TGIF!!!

I live in Staten Island and I am embarrassed to say that yes, these assholes are all over the place here, especially in my neighborhood. God I miss the north shore. I don't get the big deal about the letter that Pringle sent out - he didn't say anything that wasn't true. I hate these juicehead jerkoffs, they make all of us look bad.

And btw - Jon is famous at HCWDB - he's Crobagnon LMAO!!!

Amy looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Oh my

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OK, I thought most of those people were mildly guido-ish. I think you find more extreme guido types in Staten Island or parts of Long Island.

If they performed a CAT scan of Jon the bouncer's head it would look exactly like the meat counter at Hannaford's.
And I love how Jen says "look at all the juiceheads" as if that is a good thing. She is so hot.

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Thank you, cultural diversity. 20 years ago the beaches of New Jersey were populated by blond-haired blue eyed wasps in Lily Pulitzer and tennis clothes. The guidos and other riff-raff were maintained in the state parks. Those were the days.

I think you're talking way more than 20 years ago, Capitanne. 20 years ago there were TONS of IROCs in Belmar and Seaside. You think the Polo crowd drove those?

I wish they'd film something in Atlanta, but we do not have a beach. Of course the ghetto proms are very popular. (Joey has crossed EVER going to New Jersey for any reason).

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Newsflash: "Guido" is a slur. Also, quite a few of those folks are from North Jersey, what Shore folks call "bennies" (sp?).

oh my gaaad?! thats gonna be a new show? i will watch every damn episode. and i thunk southerners were retarded...

It's like watching one of those Gotti episodes.

There have been 6 "True Life" episodes (that I've seen) featuring NJ/NY people acting like this. They were the Jeresy Shore, Staten Island girls trying to move to Manhatten, some Jersey chick having a long distance relationship, another Jersey chick trying to find love, a Guido with an anxiety disorder because he couldn't go over the Staten Island bridge, so he never left Staten Island and the other was that marriage episode.

By the by those were documentaries not scripted TV, so it's the people from Jersey and Staten Island making themselves look bad, not writers.

Yuck. Watching stuff like this makes you not want to go to the East Coast or at least anywhere south of Connecticut, north of Virginia.

You're right, that shit was Staten Island. There is a True Life all about the Jersey shore, it's all so hard to keep track of.

That guy was scary as fuck and roiding all over the place.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

People act like asshole every where it does not matter if they are from new york or from freaking poland and this "guido" thing is not a Nj or NY thing ,is called euro trashand Ibiza, St.Tropez, Portugal, etc are full of them
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Yea but it's common knowledge that New Yorkers are known to not put up with no shit, and my point was that it seems like when people move here they feel like they have to have that whole persona too, and they just end up gettin themselves in trouble. That's all I'm tryin to say. And as far as guidos go you can say what you want but at the end of the day what places are known most for having guidos??? NY and NJ.

Has anyone seen the "True Life" about getting married? With the Jersey trash couple. The woman had a mouth like a broken down set of vulva and the man wore a hideous white tux and fucking roid raged on the limo driver? I think it was on this episode that the guy got calf implants and felt a compulsive need to apply several coats of body glitter gel to his greasy pecs before clubbing. That was way worse than these hos.
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They are actually from Staten Island not Jersey and two of my cousins use to go to the salon his wife Sabrina worked at for a while. She's a sweetheart in real life.

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When's television going to stop making Italian Americans look like assholes?
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Has anyone seen the "True Life" about getting married? With the Jersey trash couple. The woman had a mouth like a broken down set of vulva and the man wore a hideous white tux and fucking roid raged on the limo driver? I think it was on this episode that the guy got calf implants and felt a compulsive need to apply several coats of body glitter gel to his greasy pecs before clubbing. That was way worse than these hos.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

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I'm from the South, too, and there ARE many gorgeous girls here. Most of the Southern states have someone place in the top five or ten of every national pageant. And, we are educated, contrary to what people believe, with many of us having advanced degrees. I used to be a Regional Business Manager with Account Managers in New York and New Jersey. I had to fly into Newark to a meeting in Jersey and one in New York. I called the company to get some directions that weren't available online and the janitor answered after hours. He asked me why I was coming to New Jersey (in his thick accent) because (and these are his words,) "Don'tcha know it's the ahm-pit of America?" I LMAO.

Thank you, cultural diversity. 20 years ago the beaches of New Jersey were populated by blond-haired blue eyed wasps in Lily Pulitzer and tennis clothes. The guidos and other riff-raff were maintained in the state parks. Those were the days.

