Friday, August 1st 2008

Salma Hayek Is Looking So.....Rich

Yeah, I know Salma Hayek and her sugar beard cancelled their contract, but she still has that "billionaire glow" about her. Nothing is better than going out and spending money on stupid shit. Especially when it's not your fucking money. Seriously, I can never find one bad thing to say about this hot bitch. Okay, the only negative thing I have to say is that she should be wearing high heels. Rich ladies should only wear high heels wherever they go. Flats are for the poor.

I also can't get enough of her Pampers commercial for UNICEF. I stop my Tivo every time it comes on. Nobody says "one packa Pampers" the way she does.

Here's Salma, Valentina and some small person in Beverly Hills yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


Why.So.Serious.'s picture

LMAO!

"Tivo every time it comes on. Nobody says "one packa Pampers" the way she does."

Everytime that commercial comes on, I try to copy the way she says it, lol!

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Kizzy's picture

I predict that child has more of a unibrow problem than even poor little Lourdes. Those caterpillars-in-training are going to grow together soon.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Kaylee, I don't care...hahaha....I still don't think Valentina is a pretty baby.

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Ang's picture

the kid with her is probably a niece or maybe related to that nanny carrying the giant diaper bag behind her.

Silvara0428's picture

The "little person" MK is talking about could Salma's daughter! Resemblance much?

tinkuy's picture

Valentina, unfortunately, is not an attractive baby.

angel_i's picture

Now, THAT's a baby. I love the look on her face...she'll be a force to be reckoned with, I'm sure. I just want to eat that one up.

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Le_CUNT's picture

she's so fucking amazing. i want to be like that when i'm in my 40s.

Kaylee's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 1, 2008 - 11:36am.

She looks great, but I do not think she has a pretty baby.

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Slow your roll... Or Salma will hunt you down and beat the dog shit out of you. You want to see a woman get ghetto quick... f*uk with her babies.
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Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

Shit she is rich. she's the producer of ugly betty. That's worth abotu 50 mil a year i bet.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Her baby is cute.

The Other Laurita's picture

That baby needs to be wearing heels too.

packa pampers LOL! we don't get that advert in the UK. That's pretty funny!

oh her kid is cute.

Kaylee's picture

She is my "She-ro"!

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parissucksliterally's picture

She looks great, but I do not think she has a pretty baby.

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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton