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Kate Hudson and Lance Amrstrong broke up like 10 seconds ago and she's already got herself a new bag. Well, an old new bag. Some nosy bitch told OK! that they witnessed Kate and her ex-husband, Chris Robinson, kissing on the street in front of her apartment in NYC.
The nosy bitch said, "They were really affectionate with each other and gave each other a kiss which lasted much longer then a platonic kiss should last — 20 seconds, maybe a little longer. Without going into all the details the kiss was more than just friends. They seemed like something more going on and were very affectionate with each other."
Without going into details? Did they also finger bang each other or something? Whoever this "witness" is, needs to get laid now. Who stands there, stares, and times a kiss? Well, I do that, but I have my reasons.
Kate is just making a pit-stop on Chris before moving on to her next dude. Her vagina is probably feeling weepy and alone, so it needs someone familiar to console it. That's what exes are for.
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Sensimina on August 2, 2008 - 6:49am.
Not long ago there was talk by someone who does blind items (Hollywood Lawyer? maybe) that if the hollywood young adults quit taking their HIV cocktails, it would be VERY evident that nearly everyone is positive. I wouldn't be surprised.
WHORE. The biggest WHORE in Hollywood. She makes Wonky, Lezzy Lohan and the shanks, inc. look like Virgin Mary.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
she's always been a whore, ..i just wonder when is someone going to come forward and say "bitch has AIDS"
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Kate Hudson truly is a revolving door of sexual desperation.
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I always think there must be a crazy rampant case of HPV, myself. I mean, that's just super hard to protect against.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I have been wondering about the STD situation in Hollywood like a lot of you hos. Seriously, there have to be more than a handful of celebs with HIV and things way worse than herpes. To me, herpes is a given, every celebutard probably has it. I'm still wondering if the HIV+ pop star blind item is about Britters or someone more obscure than they are making it out to be, but this shit is definitely around in Hollywood stars. Statistically, Wonks shouldn't have made it out unscathed at this point.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 2, 2008 - 6:38am.
Get out! Me, too! Course, in my case, I'd like to help Jen A with her biological needs.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 2, 2008 - 6:41am.
DiamondDawg on August 2, 2008 - 9:39am
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY....
At 7pm EST on the People website!!!!
Surely your heart skipped a beat yesterday at the announcement!
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Hi Bradiful! Thanks for the head's-up. Yes, I totally missed the announcement. I have an evil boss and didn't dare check in to Dlisted all week due to the solar eclipse on the first fearing once again (as I do every Friday since February) that surely that will be the day I will be fired.
So, enough about my wee problems, I'll be right here with my favorite Muffins at 7pm SHARP to copy, paste, resize, revise and use as new avie any number of photos that will pop up. But I'll try not to get them from People. Their server might crash since the Seven Seals WILL be opened at 7pm, Sunday Night. See, its Angie's demonic connection to the UN and all that.
Submitted by Euphoria on August 2, 2008 - 5:57am.
I hope she doesn't go back to this megadouche. He's the one that told her that if she gained weight again (she was pregnant, for pity's sake) he would leave her...like he's all that and a bag of chips. But, Kate's a dumbass, too. She alluded to his affairs with groupies on the road and said she would rather not know for sure he was sleeping with them. I guess a big old oozing herpes cluster or some other STD would give her a clue.
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lol @ "all that and a bag of chips" -- haven't heard that in awhile.
Can you imagine how many STD's these two have between them? More than the number of kids in the Brangelina posse.
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 1, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Totally off topic: I ♥ Karen Flatts.
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Hi Tonic-- Sorry I missed you last night, but as you can see from that last post of mine I was at my wits end with those tards so I blasted them and left. I don't do that often because it doesn't help, but it made me feel better. Besides, their attention spans wouldn't last past the first two sentences so it really didn't matter. I'm sure something shiny caught their attention at that point anyway...
I promise to be try to be funny and INTERESTING today, if at all possible, instead of bitchy and long-winded.
Completely, totally, 100% OT: I heart Tonic back.