Wait.... are those REAL people?

I'm pretty sure I didn't see them on any episodes of Sex and the City :-o
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Submitted by . on August 1, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Hah. My husberoo is 3/4 Italian and he doesn't take offense to being called a Guido...he just laughs it off. In fact, when he'd come home from work and I'd ask, "How'd your day go?" he'd reply, "Hey! You callin' me a Dago?" lmao

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LOL! That is funny!

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I totally went to high school with Jon and Mike. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

When's television going to stop making Italian Americans look like assholes?

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

I think beaches are out of control, period. It's the booze and the sun. It makes people crazy. This shit was funny, though.

Uh...did anyone notice that most of the guys don't have sideburns? Along with excessive amounts of hair gel, it kind of gives the guys this weird look.

Oh, and having watched this, I'm never ordering a "Sex on the Beach" drink...ever again.

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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""NYwealthyMatch . c o m""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!

if i saw my daughter acting like that id help the other girl beat her ass...not only was mrs tamborine mom not repulsed, she was INTO it! wtf...someone please help me understand. im losing my faith in humanity here :/

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Submitted by . on August 1, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Hah. My husberoo is 3/4 Italian and he doesn't take offense to being called a Guido...he just laughs it off. In fact, when he'd come home from work and I'd ask, "How'd your day go?" he'd reply, "Hey! You callin' me a Dago?" lmao

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"Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers."..Larry the Lobster from SpongeBob SquarePants..

I'm in the South - used to work for a few assholes who live in NY. They never passed a chance to tell me how they thought everyone down here were a bunch of inbred mouth-breathing retards.

Ironically enough, if I close my eyes and just listen to the clip, I could easily think these douchebags were my old bosses. Goes to show you that retardation is nationwide.

And the chicks down here are 100% better looking, too. These girls look like they fell from the Fug Tree and hit a few branches on the way down.

When you said douche overload, you were not kidding! All those guys have the exact same douchehawk, too.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 1, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Soooooo....I just showed this post and the video clip to my bf, and lo and behold, he tells me he knows the big meathead John who was talking about bouncing AND he's seen that chick Krystal before at the bar he used to work at...apparently, she really DOES like to kiss girls when she's drunk. Ahh, I so enjoy living amongst the Jersey trash!
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Hahahaha, no way! Too frickin funny!

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ok thats joey's surf club in ortley beach?

that is a sad representation of new jersey for sure.

god i live a mile from the beach (deal) and i surf and the people i know are not like this at all.

but as you can see no one was actually from that beach town (locals) they where all visitors, tourists.

ewww go back to your towns and leave our beaches alone!!

Oh... that was just all kinds of class up in there.

Though... I'd only tap Brendon and Jen

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I don't even have to look at that mess, I just know it has to be scary....sad to say-it's probably all the South Philly people who go to South Jersey for the summer.
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Um, never mind....they don't seem to be from South Philly, but they act the same.....esp.at the end...

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I'm an italian-american from north Jersey. I can tell you we're not all like that, but I have known my fair share of guidos and guidettes. I do believe the title is slightly derogatory (I hear what Luna's saying), although I myself am not offended by it.

And I have news for you south Jerseyans cracking on the north. We can't stand you either! Your faux-Philly accents creep us out and if it wasn't for the money the Bennies spend your shore towns would be as dilapidated as Asbury Park used to be! Now can't we all just have a Taylor Ham sandwich (or pork roll, if you will) and get along???

What...............the fuck..............was that?

Wow, flashback. I thought 'Guidos' were a thing of the past, from my high school days on the East Coast so many years ago. Had no idea they were still around.

Submitted by Fae on August 1, 2008 - 8:05pm.

Wow, flashback. I thought 'Guidos' were a thing of the past, from my high school days on the East Coast so many years ago. Had no idea they were still in around.
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Guidos have existed since the beginning of time and they will continue to live on well past us all, I'm sure. I've met Guidos of many ethnicities including Turkish, Iranian and Pakistani.

But we don't say Guido, we say Gino. They're Italian names - maybe it's just that Italians do it best?

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People act like asshole every where it does not matter if they are from new york or from freaking poland and this "guido" thing is not a Nj or NY thing ,is called euro trashand Ibiza, St.Tropez, Portugal, etc are full of them

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HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Submitted by yiooooooo on August 1, 2008 - 8:05pm.
I dont mind when people call me a spic , is not like tomorrow im goin to wake up and start mowing your lawn because you call me a spic

HAHAHA!.. i just found that so damn funny!!... then again, i'm a drunken mick!

