Larry the Lobster from SpongeBob SquarePants..
It has zero boobs.
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Submitted by Hysteria on August 1, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by Rockwell on August 1, 2008 - 6:04pm.
[Oh, and why, pray tell, do people have ongoing discussions on this site that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC AT HAND? Annoying.]
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agree. sometimes it's funny. but sometimes it's just boring inside bla. i think that's what the forum is for. imho.
OT: kate is flat with a duck ass like her mom. she'll have trouble settling.
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Well then, I've got an idea for you: Why don't two go form your own "bad bitches club" with choco-stalker-smells-like-jealousy-fish and you won't have to deal with all the off topic comments!! One little clue for you: when you bitch and moan about the "club" and make bitchy comments every chance you get, the other posters aren't ignoring you because this is some sort of High School Social Club. They ignore you because you're fucking annoying, pathetic, and completely uninteresting.
When you can actually lead into an off-topic conversation with someone on a post it is because they may actually have something interesting to say, believe it or not!!! In the short time you twats have been here, let me think....nope! Not once have I wanted to pursue a conversation with any of you. Now wait, somebody really original come back and tell me that "off-topic conversations are for the forum!"
Fuck you-- if I want to have an OT conversation, try and fucking stop me. here not going to go on for twenty posts, they will be short and funny and full of bullshit, but no one is going to tell me what they will contain, least of all you. Oh, and I love the quick last minute "OT add-on" to YOUR off-topic conversation. That was clever the way you slipped that in real un-noticed like...
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on August 2, 2008 - 5:02am.
BB! SmOOches
Sorry to have missed you!
James Haven must go as well. Those crazy kids will be up before you know it and James Haven likes to watch the sun come up before Brad starts barking orders.
It was great to see everyone!
Stay well!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Awww, Balenciaga! Nice to see you, of only for a second!
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "I'd Die Without You"
Herpes and aids and genital warts oh my!
Stick with one dick or vajajay and be done with it. It's scary knowing 1 in 4 people have fucking HERP.
I'm out for good now because I want to write some music and find some zen in this hectic shitty world.
Try to be kind to one another. Any one of us could die at any given moment and wouldn't you feel like caca to think the last thing you did was filled with hate and vitriol before you kicked it?
Well?
:P
Hey PSL, and my Mary Kay Queen! Damn...and I have to go because its time for dinner. Catch you tomorrow I hope! Sorry if I left anyone else out~
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by James Haven on August 1, 2008 - 10:48pm.
Hello Dot! good to see you!
~melts into a puddle of happy goo~
Good to see you too, JH! *MUAH*******accidental tongue*
Kate reminds me of Pammy and Tommy... The Icky & Sticky love from hepatitis hell.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 1, 2008 - 10:46pm.
Hi "."! How are you? You haven't been around much recently, people were asking about you...
Yeah, I had a temper from hell back then...now I still get pissy, as everyone here knows, but I don't feel blood boiling anger anymore.....reiki is a goooooood thing....
PSL, I'm great, baby girl. Just tuckered but feeling OK and I hope you are doing well? :) Yeah, I caught up with Viva on Yahoo for a few moments before she had to exit stage left.
I think a temper is not such a bad thing really. Sure, it can sometimes come off badly if it's not kept in check to a certain extent but it's very useful when you're being bullied by someone or in a situation where you have to show you have some cojones and can stand-up for yourself.
Topic: Picturing Kate and Lance doing the nasty makes me want to give up porno chia pets forever.
Submitted by . on August 2, 2008 - 4:46am.
Hello Dot! good to see you!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"NYwealthyMatch . c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Is she single now?
Submitted by James Haven on August 1, 2008 - 10:44pm.
*sniff* --> Teasing! Don't you hate listing anyone? It's like a damned if ya do and damned if ya don't because inevitably you forget someone you truly like!
RIGHTTTTTTTTTT? >.<--- lmao
Hi "."! How are you? You haven't been around much recently, people were asking about you...
Yeah, I had a temper from hell back then...now I still get pissy, as everyone here knows, but I don't feel blood boiling anger anymore.....reiki is a goooooood thing....
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "I'd Die Without You"
@PSL: You little Scorpio vixen you...now, Scorpios I know something about. I think aging is the best thing for us, to be true;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Hello PSL, Manny, Madam Pince and anyone else James Haven has missed!
SmOOches! It is good to see everyone!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Hear hear, Cara. Personally, five minutes around most people leave me WANTING to be alone.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 1, 2008 - 10:36pm.
PSL, you could get sued for that nowadays! lol
James Haven has been escaping my clutches lately damnit!
If you really love someone stick with them and stop the merry-go-round! ESPECIALLY if children are involved. It's really fucked up for kids to see mommy and daddy with all sorts of different people and shit.
She went from uniball back to hairy balls...obviously.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
frankly, i'm surprised kate's didn't go back to owen wilson...oh wait, when kate breaks up with chris on wednesday. owen will be hanging out with kate and ryder on thursday...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Hi everyone!
James Haven that is a funny story- I threw a bicycle at an ex once....he left me standing outside holding his bike, and didn't come back for 10 minutes...when I went to find him, he was talking to this chick who was part of a drama triangle of ours...so I threw the bike at him, and told him he could fucking have her drive him and his bike home!
Ah, I was 23...had quite the temper then......lol
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "I'd Die Without You"
Submitted by James Haven on August 1, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Hi James,
Next thing you know Kate will be seen spreadeagle on Guido beach in a bukkake festival.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 1, 2008 - 10:26pm.
TV I think VLL's stalker should visit Guido beach, I'm sure that he/she/it could get some action there.
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I don't really have much of an opinion on Kate, but people who can't be alone for five minutes bother me. It just screams "needy" and those sorts of people are best to be avoided.
James Haven, you always have the scoop.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
Submitted by tangerine on August 1, 2008 - 10:22pm.
I find that offensive to crazy stalker bitches. Most are entertaining, VLL's psycho needs to be brutally beaten.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
James Haven has Chris Robinson as one of his clients. Strange, but true. Chris really appreciates a good facial. Yes, he does have a beard, but he pays good money and with James Haven, the customer gets what he wants!
He told James Haven, that he misses Kate even though she does not like to shower, sometimes for days. Nasty!
He also said that Kate called him after she and Lance broke up. Kate told him that she took Lance's favorite bicycle to the market (without permission no less!) and crashed into a small Mexican man sending the bike and the man through the grocer's window!
Lance did not forgive Kate, but you know these Hollywood types. Lance wouldn't admit he broke up with her over a bicycle, so they made up some silly story about not having enough time for each other. Now she wants Chris back, but he doesn't think he should since he knows she's nothing but a big stankin' ho!
James Haven just listened, as he has his own problems livin' with Angie and these crazy kids, and lets not forget.....Brad. :(
SmOOches to all!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 1, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Oh Viva if I would have known that I would not have held back on the skank. What a freak. I can't believe she keeps on posting here. It's one thing to just have an opinion, it's another to be some crazy stalker bitch.
Sorry. It's the ice cream.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I'm a nut *click click*
I'm a nut *click click*
I'm nut, I'm a nut I'm nut *click click*
Called myself on the telephone
Called three times but I wasn't home
I'm a nut *click click*
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I'm nut, I'm a nut I'm nut *click click*
Asked myself for a little date
Picked me up around half past eight
I'm a nut *click click*
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Gave myself a little kiss
Slapped myself and then wrote this:
I'm a nut *click click*
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I'm nut, I'm a nut I'm nut *click click*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.