Morning DD!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 2, 2008 - 9:38am.
I should lose my voice from screaming at the ocean any second now.
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I must be a crazy, pathetic pisswhore because every time I read that I wish there was an ocean close by so I could do it. Not for the babies, tho - just for fun:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
DiamondDawg on August 2, 2008 - 9:39am
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY....
At 7pm EST on the People website!!!!
Surely your heart skipped a beat yesterday at the announcement!
Ugh, I just had a coffee burp from that.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 2, 2008 - 9:33am.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 2, 2008 - 6:23am.
Morning, BB. This is about my normal check-in time. I'm just counting down the hours till the twins' pix are lain before us.
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And how many magazines will you buy!? I guess, it depends on how cute they are, huh? They should be good and ugly at this early stage of the game.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 2, 2008 - 6:33am.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 2, 2008 - 6:23am.
Morning, BB. This is about my normal check-in time. I'm just counting down the hours till the twins' pix are lain before us.
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Oh for fuks sake!! Is that what we're in for today???
Sheeps on August 2, 2008 - 9:33am
I have genuine replica Biological Clock with Jen A.'s picture on it and the alarm is set for tomorrow night.
I just went over and "observed" the subjects of the Loon Experiment in a simulated environment, by my estimate, I should lose my voice from screaming at the ocean any second now.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 2, 2008 - 9:30am.
angel_i on August 2, 2008 - 9:27am
My home is not a big one and my littlest one has found the black hole in it.
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That's what my bunny does! WTF? How can I look in EVERY single place and I don't see her?!
I used to have cats and they never did that. I never had a pet that didn't want to be all up in my face all the time.
@Sensima: I DID have kittens like that, tho. It's bizarre how it seems like they get together and make plans to destroy us. My friend had a dog and a cat and together they soon learned quick easy ways to knock food off the counter and get it out of the area superquick.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Sensimina on August 2, 2008 - 9:31am
You have my deepest condolences regarding your Bong.
Maybe it was the New Moon/Solar Eclipse yesterday, I'm blaming this past week on that.
And on Brangelina, everything is their fault anyway.
MEOW!
*as my cat nudges my hand and wants to be picked up*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Good Morning Hot Muffins!!
I've missed you all!!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 2, 2008 - 6:23am.
Morning, BB. This is about my normal check-in time. I'm just counting down the hours till the twins' pix are lain before us.
Bradiful, my cats have been acting like fucks for days. Their newest thing is knocking over the garbage can in the middle of the night, waking my ass up, so I can force my fiance to get out of bed and clean it. So irritating. They also broke a 130 dollar bong a few weeks ago. This morning I awoke to a glorious spattering of paper towel confetti.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
angel_i on August 2, 2008 - 9:27am
My home is not a big one and my littlest one has found the black hole in it.
I will look for her forever and the last resort in a panic, I click cans of food, like a magicians assistant, PRESTO, there she is.
My other cats are never thrilled when they don't get the treatie treats of canned food.
Morning!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
@Bradi:
BOO!
Here I is!
I just played that same game with my bunny (the little fucker). She'd been hiding since last night I couldn't find her anywhere. She just ran at me a moment ago - it's funny, as soon as I noticed her she ran the other way. But then stopped dead becuz I gots the carrots! I'm not that keen on finding out where she was pooping for the last six hours UGH!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I am in this chat far to early.
My cats knocked a pile of DVD's over and the little shits woke me up.
Gooooood Morning.....Sheeps?
And whoever else is lurking.......
You are never really alone on DLISTED.
*looks under chair, behind the curtain, in the closets*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
In a few more years, Lance Armstrong's kids and Ryder can go out drinking with uncle Owen and bitch about how fucked up their parents were.
After bearding for the bleach blonde gay boys of summer, it's time for Kate to get some ugly loving from a real man.
I hope she doesn't go back to this megadouche. He's the one that told her that if she gained weight again (she was pregnant, for pity's sake) he would leave her...like he's all that and a bag of chips. But, Kate's a dumbass, too. She alluded to his affairs with groupies on the road and said she would rather not know for sure he was sleeping with them. I guess a big old oozing herpes cluster or some other STD would give her a clue.
