Wiener Dog Is Engaged!
Heather Matarazzo, star of one of the greatest movies of 1995 "Welcome to the Dollhouse," is engaged to some ho named Carolyn Murphy. No, not THEE Carolyn Murphy. Although, Heather probably wishes. Heather's PR whore told E! that the couple have been together for about a year.
The PR whore went on to say that they both proposed to each other, “It was really cute. First Heather proposed to Carolyn, then Carolyn proposed to her." That's not cute. That's confusing. And why do people still propose? What's wrong with just saying, "Hey bitch, what are you doing later? Let's go ruin our lives together."
Congrats to Wiener Dog and Carolyn "not the supermodel" Murphy! For some reason I always thought Wiener Dog would end up with Steve. Dreamy Steve. Clip below:
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"Submitted by Reality No Show on August 1, 2008 - 9:13pm.
The fact that Steve was played by Eric Mabius is really bumming out my former 14-year-old self big time right now."
I know him/knew him and Steve wasn't a stretch for him if you know what I mean. if you don't well...he's a self absorbed tool.
good for heather..."welcome to the dollhouse" is one of my favorite funny, sad movies of all times...
"why do you hate me? because you're ugly"...so mean....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLYgTloC7lg
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
she didn't get steve, but she did get the female version of him.
The fact that Steve was played by Eric Mabius is really bumming out my former 14-year-old self big time right now.
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Heather has beautiful eyes, but the rest of her face is unfortunate. Ewww.
This movie was great! Congrats to them!
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And why do people still propose? What's wrong with just saying, "Hey bitch, what are you doing later? Let's go ruin our lives together."
Man, I loved Welcome to the Dollhouse. I was 10 or 11 when I saw it, and it was the first movie that made me feel normal.
Congrats to Heather and the lost Hanson sister!
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"Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one. Who do you pick?"
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Good for Heather that she found someone.
God. She is an ugly thing as a kid and well...not a pretty woman either.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
I love that movie. Brandon the "bully" tells her to meet him after school because he's going rape her. AND SHE SHOWS UP! A tramp after my own heart.
THE GREGGGSTERRRRRR....I LOVE HIM
OH GOOD LUCK DOG FACE...
I LOVE HOT LESBIANS!
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I loved that film. It makes me sad that we find out that she killed herself in Palindromes!
I just watched that movie yesterday. They think they're hot shit, but they're just cold diarrhea.
Taylor Hanson is MUCH prettier than this woman.
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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on August 1, 2008 - 12:11pm.
BTW, why does everyone keep saying this is a lesbian relationship? Isn't that Taylor Hansen?
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LOL!
But seriously. Isn't it?
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Submitted by TFBuckFutter on August 1, 2008 - 11:11am.
BTW, why does everyone keep saying this is a lesbian relationship? Isn't that Taylor Hansen?
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If Taylor Hansen grew tits...
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
BTW, why does everyone keep saying this is a lesbian relationship? Isn't that Taylor Hansen?
Submitted by Genevieve on August 1, 2008 - 11:48am.
They look like sisters
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They for reals do. I think that would be creepy.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 1, 2008 - 11:44am.
Said older woman then bathes and masturbates in Heather's blood. Heather should be mightly ashamed of herself for helping promote the idea that gays are either weak and helpless victims or vicious killers. I won't watch her in anything else from now on.
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Holy crap....read a little too much into that and then fly off the handle, why don't you? A) Heather wasn't PLAYING a lesbian. B) The older lady wasn't necessarily a lesbian. She was playing an Elizabeth Bathory-esque character, who believed youthful (virginal?) blood keeps one youthful. C) There were a lot of straight people killed in that movie too....in fact, I don't recall any sexual orientations being brought up at all. And I guess, just for fun, D) If Eli Roth is such a homophobe, why did he have almost as much dudity in the movie as female nudity?
Random Lezzie Fangirl Fact: Michelle Paradis, the writer and star of Exes & Ohs (that Heather is in also) is the one who PRESENTED MK WITH HIS AWARD for best blog or whatever (edited: MK wasn't there!)
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 1, 2008 - 6:40am.
Lez marriages never work out. Unfortunately all the girl and girl relationships I have been around have been dramatic and not lasting.
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more than half of heterosexual relationships don't last either!
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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 1, 2008 - 6:40am.
Lez marriages never work out. Unfortunately all the girl and girl relationships I have been around have been dramatic and not lasting.
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Hmm... I'll make sure to let the ladies down the street from me who have been married for 18 years know that their marriage won't work.
I love that show Exes & Ohs. Does anybody know if they are going to make any more goddamn episodes?
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
LOVE "Welcome To The Dollhouse"!
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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton
They look like sisters.
Weiner Dog, I mean Heather Matarazzo, is on Exs & Ohs now, a Logo channel show.
p.s. I think Weiner's brother is cute :oI
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People Suck!
I used to really enjoy Heather M's performances until I saw half of "Hostel 2". Her willingness to appear in anything filmed by homophobe supreme, Eli Roth, is a slap in the face to gays and lesbians everywhere. In case you didn't see it, Heather plays a geek girl who is finally hung upside down over a naked reptilian older woman who slashes her throat with a blade. Said older woman then bathes and masturbates in Heather's blood. Heather should be mightly ashamed of herself for helping promote the idea that gays are either weak and helpless victims or vicious killers. I won't watch her in anything else from now on.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Isn't that Dreamy Steve dude Josh Duhamel? It looks like him....
HEY! thats an insult to weiner dogs!! i love weenies...
Maybe she's making a new film called Welcome to the Doghouse'. Good that they have matching noses, I hear they can be valuable in certain ways. They're both hung like a fibbing Pinocchio!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Well I thought that was Claire Danes without any makeup on.
Wiener can do better than this oinker.
Hekki
That movie was the funniest, most cringe-inducing thing I've ever seen
Absolutely, but even more cringe-inducing was Happiness - I questioned my morals for laughing at that one!
Happy for them! Good luck, ladies.
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"If Hugh is asked directions to the nearest Citibank, I am asked directions to the nearest plasma bank."
~David Sedaris
holy shit, I never realized until watching the clip that Steve is Daniel Meade! Damn, that was a great movie...
I loved Welcome to the Dollhouse, but let's not forget Heather's riveting performance as DJ Conner's little girlfriend!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Aww, Dawn Weiner really IS too special for Steve!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I fuckin hated that movie!
That shit scarred me. Not funny at all.
~~I AM YOUR CARIBBEAN QUEEN!~~
Mazel Tov!
That movie was the funniest, most cringe-inducing thing I've ever seen. Fucking genius. I love "Napoleon Dynamite", but I think it copied "Dollhouse" and gave it a happy ending.
In the movie Palindromes it's revealed that Dawn killed herself.
Submitted by Always Sunny on August 1, 2008 - 9:30am.
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
"Same time, same place. 3 o'clock--you get raped. BE THERE!"
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
But wait a minute... they're BOTH women?!?!
She could compete with SJP for the ugliest actress in HOllywood award.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
Dollhouse rocked.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I thought that was one of the Hanson kids!!
Lez marriages never work out. Unfortunately all the girl and girl relationships I have been around have been dramatic and not lasting.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY. Hey sucker!'
George Michael
I thought they were sisters. I didn't even know she swung to the other side. Good luck, but like every other lez couple I know, I give them 5 years.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
I bet the proposal went something like this:
Yo Weiner, you better get ready, 'cause at three o' clock today, I'm gonna RAPE you! , er I mean Marry you...
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Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
~the Kinks~
wow i seriously thought that was pretty guy!
Congratulations to the lovely couple.
I've always liked her and hopefully her announcement will make it that much easier for New Hollywood to come out.
But someone can shoot Hohan & SamRo. That's just nasty lez love!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by mike on August 1, 2008 - 7:15am.
They look creepily alike.
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I thought it was just ME! And I thought maybe it was her good looking brother....
Don't flame me. Congrats Gayelles.
Submitted by DJ Tanner on August 1, 2008 - 8:52am.
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OMG!!
That fucking cracked me up!!!!
LOL
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