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So you are saying that being a Guido is a attitude and if you are not a "true new yorker" you should get your ass beat if you have that attitude??
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Let me elaborate so you can understand. I already defined what a guido is so I'm gonna pretend u didn't ask me that. As far as the attitude goes, what I meant was, stupid yuppies move to New York, then they think "Oh I'm hot shit now let me develop a bad attitude and walk around like my shit don't stink." From what I've known my whole life, native new yorkers don't act like this, but when they are tested, these asshole yuppies see that we don't play that shit, and they catch a beatdown.

For example, I have worked in a hospital in the city for the past 3 years (the city meaning Manhattan). Whenever we have patients from the BX or Brooklyn, Staten Island, etc..they are always nice and down to earth. Then some jackass from the Upper east side walks in and acts like a piece of shit, then you look at their birthplace and what does it say (insert random state other than NY or NJ) and what do me and my friends always say...I knew it. It's almost as if they feel in order to adapt they need to develop a piece of shit attitude to fit in, when in actuality the majority of native new yorkers are very down to earth, but will just cut a bitch if they come at us wrong. That is what gives New Yorkers a bad rep, people who are normally not from New York to begin with.

Now that I've written a novel....

Submitted by Br0nxB0mber on August 1, 2008 - 7:40pm.

Calling someone a guido has nothing to do with their ethnicity, it has to do with the way they walk, talk, dress and look in general.

What bothers me even more than this, are the yuppies that move to NY and NJ from bumfuck egypt and then suddenly they think they're hot shit when they're really not wanted here. They feel like in order to adapt they have to change their attitudes to be like a so called New Yorker, and then when they get cursed out and their ass beat they realize the difference between themselves and true new yorkers. Stay in California, Oklahoma""
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So you are saying that being a Guido is a attitude and if you are not a "true new yorker" you should get your ass beat if you have that attitude??

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Submitted by . on August 1, 2008 - 8:00pm

I dont mind when people call me a spic , is not like tomorrow im goin to wake up and start mowing your lawn because you call me a spic

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Submitted by yiooooooo on August 1, 2008 - 7:53pm.

Hah. My husberoo is 3/4 Italian and he doesn't take offense to being called a Guido...he just laughs it off. In fact, when he'd come home from work and I'd ask, "How'd your day go?" he'd reply, "Hey! You callin' me a Dago?" lmao

Submitted by kdracofan on August 1, 2008 - 7:18pm.

"Luna: practice what you preach"

What did I say to the contrary? This is a public forum and I'm allowed to voice my opinion. In my opinion, this shows Italians in the most stereotypical ways.

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Happy Friday, MK. I dunno 'bout your fine self but I'm ready for some R&R. I'm freaking exhausted. Bleh.

I actually was born and raised in the Bronx, a mostly italian neighborhood, and my family lives in Staten Island and Long Island as well, so a majority of my family is like this or "guidos." I don't know but this doesn't bother me at all...maybe because I grew up around it so much so I'm used to it.

To the person who said guido is a derogatory word, it's not. Calling someone a guido has nothing to do with their ethnicity, it has to do with the way they walk, talk, dress and look in general.

What bothers me even more than this, are the yuppies that move to NY and NJ from bumfuck egypt and then suddenly they think they're hot shit when they're really not wanted here. They feel like in order to adapt they have to change their attitudes to be like a so called New Yorker, and then when they get cursed out and their ass beat they realize the difference between themselves and true new yorkers. Stay in California, Oklahoma, wherever the hell you came from.

Ok I'm done venting now...if you're a native new yorker you would understand.

Submitted by Robertoooo on August 1, 2008 - 2:05pm.

looks like someone's a little pissed because they ran out of hair gel.

Submitted by kdracofan on August 1, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Sayonara & Your mom: Last time I went to Point Pleasant it took us 3 hrs in traffic, when its usually an hour ride.
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It gets C-R-A-Z-Y! LOL

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Luna: practice what you preach

I am out sluts!

Have a nice GUIDO weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sayonara & Your mom: Last time I went to Point Pleasant it took us 3 hrs in traffic, when its usually an hour ride.

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Triscuit on August 1, 2008 - 6:52pm.
I am about 45 mins from Atlantic City.
What shore are they at?
Fucking thing kept on skipping and acting like an asshole(youtube)
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