Friday, August 1st 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

At least MiserAlba's nippies look happy - Hollywood Tuna

One of the chicks from The Veronicas is naked - Egotastic!

Kate Moss' holiday in Spain. Bitch looks beat - Popsugar

Michael Douglas is a sloppy, drunk pepaw - Cityrag

Even Wino's pussy loves thee crack (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Snoop Dogg's tour bus busted for pot - Hollywood Rag

Marisa Miller needs a bath - IDLYITW

James Franco talks about kissing Sean Penn - Towleroad

Bennifer's new baby and new house - Lainey Gossip

Kate Beckinsale needs to step away from The LongWHORIA - Just Jared

Posted by: Michael K


Khensu Hetep's picture

To be quite frank, lately all of the VS models are hideous in my opinion. I think there's about one model in there I'd call pretty, and it's not Marissa Miller, not Gisele, not Adriana Lima, not Miranda Kerr, and certainly not that crossed eyed bitch with the fucked up teeth.

And all of the ugly ones are the most known. Is this what men want us to look like? I might as well go gay if that's the matter.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Manimal5's picture

Miser Alba's nips look OK,but Jenifer Aniston and Kate Moss always seem to have constant erect nipples, so I'm going to have to give the "Happy Nipple"
award to Kate.

---------------------------------------

Sexecution's picture

OMFG, I thought that was Brit Brit! Mommy hood, emphasis on the hood - has not done this chick any good. Career over, all she really had were her looks, she can't act to safe her life. Hilarious.

Kizzy's picture

I hope the cat is fake, it looks like a real kitten. If it is fake, it's in poor taste, if it's real, it's unforgiveable. The mice video was pretty twisted, but she wasn't hurting them. This could be and probably is harmful to the cat. I blame Doperty, he has a history of animal abuse.

************************************
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

SeH's picture

P.S. I'm a girl and all, but I'd still pay money to see Marisa Miller and Kate Beckinsale in a Foxy Boxing match.

====================================================
End transmission.
====================================================

SeH's picture

Snoop Dogg may be a lazy parent with unruly, undisciplined crotch fruit but he's still a cool ass mofo. I'd love to smoke a fatty with him and pick his brain.

====================================================
End transmission.
====================================================

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

As for Bennifer .. eh.. snooze.

I doubt Baffleck is capable of truly loving anyone other than himself. Do these two ever look like they actually even like each other ?

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Are big pencil eraser nips sexy ? I don't know.
I kind of like the look of them being invisible, like with pasties.

Back when she was Dark Angel, she was the hottest thing going, but lately .. not so much. She seems to have lost something along the way. Maybe it was when she started opening her mouth.

Miss Priss's picture

Double YUCK @ Marissa Miller's face. She's fug

Double DAYUM! @ her body. I'd kill for those abs

◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘
"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08

Miss Priss's picture

Um...they throw stupid parties JUST for being on a magazine cover? Who'da thunk it

And Posh isn't that big a deal anyway. UGH

I'm throwing a party tonight because, well...I had my car washed during lunch!!!

You're all invited!!! BYOB bitches!!

◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘◘
"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08

Aunt Bea's picture

Marisa looks alittle spent. How old is she?

That being said. I wouldn't mind having her body.

parissucksliterally's picture

I am so glad that I am not the only one who thinks MM is ugly.

**************************************************
Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "I'd Die Without You"

platypus's picture

Marissa Miller is a fug ass bitch. without the fake tits and dyed hair she's be nowhere.

I might like her better if she used her real last name.
---------------------------------------------
Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

DUDE's picture

I'd happily let those nips poke my eyes. Gouge away me lady.

the DUDE! abides...

feckless's picture

Relax, that is one of those fake cats made out of rabbit fur. How does it possibly look real?

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Marissa Miller's face isn't that hot.

That chick from the Veronicas has nice boobies, IMO.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Gah! I cannot stand the ball of sleaze that is Michael Douglas!

Why does Wino's cat look super-tiny, and why am I feeling the overwhelming urge to fly to london and rescue the pussy?

Cheer up Alba, you miserable bitch. Just remember that frowning causes more wrinkles which will require you spend more money on a facelift/botox later in life.

*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

angel_i's picture

Is that a real cat?

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

parissucksliterally's picture

Why do people think Marissa Miller is pretty? I don;t see it.

That Alba pic should make Sheeps happy....

That Veronicas chick is icky, I could havce done without seeing her naked.

**************************************************
Is it my turn to totally understand, to watch you walk out of my life, and not do a damn thing?
-PM Dawn "Id Die Without You"