Friday, August 1st 2008
Broken LaDouche
Shia LaDouche is still in the hospital after his drunken car crash left him with busted fingers. I'm surprised he didn't try and smoke in his hospital room bathroom. I visited my abuelita in the hospital once and some hot chola got busted for smoking a joint in her bathroom. When security asked why she was doing that, she smacked her lips together and said, "Ta. Aye! What else was I supposed to do?" Exactly.
While Shia is in there, he should also have the doctors take a scalpel to that truly fug tattoo.
Here's a few more of raggedy LaDouche outside of the hospital yesterday. He's a mess in bloody jeans and a ripped-sleeve t-shirt. It's an outfit only Kid Rock could love. The slippers are sweet, though.
I LOVE SHIA!!!!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
He's still in the hospital because he didn't just break a couple of fingers, his hand was crushed in the accident. He had to have extensive surgery and is suspectible to infection.
I am still waiting for the blood test results. And even if he was driving while under the influence (which I find totally unacceptable), I think we could show this kid a little compassion.
OUCH!!! poor bubbuh. :) get well soon.
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 2, 2008 - 9:14am.
Let's hope he doesn't share a love of Joe from Blue's Clue's with me. LOL
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He didn't bust his fingers like breaking them, he had extensive hand surgery.
Not sure what the pawprint means on his arm but the rest of the tats have special meanings to him. Let's hope he doesn't share a love of Joe from Blue's Clue's with me. LOL
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He's so soft for a tattoo. It looks silly sitting there on that bag of flesh....
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I love Shia! His tattoo is the most fug thing ive ever seen and hes a total douchebag, but i love him and would totally hit it a thousand times
Shia's dad said he'd love to visit Shia in the hospital but he just got a half-ounce of fresh bud and can't afford the bus fare from Montana.
He's been in the hospital for how long for busted fingers! Damn, I was in the ER for kidney stones and released about 6 hours later
"Not all of us are classified by the Navy as a friendly port" - Dorothy Zbornak
Bitch probably bit his own hand in an attempt to gain sympathy before EMS arrived. In order to come across as another victim, he's that desperate.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""NYwealthyMatch . c o m""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
Tigerlily, should we beat his ass?!?
(Handing you a bat and picking up my own ... I'm going to enjoy this!)
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BEAT HIS ASS! BEAT HIS ASS! Seriously that smug ass smirk on that bitch's face makes me violent...BEAT HIS ASS, THEN BEAT HIS ASS SOME MO'...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I have to admit, I love to top a guy when he's down. Hey, Shia, how's your week goin'?
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Boo fuckin' hoo. Douchebag shouldn't have been drunk driving.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
Poor fuckin' baby. Wahhhhh! Wahhhhhh! He's only pissed off because it makes drunk driving harder for his lame ass now.
I think I need to go see my booooyfriend in the hospital. lol.
Is that a pen in his front pocket?? Did he think someone would want his autograph?!
Now LaDouche's even hotter, with taht paw print tattoo and all xD
Hes lucky its not his asswiping hand that got fucked up
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Submitted by Ima on August 1, 2008 - 6:20pm.
saynora.. Bay already shot that rumor down.. claiming no money was being lost and that they had plenty of stuff to shoot around while waiting for Shia to get better.
I think the only bitch who complained was Josh Duhamel.. didn't want to have to start a whole week earlier then planned.. hard to pull your fine ass off the couch once your TV show has been canceled.
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Thanks for the update.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
saynora.. Bay already shot that rumor down.. claiming no money was being lost and that they had plenty of stuff to shoot around while waiting for Shia to get better.
I think the only bitch who complained was Josh Duhamel.. didn't want to have to start a whole week earlier then planned.. hard to pull your fine ass off the couch once your TV show has been canceled.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 1, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Haha! Nice.
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$200,000 per day is what production is losing out on due to this incident. I am sure that some folks are not happy with this at all.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Wait till you see the reception he gets when he goes to fill his prescriptions at Walgreen's.
Clarisse:
it's not the sex. it's the discussions which must precede the sex.
Serbians are hot. I import ;)
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Submitted by MamaSarah on August 1, 2008 - 3:58pm.
I think that might be... no, it couldn't... is that a... BLUE'S CLUES TATTOO???
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LMFAO
ahh yes, only another fellow mama would notice that shizz...how manly of him
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Nothing screams "hot piece of man meat" like a paw print tattoo.
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I think that might be... no, it couldn't... is that a... BLUE'S CLUES TATTOO???
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Gimme smut.
Are you sure that picture is of LaDouche himself? That guy in the picture actually looks hot, that couldn't be Shia?
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Clarisse on August 1, 2008 - 4:17pm.
TheBreakdown,
Ex sex ain't so bad...i'm not a good role model.
*hangs head in shame*
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Come over here....*spanking Clarisse*!
Thats my Cougar Bait!
His mom didn't bring him a change of clothes obviously.. so he threw on the bloody jeans and the T he was wearing when they cut him out of his clothes in the ER.. rough. But better than being photographed with your ass cheeks out in a hospital gown.
Toxicology report comes back soon.. so we will see if the DUI sticks or not.. esp seeing he wasn't at fault for the accident. If he is under the limit with his BAC.. he may get to walk with no charges from this whole fiasco.
Hotness is in the eye of the cootchie
Translation:
in my cootchie he's hot...in yours...maybe not so much
feel free to change cootchie to whatever you choose...it's just my prefered term.
TheBreakdown,
Ex sex ain't so bad...i'm not a good role model.
*hangs head in shame*
Oh, on topic: No talent little prick.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
I'm a little confused...'cause he looks like a man...and not a fourteen year old boy.
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He should count his lucky stars no one got seriously injured or died for that matter.
I have always found him unattractive. He is not
cute at all. Wake up out there.
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The movie's insurers should sue his tired ass and end his career before it even begins.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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OF COURSE, he's a smoker...
you just follow the paper dick.... it will always lead you to a disciplinelessmess. yes, that's a real word.
Why is his ass still in hospital for a couple of broken fingers?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 2:50pm.
that's the kind of retort that I love to hear :)
take out and sweet loving is my idea of a good evening...seriously though, good luck to you in your efforts of sustaining
hugs xo
kdracofan, letinstar, angrymom:
You are telling me!
That's what take-out if for, angrymom!
Send me to Hades!
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Show off for the paps, douchebag!
What happened to his face? His skin looked absolutely beautiful in that other D-listed story with the magazine cover, but now he looks like a pizza.
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He's still hot to me. I luv me some Shia.
Obama/Spears 08
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I don't remember him always having that meth acne, especially in those beach pics from a while back...
TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 3:31pm.
All sluts kneel in prayer.
The ex is in town and I've gotta be strong.
I need a new slut. Any volunteers!?!
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I will pray for you!
I know how tempting the ex' can be.
DONT DO IT!
i want to wear his ass as a hat. forever.
@the breakdown...i'll kneel and pray for you to be strong darling...but since i'm on a one way first class ticket to hades, i might not be the bestest of sluts to trot out in pleasant company...;)
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
He's a douche, through and through. At least his jack-off hand seems to still be functional.