Submitted by RondaFonda,
Ronda,
Open up your bulk folder. You will receive a confirmation and it rarely goes into your main email When you receive that email it will give you instructions to follow and you will be clicking on the link provided.
Confirmation will not bring you here to the main site but to the forum itself.
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Can someone tell me what's wrong with the dlisted forum? I've tried to sign up several times and each time the registration process ends with an erroneous error message about exceeding 250 messages in 24hrs.
aawww, sonofa!... i missed a b-day party for Deb?!... wait a sec... who left the donkey(Kate Hudson, see how i made this on-topic?) in here?!!... TV, i'm lookin' at you!
happy b-day Deb!
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"Come on mama,
heal this lonesome man.
Grow the tree of wholeness,
in this desert land."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 2, 2008 - 1:45am.
Vany,
if you are out there on Investigation Disc. they are doing LBJ. @2am CST
My discovery channel has Ten minute trainer for 39.99 plus shipping. Is there an investigation discovery channel? SHIT. Oh boy Tony Horton has discovered a 10 minute way to a great body. Wait, at this point I will watch Bush interpreting dancing his achievements, which will take 10 minutes or less ( less than one based on what I know), other than this. Oh well, I will continue to go through my 200 channels and hopefully I will find the LBJ.
Happy B-day again!
Vany,
if you are out there on Investigation Disc. they are doing LBJ. @2am CST
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 2, 2008 - 12:49am.
Hmmm...... I agree with that. hangovers in Jersey are correlated to the loving of the Bud light. Maybe is the bars I frequented when I lived there. The problem is that in Jersey we all liked the cheap wine and beer.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
I'm not at all fond of Kate Hudson.
The overstatement of the year is that Kate Hudson ran back to Chris Robinson because it was convenient for her.
And what sort of woman NEEDS to have a man in her life anyway? For fuck's sake, I'm lonely and would like to have a man, but I don't need one. Methinks Kate Hudson is "dependent" and insecure.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 2, 2008 - 1:47am.
YOu best be enjoying your b-day. Like all texans, after all, isn't it everything bigger in TX?
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Just the myths. Hangovers are much bigger in NJ.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
YOu best be enjoying your b-day. Like all texans, after all, isn't it everything bigger in TX?
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
Hi Vany!
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...whatever.
Oh and hello to the rest of you.
OT -- I don't care about OT.
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My favorite texan!!!!!!! Happy B-day girl.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
Hi, vany!!!!
DebFH bday party here!
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Hi, is there anybody out there?
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
Except for the legs, the body, and the age..we could be twins....LOL!
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hey tangerine!
Deb will wake up feeling like Gisele, since she is going to bed hungry....
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Keeps me crying baby for you, I'm gonna keep sighing baby for you; so won't you hurry, come on boy and see about me
-The Supremes
Nite, tangerine, great to see you. You should come around and be totally off topic with us more often, we missed you!!!!
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Tangie,
i am starving! so i guess I am getting thinner for BDAY!
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...whatever.
Well, outta here for the evening. Hope your day is wonderful! Gotta go hit up some bars in Guido Beach: the west side!
Man, she really has a problem. Obviously, she can't be alone for even a second. Maybe she should spend some quality time with her son for once. She does have a son; right? Geez... She is embarrassing...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 1, 2008 - 10:04pm.
VLL is too classy for that! Let's just give bitch the verbal beat down until she leaves.
Yay you are still here! I thought I was too late ;) I love the off topic here, myself. I haven't been here as long as some, but I have always enjoyed the friendly banter and I think it's really cool that you all have made friends from all over the world. I think it's an added perk to our little celebrity gossip addiction, lol. Whatcha doin' for your bday??
Submitted by tangerine on August 2, 2008 - 12:55am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 1, 2008 - 7:26pm.
oops, apologize to crazy stalker bitches. Commence beating.
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If VLL would provide the address, I would.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!