TGIF!!!
What are you doing this weekend? I know what I'm doing. I'm totally going to the Jersey Shore to party with these amazing individuals. The Dirty went to Jersey to do a casting call for a new show called "Guido Beach."
If you've got a dirty vagina or asshole, watch all 7-minutes of it. You will walk away squeaky clean thanks to the douche overload in this shit. The saddest part is that I'd probably do sexy times with 100% of these dick bags.
Brendan, I'd hit it. Dino, I'd hit it. Krystel, I'd hit it. Mike, I'd hit it. Jon, I'd hit it. Jen, I'd definitely hit it.
Seriously, Jen and her mother are the hottest bitches in this mess! Fast forward to around the 5-minute mark to watch them in all their douche glory. Jen's ex-boyfriend's new chick shows up and well....you'll see. At the end, one douche perfectly sums it up by saying, "That's gold! That's liquid gold!" Damn right it is!
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I currently live at the Jersey Shore and ever since I moved here, I've wanted out. We're not all like that!!! I don't have fake nails, a fake tan or fake anything for that matter!! I don't drive an IROQ and listen to trance music. I don't know where these people come from!
Submitted by MargeAggedon on August 1, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Trust me...you're not missing a thing. All the guys are sporting the same "Kewpie Doll" 'do and the girls are trash.
Submitted by tweedlebugb on August 1, 2008 - 1:44pm.
damn i hate jersey.
NY RULES!!!
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Right. Because there are absolutely no trashy guidos in Staten Island or Long Island.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Guido Beach...GUIDO FUCKING BEACH?
I grew up in NY, but that looks like half my High School right there....
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Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "I'd Die Without You"
Something tells me that the family tree here goes straight up...all of these people have to be related.
Jersey is the best state in New Jersey...LMAO!!!!!
anydouche, It's like watching Jerry Springer on the beach.
I have no doubt they're all 'liquid gold'. [we're talking about urine right?]
Think I'll skip the clip. These things usually leave a person in need of a flea dip.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
damn i hate jersey.
NY RULES!!!
Well...
That was enough for a FULL BODY DOUCHE!!!
I wanna know when being an ignorant, loud mouth, trash ho-bag became the new "HOT"?!?!?
I mean, did I...MISS THE MEMO?
Yikes, I think I slept with Mike last week.. except his name was Arash (I call him Farash = Fat Arash) and he was Persian.
hahaha! how do we know these are true guidos?
tight douche shirts with popped collars-check
outdated tribal tats-check
2 brain cells-check
i love the guy-"i refused ta go to the doctahs"LMAO
-=meow hiss purr=-
I am speechless. Seriously. No wonder the world hates our country.
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Hi5.
Submitted by The C word on August 1, 2008 - 1:37pm.
BWAAAAAAAHAAAAA....'Jon' comes from a long line of bouncers..........HAAAAAAAHAAAA!!
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.........from Hunka Bunka's and Jenkinson's!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Actually, I find this hilarious and terrifying at the same time. Thank goodness I live in North Jersey, and thank goodness my Italian boyfriend plays the bass.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
BWAAAAAAAHAAAAA....'Jon' comes from a long line of bouncers..........HAAAAAAAHAAAA!!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
NO NO NO! I'm originally from the Toms River, NJ area and these scumbags are so disrespectful. They trash their rental houses in Seaside, Belmar, Pt. Pleasant, etc., start fights at clubs, and complete clog up the Parkway and beaches.
While we need the tourism revenue at the Jersey shore, why does it have to be THESE people????
Did she say "I found he was married to a MEXICAN?"
These people are jewels.
I'll for sure be there.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.