The Bitch From Hairspray Got Arrested!
File this under: I need to see video footage of this STAT! UsWeekly reports that 19-year-old Nikki Blonsky from the "Hairspray" movie and her daddy were arrested at Providenciales International Airport in Turks and Caicos. They were reportedly involved in some major brawl with a lady.
It all went down when the lady wanted to take one of their seats at the airport. The Blonsky family had their luggage on the seat and refused to move it. That shit is my pet peeve. That's when things got physical.
The woman's injuries must have been major because she was immediately flown off the island to Miami. Oh god. Nikki sat on her, didn't she? I know, I know, but you were thinking the same thing. Slap yourself with melted Snickers!
Nikki was charged with actual bodily harm and her father was charged with grievous bodily harm. Can they also charge her with busting out my eardrums during "Hairspray"?
It gets even more bizarre, Bianca Golden from "America's Next Top Model" was also somehow involved in the fight. Her family lives on the island. TyTy Baby would be so proud!
Nikki was in court this morning wearing a neck brace.
This is some random shit! You see what leaving your bag on an airport seat does?!
UPDATE: TMZ reports that Bianca from ANTM was also arrested. Bianca's mother was the one who was flown to Miami to have her injuries treated. Nikki's dad, Carl, is still in jail for allegedly beating down Bianca's mom.
The fight started because Nikki's family was saving 5 seats and Bianca's family wanted them. It got so bad that one of Bianca's family members even bit Nikki's foot. Nasty. Toe jelly in the mouth!
Nikki and Bianca were both released on bail. VIDEO NOW!! Please!!!
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Biance was the dumb bitch who had her bad weave cut out and went the whole show bald she was a horrible shit talker and looked like a pitbull. I hope to god that dumb bitch and her mother got thier asses beat by the blonsky. I can already tell they diserved it. Team Blonsky all the way!
Bianca was that nasty, ghetto bitch on ANTM. And we all know the apple never falls far from the tree. I can't imagine a more fowl occurrence than meeting up with the mother that spawned that ghetto trash and four more from its' family.
I'm sure the Blonksy's have a story to tell about this run in.
Team Blonsky.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf: "Does anyone remember how ignorant Bianca was on ANTM?"
Yes, I do. She was beautiful, with a winning smile, but a nasty person. Even though Blonsky was wrong, Bianca needed a beat down!
The Turks & Caicos airport on Provo is pretty small and, if these folks were flying on a chartered or private aircraft, the terminal is even smaller. There are 2 couches and 4 chairs in the waiting area. That's it. And don't even get me started on the bathroom situation there... In fact, I'm willing to bet that's why everyone was so cranky.
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please, this was probably some stupid publicity stunt.
I'm having trouble picturing the foot biting..if you're shoving someone around, do you stop, crouch down and start chewing on their foot? Wouldn't that break your momentum?
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Isn't this Bianca mixed race? Kind of funny considering she was in Hairspray and what her character stood up for! Not saying she's racist or anything!
I guess you're not a "star" these days unless you've got a mug shot!
Submitted by LASux on August 2, 2008 - 12:38am.
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Aw, hell no! I would have found the manager or taken those coats, thrown them down the aisle and took those heifers seats when they waddled down to retrieve them. I'm nice like that. ☺
The fat azz heffa was taking up FIVE seats w/her fat azz clothes. I have no sympathy for bitches that do that.
I remember going to a movie that was sold out and this old cow and her friends had their minks on 2 seats. I asked them if someone was sitting there and they just gave me shade. I asked them 3 times and they said, "We got here early for these seats."
I was like, "Your mink didn't BUY an extra ticket."
They refused to move their schit and I had to sit in the first f'n row.
Does anyone remember how ignorant Bianca was on ANTM? She was horrible and a big shit talker. I bet you that she and her mother blew things WAY out of proportion and probably pulled some race card or whatever. Glad this bitch got the shit beat out of her. Someone needed to do it, I'm glad it was a big girl!
I always miss James Haven :(
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Submitted by Madam Pince on August 1, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Exactly, Madam ! Looks can change, but when people know you're intelligent and articulate, you achieve a respect that stays.
This girl hasn't a clue.
Submitted by dead-actress on August 2, 2008 - 4:56am.
da! MUAH!
It's good to see you and Vivien Leigh James Haven's all time favorite. There are so many similarities between James Haven and Scarlett O'Hara and other James Haven himself, no one except Miss Vivien Leigh could have played her better!
Infact, Angie was looking into the remake of "GWTW" She wanted it to be edgy, so she was going to play Rhett and yours truly, was going to be Scarlett. BillyBob was going to play Mammy but backed out at the last minute after Angie caught him liplocking with the cashier from Granny's Griddles diner!
