Wiener Dog Is Engaged!
Heather Matarazzo, star of one of the greatest movies of 1995 "Welcome to the Dollhouse," is engaged to some ho named Carolyn Murphy. No, not THEE Carolyn Murphy. Although, Heather probably wishes. Heather's PR whore told E! that the couple have been together for about a year.
The PR whore went on to say that they both proposed to each other, “It was really cute. First Heather proposed to Carolyn, then Carolyn proposed to her." That's not cute. That's confusing. And why do people still propose? What's wrong with just saying, "Hey bitch, what are you doing later? Let's go ruin our lives together."
Congrats to Wiener Dog and Carolyn "not the supermodel" Murphy! For some reason I always thought Wiener Dog would end up with Steve. Dreamy Steve. Clip below:
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her girlfriend looks exactly like steve!!! i thought it was him at first, i almost had a heart attack!!!
"But Brandon...I don't mean to be a cunt."
Awww!! Good for them. Lesbians and Marriage go together like peanut butter and jelly!
Her eyes are gorgeous.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I wonder if Anne Hathaway is gonna be the flower girl?
I thought thst was a Hanson brother.
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on August 1, 2008 - 8:33am.
oh wow
for a minute there I thought NELSON was having a comeback or something...
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Haaahaaahaa...Nelson...exactly what I was thinking when I saw this pic!!
Congrats to the happy couple!
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Congrats to them.
I had a huge crush on Eric Mabius back then. He's kinda meh in Ugly Betty though...
oh wow
for a minute there I thought NELSON was having a comeback or something...
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Submitted by KD on August 1, 2008 - 8:26am.
I know she had a chin implant (or whatever it is that they call it to make your chin more prominent), and I want to say she had cheek work, and maybe a nose job. But yeah, she's a case for the limits of cosmetic surgery.
Mike- Heather had cosmetic surgery and she looks like THAT? She should have asked for a redo. Doesn't look like they did anything.
They post the models measurements on that site? I'm glad myspace doesn't have that for the profile info!
I love Welcome to the Dollhouse! Congratulations Heather!
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
eeekk!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
TOTALLY thought it was THE Carolyn Murphy too. Had to scroll back up to double check. And thought to myself "how the hell did she bag that?"
Such a good movie!
Ooooh! I was so in love with Steve Rodgers!!!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Can't dis on Heather. Loved her in Welcome to the Dollhouse. "Don't grade grub!!"
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
LOVE that movie!
MK, you should have posted the clip from the beginning of the movie, when the girls call her a lesbo in the cafeteria.
congrats weinerdog!
They look creepily alike.
Heather has had a lot of cosmetic surgery.
She was great in Welcome to the Dollhouse. I never knew she liked the girls.
Congrats to them.