Willy Bratton For President!
Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton told reporters yesterday that they don't have as many problems with the paparazzi since the celebrity "bad girls" of the city have toned down their shenanigans.
He said, "If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue." Oh shit! This crackhead is awesome.
That's probably exactly what White Oprah said about her own daughter, "Oh Lindsay has done and gone gay!"
Chief Willy later said he didn't "mean it that way." What he meant was that HoHan is now in a stable relationship that has calmed her down. Translation: coochie is like Valium. No wonder I'm such a high-strung, bitter, grouchy, stressed out bitch! I need to eat more 'gina. Do you think if I put a little hot sauce on it, it will taste better?
He is not a good coach. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at milllionaire&celeb personals site "WealthyRomance.com" yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
I think we found Prince Von Asshole's long lost brother!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Classic!!
I love that he called those sluts out; although I think he should have said Lindsay has gone 'gayelle.' :)
He's a hot bitch. LMAO
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Hot Slut of the week right there!
I saw this on the news last night and immediately thought it was very Hot Sluttish of him!
Mayo, MK. Just slather some mayo on that 'gina and I think you'll do just fine. :)
Hahaha everything he said was spot on. As for why does a person his age know about this stuff? I live in L.A. and you can't get away from celebrity news, ever. Since the celebrities are all here, reports about them are not only on national news but also local news.
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hahahhaa, of course he meant "gone gay"
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After all these years, I have finally found the man I want to marry...
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...whatever.
Bratton was the police chief in New York until he overshadowed Guiliani and got sent packin'
The man should be Hot Slut
LMAO I saw this video yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing.
I agree, samro is in for the duration--no day tripper there.
Um, I believe you CAN "go gay". I have a dear friend who was positively straight but one day she met a woman and fell head over heels in love with her. It happens!
I do believe that most gay people are born gay, but there are some who change their orientation.
ALSO, I have a crackpot theory that there is someone out there who, if you met them, could make you change your orientation. No matter how gay or straight you think you are. Hmmph.
Hot Slut of the Year!
Everything he says is true.
Submitted by KD on August 1, 2008 - 8:25am.
Who is Paris? Seriously, I almost forgot about her. Where is she?
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I locked her in a closet with no food or water and went on vacation.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I also think that, if you're talking about LiLo it's perfectly appropriate to use the phrase "gone gay" but NOT if you're talking about SamRo.
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Submitted by KD on August 1, 2008 - 9:25am.
Who is Paris? Seriously, I almost forgot about her. Where is she?
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I think she's off sulking about Christian Renaldo, her big head and the fact that she's getting older.
I THINK.
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He meant carefree and gay.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 1, 2008 - 9:01am.
Yea cus someone can just "go" gay at anytime. Some days I wake up "going" gay somedays I don't. I think I'll "go" gay next thursday and then I'll wait alil bit to "go" back. Just because you know BEING gay is impossible it's all a choice. *ROLLS EYES*
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God damn, calm down. Apparently it IS possible to "GO GAY" because Lindsay was jumping every dick in sight for years like a fucking peen zombie. I, and
some of my friends that are gay, think some people do make the decision to "go gay", while most are simply born gay.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Toned down, and so much less trash for us to discuss...memories...water color memories...*nostalgic*
MK, just have a few cans of that Pussy energy drink and you'll be fine! Speaking of, I'm ordering some to see what it tastes like...
I think he had GOT to be one of the best things that ever happened to LA. What fun!
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Who is Paris? Seriously, I almost forgot about her. Where is she?
Not 'crackhead', you meant to say 'cracker'.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Is it just me or is this guy really well informed on what is happening with celebs, maybe it comes with the territory but...hmmm..I'm just saying, no one around his age I know would have the slightest idea about who most of those twats are..
Hahahaha, exactly IG! Good morning hoooooney ♥
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
DeeDee!!! ♥ I thought the same thing. And he's kinda like the Archie Bunker of law enforcement.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I interpreted the "gone gay" as referring to her public persona--we all know in hollywood the sexuality of the persona can vary over time.
I think they make a cute couple, but there is no telling where she will go next.
William Bratton looks a little like Dennis Hopper.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
I don't care how politically incorrect that, is... what this bitch says is true, and he's amazing.
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so true... lol Go Willy!
If you're going to "go" 'gina, at least steep it in some water and make a nice Pussy Tea. Psh. Amateur.
"Go gay" my ass. I won't begrudge anybody who wants to lead a lifestyle that's honest to themselves no matter what they chose to sleep with in the past.
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Fuck you MK!!! PUSSY TASTES GOOD BITCH!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Yea cus someone can just "go" gay at anytime. Some days I wake up "going" gay somedays I don't. I think I'll "go" gay next thursday and then I'll wait alil bit to "go" back. Just because you know BEING gay is impossible it's all a choice. *ROLLS EYES*
MK, if you put hot sauce on a 'gina, all you'll get is a rashy, burnt 'gina.
And no stubble, stubble burn is as bad as bikini wax itch.
Old Willy only speaks the trufh and shit.
Say it like it is Willy.
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
that is fucked up to say."gone gay"?
funny though.
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He rehearsed that in front of his mirror.