Well, everything went downhill from there and James Haven never did get to play Scarlett. Oh sure, he was Scarlett for Halloween and then there are those skits James Haven and Angie do at Christmas, but thats about it.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 1, 2008 - 5:44pm.
were these mofos flying on southwest that they didn't have assigned seats? That is some ghetto shit.
surely this happened in the terminal?
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Submitted by James Haven on August 1, 2008 - 10:51pm.
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Hello, James darling. No night is complete until you arrive. It's wonderful to see you. *kisses*
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
James Haven sat next to Niki on a flight to LA awhile back. She wasn't that bad. She yapped alot, fell asleep on James Haven's shoulder, drooled and ate James Haven's bag of blue corn chips, but other then that, the trip was uneventful.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by Madam Pince on August 2, 2008 - 4:44am.
James, CTH and I need to talk to you about getting our hands on Russell Crowe ...
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Sorry to say Madam, but after that debacle James Haven and Russell parted company. Russell likes to fight and James Haven is a lover not a fighter and let's not forget has really high cheekbones.
We still exchange Christmas and Birthday cards, but that's about it.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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she is my favorite. I saw her on a milllionaire dating site """""-""""NYwealthyMatch . c o m"""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now. Is that true?
You gotta be kidding me. Behavior such as "saving a seat" and the physical choas that ensued usually landed you in the principal's office back in grade school. How pedestrian of these people.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
James, CTH and I need to talk to you about getting our hands on Russell Crowe ...
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
James Haven does not like fighting in an airport. Those security people can get real nasty with a Taser. He has seen it happen. One time, James Haven and Russell Crowe were returning from a trip to Bora Bora. Russell was in a good mood laughing and singing Garth Brooks, when a portly fellow stepped on Russell's toe.
Russell was wearing flip flops Russell grabbed the portly man and poured his Mocha Latte' down the man's pants!
James Haven was mortified! Security was called and they tasered Russell to the ground! James Haven spent 6 hours talking to the authorities and signing autographs before they would let Russell go.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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I would pay good money to see this catfight.
Phoebe, when I was a pre-gastric bypass fattie, I found that high literacy & precise grammar got me plenty of attention without having to be loud & jolly. You also get a hell of a lot more accomplished that way. As a friend of mine once told her unruly daughter-in-law, "Don't fuck with MP -- she knows words you haven't even thought of." Her son concurred: "She can beat you with words faster than you can beat anyone with a stick."
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~David Sedaris
I used to do Greyhound all the time, from the time I was ten visiting my grandparents 260 miles away, to when I was 19 and went from Daytona FL to Binghampton NY with my boyfriend. Mostly good times (aided and abetted by an ounce.)
I think this is just one of those freaky situations where this guy would have killed someone anywhere anytime the urge struck.
God Bless the victim's family and all who had to witness it.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
Momus my dear..
I didn't say Flight Attendants didn't ever seat Passengers, I said I was going to pretend that it never happens....lol (Does that sound sort of familiar Momus???)
You haven't been on a plane since 1986...good grief dudette..come out of your cave..all is forgiven. The statute of limitations on that crime has passed...NOT.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 1, 2008 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by Phoebe on August 1, 2008 - 5:53pm.
I hate when fat girls (like this one and that fool from Dancing with the Losers) always act loud and jolly. You could at least try to be a lady.
It's like someone told them "If you smile really huge all the time, no one will notice you're fat."
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Psychology 101. If you fool yourself, you might fool everyone else as well. Only in your own mind, of course, because your fat ass is still taking up all of my space and instead of feeling sorry for your pathetic display I really want to shove you into the nearest meat locker just to shut you the fuck up.
I'm having a bitchy Friday night, y'all.
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Mmmmmm...meat locker...*licking tiger chops*....
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Submitted by Phoebe on August 1, 2008 - 5:53pm.
I hate when fat girls (like this one and that fool from Dancing with the Losers) always act loud and jolly. You could at least try to be a lady.
It's like someone told them "If you smile really huge all the time, no one will notice you're fat."
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Psychology 101. If you fool yourself, you might fool everyone else as well. Only in your own mind, of course, because your fat ass is still taking up all of my space and instead of feeling sorry for your pathetic display I really want to shove you into the nearest meat locker just to shut you the fuck up.
I'm having a bitchy Friday night, y'all.
Submitted by FireCat on August 1, 2008 - 9:27pm.
At least she didn't end up on a Greyhound bus in Manitoba. Seriously, talk about a bad seatmate.
...yeah...I think all people are crazy at this point and I will be driving from now on...not the you could have EVER paid me to take Greyhound, but damn, folk decapitating you for no dan reason, that's some shit!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by luckycharms on August 1, 2008 - 6:11pm.
You don't save seats at a bar, it's just not done. You can usually get away with saving one. But that's about it. Nikki should have moved her fat ass luggage out of the way and let the other patrons sit if her people hadn't shown up yet. And when her people do show, they can sit where they find room, or stand, until seats open up. That's the way all of us "mortals" do it. It's general bar code all over the world.
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Fucking seriously. This other scab upon humanity may be a total bitch, but just because your fat ass starred in one marginal production of HAIRSPRAY (hello???) it does not mean that you suddenly get the royal fucking treatment and no longer have to follow the rules of polite society.
These people are becoming entitled before they even receive their permanent fucking SAG cards these day. Fuck this fat bitch and her turtle father.
Submitted by FireCat on August 1, 2008 - 9:27pm.
At least she didn't end up on a Greyhound bus in Manitoba. Seriously, talk about a bad seatmate.
YIKES! I read about that...crazy people in this world!
At least she didn't end up on a Greyhound bus in Manitoba. Seriously, talk about a bad seatmate.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 1, 2008 - 8:05pm.
She's only a little bit fatter than that fat cat in the news.
They should fight -- morbidly obese cat versus similarly obese human.
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Now, now, you know they are both "curvy"....Total jelly h8r...;-)
And my money is on the fat pussy (the feline)...all he has to do is distract this beast with a canoli, then go in for the kill...I've used that technique with great success many times...Fat chicks know how to fight until pastries and the like are waved in front of them....They have their price and their price is lard and sugar...Trust...
Oh, but I keed, I keeed....
('kay shhhh...not really...all totally true...shhh...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You don't save seats at a bar, it's just not done. You can usually get away with saving one. But that's about it. Nikki should have moved her fat ass luggage out of the way and let the other patrons sit if her people hadn't shown up yet. And when her people do show, they can sit where they find room, or stand, until seats open up. That's the way all of us "mortals" do it. It's general bar code all over the world.
Bianca deserves a beatdown
She's only a little bit fatter than that fat cat in the news.
They should fight -- morbidly obese cat versus similarly obese human.
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If we can't a video, then at least show us the bitten foot!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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AirPORT, not airPLANE seats. They were just in the waiting area. How rude to block seats !
I hate when fat girls (like this one and that fool from Dancing with the Losers) always act loud and jolly. You could at least try to be a lady.
It's like someone told them "If you smile really huge all the time, no one will notice you're fat."
No way is this chick wearing a neck brace. Not enough neck for one to fit over.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 1, 2008 - 5:27pm.
She has a spokesperson?
I think that he's in jail (aka Daddy).
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Lord Jesus please let video of this show up!
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Video! Now! Please!
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This chick looks like a building
Holy shit! I hate bitches who save seats!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Ain't nothin' like watching two thick bodied bitches hurling their meaty arms over their melons to slap another fat skank.
Fucking hilarous!
I can't wait to hear what her spokesperson will say regarding this matter.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
fighting
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airplane?
theyre all lucky they were not shot.
Nikki motorboated her into submission... Deadly weapons.
Damn, this shit is confusing. I need someone to get to the bottom of this NOW. I need the whole troof and nothing but! Get Christiane Amanpour on this shit because society needs to know what went down!
Submitted by Sayonara on August 1, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 1, 2008 - 7:14pm.
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Ah my dear I am so happy that you are here.
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Right back atcha, ho! ;-)
Serioously, this is some low rent shit for sure, but that doesn't mean I don't to see every or any relic of it! Show me some sacred torn out weave if there's no video! (Cuz you know they was some torn out weave!). Show be some Lee press-ons in mid flight (poetry in motion). Show me the donut that really started the whole brawl (y'all know it's true, probably a warm Krispy Kreme...Mmmmm...Yeah, I'd smack a bitch down for that...Don't be bogartin' my KK, bitch...Okaaaay? Cuz,I'll cut a bitch...No for reals, I'll go all Benihana on yo' ass...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh god. Nikki sat on her, didn't she? I know, I know, but you were thinking the same thing. Slap yourself with melted Snickers!
Fuck, I was thinking it, I hope god can forgive me! I'll blame our shallow media for currupting my mind to see an overweight person that way! Fuck that! BBW are fabulous! I fuckin' love Beth Ditto! That girl is my fuckin' hero! She dresses like Cher in the 80's as a way to tell the media she doesn't give a fuck what they think! Love her!!!
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